Second Date Update PODCAST: Golfer Surprise

person going to know who we're talking about? That's a good question, okay, And I don't know why he doesn't want to use his real name. If he's maybe in the witness protection program, that's obviously what we should go to first. Or if he's maybe trying to have an affair and doesn't want his wife to find out about this, or maybe his real name is just super sad and embarrassing like Stevie Shartz, Oh terrible name, or will whack me? I don't know, you don't forget? Will whack me about? No,

you won't. Let's talk to him first. What fake name would you like to go by? And why are you hiding your identity? Hey, guys, I'm gonna be using Green Chip Green. Okay, Chip, why make such a lame fake name? Chip? His name? Sorry to all of our listeners name Chip out there? What do you want his name to be? Like renegade? Yeah? Why is a bad ass? Why are you hiding your identity? So here's the thing. I am a professional golfer, and people would know who I am

if I said my name. Okay, you know what, that's not true. I wouldn't know who you were if you said your name unless your Tiger Woods. I'm not Tiger Woods. Okay, that I wouldn't have known you. Now I get the name Chip Green, I get it. Yeah, that's clever. Could have been rough fairway Yeah no, okay, I didn't think that was apparently is not on par Alright, this is going to be a long call, all right, Chip, So Chi, tell us about the woman that you want us to

call today. What's her name? Her name is Stephanie? Okay, and I'm guessing since you're a professional athlete that you don't often not get a call back, you would be correct. Okay, okay, So how did you meet Stephanie the dating website? Like you know? Okay, Cupid, but it's specifically for elite millionaires, executives four stars like myself. So do the women on this site also have to be that elite? No, they kind of just have to look good. I mean there's

no nets from them. Okay, So this is like a sugar daddy type situation at all. It's a way to find a different class of people, you know, for people like me who are in the public eye and you know, I'm looking for a real connection. So you actually want a relationship? Oh? Absolutely? So what about her stood out? She was I mean probably the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. She was stunning. She was gorgeous. You do you have any more adjectives for how attractive she was?

I mean, it's a dating site, so you know, looks are the first thing I noticed. Then I read her profile and she seemed funny and smart. She has a college casement. She's basically checking all your boxes before you even met her. Oh yeah, absolutely. And so what were you feeling when you're going into this date? Are you nervous? Oh? Yeah, I was definitely nervous because I was like, oh, I don't want to blow this. Are you more nervous going into this day or doing the eighteenth hole where you're

going to win the tournament? You know what the date, because I know that I'm probably going to make that shot. Okay, okay, what did you guys? What did you guys decide to do for the date. So she had said that she is not easily impressed, So I rented a helicopter. Oh damn, I picked her up in the helicopter, flew us out, get into a Rolls Royce that I read it, Oh my god, in the helicopter. Why did I never date a really rich superstar? Like? What is my problem? But

it gets better. Drive Rolls Royce. Beautiful scenery. We're talking get to like a harbor, you know, like a yacht club. Oh of course, not a boat. It's a yacht. So we have like first class dining experience on this boat. I mean, is she what is the vibe like between you two through all of this? I mean, I think it's pretty good. Okay, Like we were having this expensive date, but it was talking about real stuff. Okay, But this is the part where I think she was really impressed.

So you know, we're talking about like hobbies, and I said, you know, I love my dogs all that sort of thing. But I recently started collecting diamonds. Wait a minute on the phone, off you stop it. I have a professional golfer hood collects. We talked about some really down to earth stuff, cliften. It's a serious thing. And then what what happened? Well, we had dessert and then I had paid for a firework show over the harbor. Oh gosh, how are you going to ever come back on your

second date and up this at all? Well, but I can't even get a second date with her, so I can't even try at this point. Okay, Well, so I mean, how did this all end for you? How did the evening end? After the fireworks were done? So, you know, the evening was winding down, and I told her, I said, I've got this whole yacht for the whole weekend, no pressure. If you want to stay in the night, you can. You can have your own cabin. We don't have to sleep in the same bed, but you know, no pressure.

She said no, that she had stuck to do the next day. So I drove her back to the helicopter. I was staying on the yacht for the weekend, because I mean, you know, why not. And then I mean, what was the last moments before she got on the helicopter. Well, Wen, it's like a nice kiss goodbye, and then you know, she waved her windows like the helicopter was going up, and that was it. That's the last I've heard from her.

I mean, it could be that she just met a better millionaire on that same dating website, someone that actually owns a yacht. If she's I mean, if she you described her as the most beautiful woman on that dating site that the elite people are on, maybe she's got options if you say so. But like I mean, at least like a text, you know, even if I had taken her tell like Arby, I would want to test. I was like, thanks for dinner, and she gave you

nothing afterwards. Nothing, that's cool, rude, But they did. I mean, last time I hung out with a diamond collector, I at least said that was great. Yeah, she at least gave some over the shirt stuff. Yeah, but I don't know. Okay, let's let's call Stephanie. We'll play a song, come back, and we'll get you a second date update. Okay, all right, thanks guys. All right, if you're just tuning in, we are hashtag blessed because we've got a athlete on the

phone for a second date update. Not sure exactly who he is because he asked not to use his real name instead, he wanted to use the alias Chip Green because he's a pro golfer. I just got it, Chip, Yes, just now got it at chip onto you know the Green Yeah, And we already have a bunch of people texting in guessing who you are. But Chip met a gorgeous woman named Stephanie on a dating app for ultra rich and famous people. He took her on a date

that would honestly put the bachelor to shame. He rented a helicopter which flew them to a Rolls Royce that he'd rented, which drove them to a private yacht where they enjoyed a catered dinner cooked by I assume celebrity chef Bobby Flay, and then to finish off the night, he paid for a fireworks show over the harbor where the yacht was moored, and he offered to let Stephanie stay with him on the yacht for the weekend in her own private cabin, but she declined and ever since

she's gone completely silent. So he wants some answers. Is that right, Chip? Yeah, though, that's pretty much it. But don't forgot I collect diamonds and we did talk about that. Oh yes, excuse me, I apologize for not mentioning your new diamond collecting hobby. Chip. I mean you say you did all of this because she claimed to be not easily impressed. Yeah, exactly? Is there any chance to buy that she meant, like impressed by people's personality or the

intangible things that money can't buy. No, I don't think that that's what she meant. It's just so much like the firework show for me would have put it over the edge. You what are you compensating for? Is kind of almost what it feels like. Okay, well, don't you worry about that. But like I honestly, I don't think she ever thought that I would call her on it. You wanted to put your money where your mouth was, that is what you're saying a lot of the money exactly, Okay,

all right, it wasn't as much as you'd think. Yeah, I think we have very different ideas of what Buddy and humble Chip not bragging at all about his date. Let's call Stephanie. Right now and figure out why she's not getting back to you. You're ready, I'm all ready, Thank you guys. All right, here we go. I'm down on the phone number right now. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Stephanie please? This is she who's calling. This is the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

We're doing something called a second date update. Have you ever heard of that before? I mean I've heard of it. Okay, it's a positive. Yeah, that's something you've got the ears that have heard the things. Yeah, And so if you're not familiar with it, though, the way it works is if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can reach out to our show and we'll get a hold of them for you to try and figure out the reason why.

I mean, I haven't gone out on a date with any who hasn't called me back. Yeah. No, See, you're the person who's not calling back after the date and they're wanting to go out with you again, but you're not touching bass at all with them. You've ghosted them. I would tell you the name of the guy who's calling, but I don't know his name. It doesn't help. He's going by an alias. Yeah, that's been kind of sketchy. Well, he's trying to protect his image because he's sort of

in the spotlight a lot. He's a pro golfer. Oh, I don't know if I want to talk about this on the radio. What we're talking about? The date right like the helicopter rolls Roy's yacht fireworks date. Yep, I know exactly who you're talking about. Dude. He said that you didn't even text him back a thank you. Nope, I did not. Wow, that's yeah. Why would you be so cold to him after he went all out for you with this? I mean he must have spent thousands

and thousands of dollars on this date. Ah okay, So Stephanie, this was my theory, okay. I mean because he told us that the reason he did all that was because you said you weren't very easily impressed. I mean that had to impress you, right, Yeah, it was impressive. Was it too much? Because the fireworks show would have put me over the edge? That was a little bit too much. I mean it was pretty, but it kind of felt

like he was overcompensating. Okay. I mean, we're just hoping to get some answers for the guy, because he says he really likes you and he thought that you guys had a strong connection, and you're giving him nothing after the date ended. Well, there's a reason for that. What would that be? This is going to be embarrassing for him. I mean he already knows that. When he calls into our show asking for help, you basically sign up with the acknowledgement that you might hear something you don't want

to hear. It's kind of like the terms and conditions of doing this. Yeah, but also like we're using his fake name. We don't even know who this guy is. Well I don't either. What do you mean except I know who he's not? Okay, Okay, explain Okay, you know about this website where we met through. Yeah, we're like

the rich, elite, famous, super wealthy people date. Right. So I've dated another pro golfer and after the date I texted my ex, who I'm still friends with, because I just wanted some background on this guy because he just didn't fit the profile of golfers I've hung out with before. Something felt off okay, and so my ex said he would look into him, and he texted me back fifteen minutes later, and he was like, this guy doesn't exist. And I was like, what do you mean? And he said,

he's just not a golfer. He's not in the league or whatever it is. I don't really care about sports, so wait, wait, wait, he was lying about being a pro golfer. I mean, because that was his whole stick to us, was that he couldn't tell us his name because people would know him as a professional golfer. Right, he can't tell you his name because nobody will know him as a professional golfer. WHOA, But how do you

have all that money? Yeah? I don't know how he has that money, But I've already reported him to the website. I emailed and was like, this guy's a skim artist and you guys need to vet your clients more thoroughly. Well, geez, I don't know what to say anymore other than to tell you that he's been on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you. Are you very serious? Sorry? I'm sorry about that. I mean, I went though contact

with him for a reason. Well, don't you want to know why he's lying or where he got all this stuff from? I don't ever want to talk to him again. It's a little bit too late for that. Chips there. I think that's really cute you guys. Hey, Stephanie, what's up? Creep? Oh? All right, it's actually Chip. It's like, well quick, guys, right off the bat. I just want to say to you, Stephanie,

I didn't lie about anything. What huh? Do you want to find some pictures of yourself playing golf and text them to these radio people because nobody else can find any Well, I'll tell you you're never going to hear back from the website because they did set me and they know my networks. Oh my god. Okay, all confusing, man, you gotta explain. Apparently the other golfers on the tour don't know who you are. Can you just give up

the lie? Nobody's buying this? Okay, listen, I am a pro golfer, but it's mini golf that I'm a professional. An what you're a pro mini golfer? I I tour constantly and I make a really good living. Wow. Oh my god, oh wow, my goodness. I don't know what to say, Stephanie. How are you feeling? I feel exactly the same way I did before you guys called I just don't want to go out with him again. But I mean he's right, though, I will say he wasn't lying.

He's actually a I mean, I didn't know that professional mini golf existed, but so I used to say that I was a pro mini golfer on my website profile and people thought it was a joe. So I said, well, maybe he'll just change it to pro golfer and see and all of a sudden, now you're like, oh, a pro golfer. It was my paycheck. That's what you were interested in. You have to be wealthy on both ends

to get on this site. Hole. Stop trying to like pull yourself out of this by your tiny little That whole stairs type about mini golfers have a small is totally untrue. I guess I'll never find out. So do you do? We ask? Still, I don't know. I feel like maybe we should. This is the right time, uh, Stephanie. At this point, we'd like to offer you a second date with Chip, the mini golfer, not the pro real golfer. Would you like to go out with him? We'll pay

for it? No, thank you? Oh shocking? Are you sure I didn't see that you could lock down that pro mini golfer. I really, really really sure you guys. I'm done here, you know it? For you guys asked done with her? Oh she lost out on a mini golf pro. She lost that, too bad for her. You'll find a woman that loves mini golf just as much as you do. Don't be ashamed of what you do for a living man. Yeah, yeah,

you know what. You are absolutely right. Yeah you bogie this day, but the next one you're going to get an eagle, I promise. Do you still use those terms of mini golf? Yes? You do? Okay, right, right, hip, Well you don't have it quite right, but you know you're okay. Two point five