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Second Date Update PODCAST: Hanging With Grandparents

Aug 24, 202015 min
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We're confident no one is going to be rooting for the woman in this call...Ray should have known things were off when she called the POLICE on him for being a little late!

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Where did it go, who did it go with? And what would you do for a bar? I am so confused by all of this. That's many, many questions that we may never get answers too. That's the mystery. It's the Klondi bar. And why you're so mysterious about this? Well, well, maybe we'll just get some answers by asking Ray, who's on the phone right now and actually has the information that we're looking for now, Ray, this sounds a lot like a certain mystery novel I couldn't put down the

other night called ball Gags, Lies and Dead Guys. Have you heard of that one? I have not but I'm hoping we can get to the end of this novel quicker than that. I hope. Yeah. Well, I highly recommended. Okay, it's a page turner. I was definitely choking something. Okay, at least we know this novel doesn't include dead guys, because Ray, you're alive and on the phone with us. Yeah, I'm here. Okay. I'm hoping that your story is as

interesting as the one I was reading. So tell us about the girl that you want us to call today. What's her name? Her name is Kate? Okay, okay, And how'd you meet Kate? So we met online on an app YadA YadA, YadA. Not so interesting, but we but we hit it off. It seemed great. Okay, we're having a great time. We were chatting back and forth, and we've tried to like meet up. Yeah, here's where the problem comes in. I'm on my way to her house.

My phone dies. I started digging around, no phone charger, the worst feelings. I kind of remembered the address. I definitely know the street. Oh no British navigate, Oh my gods. Well, ask for directions and I'm like, do you guys know Kate? Yeah, you could have gone to a gas station and bought a charger for your phone. Oh that's actually sort I didn't ever even you're right, but my biggest fear was to be late for my date. Okay, so did you

find her apartment? Well, what I think is the address that Kate lives at is actually the address of this lovely elderly couple. So you had a date with two old people. Cool, Well I did. I spent a good bit of time with them. So wait, hold on. You walked up to a house thinking that it was Kate's place, but an elderly couple answered the door, and you went in. Well, an older woman answered the door, and I asked if Kate was there and she would come on head. She

didn't quite say Kate didn't live there. Oh my god. I mean I think they were a little lonely, but it was cool. So when with hanging out with your new old friends, did you find out that this wasn't Kate's house? I found that right away, But like the lady was so insisted on like helping me find Kate. Oh no, that couldn't leave. Did these old people not have a cell phone charger for you either? No? No, they had one of those like rotary dial phones. Oh my god, a landline? All right, So did they ever

locate Kate for you? They called around to the neighbors and finally figured it out. Oh my god, old people like have time to do anything. Like you could walk in with a problem and they'll spend the entire week trying to solve it for you. Well, and all of a sudden, you're like the hot topic of the neighborhood gossip. I'm sure they're still talking about me today. What happened? Did you meet Kate? I went over the d It was not good. Oh no, was she mad that you

were late? Yeah? I mean she definitely wasn't a little bit upset because I was over an hour late. Yeah, she didn't even want to hear that I was like talking to her neighbor, these old people Like she was over it. So she hasn't even heard your cute story about your cute old friends. Now. When I tried to explain to her, like what had happened, she told me to like get off her property and if I didn't get off, she was going to call to cops for trespassing.

Oh that's a response. Probably a good sign that she wanted to see in handcuffs. I mean later, but like after dinner. I so the date never happened, and so you, I mean we know why. Obviously she's not calling you back, and you're just hoping we can convince her to go out again. I'm hoping you can like try to explain to her that it wasn't intentional, like, I mean, I made some new old friends, I guess. So how long did you stay outside of her house yelling at her

until you finally decided to go home? I don't know. I five minute. It's not enough to like cause the scene. But I did end up going back over to the old folks home and hang out with them. Okay, well yeah they were so nice and that's all bad for them because they were like, if it doesn't work out, come back over here. So I did. Oh what did they say about Kate? I mean, you told them the whole story. They're obviously vested in your love life at this point. They felt terrible for me. They said that

any girl would be lucky to have me. Oh yeah people, Yeah, alright, is Henry? So you haven't been able to reach Kate at all? Not at all? How many times have you tried to get a hold of her. Well, a few, but not too many, like a couple of texts in one phone call. Okay, so not a crazy amount. That's a good side. I think we can salvage this. I think she was just angry in the moment. Now that she has time to calm down, she hears the story.

We'll get we're getting you a second date. I agree, or if not that at least the partner at the bingo game. So there's gonna be a positive that comes out of this. We're gonna play a song, come back and call Kate, try and get you a second date. Update. Okay, oh my god, thank you guys. I'd be huge. I feel like I totally screwed this up. All right, Yeah, we're gonna try and fix it for you. Hold on second update if you're just tuning in for part two

of the second date update. We're on the phone with Ray. Ray never actually met up with his date. Yeah, well, I mean I guess he kind of did, yeah, but his phone died. He was very late, so she ended up just yelling at him and threatening to call the cops. Not the most successful date we've ever heard, but not not the least successful. That is true. That's also a true statement. It could I honestly think it could be way worse. Yeah, and I done way I've done way worse. Yeah,

you know what. I believe that. Yes, and you never got to explain that you were just down the road at some old couple's house, smoking a jay while playing Boulder Down we are we're watching Jeopardese start with a J. Well, we're gonna find out a little bit more. Are you ready to call Kate here? I would love a second chance with this, though. I think you've got I mean, like I said, maybe before, but I was even thinking about it more. I think there's no way this girl

is not going to give you a second chance. Right. She was super mad at the moment, not because of you, but because of all the bad dating experiences she's had. And I think she's not calling you back now because she's embarrassed. Like how embarrassing to overreact like that? Yeah? Well, I mean she didn't even really know what she was overreacting too. She was just like, you're an hour laid. That's ridiculous, And yeah, for sure, that's gonna you understand

that this is going to be fine, all right? Well, we're gonna call Kate right now and try and get your second date update. Okay, that would be so great. Thanks guys. All right, I'm down the phone number now here we go. Hello, Hi, can I talk to Kate please? This is she Hi Kate, My name's young Jeffrey from the radio. Do you have a moment to chat? What's this about? This is about something that we do on our show called a second date update. Okay, what does

that mean? You're very business like. That's a good point. That's a fast okay. It's it's where someone reaches out because I want on a date, and then they're getting blown off. So we call that person try and figure out why. Um yeah, I guess um okay, so explain it to me. Oh my god, you're stressing me out. It's just someone likes you and you're not calling them back, and they want a second chance. They want to explain themselves. Okay. And the person who reached out about you, his name

is Ray. Oh. I know it's a little different because you and Ray never actually went out. I mean he was over an hour late, Like who does that? Yeah? Ray does? Yeah. And you know what, I wasn't even going to go out with him after he showed up anyway, Well, what I mean, he had a really good reason for being late. Did you hear him out at all? No, I just saw him pull up in my driveway, so I didn't need to hear what he had to say. It may have changed your mind if you actually heard

his excuse. Well, whatever, he was driving American? What like that matters the car? The car was American? Is American? Maid? Duh, I just said that. Okay, I'm just trying to clarify. I don't get it either. So you're not calling him back because of the car he was driving. Yeah, you'd think that he would be driving like a Maserati or Mercedes, or like a Beamer, but he was in a Ford and like, I'm not going to be caught dead in

a Taurus. Wait, hold on, why would you assume people are in a Beamer in a Maserati Because in his dating profile it's said that he makes over six figures, and like, you don't drive a Taurus when you're making over six figures. That's actually not true. You do drive a tourist if you're making over six figures and you're good with your money. Because cars are waste of money. Brooks rich and she drives a Subaru. That sounds really lame. Actually, Like, if you have a ton of money, don't you want

people to see it, you know what I mean? Like, they don't have to ask me what I make if I'm driving a Jaguar or whatever. So you do know someone's rich if the driving Jack. Well, it is kind of weird to put that in your dating profile, to brag about money and then not brag about it in other areas of your life. I could see absolutely that. Okay, you know what You're right. Ray should answer these questions. Ray, explain yourself. I would love to explain myself. Ray. Yeah,

we didn't tell you. Ray has actually been on the other line listening during this whole conversation. That's how these work. You didn't tell me that he was on the other line. I thought I was just talking to you guys. Yeah, sound pretty passionate about your stance on American made cars. I mean absolutely. I mean, what is the point of having money if you're not going to spend any of it? Yeah? Y yeah, where's your Porsche? Ray? Hold On? Hold on?

Why do I spend my money on a car that just loses money the moment i'd buy it, Like, I'd rather spend my money on experiences and like enjoyment in life. Girls don't want experiences enjoy they want material things. Ray, I don't need a nice car, but the guy that I'm with us so that like I can feel great in it. You know, are you for real? Like yes

to you? Yeah, when you're with a man who has a nice call, like everyone knows that you're safe and secure, and like that's the guy that's gonna take care of I don't know if you've seen like the consumer reports like on the Taurus, but it's pretty safe you're gonna live through any of this. It's sure, we're gonna have a nice dinner wherever we go. I don't know why why would you pup to a valet in a Taurus? You know, like the valet point the valet's not going

to take it for like a chest drive full. Hey wait a minute, you're basing like listen to yourself. You're basing your dating decisions off the valet thinks of who you're out with. Like that is such a stupid idea. I think that's actually like it's how I feel, and that's what I like and that's what makes you feel good? Yeah, women empowerment there, No, it's not. It's materialism. If you want to in a powerful car that goes from zero

to one hundred and under three, I feel you girl. Yeah, I mean you show up and that's first impression and it didn't seem fun. Doesn't matter. We're kind of car drive. I have money. I make tons of money. I just don't waste it on dumb cars. All right, then tell me one thing that you've actually spent money on, Like, it doesn't have to be a car, just something that's fun. Like what have you bought that's expensive that I like? This real? That's what you want to know, Like what

you pleasure money on? Like, yeah, put your money where your mouth is. Seriously, I want to know for your information. For my mom's birthday, I bought a Louis Vaton handbag. That's pricing. I didn't know that. That's interesting? And like do you buy gifts for people like lots of time? What? No, stop, Kate, you are the most materialistic, superficial person I've ever heard. I don't really need to hear from you. I'm asking

raid the questions. Okay, oh all right, Ray, what's your answer? Yeah, Brooke, support women for once? Yeah, I mean I spend money on people that mean along to me. Okay, well maybe I was just a little harsh before. But you know what, if you apologize to me, then I can give you another chance. A coincidence? Okay, this is going better? Is it? Is it going better? This sounds terrible to me. I was trying to tell you when I got there, I

was sorry. I like, I've never even told you the story about like myself, So I'm like, these guys have all heard it. Yeah, well I know, but like, can't you save that story for our next date? All right? I think that's my queue to jump in here and ask Kate, would you like to go out on another date with Ray? Here? We'll pay for it, I mean, actually, better yet, Ray will prove how much money he has by paying for it himself. Hey, guys, let me send my money for the third date. All right, we're back

to paying for it again. Wait, Kate, are you going out with him again? I think so because he seems really down to earth that's yours. Did you not hear about his Louis handbag for his mom? I mean, yeah, Brook, shame on you. Yea, Hey, there is no way you want to go out with this woman. I don't see the problem of going out with her. Worried. Kate's whole idea for her future plan is just to marry a rich dude. That's not a plan. It sounds like a

pretty solid plan to me, Kate. It's not a plan, Kate. Ray, Just so you know, the next date, we're going to take my car. Oh what do you drive? Yeah, exactly, I've got it. Curious now, Well, it doesn't matter, Ray, It's better than anything that you have. I've got money on a Jetta anybody else. Look all right, well I think this is a success. Congratulations you two. Oh my god, thank you. You're gonna have beautiful, rich babies together. Perfect. See, guys,

it's not about the type of car you drive. No, it's just about how much money you have. That's what we learned. That's where true love is moving ninety two point five

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