Looking Jebels second d D. When desperation hits, people will do almost anything to get a date. A lot of dudes will sign up to take a class in order to meet a woman, like some sort of cooking class or a salsa dancing class, or some sort of wine and painting night or something like that. Personally, I've always had my old fallback to follow her around and take pictures from a far class and post them on social media and say that you two went on a date class.
It's always worked very well for me. Well, Alison, who's on the phone to do a second date update right now, actually took a class to try to meet a dude, and I guess it worked because she met somebody. But now they're not calling her back. What's up, Allison? Hi? Yeah, actually desperates. You didn't like your intro, Allison, didn't make you look good. I'll take it. I'll take it. Yeah, Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. So what kind of class did you take to meet a guy? No?
I don't want to say, but it was fly fishing. Oh that's awesome. That's cool. Yeah, that's a cool class to take. Well, I caught any one there? You go girl. Did you do it by like throwing the hook into his mouth? No? I actually kind of impressed him because I caught a fish. Oh it's romantic. So how did
you guys actually strike up a conversation in your class? Well, it had a lot to do with the fact that I was doing probably the best out of the class, and I think that everybody was surprised because I had never been fly fishing. It was kind of like a dare for my best friend because your brain swimming ways to meet a guy for me because I'm chronically single. Back to the whole desperate thing. Yeah, so you've never
done this before, but beginner's luck, I guess. Yeah, I guess. So. I mean I had done all the dating sites and I was just so bored with it, and so yeah, I tried something new. Okay, And was this a guy that had caught your eye from the start of class or was he someone who kind of grew definitely the cutest of the bunch, tall, dark in hands, you could tell. You could tell he was super outdoorthy, and he approached you,
he started the conversations and asked you out. Yeah, he was like, well, maybe you can get me some pointers He was really sweet about it, and then he kept flirting and we wound up talking a lot after class when he asked me out. Okay, and what did you guys do for your date? It's interesting because he asked me out on kind of a doozy of a date, because he asked me to go camping and this is like an overnight camping chest and so well, that sounds
like more than a first date to me. Yeah, I mean, was it with a group of people or were you just gonna go alone in the woods with a stranger? Alone in the woods with a stranger? It was like, I took a leap of face, but I went so back to the desperation thing, right, Oh yes, I guess I have a little desk christ I think he totally went with him. Oh yeah, that's crazy, man. I would not. I don't care who it was. The first time meeting a person. They invited me camping? No way? But you
mean camping anyway? No, well, definitely not. But I wouldn't spend the night with anybody in the woods for any reason first time I met them. Yeah, that is a lot of pressure. I mean, were you sharing a tent, same tent, different sleeping bags. Okay, okay? And are you an outdoorsy person? No? No, And I had faked it through my fishing class, and so I was a complete novice in the situation. I had gotten the Camping for Dummies book so that I wouldn't seem completely useful. I
just picture you'd spending thousands of dollars on camping. Here. You can show up and look like you know what you're doing. You know you're not too far off, all right? So did you fake it appropriately? Did he believe that you were a big outdoorsy lady? That sounds bad. That sounded bad. I don't mean like big in stature. I just mean like a big outdoorsy person. I thought I did a pretty decent job of faking it, but he definitely handled the tent in the fire. I handled this more,
so I could. I can make this more. Okay, So how is the overall campaing experience with him? I thought it was good. I thought it might get a little briskier than it did, because when he dropped me off, it was just a hug, you know. But wait, you guys stayed in a tent and you guys didn't make out. No, we didn't make out. H it was a hug at the end of date kind of thing. So you didn't do anything. You just went to bed in your tent.
I mean we talked a lot. We talked him too, like two in the morning, and then he just kind of fell asleep. Okay, were you disappointed a little? You know, I think every girl kind of wants to be kissed. But I also didn't want to be, you know, too easy. I didn't want to be like, oh, yeah, I'll go out to a tent with you. I didn't want to be that girl. Oh I still think that girl is more fun. But whatever. Do you feel like he wasn't interested? Well now I do, because I haven't heard from him.
But it was just such a big first date that I guess I expected at least a call, you know, right, So what do you think went wrong? Maybe I nord. I don't know. I just woke up, Jewel on your pillow. There was no awkward moments for you, guys. I can't honestly think of anything except for maybe he is looking for someone who actually is outdoorsy because I'm not. Yeah, all right, well we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update. Okay, John, all right,
hang on looking jubil in the morning update. You know, normally on these second date updates, when we talk about a woman faking it, it has a completely different meaning than today. Yeah, because Alison, who's on the phone for a second date update today, faked it big time. She wasn't even intimate with the dude. She faked that she's an outdoorsy lady Jess so she could go hang out with this guy. And she thinks the reason she's not getting a call back is because he saw through her
little plan. I still can't believe you only got a hug out of a whole camping extravaganza, that's all you got. It baffles me too. I mean I was ready for just about anything, Yeah, just about anything unless it had to do with the outdoors. And then you had no idea how to have it. If you missed the first part, Alison went camping with this guy a whole night, they slept in the same tent, didn't do anything, didn't even make out. Oh don't remind me. Maybe you should have
taken charge and made the first move. Maybe that's where you went wrong. You That is really it's good in women empowerment. There. Well, I'm gonna dial his phone number right now, Alison. See if we get him on the phone and find out what we're wrong. Okay, okay, thank you, welcome. Hello, Hi, got I speak to Dylan please? Ye, Hey, Dylan, how are you? This is Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. From what Brooke and Jewbil in the Morning. It's a radio show, Okay, no idea, I don't really
listen to radio. Okay, Well, we are a morning radio show program. And one of your friends listened and actually emailed us about you. One of my friends. Well, somebody that you know emailed the show and wanted us to get a hold of you. Who. I can't think of any of my friends that would email a radio show. Well, oh my god, you sound disgusted even the thought of them into us. Her name is Alison, and you guys
went on a little camping tripper. Okay, okay, Well, Alison emailed us and told us about how she met you and how you guys went on a little camping date. But now she says you're not getting back to her and she's wondering why. So she thought maybe we could help and figure it out if she wants you to help her figure out why I'm not calling her back?
Am I getting this right? Yes? It's a segment we do on our show called the Second Date up to So, is there any information that you can give us so that we can tell Alison why you don't want to see her again? Why don't I want to date her? Yeah? I don't know, like tons of reasons, tons of reasons? Yeah, I mean, like, what do you want, like specifics? Yeah, I would love a few. If there's tons, I don't know if we have time for that, but maybe like
the top three things you didn't like about her? And how do you go from like inviting a girl on an overnight camping trip to having multiple reasons that you don't like her. I think it was just a bad idea, like you should probably know somebody before you go on a camping trip with them, so let them learn. Yeah, that was my first thought. I was kind of surprised that you asked a girl to go camping with you, that you didn't even know that we're my buddies, So
what was so bad about it? Though? Well, I camp a lot, you know, I'm into like bushcrap and being out in the woods, like that's my thing, right, And she's kind let on she was an outdoorsy kind of girl and that she was into it, but no, she's a city girl. I mean, it's there's I don't think she'd ever been camping before in her life. So you were grossed out that she couldn't carry a fifty pound pack up into the woods and survived for a couple of days. No, it's not about that. It's not about
how tough you are or how strong you are. It's more about just like the ease with which you can get into nature, and that just never happened for her. The ease of how you can get into nature. That's hard for Jewel to understand. Yeah, it's just an interesting way to say it. What do you mean by the ease of how you can get into nature? So like there's no cell phone service right right, It's like that's the point to be kind of cut off. Yeah, and
I've been thinking about that. Why don't they put towers up there where people camp? They should have some towers up there, don't you think? I mean, you're joking about it, But that's the thing, Like she could not deal with being cut off like the second we got there, she's got her cell phone out, she's taking picture, which is fine, but then she's just complaining the whole time that she can't post any of the pictures to her Instagram. Yeah. I could see where that would be a little obnoxious.
Did you address it with her, like, Hey, that's kind of the point of why we're out here. I mean, at first, you know, I kind of tried to play along and be like, yeah, well, you know, that's sort of the point where she's kept going on about it. Finally I just shut down. I was like, all right, she's just gonna complain about it, and I'm just gonna keep setting the tent out. Yeah, all right, So, was her not liking the fact that you didn't have self service the first thing that tipped you off that she
wasn't really as outdoorsy as she pretended to be. Yeah, I mean, like she was scared to go to the bathroom. It was like one of the biggest things. You know, like there are no bathrooms at the campground, so you know, if you have to use the bathroom, you go about a hundred yards away from the campsite. That's like safe camping, you know, to keep the bears away. You want animals to know that you're there. Yeah, you dig a hole if you have to. I get it. But she wouldn't
do it. Well, she went out there, and she would come back and be like, I can't do it, I'm too scared. Like the whole time she tells you she's an outdoorsy person and then she has to go to the bathroom outdoors, is like, I'm scared. Yeah, it was ridiculous. I mean this happened like two or three times, and by the time, you know, nights fell, I felt sorry for her. I had to drive her to a McDonald's thirty minutes away off half an hour so she could
use the bathroom. Yeah, and anyone should be more scared about it McDonald's bathroom than peeing in nature, That's what I'm saying. I mean, it was too much. That's not what camping is all about, you know. So did you at any point think that maybe you guys should wrap it up instead of staying the night. I mean I did, but we were already there and I didn't want to be rude, so you know, eventually I just faked falling
asleep so I wouldn't have to talk to her anymore. Wow, what I faked falling asleep so I wouldn't have to talk to her. You don't even realize it, but right now you're actually talking to her. Who Alison, she's on the other I'm listening, and she's the one that just said you did what? Oh my god, you didn't tell me she's gonna be on the phone. I was about to tell you she was on the phone, and then she just decided to pipe up. So sorry, she's on
the phone. Dylan, you seriously faked falling asleep so that you wouldn't have to talk to me. You really did that. Oh that hurts my feelings so much. Well, I wasn't gonna say it to your face, damboo. Yeah, but you did stay up till two in the morning, Dylan. I only stayed up till two o'clock in the morning because I had the driver to McDonald's like three times. Well, I'm sorry, I don't know what's out there in the woods, if there's like cobra's or coyotes. I like, you didn't
want to get hurt. Do you guys hear this? Do you guys hear what I'm saying? This is what I'm talking about, she is not outdoors at all, Like, this is not the girl I'm looking for. I don't know, it sounds like it's to me. Those cobras in the woods can be scary, dude. Well, they told us in our fishing class that we had to be like alert to wildlife and stuff, and to that's what I was doing. I was just being careful. I mean, but you can be alert to wildlife and still go to the bathroom
in the forest. It's not like those things are not mutually exclusive. I mean, I'm a girl, so there's like squatting and I had pants on, and how do you do that? And then there's like fluttering and like, noah, it's really easy. I don't know what you're talking about. This is what I'm talking about. Like, why did you tell me that you were out doorsy if you're scared to go to the bathroom outside kilan. I never told
you that I was outdoorsy. I just honestly took a fly fishing class to meet somebody cool, and I thought that I did. I never told you I was outdoorsy. You just assume so, oh my god, Well maybe you should take an Instagram class and then you should meet other guys at Instagram. I had a good time. I had a good time, and I wanted to show my friends on Instagram that I had a good time, and I actually did because I got an internet connection. McDonald.
So now I've got to still keep that because you're being I'm happy for you, Alison, but you could kind of see what he's saying, like, if you're not into the outdoors, then maybe fishing classes are probably that I tried. I tried, you know, I really did. But did you like it? I like him and I tried, and that's all I can do, and it's obviously not gonna happen. Dylan, That's true. She did try, So why not give it another shot? Would you go out on a second date
with Alison? We will pay for it? No, I thank you, but no, I could have hesitated a little bit on that. Wow. I'm sorry, man. It's just, you know, I want to be with someone who loves being in nature, and it's clear that she does not like it. I mean she's scared of it, Okay, like she's scared of the thing that I like to do. I'll pee in the woods. God like right now, Alison, I don't go like whenever I feel like I don't know Instagram Dylan. She said she would pee in the woods for you if you'd
go out with her again. That is pretty romantic. How about this? If she sends me an Instagram photo of her being in the woods, I'll go on a second date with her? All right, Alison, Instagram proof that you're paying in the woods for a second date with Dylan? Will you do it? I think I've just been to pass meeting you, Dylan? What about if you want? Instagram at Facebook Live. Broken Jewil in the Morning text in at seven, eight, five to nine two says I can't
believe they didn't go out on a second date. It sounds like they had so much in common. They really did, Broken Jewil in the Morning talking about today's second date update if you missed it, Alison wanted to call this dude named Dylan. She said that she was an outdoorsy gal when she wasn't at all, because he's the dude that likes the great outdoors, camping, hiking, all that stuff that just sends shivers down my spine whenever I talk about it. But he wasn't calling her back because she
refused to go to the bathroom outside. That's what you do when you camp. You go in a bucket or dig a hole or I don't know, I don't know what you do. I've heard rumors. It's harder on your own girl though, you know, definitely, but hard I mean there's splatter that comes back at you. It's a lot harder. Yeah, that's one of the perks of being a dude is you can go to the bathroom anywhere. But I still it's not hard enough where you have to make somebody
drive thirty minutes. Yeah, multiple times away from the camp side. That's why he wasn't calling back, because he actually had to drive her somewhere to use the bathroom every single time. So he didn't like that. And she talked to him and I was like, well, I'd be down if you'd go out with me again. I'll use the bathroom outside, trust me. And then by the end of the conversation he was being such a d bag about it that she was like, no, I don't want to go out
with you anymore. I thought he was super judge, like she was saying, you know, I never said it was outdoorsy. I just took a class that it happens to be outdoorsy. Yeah, that's true. No one told her about the bathrooms. I mean, really, she could buy one of those bumper dumpers. Bump dumper. It's like this if people camp. You put it on your bumper and it's like a little toilet seat thing. Oh really yeah, so you're yeah then so for girls, then you don't have to worry about the squatting. I
know I would squad. You just changed my world. Your Yeah, I go on I drive all the time. I you know, I do stand up comedy and so so say we have to drive to gigs and things like that, and like I have to pull over every five seconds on the freeway. Yeah, I might as if I need a bumper dumper. Okay, you really do. Screw the second date? Okay if you have send a bumper dumper in promoted on my social media everything. I need a bumper number
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