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Second Date Update PODCAST: Internet Date

May 08, 202017 min
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This listener thinks he’s met the love of his life online, he even spelled out “I Love You” in bacon for her! But now, he needs to convince her best friend that he’s not some creepy guy from the internet… And this may be the TOUGHEST test we’ve ever faced.

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Bread and butter wines pair with the life moments you love, offering a rich and jammy Cabernet sauvignon, a silky smooth piano now are, and a buttery Chardonnay. Bread and butter wines are delicious. Find a bread and butter wines in your favorite store. Second date update. We've never done this before. A guy named Nick reached out to us for a second date update. The strange part is he says he's never even went out on a date with this girl to begin with, so it's we would need a first

date update. Then, Yeah, Nick, I'm hoping you've at least talked to this woman and it's not your neighbor that you're looking at through your telescope right now? Nick? Is it? I hear heavy breathing? I am here, I'm here. I was just laughing. Okay, sound like you're doing more than laughing. No, there's no telescopes involved, that promise you. Okay? Is the woman real? Does she have a name? Does she exist? Yes, her name is Whitney, and she exists, and she's in

my and Whitney sounds like a made up name. Yea, guys, how do you know she's amazing. If you've never gone out with her, we've never met in person, but we have met and communicated at online. Okay, there's a lot of people I use that in air quotes online that aren't real in real life. Right, No, I know she exists, like we have facetimes. We've had extensive communication online where we've actually seen each other. Good. So why aren't you going on a date with her? Well, because she lives

in a different state. We didn't tell us. That's very important information at the beginning. Maybe lead off with that. Yeah, I mean I really, honestly, guys, I really felt like I was falling in love with this girl. Okay, whoa, you've fallen in love with this girl? You haven't even seen her face? I mean, I mean, you know, we've FaceTime. I was so connected with this woman, Like we have

very similar like families. We have we both have sisters, we both have similar holiday things that we do, like hold on, I heard that she has a sister, he has a sister. Sounds like they connected. That's love right there. I don't know. Okay, you're you know what you're having? Anything to do it? Get the marriage documents ready, you guys? Both have sisters. I think I think that it's romantic and that it's refreshing that you were connected to a woman on a much bigger level than just a physical

five G level. I was planning on flying her out or flying out to see her, that was the next step. But things just haven't been the same for a bit, so things aren't really working out the way the way I had wanted. So that's why I contacted you guys. All right, So this would normally be the time where I would ask you about the date that you took her on, but you haven't done that. So yeah, I

feel like we have. Because it started out that we would talk like times a day, just like little things here and there, check in, and then it got to the point where we would be communicating for like hours every night. Wow, that's intense. Yeah, I know. And it was going so well. We would talk constantly and it was great like that for about like three weeks, I would say, and then she started not responding as quickly. Yeah, and then she wasn't like we weren't talking every night.

There must be something that you have done during these conversations that has turned her off. The last photo I sent her I took a photo of my breakfast and it was like two heart shaped pancakes that I made, and then I and I kind of spelled out like I love you and bacon. And I know that's corny, but it's also like sweet, and that's how I feel it. I mean, it seems like a lot to drop the L word and never seeing each other in person. I mean, I spelled it in bacon. Okay, you're spelling out the

word love and bacon to this girl already. That's what he's doing. He's testing the waters to see if what was her response to that? I mean, not much good? I know, And I haven't really heard from her in about the last forty eight hours, which is rare because ever since we started communicating, we've never gone for any that was without at least checking in. So how do you want us to help? Because she obviously doesn't listen to our show. Um, I don't know. How can we

get her? How can how can I get her to listen to me? How can we get her get her on the show? Is what I'm thinking? Okay, or find out if you did something wrong or he's just scared. It sounds like he's just coming out a little too strong, but you were both feeling it the chemistry at one point, so that's great. Well. Also, oh, I forgot to tell you this as well. Um, she she did mention she had this friend that was kind of hesitant about our relationship.

And I don't know if that has something to do with it, like her friend is like jealous or just doesn't trust me because of the whole online thing, or maybe she's found something, like met somebody else. I don't know. My mind is just kind of racing well about the whole thing, and I was hoping you could help me in some somehow. All Right, we'll just calm down about it a little bit, maybe pop a valium because you're

getting a little bit excited talking about her. I am amped up because you know, I care a lot about this girl, and if there's any chance that you can help me out communicate with her, I would just really appreciate it, because you know, I just don't know what else to do, honestly. All Right, I guess we'll do it. Yeah, I guess we're doing it. The whole point of this, Jeffrey, why do you hate love so much all of a sudden? What is your problem? This is just different. This guy's

never even been on a date with her. But you know what, this isn't the first century, Jeffrey. Okay, it's a different way that people fall in love. Just catch up, man, And the fact that they call each other every day in this day and age, that's crazy. That's more than most people than you are just via an internet scream. Okay, all right, well, we know what. Maybe we're gonna prove me wrong. We're gonna play a song. We'll come back and we'll give Whitney a call and see if we

can get you a second date up date. Okay, Nick, thank you. Guys. Just hold on, we haven't gotten you the date yet. We're just making a call. Okay, that's the energy I want. We'll be back after this second up date. How do you know when you're really in love? Is it when you memorize that person's favorite coffee order? For sure? That's pretty good sign. Is it when you include them in your Facebook profile picture? Yo? That's official? Is it when you can confidently leave the door open

while taking a number two in their apartment? That's just a long time in marriage. I don't know if that's a long something. I think The real sign of true love is when you can spell out that person's name and breakfast sausage. Oh man, it's always about the meats, and then send a photo of that in a text message. Because that's what our listener Nick did for a girl named Whitney, even though they've never gone out on a

real date or seen each other in person. They live in different states, but they've been chatting on the phone and over Skype for hours on end, but lately she's become tough to reach. Yeah, and Nicoll admit I was skeptical when we were talking before, but during the song break, I thought about it, chugged a ton of ni quill, and I definitely feel different. That's it. Yeah, I love that. Thank you for the court You're welcome you guys. I believe you. Nick. I think that love can totally happen

that way. Do you. But do you regret sending that picture because it does seem like that was the moment things shifted. Yeah. I think I would have had to do it again. It would have been a little different, But I mean, it's just bacon. It's not like you're actually dropping the elbomb. Now. I think bacon is the highest form of of romance right above diamond rings. So you can't go anywhere but down from here. I agree.

All right, Well, let's get your bacon lover on the phone and we'll see if you can get you a second date update. Okay, all right, I'm nervous. All right, I'm going the dollar phone number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Whitney please? This is her. Hi, Whitney. My name's young Jeffrey. I work for the radio. What is it about? This is about you? Oh my god? Okay, sorry, no, you didn't win. Well, maybe you want something in a way. Yeah,

you've probably never heard our show, Whitney. We're in a different city than you, different state. Actually, so why are you calling you that? We're calling you because we do something on our show called a second date update. Okay, I'm guessing you don't know what that is. But basically, when one of our listeners needs help figuring out why they're not getting a call after a date, we're willing to do that for them. And we're calling on behalf of a guy named Nick. Do you remember going out

with Nick? But they never really went out? That's right. This is so different than what we normally do. I've totally screwed this up. So you've been chatting recently with someone named Nick and he feels like you guys have been on quite a few dates because of how much time you've spent online together. All right, what did you say about me? He said, he loves you. No, No, he didn't say it like that. Down he said a picture to you and bacon. He thought everything was going well.

He felt like he's never connected to somebody like he connects with you, and he was really excited. I did about it, and now you're not calling him back after he sent one simple picture of I love you, spelled out in bacon, and he's wondering if he freaked you out. Well, to be honest, the bacon message, who has definitely a little overwhelming Okay that you know I was falling for him to so you were on board. How come you

didn't bacon text him back? Then? Well, I talked to my friend and UM, my friend's always someone that you know gives me really good advice, and so I a pull back from that. I'm not Yeah, who is this friend's a guy or girlfriend? Um, exactly like my very practiced stuffed animal that I've had for a long time, and it's like my inert self. I tell me, you know, being they're okay or not? Wait? What are you joking? Right now? You want to talk to her? Wait? Wait Whitney,

Whitney are you joking? Oh? It's kind of like how mister Rogers does it? You know mister Rogers does it? Yeah, you don't remember having the Little Puppets. You have a puppet friend that's telling you not to day a guy. Yeah it's Sparkle. I've had her room. He put Sparkles on the phone. We'd love to chat with her. Hi, this is Sparkle. Sparkles. Hello, Oh my god, I don't know. But Sparkles, Wait, why don't you like Nick? Because he might not like me. He might throw me away and

I never see Whitney ever again. Okay, this is yeah, Sparkles. You do realize that Whitney deserves to be loved and that Whitney won't let you be thrown away? Right? I might. I'm doing this. If he likes sweet me, he has to keep me too. Hey, Sparkles, have you ever met Nick before? It? Does Nick know about you? I don't think Nick knows about me? If he knows about me, he might throw me away. Okay, so weird. I think we need Whitney back on the phone. Yeah, let's talk

to Whitney again. Please sod Whitney. Whitney. This is Witney. Whitney. Have you told Nick about Sparkles. No, I haven't told him that Sparkle. I can't imagine why. I'm sure Nick would like to know about Sparkles. Maybe maybe Sparkles and Nick should have a conversation so that you guys can actually go out. Don't you think it's definitely a possibility. Well, we are giving you that chance because we didn't tell

you this. But Nick has been on the other line listening and he heard everything that you and Sparkles said, and he wants to talk to you both. I guess Nick to her, Yeah, is he's still that He probably hung up the Nick. Yeah, yeah, I'm here. Wow, just I have a lot of questions. Um. Yeah, Sparkle is

just basically like my her voice, you know. Yeah, Whitney is okay with you guys going out, but Sparkles has an issue, right, and maybe Nick you should talk to spark Can we get Sparkles back on the phone so Nick can have a conversation with Sparkles and then maybe they can work something out. I don't want to know it's done. I don't know as I'm ready for that. Okay, wait, Nick, I mean when she explains it like that, that it's just basically she's having an inner dialogue with herself. It

comes out. Does that sit okay with you? I understand that. I think we all have that, but most of us kind of keep it internal. That's a good way to put it. And a lot of people still have stuffed animals and blankets from their childhood. I still have a broodcast stuff. Yeah, I sleep with stuffed animals every night. They don't talk to me very often. But but my stuffed animals were okay with me starting a relationship and getting married. And yeah, she's married, and trust me, Whitney.

My husband has tried to throw these things out many times, and I have just stopped that you can do that in your relationship. Honestly, I wouldn't go out with you, Nick if you wouldn't accept Sparkles. Yeah, um, okay. Do other people know about Sparkles. I don't show Sparkles to everybody, only those that I trust. Oh my god, Wait, Whitney. The entire time you were talking about your friend, you

were referring to Sparkles. Yeah, oh right, okay, wow, So Sparkles is the friend that is not okay with Nick and we being together. Well maybe, yeah, I'm not sure about Nick. I'm just not sure. Is it Sparkles on the phone again? Okay? Try this Isles it Sparkles? Do it? You have to. I don't know how to do this. You got to do it. I mean, Sparkles is on the phone. I think we start with Sparkles, then we

go to Whitney. All right, Sparkles. Here's the deal. Nick really wants to go out with Whitney, So if you'll let her, we would pay for Whitney and Nick to go out on a date. If it's okay with you, as long as I can be there, it's okay, okay, all right, yes, yes, Now, Whitney, Sparkles has signed off on the relationship. Will you go out with Nick one more time? We'll pay for it, or for the first time we'll pay for it. Okay. Wow. Yeah, I'm surprised that Sparkles is okay with it, and why I'm on

one with it? Okay, all right, well that's a excitement. We did it, okay, Nick? Yeah, Nick, congratulation you got a second day or a first day. Let's poke the brakes a little bit. I think, do you have a friend that's a little bit hesitant about this too? Do we need to get him on the line. I think that maybe we, Um, we had been rushing it a little bit. Oh um, And I think with this new information, I think maybe staying on as like friends on the

phone and chatting. I think that's probably right then. Okay, Sparkles, I'm sorry, this is just how I'm feeling. Um. I can't believe him talking to Sparkles right now, but I am. And can I talk to Whitney again? Yeah? This is Whitney. What's your problem with Sparkovs? I've got could really get into it, but um, I think maybe that's conversation for a later date. So are you telling me that you're gonna tell Sparkov I love you and Bacon two? Because

I mean, honestly, that will be helpful for you. I don't think i'll do that, Nick, with you don't face the rage of Sparkles. I think, yeah, sorry, we couldn't get you a date there, Nick, that is quite all right. I learned a lot, and that's the most important thing. I think you're never online dating again. I don't think so.

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