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Second Date Update PODCAST: I Have Condoms

Jun 28, 201916 min
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Rooking Jebels second date update. Normally, when do we get emails into the show for a Seconday update, I'll read them and I'll be like, what did they do that screwed up the date? You can't really tell. It seems all normal. But I read Josh's email, Who's on the phone for a second day update right now? And all I thought was, what did you do that didn't screw up the dates? Josh? How are you? I'm good? But I thought the date went well. I don't know what

you're talking about. I mean, I'll let you tell it and then oh no, we can all be the judge. First of all, what's the name of the girl you want to call today? Le Neves Caroline Carolyne? All right, and where did you meet Carolyne? So we never saw the on tender? And I need a lot of women on Tender? Was that like, did you? Are you bragging? Or? Well? No? Because I've had the app for a while, it just sounds like you're kind of like, yeah, I meet so many chicks on Tender? No, man, I mean it's true,

I do. Or is a bad thing because you're meeting a lot of women and you're still single. I mean, I like to play it for you, do you know feel it out? Okay, sure, it's all your decisions. Well, tell us about tell us about playing her field? How was playing Caroline? Still? Caroline was really nice. I think it was like her first time on a tender date, because she was like nervous or like, whatever about it? You guys do for Oh? Sorry, would you guys? Would you do for your date? We went to dinner, but

hopefully you had better chemistry than what's just happened. But again, okay, yeah, exactly said. Now we're all on an awkward date. I'm talking. Yeah, how was it with her? I thought it was good? We vibe well. So I do this thing to kind of like break the ice on first date. So I always tell the tender person like, hey, why don't you bring over some of your unopened mail? And I'm gonna bring some of my unopened mail and we'll open it together.

What's the point of that. It's cool, it's a conversation piece. Wait, people have actually followed through with this. Yeah, it's just mail, Like I opened her mails to open his mind. It's not that big of a deal. Okay, do you pay each other's bills too? Or no, no, it's fun. And I actually I feel like I helped her out because like she got a ticket, like a trash can fine or something like that. So I told her, I'm like, hey, you can totally fight it, like you're not gonna actually

charge you. Okay, so you actually all right? I mean that would be I'd sleep with you right away if you help me get out of a ticket. Yeah. I get a lot of tickets, So man, maybe we should go out sometime. You know what, did she open up yours? Like some bills and some like junk mail, nothing extracting it and she didn't like open them and you have

a crazy amount of like outstanding debt or anything? Right, No, no, no, no, no no, it was it was mainly they're just like start a conversation like, oh so you subscribe to this type of magazine. Oh so you have this phone plan. Oh so you have electricity at your house and also pay a water bill exactly. It's okay, yeah, I mean it's it. I've never heard of that before. So did she seem to like it? She seemed to be having fun. We will laughing and joke and it seems to be

going well. Okay, So it was a highlight of the date. No. After that, we went to see a movie. Okay, okay, and you made her pay because you saw her bank account. It's funny you say that because I am in between jobs at the moment, so I'm not like bawling. Okay, But there's a lot of cool ways that you can get around stuff, and like not, I want to say, be frugal just to be like smart. I think frugal is a smart thing. Like I thin, frugal is sexy what you do. So we got our movie tickets and

she sent me out to get popcorn. And I don't know if you know, like most movie theaters, if you get a large popcorn and they gave you fromlimited refills or whatever. Right, So I'm going out to get popcorn and I look over to this like pretty much empty trash can and so the empty unlimited popcorn bucket in there. It just called your name, I hear you. First of all, the trash can was pretty much empty, like maybe like you coked in there. Nothing ridiculous. Start. I took it out,

I emptied it, I cleaned it completely. No one was there, no one saw it. So I just walked up to the counter and they gave me a three week fils. I literally need to save ten dollars. All right, did she see it though? No? No one, Sorry, no one's noticed. So I came back and we had popcorn and it was good buttery tape to whatever and everything everything went well. I mean I kind of a little bit cried during the movie because it like reminded me of my ex. But I still wasn't that big of act. And you

ate popcorn out of the trash. That's where we're at. Okay. I wouldn't say crying. I would say there might have been a few tears. Okay, all of this is fine. If she doesn't know the background of any of these things, right, Like, if you're crying, she can see you as like being in tune with your emotional side. Great, awesome. I didn't tell her that, right, Like, I'm crying because of my ex.

We used to go eat garbage popcorn together all the time. Yeah, I don't think she knows the crying, and I'm for sure if he doesn't know about the pop Okay, Okay, So, how was the end of the evening. Did you guys get a kiss or anything? No? So, I we're driving back to her place, however, and she seems like kind of like nervous or like anxious. So I wanted to like ease her thoughts, like her mind or whatever. So I just let her know. I'm like, hey, just so you know, I do have a condo, said I have

a condom or a condo condom like protected. All right, just throwing out there, like she wasn't headed up to your place or anything, right, You're just just let you know. And I have condoms everywhere. We were heading this to her place, and I just probably she was getting anxious, like maybe she didn't have any. You don't say it, then you bypassed the first kiss and went straight to how you have protection. I just want to know that I'm safe. So wait, did it work? Did she call

up down after you said that? Because I have a feeling she didn't. No, No, she said that she had to be like up early for work or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you really not see an issue with any of this. I'll give you, guys that I sort of waited a little bit to mention the condom, but I think that might have been the only thing I did. Long. Okay, we'll find out. We'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update.

All right, Okay, hanger fucking jubil in the morning, right in the middle of a second date update. And if you're just joining us and you're a bit nervous about what might happen, don't worry. I've got protection. I've got so no matter what happens, we are good. And so does Josh, who's on the phone right now. He's got condoms as well. And Josh told us about his date with a girl named Caroline. They went to dinner in a movie, did kind of a weird activity at dinner.

He told her to bring her mail along and they opened mail together. He says it's a fun thing to do with people, and actually it kind of sounded entertaining, so I can't really rip him for it. After dinner, they ended up going to a movie and Josh is a very frugal dude who knows how to cut corners, so he grabbed a popcorn bag out of the trash and took that up to the counter and got some

free popcorn. He doesn't think she noticed that, though. The thing that he thinks is the reason she's not getting back to him is because at the end of the date, he just sort of threw it out there while he was driving her home. Hey, I got condoms. Yes, they didn't even get a kiss or anything. Josh, Before we call her, I forgot to ask you have you talked to her at all since your date? Is she responded to anything? So I sent her like three text messages over like the last two or three days, So I

don't know if she's like ghostee me. Like to be honest, I just want to know it's just a chance that we can hang out again, because like I have other women that match with me and that are like hitting me up. Okay, Yeah, well you got other ways to use those condoms, said glad they won't go to waste. I thought we had chemistry, so I'd rather just kick it with her. But if she's not down, okay, I wanted to know so I can move on to other women. Yeah. I mean, you gotta supply condoms. You got to get

through these things, you know. For real, though, it's so presumptuous to say that you have protection when you haven't even kissed someone. I mean it's literally like telling them I know we're going to have sex. Yeah, that was my mistake. I read the vibe songs, so we'll see it. Okay, I'm gonna dollar phone up right now here we go. Hello, Hi, might I speak to Caroline? Please? This is Caroline. Hey, how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel

in the Morning, like the radio show. Yeah, you actually know the show. I've heard of the show. Okay, there it goes. It's always what we were so shocked for a minute, like what really? But at least you've heard of it, so that Yeah, it's it's a radio show, Brook and Jewel in the Morning. And I'm calling you today because why are you calling? Oh? Yeah, I was getting there, jeez, I'm very patient, are you? I'm calling you today because we got an email from one of

our listeners about you. Okay, about what? Well, we do a segment on our show called the second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them after, they can email us to get you on the phone and see if we can find out what happened. Oh okay, interesting. Do you have any idea who might have emailed us? I mean, honestly, I don't do that many first dates. So if it's in the last few weeks, I have a guess. Okay, go for a guess. We'll tell you

if you're right. Is it Josh? Yes, Josh has condoms. If you were wondering he told me about that, Yeah, I did. Everyone. Were you mortified when he said that or pissed? I? Okay, at first I thought it was a joke, and then I realized it wasn't a joke, so I wasn't pissed. I was just like, oh God, and he had multiple there were many condoms or you got to see him, they're like, oh, the glove box in his car and just condoms just start spilling out

like a cornucopia of safe sex conucopia. Yeah. No, he opened his center console and pulled out like I don't know if it was like twelve or twenty four, but he was like really excited that he got a deal on them somehow, Like he got them. W did he gets discount condoms? Yeah? No, I mean he would seem like a frugal guy just in general. He was very like into the deal of the condoms. What was the deal? He said he paid like five bucks for them on

the internet. Huh, is there a dark web for condoms. Yeah, I have no idea. Josh told us about that because he said that he knows that might have been like a misstep on the date. He thought that was awkward to bring up at the end of the date. Is that the reason you're not calling it back? Well, just in general, I liked Josh, like he was a nice guy. I would say. The date didn't really live up to my expectations, and part of that was his fault, but

part of it wasn't what happened. So we go to dinner and he had this idea that we should like bring each other's mail, which I actually thought was kind of unique and cute. He told us about that, and he also told us you got a ticket. Yeah, so he kind of like helps. He's like, I can help you get out of that, which you know, it's cute. And after dinner, this is a little weird to me. He tried to pay with a group on but that's not group Okay, No, that was fair, but it was expired.

I hate that they still have to honor how much money that you spent on that dough So I ended up chipping in a little, which honestly is fine, Like I'm totally fine, lest it was just a little uncomfortable, like it turned into a weird moment. Okay, well other than dinner, how is everything else? You guys went to a movie, right? Was that fine? Yea, So we went to a movie. The theater itself was kind of gross to me, Like, I just wish we'd gone to a

different theater. What was gross? So halfway through the movie I realized there was like showed gum on the bottom of the popcorn bag that we were eating. Oh my god, gross. I wonder how that happened on the bottom bottom on the outside, like on the bag. I'm like, how are they serving this bag with a gum on it? Yeah? Yeah, disgusting. So yeah, that grossed me out. But again, like that's not Josh's fault. That was the feeder. So it was

like another word moment. But that wasn't he didn't do that, you know what I mean, that was definitely not him. That was theater's fault for sure. I mean you can't blame him for that. Yeah. And actually I ended up going on YELP that night and I left them like one stark. I'm like, you don't serve your food with chewed gum on it. Of course I left a review because I don't want that near my mouth. It's like someone else's chewed gum. It's like, all right, so do

what Just All in all, it was an awkward date. Yeah, you know, I did like him, Okay, it was just these weird little things that kept happening, and then it just at the end of it, I was left on the fence about him. It sounds like you followed your like intuition that maybe something wasn't sitting right. Yeah, that's how exactly how I felt. It's just like something was off about it. Well, speaking of awkward surprises, he's actually on the other line listen and wants to talk to you. Wait,

he's wait, he just heard it. Yeah, I was here the whole time. Oh my god. Okay, oh my god. Why don't you guys say hi to each other? I mean it's been a while, like a week. Um. So here's the thing, the group on thing. I didn't know it was inspired, Like I bought it a while back and I haven't got a chance to use it. So I think it could just be a perfect time. We're going on a day and then it was expired, like I had no idea. Yeah, no, I didn't think that

was on purpose, Like that wasn't a real issue. It was just kind of awkward. I guess the thing I did that was my fault, that I was just reading signals wrong, Like I maybe probably shouldn't have flung out the fact that I had condoms. Yeah, I mean, and then they'd like to show her the condoms too. I might have been a bit much, you know. Oh yeah, I can't believe that's a maybe from you, Josh, Like, are you not listening? My thing is like I was

reading the signals wrong. I thought that she was giving me all the signs, like I thought I was giving the green light, like I was a green light. Like we didn't even kiss though, I don't know, I'm gonna listen. I'm really mad about it. You weren't like a trip about it. It was just bizarre, Like next time, I

would recommend not doing that. And it doesn't prove I mean, Josh, since you called us, it does prove that you wanted more than just like a one night booty call, because that's what it would normally feel like if some dude was like, hey, I got condoms. Yeah, it's exactly. Yeah. Yeah, that's not what I was going for at all. I just missed, right. I thought she was giving vibes that she wasn't giving, and that was my fault. Okay, but

its fall astle movie thing goes. I'm appalled, Like I had no idea that that was even all the bag. I mean I would get a refund, but I mean it's too late now because I didn't know that it was bad. But like I would have got a refund if you told me. Well, I appreciate that, and I obviously that's not your fault, Like I didn't take that against you. That's not like you like wearing the trash and grabbed a popcorn bag. I mean, like i'd be ridiculous. Yeah,

that'd be dirty, Like no, thank you. Yeah, I mean you can't blame him for that. Yeah, no, I can't blame you for that, Josh obviously. Yeah. So I feel like I'd only had like really one strike, and that was like the condom thing and like ships out first date, so like you're gonna have some strikes, only one thing to go on on the first date. I feel like that's still a really good first date. It's not bad. That's true, Caroline, would you like to give him a

shot at a second strike? Would you? Would you like to go on a second date with Josh? Will pay for it? He made it pretty good. Please listen him. As long as you don't pull lots of condoms out of like hidden spaces, Sure I will go out with you again. Really awesome, I promise. No matter what happened, people like holding hands or anything, I'm not wearing any condoms at all. Like, no, you're missing the signals again.

That wasn't like, Hey, we don't need to use protections, just wait for the condoms, No, Josh, Yeah, that's not what I meant. Like, condoms are a great thing, but we don't know each other that well yet, so maybe keep them in the bedroom and like, away from our initial dates. Yeah, right, that's fair. I can do that. Yeah, only use condoms when people you've been dating for a while strangers, No condoms. Write that down, kids, broken jewel in the morning,

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