Second Date Update PODCAST: Her Dog Says I Love You

some information about the things they didn't say in their email. Katie, who was on the phone to do a second date update right now, didn't say anything about having a relationship with another woman before. What did she have? I don't know. She left it out of her email. Just making stuff up of things that could be a possibility, Katie, I noticed that your email didn't mention anything about that at all. What yeah, exactly, Katie? And your reason why you left

that out? You talk? I don't know, just wondering why you left that out of your email, Katie. I'm sorry, help fantasizing freak right Well, I was just just wondering. Okay, we'll get onto the second day update then. I guess I like Katie already. I'm gonna give you that important information. Katie. You emailed us about a guy named Dennis. So why don't you tell us what your email did say then, since everybody now knows what it didn't say. Whatever. So

your email was about a guy named Dennis. Where'd you meet Dennis? Well, we met through a dating app. Um, I really really liked Dennis. Okay, And why'd you like Dennis so much? You look like you know, you did all the gentlemen things. Opened up my door, pull out my chair, push it in. I did not expect you to say polite after I met him on a dating app. I thought, for sure, you're gonna go with hot or big package or yeah, of course for attracted to him.

I mean I wouldn't both gone on a date with him. He was hot. Yeah, yeah, it's tall, I got a great smile, dimple, super sexty. Okay, and what did you guys do for your date? We went out for drinks. I suggested this place by my house I haven't been to before, and it was kind of expensive. He paid for everything, you know, and another reason to like the dude. Yeah, I mean I even offered to pay for like the tip and he wouldn't run me. So can I ask you? Were you kind of planning ahead for a hook up

since you picked a place close to your house? I did say it's a dating app, right, I mean that would have been my game plan if I was in your situation and I picked a bar. I wasn't planning on it, but I wasn't against it either. So yeah, your email did say that you guys went back to your place. Was that? Yeah? His suggestion or your suggestion? Oh? Well, it was my suggestion. I lived there, all right? And how did everything go? Put it on the table, and

how did everything go once you got back to your place? Honestly, it didn't go as well as i'd hope. Okay, So that means he I am guessing, did not stay the night. No, No, he didn't stay the night. That's sad to hear. Well, what did happen? Why are you guys laughing? It's funny? What happened? Oh, we started watching a movie, We had some more drinks. You were talking with my dog, would you say, talking with your dog? Oh? Yeah, yeah, my dog talks. Do you mean your dog actually talks like

human language? My dog tries to speak a human language. Yes. I like how you just nonchalantly threw that into the list of other things that happened to the night. Do other people hear your dog talk or just do you want to hear him talk? Yeah? I love to hear him talk. I can make him say I love you. If you want to hear it. Why, Yeah, I'd love to hear that. So cool? Are you a baby? I love it? I love Okay, Oh my god, that is

an amazing dog trick. I will give you that. Yeah, I heard your dog tell me to go kill my neighbors. I heard, I heard I love you. But apparently, Okay, that's awesome. So you spent your time doing that with your dog on your day. I love him. He loves you too, obviously. Can we just have the dog to the rest of the second date up? David said, so, so did he seem to like that? What did he enjoy talking to your dog? I think everybody does? Cute cut So I mean after you talk to your dog,

is that when he left? Or no, I don't know he split. We were talking to my dogs for a while. I haven't heard from him then, was it I've been trying to reach him? Was it like abrupt did he just get up and leave or did you guys kiss hug anything? We didn't even kiss. How did he act when he was leaving as he had to go or something? And he just got up in the just like a really constipated face. I'm just super confused as to why he's not called me back. We had a good day.

I need your help. See okay, well we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update. All right, thank you. Keep that dog handy looking jubil in the morning. And all of the second date updates we've done, We've had people describe being left in various ways, like somebody got cold and then wouldn't talk to him. Yeah, somebody was just short and then left. We've never had anybody's say that somebody left as if they needed to

poop really bad. And that's what Katie says her date did. She described him as leaving so quickly it was like he had to poop real bad. It's such a vivid description. Though they met on tender, they went out to a bar and went back to her place, played with her dog a little bit, and then that's when she said he got up as if he had to go to the bathroom and just took off, and she hasn't heard from him since, Katie. He might have had ibs. He could still be going. Are you ready to give him

a call? Yes? Are you? Are you nervous? Nervous? I'm just a little confused. Okay, Okay, Well let's call this guy and find out what happened. Okay, And if it's really Echoy, we know where he is. Yeah, that's a very good point. Here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Dennis. Yeah, Dennis, how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Uh, Okay, have you ever heard of the show? Before? The show? Yeah? The show? You ever heard of it? It sounds like

he's real familiar. What's the show? The show is called Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. And one of our listeners actually emailed us about you. What. Yeah, that's why I'm calling today. They asked if we could get you on the phone and ask you a few questions. What are you talking about? We do a segment on our show it's called the second Date Update. So you recently went out on a date with somebody and now

you're not calling them back? So they asked us if we could talk to you and find out the reason. Have you been out on a lot of dates in the past couple of weeks? I mean I've been on a couple Have you been on any dates with a girl named Katie? Oh? God, all right, yeah, you definitely remember Katie. Yeah. Well, Katie is the one who wanted us to get you on the phone to find out why you're not calling her back. Look, I'm not interested

in seeing her again. Yeah, she kind of figured that because you haven't been responding to any of her phone calls. But do you mind telling us why. You gotta understand how confusing it be for a guy to come back to your place and then split with no reason at all. How do you know that? Oh, that's because we talked to Katie about your date. She said that you guys met on tender and then went to a bar, went back to her place to watch a movie, hung out with her and her dog, and then in the middle

of it, this is how she described you leaving. Okay, you can tell me if this is sure or not. She said, you jumped up and left as if you had to poop real bad. That's an understatement. To the bathroom. I didn't have to go to the bathroom, no, but oh I needed to get out of there. Why do you need to leave so bad? I honestly, I don't even really know how to describe it. It was probably the weirdest state of my life. Is a bold statement, sir, It is a bold statement. What was so weird about it?

Everything was normal in the beginning. We went on the dates. She was cute, she was attractive, but I guess like looks hired the crazy. Um. She invited me back to her place, and I was like, all right, you know some things are gonna happen. Good night. She was. She actually told us she was thinking the same thing and that's why she was surprised you left. Well, I was thinking that until a couple more events unfolded. Um. We got to her place. We're watching a movie. It was nice.

We were having nice huple extra drinks, and then I was just sitting there hurt. This this like tiny like rodent dog that she has like ran in and like crawled on her and started being like super jumpy and crazy. I'm like cool, everyone has dogs. Everyone has And then yeah, she told us about that. She said that you guys hung out and like her dog knows how to say. Yeah, that's what she did. Like, she started saying like, do

you want to hear my dog talk? And I was like, okay, because I'm not going to say no because I'm on a date and rude her place. Yeah, so you're pretty much saying yes to almost anything at this point. Yeah. And then she's saying like, my dog can say I love you, and I was like, okay, prove it. And then she was like, here, I love you. And then the dog was making weird sounds that I guess sounded

like words cool. Everyone has tricks with their dogs. It was fun, that's not that's not crazy, too weird, And then the dog jumps down, and so the dog starts like humping my leg. Yeah it happened. I'm willing to forgive it. But she kept being like no, but that's all she was saying. It was no, Like the dog wasn't stopping. No, So you were getting you were getting humped by the wrong thing, getting humped by the wrong thing in the room. I mean, why is that so uncomfortable? Though?

A little teacup sized dog is humping your leg? I mean, I mean we're not at the end of the story yet. So the dog was helping my leg. And then this is where it gets really really bizarre, Like this is where we reached the point of no return. Here she moves her legs forward. Oh my god, I can't believe this, and then she encourages the dog to hump her leg instead of mine. Yeah, it gets worse. So the dog starts kind of going to town on her leg and

she starts encouraging it. What do you humping her leg? And she's like, a good girl. That's a good girl. And I give her this look and she was like, oh, don't worry. Once she finishes, it'll be better. In order to get the dog off of you, she offered up her leg instead and let the dog do it. Stay did it get it? In order to get the job off of me, she let the dog get off on her. Oh my god, how long did this take? I'm freaking

out at your story right now. Keep in mind, the entire time this is happening, the movie was still going, like we're still supposed to be on this like date. And she says to me, she actually says, just keep watching the movie and don't pay attention to the dogs, Oh my god, like being like come on, good girl, good girl. Yeah, that's it, And she's borderline like dirty talking this dog. What she wanted the dog to finish, so it stopped bringing you guys, So you guys start

doing some words. I'm sorry, Like first off, wood dog understands the dirty talking enough to like have that to something that helps to get there, and too, why is that a decision you whatever? Like why is that a training tool for your day? Oh my god, what did you say to her? Did you say anything? What am I supposed to say? I just like laser eye at the television and were just this whole thing would end.

I just think she's sitting there with your hands at your side, trying to look at anything but her and the dog. But then the dog like in like it's final, like weird heave of energy finishes and I'm like like heart is pounding, like I cannot, I'm freaking out. And then the dog jumps up on her lap and then like since starts like licking her face like her and the dog were having like relations, God, a moment. They were having a moment like the dogs thank you so much.

It was like the dog was about to roll over and have a cigarette. At this point, they were having a moment. They were having like and I was clearly not supposed to be there, and then she was like saying I love you afterwards, and then Dog was making the weird I love you sound. How do you even make it that far? I would have been gone before that could happen. I listen. I don't know why I stayed there, or like even how long it took, but I felt like a deer in headlights and I couldn't

even move. That is such a strange, strange incident. I hate to do this to you because you might feel like a deer in headlights again. But Katie is actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. I'm sorry, what, Yeah, Katie, are you there or have you hung up? No? You're overreacting, Dennis. Obviously, you guys aren't dog people. Who what kind of dog person are you? I'm even really loved my dog. I'm sorry you don't have dogs. Maybe you just don't get it.

I don't know. I'm sorry. Are you seriously like trying to justify what happened and what I had to go through? Look? If I didn't let her finished, she would have been bugging us all night. So you were doing, Dennis a favorite a normal dog person. Get a water bottle, squirt it, put it in a back bedroom, make it stopped. Your dog is stuffed animal, My dog, my kid, and I take care of my kids. Yeah that is you gotta make it weird. I don't think we're the ones making

it weird. We're definitely not the one ring here weird. Have you ever watched like the Dog Whisperer or any sort of like Animal Planet show? Nowhere will you see it encouraging a dog to hump your leg and then you don't know my dog? Okay, I'm not gonna spray water, yelling my dog or kicker off me because it's inhumane and I'm not going to be doing that to my pretty You know what, Maybe that's it, Katie. You're a

better dog owner than all of us. I don't personally own a dog, but any dog owner listening right now, I think that you're a better dog owner than they are. No, Dennis, I'd like to ask you this question, and I'm hoping you'll say yes. Would you like to go out on a second date with Katie, I will pay for the day. No, no, no, thank you. I will actually retract everything I said. I not want to see this guy again just because he got weirded out because you let your dog hump your leg.

He's not the person I thought he was. Oh wow. Sorry Dennis. Maybe you don't know this, but as soon as she was finished, maybe you would have gotten some action to Katie, what's your dog's name. Her name is Tucca. Tucca, Dennis, you could have had Tucca sloppy seconds broken Jubil in the morning,