Second Date Update PODCAST: Guitar Guy Loves The Ladies

as I said it. And that's what Lance is. Lance is apparently a musician. Okay, stop it, ladies, stop it Lance. What's up, dude? How are you? I'm doing all right? How are you, guys? I'm good. I read your email about the date that you went on. The girl's name is Eliza, yes, sir, okay, and your email said that you invited her to a show. I did. I did? Oh you sly dog you? How'd you meet her? Well? I mean I don't mean to you know, and not embarrass myself, but I met her on Tinder like all

of us do. Ye is your Tinder profile? Pick you play in a guitar, not a guitar, but a banjo. Oh even worse. You're like himster dude, aren't you? Hey? Man, if I got a couple applies in my closet, it's not my fault. So you met her on Tinder and you guys started talking on tender How long before you guys actually went out? It was a couple of days because we started talking, and like first I was really attracted her because she's so like her picture is very beautiful.

So I invited her to a show because you know, usually that's like that's like a great way to kind of like start off eight, you know, kind of wish I wish I could sing or play an instrument. Man, I would constantly be like, yeah, come check out my show. Oh hey, exactly. Well, I mean it's easier that way because it's like something I'm comfortable doing, you know, instead of acting like the trying to make like conversation. At least I can do something that you know, I'm passionate about.

But how much time do you have at a show to actually get to know someone and go on a date with him. I feel like that's just you inviting her to show off. Yeah, right, Usually before my set, like you know, basically we got a drink before I went on. We got to talking because it's like, you know, the lull before the show actually happened, so we had some time to get to know each other after you were done with the drink, before you went to perform, did you say, daddy's got to work up direct and

maybe I should use that next? So did she seem into you when you guys met, like the first meeting at the bar? Yeah, it was great. I mean, you know, you've always got that like awkward internet meeting sort of thing where you like, is it you there? You go and like a number one. She is gorgeous. She has an amazing body, which you know that's my type. Yeah, but even more than that, like we had a good time and we laughed a bunch and she has this really like a door lap. I was really into it.

We had some jokes and they pulled some like basic stories, and then I had to go played my set like not too long of a time, forty five minutes and an hour. Was she thereafter? Did she stay after or did she hate your music and leave? No? She sayed, she sayed, hey man, hey man, I try to keep it, you know, I'm not too experimental, so you know, music's

all right, So this is embarrassing. But like she stayed after I finished playing, and there was a lot of people who kind of wanted to like meet and greet and like talk and people like fans and things like that. But the worst part was like seventy five percent of those people who like kept me from hanging out. We're like gals trying to get you know, yeah, getting your pants, just say it. Who doesn't want a hot banjo player.

I don't know what it is, but a banjo player who also plays a good guitar now and then is a little irresistible. I don't know either way. There were a bunch of gals looking pretty sort of you know, puppy dog eyed at me and like I don't want to be a leave. Yeah, but all these people are there, and she came up to me and said something like, you know, I did you see you're busy. I didn't want her to go. It's like no, no, no, no, I promise I'll just get rid of these people. I

gotta get a drink somewhere else. And like at that moment, this gal came up to me and just handed me her phone number and like and Eliza was like, you know what, you're busy. I gotta go and she left. Did you say anything about the phone R? Did you or did you like throw it down in front of her and be like, oh god, I you can't do that. You can't be like, hey, you know, I sounded like I had my foot in my mouth the whole time. It's like, it's not what you think. But didn't you

expect this? I mean, I assume that this happens at the end of every show, like, well, it happened, sure, but like this night just seemed to be like a lot of people flooding me and it just it just was like the perfect storm. You know. It's like the one night you invite a girl to come watch you perform, every single girl that wants to hook up with you after the show is in attendance. Yeah. I mean, I guess some people would think that's like a great problem to have, but in my case, it was a really

not so great thing. I will say. I mean, I think musicians are hot and everything, and especially for one night stands, but if I was looking for a relationship with a person, I would be tentative. I mean, you guys have a stereotype of not being super faithful, and there's a reason for it, totally. I totally get that, but really that's not my vibe. I want to meet someone that's like, you know, we can have a really

cool thing together and like have a relationship. And I know there's like the stereotype of like the rock star and is knocking boots with everyone in the audience, But I just I wanted to kind of introduce her to the stuff that I'm really passionate about and then maybe that would lead into something else. So you want to tell her that the only boots you want to knock our hers? Hey man, there's a song in that, you know, after she left, after you were getting sworn by people.

How long has it been since you talk to her. It's been like three days, and I feel like a total loser. But I'll be honest with you, guys. I've been texting her like every day, you know, trying to kind of tell her that I'm still into this, you know, But they haven't heard back from her. And what do

you say in your text messages? Are you apologetic or yeah, I mean I told her that I know what it looked like, but it's not that, you know, I'm trying to like make jokes and then you know, I'm just telling her that, like the time we had before I played the set was really awesome and I'd like to get better. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call

her and get your second date update. All right, okay, all right, man, hold on looking jubil in the morning update right in the middle of a second date update. And that is the sultry sound of Spanish guitar. Why am I playing that? Because Dance is on the phone with us and Lance wants to do a second date update today. He's a musician. He met a girl name Eliza on tender and invited her to come check out

his show. She went, and then after he was bombarded with sexy ladies who wanted a piece of Lance, and he wasn't able to hang out with Eliza, so she said, hey, I gotta go. Um maybe we can hang out again, and she hasn't answered any of his phone calls. He thinks that's the reason why, because after his set he was really busy talking to fans, most of whom were female, and it might have turned her off. All right, Lance, are you ready to give her a call. I totally

am yes. And that one fan that gave you her phone number while your date was standing there, you didn't call that girl too, right? No? No, I didn't do that. Yes yet, if this doesn't work out for you, that's a yes from him, Like I can clear this all up, you know, like and apologize. I feel terrible, right, Okay, I'm gonna dollar phone up right now and get her on the phone and find out if that is the problem. Hello, Hi is Eliza. There is Hey Eliza. How are you?

This is jew Bil from brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, do you have a second to talk about something? We do have a listener to our show who knows you and asked us if we could get you on the phone to ask you a couple questions. You know what, I'm really I'm not interested. It sounds I'm not really interested. What if I say the name Lance Lance? Yeah, he's a musician. You guys met on Tinder. He went to

his show. Yeah. Wow, you know a lot. I know a lot because we talked to Lance and Lance told us about how you guys met and he also told us that you're not calling him back, and he wants to see you again, So he asked us if we could get you on the phone and find out why you're not getting back to him. Interesting, Was it too much like you were a little overwhelmed with all the attention he got at the end of the show? Wow, he told me about that too. Okay, he told you

a lot. Yeah, Well, we talked to him about your date. He told us he really liked you, by the way, but he says that he thinks you might have been turned off because after he was done performing, there were a lot of girls talking to him and he didn't really have time to pay enough attention to you. Yeah, I mean that didn't really work out. That was kind of rude. He seemed sincerely sorry for putting you in that position, though. Well, I mean, you have to have fans, right,

I totally get it. You're you know, you're a musician. You have to have a fan base in order to do well, right, But it says all of his fans were girls. So bad, So you're saying that he's getting a fan base by flirting with women, And that's when I witnessed. So you don't think they just liked him because of his music? Oh? Yeah, I mean they definitely liked him because of his music. I mean, after a few songs, I could definitely notice a bit of a trend.

Every single one of his songs is about a different girl, Like every single one has a different name in it, really different girls. Oh yeah, oh yeah, Like it's all like it's all sexual stuff or I mean no, it's not all sexual. I mean like some of it's like emotional, you know, oh my heart's breaking all that stuff. Like like there was one I think it was called Mandy's Eyes. I think it was one of them's eyes. Oh he's

like actually naming the song after oh yeah, yeah. And the next song was about someone named Lucy, And then there was a Zoe at one point that was like, it's kind of impressive that he could like fit Zoe into a song. Was he giving background like this is for the girl Zoe who broke my heart into million

pieces right after Lucy broke it before. Yeah, but like he would be very vague about it, so it would be more like this is a time when I felt like my heart got ripped out of my chest, but like the first time or something, you know what I mean, So you wouldn't like talk specifically about that girl, but then you'd go into the song and you'd be like, oh, okay, so another one. I mean, Taylor Swift does that and

she makes billions and billions of dollars. I mean, that's kind of what a lot of artists do, right, But like, I don't know that she's surrounded by like boys at the end of the night who are giving her their number. You know, everybody's trying to be the next Lucy. What I'm saying, I mean I couldn't tell if he was talking about a previous relationship or a current one or like he has, and lord knows, I don't want to

become a subject of one of his songs. Hey, Eliza, thank you for being honest with us and telling us what happened on your date. I appreciate it. Yeah, totally, you know that is what it is. Yeah, well, I feel like I must be honest with you at this point and let you know that Lance is actually listening and wants to talk to you. Wait, I'm sorry what. Yeah, Lance is on the other line and he wants to talk to you. Are you kidding me right now? No? Lance?

Are you there? Did you go away? I'm here? Hey, Eliza, I'm sorry that it has to be this way, but I mean, this is the only way I could do it, because you wouldn't respond to any of my texts or calls or anything. I thought we had a great time, you know, Yeah, sure we had a great time. In the beginning. We were laughing, joking around. But you know, I was trying to be nice and thank you at the end of the night. But do you know that one of the groupie girls elbowed me aside, like just

like right, digged her elbow right into my ribs. And I'm not joking you. I'm not joking here when I tell you, she said, back off, Honey, I'm getting into Lance's pants tonight. I kind of want to high five up for some reason. I'm sorry, Liza. Well, that doesn't okay, A number one doesn't happen very often like that. It just seemed like a perfect storm. And two, I didn't get into anybody's pants that night. I went and had a milkshake by myself and then I went home. Oh,

a typical art is something an artist would say. I mean, that's fine, good for you. I'm not you know, you could have got laid probably like fifty times that night if you wanted to do so. It's not like if I wanted to, but I didn't. I really thought we had a great time before, and I'm sorry that it had to happen that way. And I know it looked

really terrible. I know that it looked really stupid, and like, I cann'tly imagine that you felt you know how you felt me left, But I just wanted to have another chance to show you that, like, hey, it's not what happens all the time, and like too, I think we could have something cool and special, and I'd just like another chance. Lance come on, every single one of your song references a different girl you've been with, Like who was backdoor Jen? By the way, back door j hold On,

hold On, hold a back door Jen. That song is a total joke. That song is a joke song. And if you've been to like, I mean, how is it? How is it? You know it was a joke. I Every single song you sang had a different girl's name in it, every single one. It's not it wasn't just a groupie situation that that turned me off. That was the icing on the cake. It was the song. You know, I just don't want to be. I just don't want to be another notch in your belt. You know, I'm

I respect myself more. I don't want you to be another notch on my belt. I want to get to know who you are. I want to like have a good time with you, Eliza. How could you not believe him? And like all of his actions back up what he's saying. Well, it's just what he's saying, right, I don't know for a fact that he didn't go home with anyone else. But why are you so worried about it? You just

met him, like, give him another chance? Yeah, And I know it's taking a risk, but I'm I guess I'm just asking you to take that risk, you know, or what I'm going to be in one of your songs if I don't take that risk. Come on, I don't write a song about like every girl ever dated. But okay, if I never get a second date with you, I promise you I will never write a song about you. Eliza, would you like to go out with Lance again? We'll

pay for a second date. Before you that question, I've been going out of my mind and I wrote I wrote you a little something. Are you kidding? Me this is I'm gonna is that? All right? Guys, if I play a little I go for it the first time you let's hear it Aler Flowers that Lis Frock. Yeah, and I've been longing so long that I just wrote hue was song. Man. I kind of like it, Eliza, Liza and I don't mean to be a shock, all right, But then other girls they crumbled down my lass say again, adorable,

go out with him again. That wasn't a bad song about you. Was just saying that he wants to go out again. Come on, I promise I will never play it ever. Say yes, I will give you one more date, but we cannot go to one of your shows. I take where we go. All right? Awesome you too, Congratulations you guys. I think Eliza you made the right choice. Lance. Good work on getting a second date. Oh thank you brother. You guys help me out so much. Hey, can you help us out now that the second date is over?

Would you mind singing us a real quick song to get us out of this whole thing? A real quick song, Yeah, just like something to get us out of the second date. Update would be awesome? All right, great, hold on second, it's done. This date is happening. Thank you can't you got right in the morning. Texting at seven eight five nine two says I think you guys just talked to the male Taylor Swift talking about today's second date update. This guy named Lance, who was a guitar player and

a musician. I wanted to call a girl name Eliza. Their first date was at one of his shows. He said, come check out my show, and she was there and she watched it, and he said, after the show, a lot of girls approached him like they always do, because apparently he's hot and he can sing, so women seem to like that. I am very, very very jealous of me. Yeah, alright, fine, yeah, you're sexy and he's singing whatever. But she didn't want to call him back because apparently all of his songs

are about other women and their titles are even women's name. Yeah. I mean, it's one thing to sing about love in general, but very specific. She was scared she would be the subject of one of his songs and she didn't want to date him. Probably wants it a little bit, Yeah, I mean, like, you don't want to be a song subject. But on the other hand, that'd be Catechal. That's how

it works. Me and j will I take girls in comedy shows and afterwards we always do meet and greets, and it kind of backfires, like girls are like, oh my god, you talked to all these girls. They are like, but I'm going home with you. Yeah, they like that, or they're like, I hope you never write a joke about me when you date them, and they're like, so did you talk about me on stage? Yeah? Right, all right.

He ended up actually getting a second date though, because he sang her a song yeah in the second date update, and that would her and she's like, all right, I'll give you another show. He was darling. I'm sorry. I would have fallen for that in like two seconds. Yeah. A lot of people are texting at seven, eight, five to nine to two saying they want dates with this guy. Yeah, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back