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Second Date Update PODCAST: Hoppity Hop

Mar 16, 201819 min
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A man with an obsession with frogs tries to WOW his date with... frogs. He thought the date went swimmingly, but for some reason she's not returning his calls (even when he uses his frog voice).

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Need Leasic trust the experienced team at the Leasic Center at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do? Lesic at Evergreen dot com Rooking Jewels. Second date Update. I'm a little confused by the email that we got in for a second date update today. It's from a dude that says he went out on a date and everything went well, and even at the end of the date, he asked if he could have a kiss and she said yes. Okay, that sounds all

really successful. The thing is, he never said if they did kiss. He just said she said yes, So I don't know if like they didn't actually kiss and that was that, Like that was enough for him. I'm not sure. But his name is Martin and he's on the phone. What's up, Martin? Good? Can I call you Marty? Call you Marty? Actually I prefers you guys called me Hoppity. Wait what that was not what I thought you were going to say? Yeah, is that your nickname? It is um.

I liked frogs. I'm a lover of all things I can do with frogs. So yeah, all my friends call me. Okay, well you sound very interesting. Hoppity I feel like I'd like to go on a date with you to get to know you better and learn more about frogs. Yeah, I mean, frogs are great. So what I mean, why the obsession with frogs? You know, ever since I was a kid, I've just been fascinated with them. Okay, there's

over six hundred different species. They're great FETs. Okay, would you like to do a second date update or would you like to just switch this over to a frog segment. I'm kind of intrigued all about frogs with Hoppity. We could add that to the program if you want. I mean, I think I'd like to continue with the second date update, But if you guys ever want to talk about frogs, okay, we'll keep that in mind. So let's talk about your

date then, Hoppity. What's her name? Her name was Isabella? Isabella? And is she a human or a frog? Yeah? Definitely not a frog. She's she's a human. Okay, okay, And how did you meet Isabella? A friend of mine actually introduced us. A friend of a friend. Really, we went to school together, and she she thought we might hit it off. And it sounds like you did, I mean, from what Jewel said, the date went swimmingly. Oh, I see what you did there. That's a pun, isn't it?

Frog joke? There some frogs swim I here. Yeah, I don't know frog slim yet. Yes, okay, all right. Your email did say that everything went well and you asked for a kiss, but you never clarified if you got a kiss. Oh I did. I did get a kiss, actually, And how was it? I mean, what was it like? Um? It was great? Um. You know, I was a little worried that maybe she's you know, she was a little over the fact that we were just talking about frogs

the whole time. But wait, that didn't really happen, did it. You didn't talk about frogs the whole time. Actually, we we kind of did. Um. Well, I mean I didn't want to bring up the frogs sing too soon because you know, I was worried that that might, you know, put her off a little bit and she might think I was weird or something. But yeah, I mean she she seemed pretty interested. So, you know, early on in the date, I pulled out my phone and I showed

her some photos of what of my two pet frogs? Oh? Oh sweet, you have two pet frogs? What are their names. Their names are Lollihops and Webster mcribbt like lollihops. Yeah, all right, But the thing is is, if you talked about frogs the whole time, that means that you were asking her questions about herself. Well, I mean, I don't know. She seemed pretty interested. I mean I asked a few things about her and I think learned a little bit, but she just kind of kept on with the conversation.

I mean she loved I mean especially mcribbet. I mean, he's a dwarf frogs. All right, you sound hoppy. You sound like a proud parent of these two frogs, and that's good. But sometimes proud parents don't realize when people actually don't want to hear about it. So do you think that maybe you were just assuming that she wanted to see more pictures of Lollipop mcribbet. I mean, I

hope not. She seemed genuinely interested, and she even let me kiss her at the end of the night, So I think that was a time that you know, she wasn't put off by my frog passion. Okay, can I just ask did you make any reference to the kiss about you being a frog that turns into a prince. I mean, it's funny you asked that before I kissed her. I asked her, do you want to let this slimy frog kiss a real life princess? Oh? Yeah, you did it? Yeah I did all. I feel like it's not the

first time you've done that either. I wouldn't tell you if I did. So, why do you think that she's not calling you back then? If she was interested in the frogs and she kissed you and everything even after that a problem? I don't know. I mean, I've been calling her all week. I've left her three voicemails. I even left her one message in a frog voice because I think I think Laurels have a love a guy with a sense of humum. But I don't know. Is that your frog voice? Yeah, that's my frog voice? Ah

all right, wow more refined. For some reason, rap sounds like a smoker frog, like a frog that has smoked a few packs of cigarettes. Well, here's what we're gonna do, hoppity. We'll play a song and then we'll come back call her and get your second date update. Okay, okay, that sounds great. Oh my god, keep that going when we come back. Okay, hang on brooking Jubil in the Morning, Second Days, and welcome back to our exciting news segment

here at Brook and Jubil in the Morning. Are you frogging kidding me with Poppity where we dive into the exciting world of everything that frogs have to offer and learn new facts? Are you frogging kidding me? They do? What? It is the second part of your second date update? And why are we talking about frogs because Martin is on the phone. He actually prefers to be called Hoppity because he loves frogs, and he went out with a girl named Isabella. He said they had a great time.

They did talk a lot about frogs, but he got a kiss at the end of the evening and now he's not sure why she's not calling him back. So we are about to get her on the phone and see if we can figure it all out for you, Hoppity, I just want to clarify. I mean, we talked a lot about frogs during the dinner, but you know, we talked about what she liked to do for fun too. Well that's good. What was it? What is she like? Uh?

I can't remember. I'm glad you're paying attention hoppity. I mean, I really feel like you really made this date all about you. Can you tone down the frogs if you, guys do go out again. I mean I can, but I mean, I just I just want to remind you, guys, during the dinner, she she's really excited about my two pet frogs in the pictures, so you know, I think she's really into him. All right, Well, we'll find out

the truth here in a second. Yep, I'll dial here front of her right now, and we'll see if we can figure it all out. Okay, thank you? All right, stop doing the frog voice hoppity Like yeah, in my opinion, I don't think you should do that when you get her on the phone. I'm seconding that opinion. Okay, guys, I'll lose the frog voice. Okay, all right, just for now, like after you guys have been dating for a little while, give her all the frog you want, but right now,

dial it back on the frog a little bit. Here we go. I'm dialing front of her. Hello, Hi, may I speak to Isabella. This is Isabella, Hey Isabella, how are you? This is Jewel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um, can you I'm sorry, you're from where Brooke and Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show. Okay, what do you what do you want? I want to know more about you, Isabella. This is a prank call or something. No, no, no, We're not

some cheese radio show does prank calls? Come on? This is something we do call the second date update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody. Oh okay, I've heard I've heard those. Okay, cool, Well that's what this is. And Hoppity actually emailed us about you. I don't know who Hoppity is. What you don't know who Hoppity is? Remember, he said he did never. I don't know what you're talking about, you know, Martin. I know Martin, but I don't know how. But why were

you saying Hoppity? Because I thought he told you that he goes by the name Hoppity. But apparently I was wrong. He never told me that he goes by the name Hoppity. Yeah, it's his nickname, apparently, because I don't It shouldn't be a surprise to you that the dude likes frogs. Oh god, yeah, that's that's definitely not a surprise. Okay, he thought he I mean he told us that you were really excited

about his frog passion. You know, when you're going out on dates, you kind of hear the same old thing, so it was something that was different. It was fun. I mean, he had really cute names for his socks. Agreed he had one it was mean lollyhops, which is hilarious, and I think it the other one. But it was really it was funny, and I mean I actually kind of liked him in a certain way. It was just he was kind of refreshing, you know, okay, well refreshing.

And he also told us that you guys kissed after the date. Why aren't you getting back to him? Well? After our date, I looked him up on Facebook and I noticed that he put for work that he's a stay at home frog dad. Oh no, So, I you know, I'm really at the point where I'm I'm really seriously wanting to find someone and settle down. And it just didn't seem like he was focused. And I mean, it's okay to have a hobby, but I would like him to have a job. All right, Wait, so does he

have a job. You know, he didn't talk He only talked about frogs, so you don't think it was a joke. You think that he's unemployed. I mean, I'm pretty sure he doesn't work. And by the look of his pictures, that was literally just different frogs. So pictures on his Facebook page you're talking about, Yeah, pictures of him with his frogs, like doing things, like doing things. There was one of them, like cooking with them. There's one of them like playing is I don't know, like games with them.

I don't know. Those are his friends. Just to be just to be clear, the reason that you're not calling him back is it the frogs or is it the fact that you think he doesn't have a job, Like which one is most important to you? Just so we can tell him, Um, I mean I think it's the job. I feel like it's all of it. If I was, you would be like the whole package of that. Well, I think he's quirky, and you know that's not a bad thing. It's refreshing. But I just want him to

have more balance in his life. More now just a job. Friends and frogs. Do you know what I've always wondered, Isabella, and I've never heard the answer to this. What because they do like they do like studies to find out how much housewives would make if they were getting paid. How much money should he be getting paid as a stay at home frog dad? And I think we can get the answer because Martin is on the phone listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. He's

on the phone right now. Huh yeah, oh my god, Martin. Yeah, Hi Isabella, Martin and Martin. This is awkward. Yeah, you looked me up online? Yeah, what is a stay at home frog dad? I mean, I just have a passion for frogs. I thought stay at home frog Dad was just kind of funny. That's that's why I said it's

kind of funny. Yeah. I don't really know how much you heard, but um, I mean when I saw that, that was kind of the thing that I just thought, Oh, you know, I really I had fun on a date and the kiss was nice, but I'm looking for something more serious, and I don't know that I can build a future with somebody who's a home frog dad. I mean, I just want to be clear. Is the reason you didn't picked up my calls or or respond to any of my messages because you didn't think I have a job.

I mean, is that not true? I mean, do you have a job. No, you don't. I thought you're gonna be like, oh yeah, I am. Are you like in between jobs or something, Martin? Are you looking No, not at all. I'm not looking for any work right now. How are you? How are you eating? You're not killing your frogs and eating a market? Know, And that's not a really funny joke. Okay, sorry, sorry Martin? Really like,

what's your plan? Man? Well, here's the thing. A couple of years ago, I made this app and I sold it and I made a whole bunch of money, and um, yeah I don't. I don't have to work. That's why I don't know have a job. I don't have to work for a while. Oh oh, so you're just taken time off to hang with your frogs. Yeah, I mean, like I told you, it's it's my passion. So now I actually have time to do it. Okay, So wait, is that a change it? I think I think he

just changed your tone there Isabella? Well, I mean Martin, I wish you would have, you know, brought it up on the date. I had no idea that you even built apps. I didn't really learn anything except about your frogs. I mean had. How do I know in this it would have, you know, I don't know. I would have taken you more seriously. I guess, yeah. I mean I don't really want to publicize all that information. I just

I feel like it's kind of private. I mean, if you'd asked what I did for work, you know, I would have told you the situation. But I don't like posting that on Facebook. I think it's kind of, I don't know, arrogant. Yeah, yeah, it's arrogant to be like, oh, I created a cool app. It's not arrogant to go like, I love my frogs. I agree with you. I agree with you on that one. Happy man. Okay, Well, I feel kind of like an idiot. How do you feel, I mean, happity. Are you mad at her for judging you?

Or do you understand where she was coming from? I'm not mad, um, I guess I just wish she'd asked if it was that big a deal to her, yeah, instead of making her own judgments. Well, I think that you were so excited about your frogs, and it was different to me that I actually genuinely liked hearing about your frogs, and so I think we spent most of

the time talking about that. So but you know, after the date, I did want to know more about you, and well, I'm really glad to hear you say that, as Abella, because anyone that's going to be a part of my life has to, you know, like like my frogs, and my frogs have to like vans. If that weren't the case, it might be a bit of a deal breaker. Well, at least we got that very important thing taken care of.

You know that you are your appreciative of as frogs. Isabella, would you like to want with Martin on a second date? We will pay for it. Yeah, I would, I would. I will say she has from the start said the frogs are fine. That's true. And you even did the frog voice on a voicemail at her and she was still okay with that. Yeah. No, actually I thought that that was kind of cute. I laughed. I listened to it to. Hey, Martin, this would be the time. Remember we told you to die back on the frog voice.

This would be a time because right in there you like you like the frog voice? Here, um here, you're silly. Your name name poppy poppity, okay poppity, Hey, I like it when you say my nickname. That kind of makes me feel good. Oh all right, I am. So I'm getting way too turned on by the second date update, so we have to end this right now. Congratulations to both of you guys forgetting another date. Yeah, well guys, I mean I never told you officially whether or not

i'd go out on another date with her. Yeah, good point. Yeah you didn't. I was assuming, So will you go out with her again? Are you getting me? Yeah? I think heaven? Yeah, I think it is. Yeah, all right, congratulations you guys. Broken jewil in the morning. Everybody texting in at seven eight, five nine two right now thinks that Isabella from today's second date update is a gold digger. Yeah, and I don't think so. I think she might be in love with money, that's all. She likes money a lot.

Talking about today's second day update if you missed it, This dude, he calls himself Hoppity. That's his nickname because he's obsessed with frogs. Anyway, he wanted to call this girl, Isabella who he went out with. She wasn't calling back. Why wasn't she calling back? Because she went to his Facebook page and he had his employment listed as a stay at home frog dad because this guy loves frogs,

so she just assumed that he was unemployed. But it turns out he actually created an app for something a while back and has a bunch of money, so he doesn't really work, but he loves frogs, so he stays home and takes care of his frogs. And then when she heard that, she was like, oh, well, I love a guy with passion. I actually just said, you passionate about frogs is so attracted to me. Now I want to go out with you. I actually support her. I

don't think she was after just his money. I think that she wanted somebody with directions, because if if she was just after his money, she would not have put up with the frog all the frog stuff. Like she was fine with all the frog stuff even before she found out he didn't have a job. I guess yeah. But on the surface, it's like, weird frog guy can't get a date. Rich frog guy can't get a date.

But he couldn't get a date not because of the weird frog part, because she thought he didn't have direction. There's a difference. That's the difference money makes, right, Because if you don't have money and you're obsessed with frogs. You're just a weird frog guy, but you make money all of a sudden. You're eccentric, and you have really cool interests. She was fine with the frog thing. Yeah. No, I'm not even talking about that anymore. I'm just talking

about the difference in the money. You're crazy, if you're broke, you're eccentric if you're rich. Yeah, it's true. Do you want to do a Seconday up? They don't have to do an email of the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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