Second Date Update PODCAST: Halloween Haunt That Booty

and now she's not calling him back. What's up, Thomas? Hey, what's up? Guys? How are you? I'm okay, Thomas. Isn't it like an unwritten rule about Halloween hookups that they just stay there? Like there's never a real relationship that comes out of these things. I don't think so. I think you can find love at a Halloween party. I mean it's a social gathering, a hopeless romance. Find love anywhere if you know how to look for it, and apparently you do, Thomas. So, who's the girl that you

want us to call today? What's her name? Alexa? Alexa? All right? And how did you meet Alexa a front of mine through this huge hableween party. There's a ton of people there, but this one chick in particular, this girl Alexa. I didn't know her, but she was dressed as a witch. Not like a sexy witch, but not like a horrifying witch, just a witch. She was a normal witch. She was a normal witch. Okay. Did you approach her immediately at the party or did you wait

a while before you made your move? I kind of watched her from a distance for a while, like Juan, Yeah, that's what I like to hear. I sort of skulked around behind her the entire party. It wasn't like stalking her. I was just kind of like early fall, check in see where she was. Okay, all right? And then when did you let her know that you had been watching her? When did you strike? Well, it's gonna sound bad. I didn't strike, but I just couldn't figure out a way

to get up and talk to her. I kept waiting for to talk to someone that I knew, so that I could ingratiate myself into the conversation, right, But she was talking with circles of people that didn't know. So I decided I was going to try and scare her. That's a good movie. Yeah, yeah, because frightening a woman is a great way to meet them at a Halloween party. That's perfectly acceptable. That's why you take women those to horror movies, because you know that fear reflex also turns

you all a little bit. And I say, you're hoping to scare the horny into her, exactly right, And did it work for you? Well, here's the problem. She was carrying around as part of her custom. She had this cauldron with her and it had like smoke billowing out

of the cauldron. But I saw her at one point start to head down this hallway towards a bathroom, and so I ran through the kitchen and there was another entryway into that hallway, so I hid behind the doorframe, and as she passed by, I just jumped out and went, ah, what did she do? Did she dropped her cauldron? She dropped the cauldron. Oh no, the cauldron didn't break, but it did still And I'm guessing it was dry ice. If there was smoke, was dry ice. Yeah, how are

you going to clean that up? Well, everyone at the party, all we remember about dry ice is what we learned in science class in fifth grade, so nobody wanted to touch it. Yeah, everyone was just freaking out dancing around it. So well, how did she take the prank? I mean, did she like it? Or was she angry that you made her? So I immediately apologized to her. I'm so sorry. Oh my gosh, I was just trying to freak out.

I was looking for a reason to talk to you because I think you're the cutest witch I've ever seen. I guess I made the wrong choice. I'm sorry. I scared you. Let me get you a drink that would be great. Thanks, But can I ask? I never asked what were you dressed as? This whole time? I need the full picture here. I was dressed as zombie Steve Jobs. Oh, and I had just like a black turlneck on black pants. I had a big hole in my side, like a rib sticking out, and one of my eyes was kind

of bulgy. I have a friend that does makeup, and he made it look pretty gruesome. All right, So you looked like a horribly decomposed Steve Jobs exactly. Every woman wants that, So I'm assuming as soon as she saw your costume, she was already on board. Well, I don't know if she has a fetish for zombies or not, or she's just really into walking dead, but she seed into it. And how is the conversation between you two? It was great. I mean we just chatted about all

kinds of stuff. The music was pretty good, so we danced for a little while, okay, and then by the end of the night we started making out a little bit. She had to take off her witch nose so I could get to her mouth, and you were thankful that that was actually a fake nose. In my ameebriation, there was a moment was like, man, I hope that nose comes off. You guys obviously liked each other. I mean, she made out with you and everything else. But have

you talked since the party? Well, she has not returned my text. I texted her to the day after and I got nothing. Then I texted her again the next day and still nothing. And I texted her again later that day, which, yeah, I felt weird about. I hate playing that text game with girls. So now it's been a few days and I'm kind of wondering, Okay, are you having second thoughts? So you pissed about the dry eyes, did you find a burn on your ankle and there

you're bad at me? All right? So you you really have no idea why she wouldn't want to talk to you. I have no idea, but I appreciate a man who over analyzes just like a woman. Oh my gosh, so much. And we'll help you out. Then we'll play a song. Come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, cool, thank you? All right, man, hang on looking jubile in the morning sep Right in the middle of a second

date update. And if you're just joining us. The best way to make a first impression on a lady is, of course, to scare the crap out of her the moment that you meet her. Women love that, and nobody knows that better than Thomas, who was on the phone right now for a second date update. He actually met the girl that he wants to call at a Halloween party,

and that's what he did. She was walking down a hallway and he jumped out from behind the door, scared her so bad that she dropped the cauldron that she was holding. She was dressed as a witch and had a cauldron that was billowing smoke out of it. She ended up dropping dry ice all over the place and then they had to call in a hazmat crew to clean it up. Well, not really all that, he thinks. Maybe that's the reason he's not getting a call back. But they still did in the night by making out,

so she didn't seem too upset by getting scared. But he hasn't talked to her since that party, and we're about to get her on the phone and find out why she's not calling him back. So you can't think of anything that you did wrong besides the cauldron thing. I'm taxing my brain, and I really thought it was a good night. I thought we had fun, all right, So no explanation. Well, I'll dial the phone number right now then see if we can get her on the

phone and find out. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello. Can I speak to Alexa? Please? Hi? Yes? Is she hey? Alexa? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning, m Jebol from Brook and Jubal in the morning, Brook and Jewbil in the morning and Jubowl in the morning, Brook and Jewbowl in the morning. I think we should let's say it again, make it more true. We are Brooke and jewel in the morning. Okay, why

are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you because you recently met one of our listeners and he's been trying to get a hold of you, but you're not calling him back. So he asked us to get you on the phone and try to reconnect you. Really, that's really weird. Who is Well? His name is Thomas. Do you remember Thomas. I know one Thomas, a co worker, and I don't think that that's him. I don't know. He could be he could be your co worker. I have no idea. It's a guy that you met at a Halloween party.

Oh that Thomas, Yeah, that Thomas Steve job zombie right. Well, Thomas emailed us because he said that you guys hung out at that party and he really enjoyed spending time with you, and you told him to text you after and you guys could go out on a date. But apparently he's tried and you're not responding to him. So he thought maybe we could get you on the phone and find out why. Oh my goodness, Um, yeah, what a bummer. I'm a bummer that we're calling. I mean,

you know, it's just a bummer. It's unfortunate what is unfortunate. You know, sometimes it's just, oh, this is really hard. You know, how we can meet someone and later on he realized that they're not necessarily the person that he thought that you were meeting. Yeah, so he was dressed up as a zombie Steve Jobs. Did you realize that he actually wasn't a zombie Steve Jobs? And that's what upset you? Wait a second, I guess in a weird way. Yeah, you're right. Wait, I am right that you were upset

that he wasn't a zombie Steve Jobs. Well, you know, I thought the costume was really cool. I love Steve Jobs, and you know, he had the black turtleneck, his makeup was really cool. And after I met him, I went on Facebook and I checked him out and yeah, oh, you're not attracted to him, Ario, No, I obviously had a bad case of costume goggles. Costume goggles. I've heard the term beer goggles, but I've never heard the term

costume goggles. Yeah. You know, as soon as I saw him without the makeup, without the blood, he just looks kind of like a different person. Blood Sometimes when you cover up your face, you just can't tell what you look like at all right, right, I saw his picture on Facebook without the makeup on, and it's just not what I expected. So, in other words, he's more attractive

to you with a bunch of zombie makeup on. That sounds horrible, I know, I know, but I mean maybe he's just not very photogenic, Like, wouldn't you want to see him in person? And because you know some people aren't, you know, I don't want to riff that awkward meeting of seeing him in person, and it's still be a disappointment. Yeah, you're like, hey, so remember that costume you had on?

You think you could wear that? Right now? You know what else is awkward, Alexa What He's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you, and he heard what you just said. Yeah, Thomas, I'm so so sorry. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm just more attracted to me when I have an eyeball hanging out of my head. Oh. I don't know what to say. I know it sounds weird to say, but I just found you more attractive as the zombie guy. I'm just

trying to wrap my head around this. You were attractive enough to me to make out with me and dance and chat for like three hours. But once you looked at the pictures of me without zombie makeup on, you were less attractive to me. I went onto Facebook expecting one thing, and then it turns out that it's not what I thought it was going to be. I don't think I'm a bad looking guy. Am I really unattractive? No,

You're not bad looking. You're just not my type. And I just thought that you looked better as a zombie. Think about it like this, Say that I made out with Orlando Bloomed, and then the next day I found out that it was Johnny Depp. There's nothing wrong with Johnny Depp. I'm just not into Johnny Depp's but you're still Johnny Depp. Yeah. I see a lot of people like Johnny dep but I'm just more into Orlando Blue. I guess I see what you're saying. It makes sense,

you know, weird way. But it's like if I made out with Megan Fox and then the next day I was like, oh, no, it was Scarlett Johansson. Maybe I'm more into Megan Fox, but I'm still gonna be like, oh hell, I'd make out with Scarlett Johnson some more. Yeah, there you go, Alexa, using your own logic against you somehow. I'm really confused. But what were you looking on Facebook? Your profile? Tick? I never even found your last name, so I couldn't do the proper stalking. I don't know

if maybe your pictures aren't so good either. Point, you haven't seen her without her witch makeup on. I mean she took her nose off and that was it. Yeah, I mean I am talking to you, and I thought we really got along, and you even at one point stopped and said, you're a really good kisser. Look, you know there was a lot of alcohol involved that night as well, so you know I can't remember that. God, how would you feel if the tables were turned on

you right now? Well, I would be understanding. Everyone has their preferences, you know, not everybody's going to find me checktive, I call BS on that. All right, I'll tell you what, you go out with me again. I'll wear just the eyeball and we'll slowly transition into regular me. How about that. That's a good idea, Thomas, Alexa, would you like to go out with Thomas again or for a first time? Really? Because you just met at a party and didn't have

an actual date. Would you like a date with Thomas? We will pay for it. Come on, Alexa, this is your chance to prove yourself not so shallow. Will you send me the other pictures? And then I can't decide do you even still want to go out with her? At this point? You know what I do. I want to prove a point to her. It's less about the actual date and more about just proving that you're still good looking without zombie makeup on. Yes, I want to show her that I can be attractive without looking like

a dead person. Oh wow, okay, so you guys will go out then, Alexa? If he sends you pictures and you approve, yeah, I guess I can do that. All right. Well, congratulations Thomas, you kind of got a second date. Thanks. Depended on the photos, I guess yeah, passed the test. Alexa, Get ready, because I'm gonna send you some really good shots. I don't know, nothing, nothing dirty, just the way you

said be on the lookout. Papa is about to send some really good shot steer in broken juwil in the morning text in at seven eighty five to nine two that says, hey, I can't blame her most guys look better with makeup on hashtag no filter, of course. About today's second date update if you missed it, Thomas wanted to call a girl named Alexa. They met at a

Halloween party, had a great time, he said. They even made out a little bit at the end of the night, exchange numbers, and then she wasn't calling him back and he couldn't figure out why. We got her on the phone. We found out the reason is because he didn't look like a zombie anymore. Yeah, he was dressed as zombie Steve Jobs and apparently, from the sounds of it, had a really good costume. Was his eye bulging out and

everything else, And she wasn't attracted to him. When she went to his Facebook and saw him without makeup on She's like, Nah, he's just not my type. If it makes him feel better, I'm sure that he's not the only one that's going to have to deal with that response to yeah, there's a lot of you. There's one thing to wake up after just a night out and seeing who the person really looks like in daylight, and then Halloween just really exaggerates that. I do like the

fact that she used the term costume goggles. Though I've heard beer goggles a lot, but I've never heard costume goggles, and that's apparently what she had. They did agree to go out again. Maybe. He said that he has really good pictures and that he would send her those pictures and he swears that she'll be impressed by that and they will go out. She said, if she likes the pictures, then she will actually give him another chance. So good

luck to those guys. Know, she's so shallow. She had a great tie with him, great conversation, but a couple of photos and it's over well and he still wants to go out with her, I know. But then when we asked him at the end, he's like, I just want to prove a point that I do look okay without zombie makeup. What was that phone call gonna be? Like? She's like, listen, I reviewed the pictures. Finally go out

with you? Yeah? Yeah, I told you which picture was the clincher me text in at seven eight, five nine two did any of our listeners experience the same type of thing? And he costumed goggles from Halloween weekend? I would like to hear about that. It needs to be its own hashtag. Yeah, remember if you want a second day up date, I'll have to do his email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back shol in the morning