Second Date Update PODCAST: High School Date

What get a lot of requests from five year old to do second date updates with them the playhouse and then things go wrong? I don't The only reason that I ask you know how to use a phone? Yeah? Yeah, The reason I ask is because I'm not sure how old the person on the phone is, but from their date it sounds like they're probably a sophomore in high school. Let's just meet a Matt. Are you skipping home room

to do this phone call? Yeah? Not only am I skipping home room, but I'm also skipping first period to be here with you. Guys? Are we joking or not? Like? Are you in high school? Matt? No, I'm just joking with you, guys. I'm a I'm a fully functioning adult. All right. Well good, we'll see how fully functioning in just a second. But so, why don't you tell us a little bit about your day. What's the name of the girl that you want to call today? Kayla? Kayla?

She's not in high school? Right? Uh? No, Hue, you were about to have to cancel this call. Okay, So tell us about Kayla. Kayla. She's cool, be bet on Tinder, and she's also a fully functioning adult you guys, so don't worry, okay, good? All right? Yeah, all right, so we went out. I met her on Tinder. Her name's Kayla. Yeah, we got that part. Fully functioning adult thing is not paying off. Hey, you forget things when you're old, like whether or not you just told us her name. So

what did you in Kayla do for your date? I turn her on a game date? What does that mean? It does sound like high school? No? No, okay, so I know this sounds like a kids thing or whatever, but trust you guys are gonna like this is actually really cool idea. Okay, I took her to high school basketball game, right, my old high school? What? Yeah, Well, Matt, Why would you do that? Why would she want to do that? I played, and when I was in high school, I was really good. I was all saved and not

this guy. Imagine me ten years ago. I was way better than all these kids, are you? Like? The only reason I didn't play college was because of what's your excuse? Matt? There's an excuse? You got one? Is it? Mcl or acl I told my Achilles, Oh, oh my god, this is miserable. Was she into this idea? Well, she was a high school cheerleader, so I figured she'd be game, and she seemed cool. She was down, she came. Was she just as obnoxious? Like, well, I was captain. You

guys were perfect for each other. She was a cheerleader. Yeah, but I don't think she wanted to be professional about it. Okay, good. So you both peaked in high school and you're just trying to relive her glory days. How to go? Well? I thought it went awesome. Like she showed up. She was super confident, and she had like really big hair, and I thought that that was cool that she like just had never changed her hairstyle from my high school.

Like that was a cool. Big hair is like in right, or that was just her, Like, how do you know what all other than her hairstyle, how was she? She was great. She was really funny and confident, and she was down and we had a good time. And then I was like, well, let's really go all out, you know, like let's really do like a throwback, so like let's have dinner here, Like, let's go to the snack bar at the high school. You just had it in like

the commons area or something. Grab some red vines and popcorn. Yeah no, no, no, you can like get the snack at the snack warn, take it back to your seat, and wash the game. I understand that. I like matt strategy here, like set the bar really really low for date number one. There's no to go but up. Yeah, so how did this all pan out for you? Matt? Was the date fun? She might have thought I was a little cheap because of the whole situation, even though

I was like trying to connect with her, you know. Yeah, like it took me a while to like pay for the food at the snack bar because it's like fifty cents off a hot dog for each hot dog if you have your alumni card. And I knew I had it in my wallet, but I had to sort of look forward and took me a couple of minutes. Dude, you don't bust off the alumni card, you go. I don't worry. I got this. Yeah, I'll play that extra dollar. Yeah, exactly,

thank you, so i'd save some money, you know what. No, I think it's respectable to be economically responsible, thank you. I just did the hot dogs though at the game, Like it may have been cute for like the first half of a basketball game, but to sit the entire time and that's all you guys did. No, No, it wasn't just hot dogs. I got popcorn and then I even splurtshed on eminem Oh my god. Yeah, listen, he

got his allowance this week. Okay, so he can afford the NBA bro Because Paul, when did it start going south? Because it sounds like maybe she changed her mind about how cool this was. Okay, Well, here's what I think happened.

The game was awesome, and we actually ended up winning the game on like pretty much a last second shot, and everybody was like cheering and stuff, and we were jumping up and down and I kind of had like my hands around her like, you know, like hugging one armed kind of thing, and we like made really really intense eye contact, and I hesitated, and then by the time that I had realized that I should be kissing her, it was like too late. Like I feel like I

lost the moment. And so I don't know if she's like friend zoning me or whatever, but I think that that's what happened. Yeah, you mac on girls, like you're still in high school the same exact way. Come on, when has a woman never called someone back because he didn't kiss her at the right time, Like if they want to kiss, they're gonna call you back, they're gonna go out with you again. Well and then I was like, okay,

well I'm gonna try to make up for it. And so I was like, Joanna, go get could drink after this or whatever? And she was like, oh no, I have to be up really early for work tomorrow, and so yeah, her from her or anything. And I honestly, I think it was that moment. He's right messed up. Yeah, I don't know about that. I am really curious to hear what she actually has to say. Yeah, well, at least someone is. But so we'll we'll play a song for you, man, then we'll come back and we'll call

Caleb for you and get your second date update. Okay, okay, thank you. All right, second date update. If you're just tuning in for today's second date update, we're talking to a former superstar athlete right now. Yeah, we are at point guard, standing at a towering five foot six inches. He's a two time Junior Vulsity All State selection who would have definitely played hoops in college if he hadn't toned his achilles while saving a literate puppies from a

mud slide that was also on fire. Give it up for your second date all star Matt oh Mad, Is it really him? I'm five nine? Yeah, yet with those lebrons on. We've got Matt on the phone, and he took his date Kala to watch a basketball game at his old high school, where he used to be known as the white lebron. Wait, we don't even know if he's white, right, I'm but he even bought her dinner at the concession stand there. He's worried he may have missed out on the perfect moment for a first kiss

and thinks maybe that's why he's not getting a call back. Yeah, I think I really blew it. You know, I forgot to ask you. Did you spend the entire night talking about your glory days of your high school basketball career? Uh? No, I think probably just a quarter or Two's that honestly sounds like the most miserable date of my life. Like listen to get some dudes old high school sports stories.

It sounds like my personal health. Yeah, you probably think that because it doesn't really sound like you were hot enough to be a cheerleader. She was a third string volleyball team that was eighth grade. Okay, Okay, you're bullying me as if we're in high school all over again. Let's just call this girl and we'll hear her own disappointment and how lame your date was. You're bullying me, all right, Matt, Let's give her a call for you.

Remember this is like the last possession of the fourth quarter, crunch time, Maddie. You get the ball, you take it to the hole. It's do or die or cry, second date or mask. You know, let's get this. Let's get right to the call. You ready to do this, Maddie, Yeah, let's get it all right right out the phone number right now for you. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Kayla? Please? This is she Hi, Kayla, this is young Jeffrey. I work on the radio. It's right, this is young Jeffrey.

I work for a radio show. Am I being prank? No? No, not a prank. Hi. Hi, Hi, good morning. That's Brooke. Ye Hi Brook? Oh my god? Hi? So do you listen every once in a while. No, I don't listen at all. Well you sound really excited. Well, I mean I am on the radio. Okay, okay, So you're fifteen seconds of famer here, Kayla. Congratulations. Are you curious why? Yeah? I went something. No, we're actually doing something called a

second date update. That's where if you're getting ditched after going on a date with someone, we'll call them and try and figure out the reason why. So you recently went up with a guy named Matt. Oh, and that's where all the excitement left. Did you guys hear that? Yep? What did you think about your date with Matt? That's why? Oh my god, seriously, I told you guys. He told us about how he took you to his old high school to see a basketball game, and it sounds terrible.

Who I feel? That's a little bit strong here sounded awesome. The idea of the day to me sounded fun. But it's just the circumstances were deplorable. Deplorable. Yeah, it's a big word there. Yeah, what was deplorable? Like? Why didn't you like it? First of all, he seems to be trying to relive some sort of glory days, and I mean, as a girl, I'm going along with it because you know, men in their sports, and he got to pretend to like it. But seriously, dude, like if you didn't play

college anything, don't talk about it right right? So you know, I let him have his you know, a little moment or whatever. Book. I didn't realize that his team was actually my opposing high school teams. Oh shut up, you went to the rival high school of his high school. Exactly what's wrong with that? Are you kidding me? Oh? You can't date a spartan because you're a night Is that how it goes down? He's a Tiger and I'm

a Spartan. And let's just say, if anyone knew that I was even there, I would be hung out to try. You're joking, you're joking, you you honestly won't date him because he went to the opposing high school. I would never Oh, what is this like the plot of high school musical? What is happening here? For real? You won't go out with a guy because of where he went to high school. Look, it's a big deal. Okay where I'm from, Sparta's and Tigers, you, Jessy don't mix. And

then I have to fake chair for his team. It was horrible. Wow. Wow, I guess I can kind of see where she's coming from about how like you don't want to get in bed with your enemies. But okay, wait did you tell him? Did you say, hey, listen, I can't cheer for your team because I'm whatever you are. I mean, I didn't want to say it just during the game and spoil everything. I just wanted to have to do this one thing and never have to see this silly tiger again. Oh you Philly Tigers. Oh my god.

And you are a cheerleader. We heard too, so like double burn on your school or something double Oh my god. So don't you feel like you owe it to tell him the truth? Did you not hear me? Absolutely not. I don't owe him. He's a Tiger, damn well, not to add any more bitterness to this rivalry. But turns out the Tiger has been secretly listening on the other line during this whole conversation. Oh I'm sorry what No? Yeah, yeah, Matt's been on the phone listening this whole time. Matt,

you're a Spartan. Oh my god, it is so let's just stayed in your voice right now, Matt, Are you being for real? Yeah? I had no idea. I can't believe I bought a Spartan a hot dog. No. Yeah, I used my Tiger discount too, and I'm a so pathetic, like could barely even pay for it. I guess that's what happens when you graduate Tiger you don't have much money. Oh damn, I don't know what I'm into it. If I would have known, I wouldn't have even asked her out. I wouldn't have even done it. No way is that

she was so hot, bro, Yeah, I don't care. Not hot enough to be a Spartan. Spartan could never even get a Tiger. And you tried. You all tried to date before you knew what school you went to. Yeah, well, women went out with Ted Bundy before they found out that he killed people. Wait, so good point. Good point, Matt, go, your analogy is that she went to the school, So that makes what like a serial killer? Serial killers are passed down through the grades. Yes, you know what, Matt,

I guess now. I am glad that you're on the phone, is me so I can tell you chess, what a oh what you do? Graduate with a two point zero? That's pretty good. When I went, Tody, I was going to the basthroom, I really did. But I wrote tigers suck all over the Mara's wind lipstick. Oh d no permanent graffiti. That's what she did. Also, you saw me tring down a couple of times. Every single time I was finished, I put the gun under a sheep. Oh god, you gotta go silly string their mascot statue out in

front of their school. Matt got even. I'm calling the principle. I have his number. I'm gonna call the principle. I'm gonna tell him. I feel like you're being serious, Matt, I am. I'm gonna tell him a fartan was vandalizing school property. Yeah, she's a fartan. All right, Well, oh my god, I can't do this. Yeah, this is can we bring it back to the date. I don't want

to talk about the date anymore. This is never gonna happen. Yes, just like the sports will never beat the Tigers because we beat you guys for seven straight years seven and you run. You keep track of the current records. Still, yeah, Matt, be honest, you guys are not tigers. You're Morley's little chitty chat. Yeah, we're tiger. This is kind of turning me on. Now, real tiger? Did you just run? Matt? Did? That is the maiden call of a full grown tiger.

And with that maiden call, I feel like it's the right time to ask Kayla, Kayla, would you like to go on a second date with Matt the Tiger? We will pay for that date. Before you answer, Kayla, I actually think you should say yes, because there is no one you will ever meet in your life that is as passionate about their high school as Matt. Okay, I rather eat my high school pom pomp. Oh. I think that's an I'm pretty sure. Okay, pretty sexy image, though, if you ask me, you know what, I hope he

chokes on that pomp pomp. Okay, all right, I felt like somebody's house is going to get toilet papered after this total. That's not a bad idea. If I wasn't in between cars, I would all right, Matt, Well, i'm sorry you didn't get a second date through this. Whatever, I'm glad I didn't. Yeah, go Tigers, Go Tigers,