Second Date Update PODCAST: I Ran Over A Dude

from prison now. So you didn't get caught. No, I definitely got caught. All right, tell us a little bit about what happened, because your email just said I need to do over because I ran over somebody, and that's very confusing. It's like, all right, we'll do a second day update on that. What does that mean? So here's what happened. I met Kara on e harmony. Okay, she's great, and we decide we're going to go to a concert

because we both really dig on music. And I pick her up at a coffee shop and we're talking and it's awesome and I'm just really into the conversation and then I accidentally ran over somebody casually. I could pick her up then, and then also, yeah, we heard a little thump, and then I realized that did it again? Ran over a person? Okay, So so he got freaked out, but it really it was not my fault. Okay, but

clarify for me. When you say ran over a person, do you mean like full speed ahead, like thump thump over a person. I was at a stoplight. It had turned green. I don't know if the guy was hurrying to get somewhere, but he darted in the road and I figured that it was clear to go. I didn't see him, and Kara yells, you hit somebody, and I said, what you had to You had to be told that you hit a pedestrian. You didn't just know that. Well, I ran over his foot, like it was okay, So

he didn't get your windshield and you didn't know. No, he didn't crack the windshield. Okay, but I was really paying attention to her because I'm trying to be a better listener. And so I said what And there were no cars behind me, So I stopped the car and I put it in reverse and ran over his other foot. No, I didn't. I just like Nick Disnee, I glanced off, so you almost ran over him a second time. That's an accurate statement. But in my defense, it was his fault.

There's like, you don't sound guilty about this at all. I have thought about this a lot, and I don't feel bad about it because this guy ran in front of the car and I stayed. I followed the police report. You know, I got into a little bit of an argument with another person that was on the road about what had happened. But I think that she she did not see everything that happened. Right, Wait, what was your

date doing the entire time you're filling out a police report? Well, she left, okay, So and what did she say to you about the whole situation? Did she say anything before she left? Well, she stayed around, and she was screaming a lot for a while. Understand Again, I don't think that's me. I think that she had like a family thing that it was bringing stuff up, another flaming past baggage for her. Want to think it was about me, I don't think it was about me. What was she screaming?

I mean there was a lot of the oh my gods, Um, there was a lot of this shouldn't be happening. And is that the last you've heard from her? I mean I was shouting her name out as I noticed as she was leaving, and then the police officer was really stern with me paying attention to him. Yeah. Yeah, they usually might have said something out Okay, Well I didn't hear it. So her walking away while you're filing a police report after accidentally running over some guy's foot is

the last thing you've seen of her? Yes, which you know could actually be good for you because she sounds like a key witness in all of this. And I don't think that it was the other guy's fault, but it was his fault, Like I have been to court about this. No charges are being pressed, Yeah, because she wasn't there. Dude, you hit him twice, man, The second time was a glance, So I disagree with the term

hitting twice. Look, it was an accident. It just happened to take place with a really cute girl on a first date. And I just need a do over and it will be adover where we take public transportation or is that because your license has been revoked? My license, it's just provisional. I cannot drive at night. Okay, So what have you tried to call her since then? Though? Or this will this be your first attempt to reach out? You know? I texted her and I told her, Hey,

I know that was crazy, sorry about the guy. You know, the guy's doing okay? Um? And nothing, no response. You know, it's funny like when you see the little dot dot dots with the text some times. Yeah, I think I think I saw that right afterwards, but then nothing. So she thought about responding to you and then stopped herself. Yeah, it seems like maybe she started to say yes of course, and then she was just nervous. All right, Well we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your

second date update. Okay, I appreciate it. Yeah, brooking jubil in the morning. Second Date following is a true story about real life defense that have actually taken place in our judicial system. The names and dates have not been changed. They're the same. They're the same names and dates because it's really not that big of a deal, but it sounds cooler if I talk like this and Joshua is

on the phone today for a second date update. If you just missed the first part, he ran over a dude on his first date and had to give a police report and has had to go to court over it and everything else. He was found not guilty of any crime. He says that the guy jumped out in the crosswalk when he was not supposed to be in the crosswalk, and then he ran over his foot, and then when his date screamed, oh my god, you hit somebody, he reversed and sort of ran over the guy a

second time. Yeah. And then his date, Kara, who were about to call right now to figure out why she's not calling him back even though we already kind of know, definitely left while he was giving the police report and he hasn't been able to talk to her. Sace Judge, I mean, do you have an idea of how to come back from this, because I don't think it's it's the accident that's so much the problem. It's your nonchalant

attitude about running over a pedestrian. Again, Like, the guy didn't tumble in front of the car and smash my one shield and I didn't go walk. He ran in front of me. I got his foot and then I kind of nicked his knee on the way back. It wasn't like you targeted this guy and know or like, hey, hold on one second, this guy needs to get run over and then put on some ACDC or something and went after him. It wasn't like I maliciously ran over

the dude. It just an accident. All right, Well, I'm gonna dollar phone him right now, okay, okay, cool, thank you, thank you. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Kara please? And this is Kara. Hey, Kara, how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Great, this is weird. I can understand how

you think that. I'm actually on the phone with you right now because we're doing a segment called the Second Date Update, and basically we want to ask you some questions about a date that you went on recently with a guy named Joshua. Oh my god. Yeah. The thing is, he really liked you, and he asked us to call you and find out why you're not calling him back. What. Yeah, he wanted Okay, he wanted what? He wanted you to call me? Yes, he sent us an email and told

us about your horrible first date. What did he tell you exactly? He told us that he met you on e harmony, and you guys were on your way to a concert, and he said, on the way to the concert, he was talking to you and wasn't paying attention, and some dude ran out in the crosswalk and he ran over his foot. Then you screamed, and then he put the car in reverse and kind of hit the guy again.

Oh god, Um, yeah, that's pretty much what happened. So is that the reason you're not calling him back the whole accident because he said that you left while he was giving a police report. I was pretty shake it up. I mean I've never okay, I've never even seeing anyone hit by a car, much like being in the car. I mean, it was so crazy. And then I had to tell him you hit someone, and then we backed up and we hit him again. But the guy was

all right, right. I mean, he did send me a text message leader telling me that the guy was okay, But I mean, I don't know, like maybe he's just calling me to, you know, ask me out on another day, be like, oh, yeah, the guy's fine, Sure you want to go out again. I mean, we hit someone, okay, but that was an accident. I understand if you feel like that's a bad omen for a first week an accident, Like, what's gonna happen on date number two? What are we

gonna do? There's all sorts of options. Now, I think you know the crazy door has been opened. You guys can just run through it full speed together if you want. I'm cool not going through that door like you. Why wouldn't you text him back though after that and just say, hey, that was too much for me on a first date. Look, there were other reasons. That was not the only reason. I which just done with that date. There is more

than hitting a pedestrian. Yeah, what's worse than that. I mean, I'm not saying it's worse, Like I'm not saying we killed a family. That would be worse for sure, But I mean I was on the date for like I don't know what, ten minutes prior to the incident we'll call it. I got in his car and Joshua wears an un goodly amount of cologne. Oh, it was like being in the back of a cab in Istanbul. Just horrible. Okay. And you know what, depending on the clone, that could

be worse than running over a person. I mean that person was okay. If I stayed in my car much longer. In that car, much longer, I would not, So that's why you left. You didn't actually leave because of the pedestrian. You just didn't want to ride home. I'll be honest. It was like, dude, my asthma was going to be like, hello,

there's no way. There is no way, and I'll be honest of you, like, I don't understand how it is that he could have sprayed that on himself in the morning and was like, yeah, I smell good, Like, no way, excuse me. Can I talk though? What's going on? Okara? That's Joshua. He's on the other line and wants to talk to you, Carol, What is up? Why are you saying this? You know that's not true, Joshua. Look, I did not know you were on the phone, and I am really sorry that you had to hear it like that,

but it is true. I'm sorry I put on a little bit of cologne because I cared about the date. It wasn't I wasn't swimming in it. I'm sorry, Like I feel bad kind of right now, like I'm glad you cared about it, but it's not it's not that there's nothing wrong, it's in general putting cologne on. But don't you remember I rolled down the window like it was really cool outside and I rolled down the window and I was like, hey, look at the fresh air.

It's really this is clean. Things weird about that. You're as part of the distraction that, all right, Look, if you wouldn't have rolled down that window, he wouldn't have had to hit somebody. I will have you know that I get a lot of compliments on my cologne, and the majority of them from family members. Well that's fine. Then they can go out with you and be in a small and closed space and have asthma. But not me. I felt like I was gonna die, okay, not unlike

the person who ran over and I didn't have my expert. Well, the person that I accidentally ran over his foot was nowhere close to death, which I would say, is, you know, maybe similar to how your cologne. Okay, look, I fired in such a predicament right now, Joshua. It's not about the cologne. I cannot wear cologne. I could change that, all right. I just think that I got a good vibe from you before all of this stuff happened, And I'm sorry. And which party started for the cologne or

the almost dead dude. I mean, he's not almost dead was found out in the court of law. He was fun but honestly, like, I'm just trying to give you feedback about your cologne, like it just doesn't smell good and the amount did he smell good? And I'm not trying to be mean, It's just it is. When it is decide, I didn't know you're on the phone. They tricked me, so were you? Were you attracted to him

before you smelled him. I'm serious because the smell is automatic turn off, but there could have been something pre smell. When I saw his pictures online and we communicate online, it was really cool. And when I found from far away it was great. When I walked up close, not so great. But and I don't mean like he was ugly. I mean like it was the smell, but from far away it was good. I mean it just like once you got closer, when you please stop talking about how

bad I smelled. What, Josh, do you want to go back to talking about the guy that you hit? We have two options. I feel like there's a door number three that we're not even talking about here, which is we were having a pretty good time before I hit someone. And you know, it's a really weird thing to say. Okay, I'm just acknowledging the elops in the room that we've been talking about this whole time. But if, if, when it comes to the clone, I don't need to wear

any clone. I could just wear deodor I could not wear deodorant. I cannot have any of that. I don't care if he's going out with me or not. You should be wearing deodorant and not of that, like natural stuff, like actual deodorant. Well, all right, how about this carol Use crystals? I have never Okay, okay, let's not get into the odor of brands right now. I just want to ask Kara question, will you go out with Joshua

one more time? You can take public transportation, he won't, he won't wear a colone, and we will pay for the date. Will you go out with him one more time? Kara? Come on, please just give me, give me a second shot at this. I feel like I'm on, let's make a deal. Um, we met on e harmony. We I mean, we are a great match for each other. We could end up with each other. That's all right. That's the

place that claims to find the perfect people. I've seen the commercial harmony never said you would hit someone in a car either, So I mean that would make for a weird ad campaign. Yeah, that's true. So will you give him one more shot? If he doesn't wear a cologne and you guys can you could talk about the whole car accident thing later, but you have Okay, The thing is, it's like no Colone, not like pick another brand like no Coloone, Joshua, your ability to like bathe

yourself in it. If you go out with me, I promise I will not wear any cologne. I just feel like we had a good vibe before things happened. Will you do it? Kara? Okay, but literally, if I show up and they smell anything on you, like any cologne, I'm leaving. And if you bumper is damage or I see like blood or hair on the front of your car. Again, I have already cleaned the car. You can't see anything on it. That's really good too, Now, Yeah, isn't that

one good? Congratulations? Joshua, you got a second date? Oh, Kara, I'm excited to see you again, and I promise you won't regret it unless he runs over another person. Oh wow in the morning text in at seven eight, five nine two that says, I agree, I'd rather date a murderer than a guy who had bad cologne. Oh come on, and I think personally I agree too. If you missed today's second date update, this guy Joshua wanted to call

this girl named Kara. He wasn't gonna a call back, and he figured it was because he actually ran over a dude on their first date. Yeah. Now it wasn't his fault. That's been proven in a court of law. A guy was crossing at the wrong time and he kind of clipped the dude and then reversed and ran over his leg, and he thought maybe that was a bit too much. And she thought he did it on purpose or something because he wasn't paying attention. But that

wasn't the reason. The reason was it was because he was wearing very bad cologne and she didn't even want to be in the car with him in the first place because his cologne was so terrible. That's so sad, though, when you can get in a car accident and she's like, thank god, I can leave now, this is my cue, Like I have an excuse. I know she's actually excited because she just saw somebody get hit with a car, like, oh sweet, I get to stand outside and wait for

the cops to show up. That's gonna take a while fresh air. Yeah, if somebody has really bad clone, it is terrible. I think about if you're in your office and you get on the elevator after somebody with bad clone or bad perfume, to smell their aftermath disgusting. But anyway, they agreed to go on a second date. She actually said she would go out with him again. I recommend they take an uber. And he also can't wear any cologne on their date, which means he's probably so scared.

Now he's not gonna wear deodorant, cologne, not even shower, no soaps, and he's just gonna smell terrible. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. But ninety two point five