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with the ladies is this little gym right here. I look at him, gonna go, hey, here's a joke for you. Horse walks into a bar right bartender says, jew will put your pants back on? Makes its wouldn't there? It is? Yeah, the ladies love that joke. The guy on the phone to do a second dight up date today, though, is having a problem. He thinks maybe he told an off color joke and it kind of turned the girl off. His name is Dave. Dave, what's up? How are you?
I'm good? What's going on? Man? Just licking my wounds? I guess sound so upset? So you think that you told this girl a bad joke and that's why she's not calling you back? Yeah? I don't know what I did, but that's the only thing really I could think of that went wrong. How long ago would your date, by the way, well, ten days ago or something like that. And how did you meet this girl? I met her at a bar and she was with some friends, and
I just started talking to her. Now, a lot of people when they do these second dates, they say that their first date was actually just getting drunk and hanging out that night. Did you, guys, actually go on a date or did you just get wasted together? Well, we kind of went out together because I was with some friends, and then we ended up kind of breaking off from the group, and then we went to another bar and had had a drink, all right, and that all seemed
to go pretty well. Yeah, it went well enough to where I invited her back to my place and she came over. That's usually a good sign that a date is going good. Yea, So tell us about the joke though that you emailed you. You You didn't tell me what the joke was, but you said you may have offended her. Well, I was. I brought her out a drink and I said, Man, wouldn't that be funny if someone mixed something in there? Or something regarding what you made a joke like that
to a girl who you just met. Yeah, but I mean she came to my place, so you don't I'm guessing she didn't drink the roofy joke drink right? No? She laughed? Yeah? Did she leave right away after? You're like, hey, some people call me mister Cosby. Well, I mean she made me feel uncomfortable enough by her reaction where I kind of mud right, Yeah, made you feel uncomfortable? Isn't that amazing? Yeah? I know it was just tupid thing to say. I know, that's one of those moments where
you say it. You're like, this is going to be really funny, and then you say it and then you see the look on her face. You're like, oh, crap, I just made a rufy joke to a girl who just came over to my house. Not a good idea. I know, it was like the stupidest thing I ever did. I feel like moments like that, it's like record scratch
and then dead silence. What did she say to you? Well, it was kind of like an awkward look and then I just kind of did the math and when she said I'm going to get my uber I was like, all right, see ye did you try to explain to her? Hey, sorry about that, it was just a joke. I didn't well for it. Took a second, but then I said, hey, where are you going? I'm just kidding as a joke, And just to prove it to her, I drank her drink too. I slammed it right in front of her.
And at that point you were already too far in the hole. I don't think there's any saving you. So she left and you haven't heard anything from her. Have you tried to get ahold of her? Oh my gosh, Yeah, I tried to get ahold of her. I text her three times saying it was just Joe, Oh my god, I would never call you again. And she hasn't responded you at all. No, nothing, Do we even need to make the phone called you? We already know why she's not calling you back. So you liked her a lot though,
huh for your first meeting? Well? Yeah I did. I really did like her a lot. This really cute dimple and she laughed at most of my joke, and so yeah, I mean, she's pretty, she's smart. What's not to lie? Hey, Dave, I just want to point out. Okay, this girl that you just described to us fun, pretty attractive, everything else was at your place after the night at the bar, sitting on your couch, ready to hang out with you all evening, and then you screwed it up with a
really poorly timed roofy joke. See, thanks for pouring salt in the womb. No problem, that's what I do. Well, we're gonna play a song, come back, call her and get your second day update. Okay, okay, all right, man, hang looking you in the morning. Second. You know a lot of times when you do these second date updates, we talked to the person about their date and then we'd go like, I wonder why they're not getting a
call back. Not today today, We're pretty sure why. Dave, who's on the phone with us right now and about to do a second date update, he is not getting a call back, and it's all because of a really bad joke that he told with a girl that he just met. I'll recap real quick. He met her at the bar, they ended up hanging out, having a good time, went back to his house, and then Dave dropped this gem on her. Go ahead and tell us what you
said to her. I brought her out a drink and I made a sarcastic remark about if anyone put any roofies or drugs in the drink, ye bad idea. Yeah. Anyway, after he said that to her, she turned cold and then left, and he hasn't heard from her since. So we're about to call her right now and maybe she'll blow our mind. Maybe you have body odor. Who knows, it could be something different. Okay, I know what I did. I thought we were having a blast. You know what
you did. You know, everybody knows what you did. All right, I'm gonna die the phone of right now. Get her on the phone and get your Second Date update. Okay, okay, Hello, Hi is Cammy there? Yeah, that's the tea. Hey Cammy, how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. Hi. What's going on? Nothing much calling me, just calling to check in to see how you're doing. Hey, are you familiar with the show? Um? Kind of? Have
you heard a second Date update before? No? Not really but yeah yeah no not really, but yeah I've heard of them. Okay, all right, well, congratulations Cammy, You're about to be the star of a Second Date update. Okay, what does that mean. Well, it means that you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners and he liked you so much that he emailed us and asked us to call you and find out why you're not calling him back. His name is Dave. Oh
my gosh. Okay, do you remember going out with Dave? Yeah? I remember. Did you not like him? That's an understatement. I don't have work for it. Okay. He thinks so childish, like my fatio nephew is more mature than he is. What do you mean by that? I mean the whole time, like the entire time, food, drinks, everything. He's making like these inappropriate jokes the entire night. So when he brought you a drink and was like, hey, don't worry, didn't put any drugs in there, he told you that. Yeah
he did. He told us that, And that's why he thinks you're not calling him back because of that joke right there. But it sounds like there's more to it. Oh No, he has a handful of like jokes. Yeah, he has a load joke. So you didn't feel danger by him when he said that you were just annoyed. Yeah, I was just annoyed. I felt like I was like babysitting like a grown man the entire time. Why did you go back to his house if you weren't having a good time with him? I feel like I was
giving him another shot. I was like, you know, this is it. But I feel like he just has He's that type of guy to have jokes in his pocket to find the girl. So you think he just memorizes bad jokes just in case he goes on a date. Exactly what were some of the things that you can remember? Oh? All right? Um? He was like, um, what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? What hold onto your nuts? This isn't your ordinary bloke. But I'm like, what's the Oh my god, what is this? Did you laugh at
any of these jokes? I tolked, which was very wrong. Was he I'm confused. Was he just throwing all these bad jokes out at you over drinks or did it come up casually in a conversation. It was like, got a joke for that? Yeah. Like for example, we were talking about my job and he was like, what's the difference between my job and the dead prostitute? And I was like, what he was like, your job still sucks. Serious, that's awesome that he has all these jokes just in
the palm of his hand. To throw him out there. Oh my god, it was just so deceived. I'm like, you were a handsome guy, but you're just so stupid and dumb, Like why are you were you still hung out with him all evening? Yeah, because he's cute, he's attractive, and I thought, you know, maybe it's just like he's nervous. I'm gonna get him a shot. Like we went back to his place, and I was like, you know, maybe
he'll be a little different in his own atmosphere. That was you know, that wasn't true either at home that he is in public. So even with all the bad jokes and everything, you were still in it until he made a roofy joke back at his place. Yeah, I was like, I'm done, I'm done, give me out of here. That'll usually kill the mood. Oh it killed it, Cammy. Would you like to hear some more of his jokes? No?
I actually that's too bad because he's actually on the phone listening right now, and I'm sure he's got many jokes for this occasion. No, he's not Are you serious? Yes he is, Yes, who Hi, day. I believe you don't like my jokes. I don't. And why were you
laughing at all my jokes? Because it's nervous laughter. I thought you would get the hint that this was like uncomfortable, you know, I thought we had a good time, and then all of a sudden, you just split so fast after that little joke about the drugs from the drinks, drinks and the drinks it was the other two? Was the other like ten jokes that you were telling the
entire night. What the coconut three you could tell? I was just kitty No, I can't maybe because I'm an adult and I'm not playing how this games when I'm on a date. Well, I mean sorry, next time, I'll just tell some like more PG rated jokes. Have these jokes ever worked for you in the past? If I were to rewrite the alphabet, I'll put you an eye together, Keny, Why didn't you tell him in the moment, like, hey,
enough with the jokes, this is kind of offensive. I didn't want to like embarrass myself up and then like crushed him at the same time, like it was just an uncomfortable situation and like, I don't like making people feel bad. Oh it's okay. Now I didn't know you on the phone. Yeah, it's all different. Now that she knows your on the phone, she feels bad about it, David. Cammy, Look, I'm sorry. I didn't know you felt that way. Had I known, I would a staple of my mouth shut
to the rest of the night. I really like you. I thought we had a good time. And if you ever want to hang out again, I promise I won't open my big mouth. It's pretty good. No, Cammy, you went back, Cammy, but think about it. You went back to his place. Even after all the bad jokes that he said, he just hated. It was just that one joke that put it over the top. You must have liked something about him. His face. Okay, get you like his face. That's good. You think he's a cute dude, Cammy,
Would you got with Dave on a second date? I will pay for a second date for you, guys. No, what if we make sure he doesn't say a word and you just get to stare at his face? What are you going to be at the table with us? Sure? If you want, how about this, he and I will sit there with you, and we'll just try to top each other with bad jokes the whole time. Listening to you idiots tell bad jokes the entire night is not my ideal date. So I'm going to decline. All right,
that's a smart decision. I'm really sorry to hear that. Cammy. Yeah, yeah, hey Jammy, before you go, I got a joke for you. Oh my god, No, how do you even? Idiot and suspense? I don't know. Nailed it all right, that's all broken, jupil. In the morning, I got a text message in at seven eight five nine two that says I made a worse joke than the guy from the second day update. On a first meeting at my place, I said to the girl, Hey, nobody knows you're here right now. You
could disappear and never be heard from again. Oh no, It said that she did not see humor in it. There's no punchline there, there's only creepy. If you've missed the second day update, Dave wanted to call this girl named Cammy. He knew what he did wrong. He made a really bad joke. After they went back to his place and he got her a drink and he came he was like there might be something in it. He made a roof of joke to the girl that he
just met and then she left. But it turns out that he was just cracking bad jokes the whole time and she couldn't deal with it. Yeah, she wanted them to shut up and just be pretty. Yeah, the problem, she said, the reason she stuck it out through all the bad jokes leading up to that one was because he was cute, so she stuck around. But after he made that jokes like, I can't do it anyway. It's like it's like me and you and run dates with hot shakes, dude, and they're annoying, but you're like, I
guess I'll just stop talking deal with it. Yeah, I'm still not gonna tell jose that he's actually the guy that people want to be quietly, And I'm surprised at all the people texting in it seven eight five nine two who really liked this guy's jokes, So, like, that's awesome. I wish you would admit a joke like that on a first date with me. I'm I'm scared of the guy who said he's writing these things down new material to use later. If you want a second date update.
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