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Second Date Update PODCAST: I Have Your Bra

Apr 22, 201614 min
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It's the AGE OLD TRICK, that works 99.9% of the time...HOOKUP with somebody, and LEAVE a piece of clothing at their place, so that you're GUARANTEED to see them again...because you GOTTA get it back... BUT, this is the second date update...so the .001% of the time, is what happened today...you'll hear why in the podcast.

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Looking for the perfect birthday or anniversary gift, or a special date night, Well then you need zat Art, Seattle's only exotic car rental company. Visit art dot com to book an exotic special car for that very special day. Brooking Jebels Second Date Update. Today's second date update involves a group pick up. A group of guys picked up on a group of girls. Okay, and now none of them are getting a call back, And they're all on the line right now. This is all eight of them.

We can't do it on the phone. They're all punched up. We're gonna talk to the whole group. Actually, it's just Jake, who was in that group that picked up a bunch of girls, and he's not getting a call back from the girl that he liked. What's up, Jake? How are you? Hey? How you doing good? Are you the only one out of this group pickup not getting a call back? By the way, I guess I think I was also the only one to hook up, But I don't know. I could be wrong about that. Look. I liked that you

threw in a humble brag there. That was real cute, Jake. So tell us about your second date update. Who do you want to call today? I want to call Kara? Okay, And how did you meet Kara? So? It was my birthday and we went bar hopping group my buddies and we saw this cute group of girls and so we send them over round drinks. They accepted. Then um went over there and just started hanging out, chatting, talking to them all and uh, do you charge them for the drinks?

We did? Yeah, we did good. Yeah, okay, okay, making sure before you guys went over to the table of the group of girls, did you have a discussion about who is going to pair up with which woman? Yeah? Oh yeah, no, we definitely, we definitely worked that out. Yeah, and unfortunately my last buddy he got stuck with. Yeah, there's always one and yeah he's the one in our group too. Yeah huh yeah, all right, so you got Kara.

Tell us about Kara. Kara, I mean, she's got these beautiful and it's not like you're gonna say something else like whoa, well, you know it's quickly her eyes. Yeah, yeah, that's actually really nice. That's a nice compliment. Yeah, and she just like really quick to laugh and I love that. I thought those that was very charming. So you guys seemed to click immediately when you started chatting with her. I thought, so, yeah, definitely, What kind of signs was

she given to you that she was into you? I think I've read like they say, the laughing. Maybe that's what it like, you know, if someone like laughs at your jokes and they're stupid and mine usually hard. So but then when we went to go play Dear Pom and it was going pretty good, but then I shoved the ball and it took this ricochet and it hit her right in the face. Yeah. Right, and those beautiful eyes, the left one. I think it wasn't I love your eyes. I want to just swell one up real quickly. Did

you seem upset by that? Or was it just a funny moment? You know, we ended up laughing about it, so I think it actually was kind of a bonding momentum. So I invited basically everyone back over to my place. I guess about everyone came and we were hanging and uh, she ended up spending the night. Yeah. Yeah, ping pong ball to the face always gets the job, Do I get? That's the move? Okay, So how was everything the next morning? Well, the next morning she was getting dressed and she couldn't

find her brah. Well that's my other move. No, but well, we spent like a good part of the morning looking around trying to find it. Let's all over my room, like even the living room, and we never could find it. But I'll say, hey, you know, they just still want to grab some breakfast or something. She was like, I gotta go, I gotta get to work, and she left.

So it was a little weird. Um, But I ended up finding the bra later that day and I called her, left her message and send her a text, got your bra? You know I loved Did you send her a picture of you wearing the bra? You know that was gonna be my next I know. Yeah. But anyway, so I haven't have not heard from her, so she hasn't said anything back to you at all. Yeah, and it's a nice brad. Yeah. That surprises me because normally that's the move, like a girl will leave something at your house so

that you're forced to see her again. That's called the old leave behind. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Well sometimes girls just accidentally leaves up and behind and have to give it up because they don't want to see you again. I mean, that's expensive purchase. You know, she must really not want to talk to you. I hope not. I thought we were having a great time. You know, I thought we had a great time. Is there any reason why you think she doesn't want to call you back

other than the ping pong balls? I know, I thought it was I thought it was pretty it was pretty great night. She was just stewing on that all night. You guys hooked up and everything next morning, just like I can't get over the ping ball ball thing. I'm sorry. Did she give you any indication that she w wanted something more than just a hook up, because maybe that's all she was looking for. I don't think so. No.

I mean, we're just hanging out for one night. You know, we didn't really get anything serious, or it was just getting to know each o. They're kind of talking. Okay, well we'll play a song. Come back, call her and get your second date update, or at least get her brat out brooking Jubil in the morning second. Regardless of what happens in today's second date update, it is a success in my book because Jake is on the phone, and no matter what happens, Jake at least has himself

a brand new bra. I can picture him in his apartment just strutting around looking in the mirror at that fabulous new item that he has, getting ready to go out for a night with the boys with his brand new Vickie's Secret bra on looking like a million bucks. Jake, are you sure you want to do this second date update? Man? I would keep the bra fi were you? It is a nice bra. Yeah. It is amazing what some sexy undergarments will do for your self confidence when out on

the town. I feel confident. Yeah, sexy bra, I'll do that. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Jake is on the phone. He met a girl named Kara when they were out at the bar with a bunch of friends. They all kind of met up and hung out. He ended up hooking up with her and

she left her bra at his place. He's been trying to call her to give the brawback and maybe get a second date, but she's ignored him, which is very rare because normally when a girl leaves a brawl behind her something like that, it's in hopes that you'll call her. So you have to see her again to meet up to at least give the braw back and maybe get another date out of it. All right, man, I'm gonna die the phone number right now and call her. Are

you ready? Okay? Yeah? Yeah? And how are you going to feel if it turns out she just wanted to hook up? I'd be very disavoided. Actually, I mean because I thought we really had a There was a real spark there, you know, I thought it was a real connection. All right, Well, give her a call and see what happened. Okay, okay, Hello, Hi is Kara there? Yeah? This is her? Hey Kara, how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm good. Sorry, you mean like like

the radio guy? Yes, that is exactly what I mean. When is going? What? Why are you what? Well? I'm calling you because somebody emailed the show about you. What. Yeah, it's a guy that you met recently named Jake. I don't I don't understand why is he calling you, guys? Well, because you guys recently hung out and he's been trying to get a hold of you because he would love a second date, but you haven't been returning any of

his phone calls or text messages. So he asked if we could get you on the phone and find out if you don't like Jake. Oh wow, Okay, this is awkward. Do you like Jake? Um? I am not super interested and I'm sorry. Is there a reason why? Um? You know he's very nice. I'm just disgusted. Just not my type. I guess you're avoiding him big time? Right? Did he

tell you that? I'm confused. He said that he has your brad, and I just know that if I leave a broad at a guy's house and I don't go back for it, it means I really don't want to see him, because that is a big loss. God. Okay, yeah, he told us all about the night you guys hung out. He said you met at a bar and went back to his place, had some fun, you woke up early, said you had to go to work, and then just walked out of his life and left your broad behind.

It sounds like a rum gum. He's been trying to get a hold of you, and he wants to know why you're not returning any of his phone calls. M Oh, God, this is so weird. I don't you don't need to feel bad about it. I mean, if you just needed to get yours one night. Nobody's judging. I've lost some nice jewelry in the same type of situations before. No, I mean I wasn't even I just like, I mean, I wasn't even really that interested in him like that night.

You sure have an interesting way of showing it comes out. What do you mean you weren't interested in him? I just think for to just expired a lot of control. Like okay, um, one of my girlfriends had a like a sing for one of his friends, and she just kind of like begged me to be like a wing woman for her and like to keep Jake entertained. And I did you know, basically some of my friend could

hook up with his friends. But then everyone's at Cheek's place and he's like saying, it's his birthday, And I feel bad because it's like, do I give you a present and just throw like stuck around? So, well, are you saying that you did it because it's his birthday? I'm saying that's probably one of the reasons that I did it, but I'm not proud of it. And he again, he's super nice. He's so nice, but like just not just not my type, not the kind of guy that I'm gonna, oh it will be happy to know that

that was a very nice birthday present he got. Yeah, And I'm literally my friend kept like begging me, like every every fifteen minutes. I was like, I think I'm in the College's like, please just stay a little bit longer. So I stayed longer. Yeah you did, all right. Well you are a very good wing woman, yeah, friends, Yeah, the best swing woman ever. I should also let you know that Jake is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. He's not on the line,

yes he is. Yeah, yeah, I am on the line. Care I'm right here. I mean what am I would like the second third like like that with your choice at all? Like like, I don't know, I can't believe it. It's so not even about you. And this is super weird that you have me on the redeo right now. Well, I think it's kind of about me, you know. You know I was there too, you know, but it's my birthday. I mean, yeah, that's why I stayed with you. I mean, this is this is so crazy to me. I mean,

you really you didn't want to be with me. You just did that for my birthday. Yeah, I mean I'm sorry. It's just like in real life, you're not my type work. What's your types in I just like I'm more attracted to people like guys who are like have a lot of intelligence. And um, I don't know if you meant that to sound the way it did, but yeah, that sounded no. We I mean we had a good conversation, but it was very circusy, you know, like I just could tell that there wasn't very much behind it. We're

at a bar, you know what I mean. When you are philosophy and I don't know, science or something that we're playing. You're a Paul. You know. I'm not discussing you know, politics or you know, the Middle East. It's having fun. I don't know what to tell you. You're just not my type. I mean, you have a good birthday, so just be good with it. Just be at peace with the fact that your birthday was a success. Man.

By the way, I mean, actually, since I have you on the phone, if I could get my brought back, that would be awesome. Speaking of that, would you guys like to go on a second date? Kara? We will pay for it. Be a perfect opportunity for you get your brought back. Will you go on a second date with Jake. I would rather not go on the date, but I would like to get my brought back if that is an option. Is there a way for you

to get the brought back without a date, Jake? I mean I can leave it, I guess from my house or I don't know. Mail is always a really good option when these type of situations arise. All right, I mean it's Kara. You could texting your address right right? Yeah, I can said it to you. I'll text you my work address. Awesome, Thanks Alashi, guys, Kara, good luck getting you're brought back. Thanks Jake. I told you should have

kept the bra and just been happy with it. Yeah, maybe put your underwear in the package that you send to her work. That might help. Text that says I've gotten pity sex on my birthday before totally awesome. Juwil in the morning talking about today's second day update. This dude named Jake wanted to call Kara because she wasn't calling him back after they hooked up one night when he was out on his birthday. He got her on the phone and found out the reason she wasn't calling

him back. She was actually the wing woman for her friend, and she was taking the bullet and hanging out with him, and then she decided, yeah, it's the guy's birthday up too, you'll do yeah, happy, happy birthday whatever. But she did not want to go out with him again, so they hed to not go back, and she did leave her bra at his place. If he guess he's gonna mail it to her or something to her, I bet she's very happy about getting that back. Those things are weird

to find a good one. Do you have every guy texting in at seven eight, five nine two going, it's my birthday too, the girl's number? Yeah, remember you want a second date update, All you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome on board Flight ninety two point five

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