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Second Date Update PODCAST: Hate Fest

Oct 14, 202015 min
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Things went OFF THE RAILS pretty quickly today.... We ended up stuck in the middle of a HUGE argument... But it's clear who the winner was... Hear for yourself!

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off leash dog park. I haven't been to park, but okay, highly recommend dogs do. And of course a children's backyard birthday party. What is wrong with you? Let me tell you Brook, that kiddie pool turns into an R rated splash zone by sundown. Nice. Tell me you're hitting another pair. Please. Where one of our listeners, Eddie, met his love interest recently. Eddie, you know all about that kittie pool, don't you. Oh yeah, Eddie, you sound like a purse. What's going on, man? Oh

you know, not much? Just a call about a day, okay, Just perusing those children's parties, looking for single mommies ready to hunt. Yeah, okay, So Eddie, tell us about the woman that I hope you're going to have us called today. What's her name? Adult? Yeah, the adult woman is Beth? All right, And how'd you meet Beth? I mean, I guess you're at a children's party. I hope you have a child, or you're just randomly showing up to parties where we at. It was at my nephew's party party. Okay, okay,

And who was Beth at this party? She was like the sister of one of the moms at the party. Okay. Pretty much everyone there did have kids. You know. It was like Beth and I were like basically the only two people there that didn't have kids. Okay, So she had no other option but to hang out with you, lucky her. Yeah, the guy dressed up a SpongeBob. So tell us a little bit more about Beth. So, yeah, she was just there kind of. I guess she just

didn't have anything going on that day. She was hang out with her sister, or sister as a kid went to the party. So we were just kind of chatting and we actually bonded over how much we don't really like kids hilarious. Yeah, it's pretty funny. Single people like to do that. You talk about what's around you when you're getting to know somebody. Yeah, did you play Which Kids the Worst? Which? Yes, let's say, okay, it's like that game Mary Sleep with Her Kill. Oh yeah, but

you can't, you can't really do it. There must be a child friendly version of that game, like Adopt Abandoned. Oh that's a fun game. It's one your kids. Yeah, but anyway, we get it. You were you were having fun, enjoying the fact that you were both single and kid free. Yeah. So we were just kind of hanging out and we kind of drifted away from the party a little. It was just a two of us, and I don't know, I thought we were getting along. We exchanged numbers. So

what did you guys do for your date? Well, you know, we texted for a while and then we set up a date to go out to his gimmer. Okay, was this an adult restaurant that you went to or did you hit up Chuck E Cheese? You know, I couldn't get a table at Chuck e Cheese, so we went to an adult Okay, yeah, I know, the guy whos the ball yeah, how dinner go? You know, it was weird. The waiter was just really really bad. The dinner itself was fine, but like the whole experience was marred by

this awful waiter. What did he do that was so bad? Oh? I mean, like some of it was just kind of typical bad waiter stuff, like you forgot to bring our appetizer out before we brought out our entrees. But the weirdest one for me was that's fork was like dirty, it hadn't been cleaned. She asked her for a new fort and then he just straight up left with the fork, didn't say anything, and it just brought back the same dirty fork. O W. That sucks because it can really

ruin your romantic dining experience if the waiters being careless. Right, Yeah, I mean, you know, sometimes people have bad days or whatever, and I get it, but it's like at a certain point it has to be clean. Like, was there any positives of the night between you two? I mean, not

including the waiter. I mean again, we were kind of bonding over something we didn't like, which in this case was the waiter thread between you two, and like after he brought our food, it was like, can I get you to go swarre you and two was like a different waiter would be nice. Oh did you like that or did you think it was too far? I mean I thought I was kind of brave and cool on didn't it I'm not gonna say it didn't turn me o. Daddy likes a little bit of abuse in his life.

So how to dinner end? You know? It? Just we ate our food. It was fine. I paid for the check. I didn't try to like sleep with her or like make out with her or anything. We like, we had a hug. Okay, and yeah, I mean yeah, but some women like when you try and kiss them and sleep with them. That's sometimes the goal. She could have invited me up, you know, like if she wanted because that she could have been like come up for a drink,

and she didn't, so I read the root. Okay, have you gotten any indication from her you know why she's not interested? No? After that date, she hasn't really been in contact with me. I've tried to talk to her, but it's it's weird. I'm getting ghosted and I don't know why. I'm just gonna say though, really quick, like it'd be really bad if she ended up dating that waiter. That's what it turns out to be. Oh yeah, she hated the waiter, I know, but she obviously enjoys the

negative energy with the children and with the waiter. Maybe she feeds off of it. We'll find out. I need a date on that because I'm bad at so much stuff, because are awful. Don't even put that step in my head. We'll find out just a second of day. Hold on all right, if you're just tuning in for part two

of the second date update. We're on the phone with Eddie, and Eddie called us about a woman named Beth after she's not returning his calls after their date, and these two lovebirds bonded over hate, you know, all the things that most people hate. They also hate kids, waiters, looking up, They hate hooking up. Otherwise they would have done it totally.

Who hates hooking up? Eddie does Eddie, but you know what, he's hoping to reconnect with Beth and maybe get some answers when we call her here in just a moment, I just want to say, I don't hate hooking up, it's just not your favorite. I mean, Eddie, you know when we recap that, do you think that there's any chance that maybe you concentrated too much on like the negative aspects of your date, of the waiter screwing up, you know, maybe harped on it too long. I mean,

it's possible, but that's kind of her vibe. That's kind of why I like her so much. Yeah, I know. But maybe you're stealing her thing, you know. Yeah, and she hates that about you, which is why she also loves you. Yeah. Maybe that's why she haven't texted me back. She had too good at a time. What I think we're onto something. But let's give Beth a call and find out for sure. You're ready to do this, man, Yeah, let's do it. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, is

this Beth? This is Beth. Hi, Beth. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I get that a lot told me you have a second to talk with us. Uh, let's listen to well. On our show, we do a segment called a second Date Update, and that's where if you go out with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you to try and figure out the reason why. Okay, okay, yeah,

you're putting it together yet, Beth. Maybe maybe. So we had a guy recently email us about you, and his name is Eddie. Okay, okay, we remember Eddie. Yes, uh yeah, Well, Eddie reached out to us because he had a really good time on his date with you at the restaurant, but afterwards you're kind of blowing him off and he doesn't understand why. Yeah, I'm just not sure if I should call him background. I'm still kind of thinking about it. Like it's only been a few days, so I'm just

I haven't decided yet. Oh okay, So there's still there's still a chance that you were going to call him back. Yeah, there's a chance, but I don't know, not a gun chance. What's the problem, Like, what's causing you to think about it so hard? Well, I mean, I'm not totally against it, but there is just something about the date that's still bothering me. Well, he told us that you had a bad experience with your waiter. Does that play into it at all? No, that was funny. Actually, Oh my god,

I have to say, you are brutal. He told us what you said to the waiter at the end. I mean I was just saying the truth, Like I've been a waiter before and he was the worst. Yeah, I mean Eddie appreciated that you said that common He thought it was hilarious. She's still laughing. The servers still crying. But it's fine. She goes back to that restaurant and trolls him every single day. But no, seriously, Eddie wants to know what's the deal, Like, how come you're taking

so long to decide? I mean, you do sound like a pretty brutally honest person. I mean I pride myself on being honest. Yeah, Like I think that's a positive trait. So what would you tell Eddie? Okay, so we were driving. He was driving, and it just kept bothering me because as we're driving, we're on these like suburban streets, like no one is around, and he keeps using his turn signal, which I don't understand why I was doing it, you know, like the point is to like communicate to other drivers,

and no one was there. So I brought it up to him and I'm like, oh, yeah, you really love using that turn signal, huh? And he laughed it off, you know, like he here's a good sport, and then later he used it again to pull out of the driveway with no one there. So I was like, oh, I don't know that was that Bucky? You know, I always thought that like more uns did that? Holds, Hold, it's more Eddie. I was just going to come to

your defense about how it was probably just habit. Yeah, it is habit, Beth, hold on, We forgot to tell you that Eddie was on the other line listening. He jumped in a little bit early before we could really dive into this. But right here, the morons here, okay, ed was so upset. All she said was that you used your turn signal too much. Yeah, she was saying, only morons use their turn signal. She was referring to me. Yeah, yeah, I said morons, because only more ons do that when

no one's around. I didn't say more on turn signals. I cannot believe that you have not gotten back to me because I'm a safer driver than you. Okay, all right, chill out, dude, that Oh my god, they always act as stupid or is today like stupid? I'm stupid? Oh god, driving a conversation with you at dinner? Why are you got sud attacking each other. What happened? All Beth said was like there was a weird red flag in a habit that you had. I don't think she was attacking

your character. It's just traffic rules. You do it all the time so that when they're earrapic, you do it without thinking about it. He's right, I always do it right. I mean that doesn't bode well if Jose is always doing your safe I hear boring or okay, no, no, no wait wait he said something about trying out conversation with me. I saw the wheel spinning in his head. That the hamster looks dead. So oh, I don't know why. It's just getting you on the radio to be honest

with me about that. You didn't like me. You're so arnest about everything else. I don't see what the problem is now, Like, oh my god, listen, if you were with me right now, you would see my eyes rolling. That's all I'm doing with this track. Oh you keep rolling your eyes, keep rolling your eyes, and we would find a brain back there. What happened? I mean, it's just like two people bond over hating kids and then

suddenly they hate each other. I don't get where I've heard of love fest on our show, but this is our first hate fest. I think for sure? Are you guys enjoying this? Are you? Are you actually angry? I'm just all the other times that we were in the car together. Are you mad that I let a pedestrian have the right away? Or should I just run him over? Would that have turned you on? Honestly? You know what? No, honestly go yourself, loser? Oh Goddy? She said, well you

know what, here's here's one for the road. You should call Mattel because you're those fake barbies old Barbie's Joe's. Now, as much as I want this conversation to continue so we could listen forever, I do need to stop down and ask real quick if the two of you would like to continue insulting each other in person and we'll pay for that. Yeah, you couldn't pay me. You couldn't pay me. Oh now he's burning us because we don't have enough money. Yeah you know when we were broke. Yeah,

good one. Eddie like you two are too similar to go. But Beth, I do need to ask for legal purposes. Would you like to go out on another date with Eddie? That's a hard note, A hard note. But what I am going to do after this phone calls, I'm gonna buy a cute little cacus. The name it after Eddie because you're, oh, dude, don't come at her Eddie. Do you mean next that you're like a cloud, because when the clouds disappear, it becomes a beautiful day Europe cloud

all right. If you're going to insult somebody, maybe don't go with your a cloudy point five

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