Second Date Update PODCAST: Golf Course Intercourse

very good at it. But there are so many dudes on a golf course that just try to hit on them NonStop, especially if you're like working the drink cart. Oh god, that's got to be the worst. Just old dudes being like you keep this coming around every three holes. There's another twenty bucks where that came from. By the way that I mentioned, I'm a CEO and I'm twice your dad's age. Let's go out sometime. So anyway, today's second day update started on a golf course and involves

an angry brother. That's pretty much all I know about it. It sounds like it should be a lot of fun. Peter, what's up? How are you a little pissed off? I'm doing okay today. Wait, So does that make you the angry brother or is there another angry brother involved? No, I think I'm the only angry brother on this call. Well let's check, is there another angry brother here? Nope? Jesse pe All right, cool, Your email was actually a little confusing, but I want you to explain what happened.

Why are you calling for a second day up date today? Okay? Well, I got invited buy my boss to this charity golf outing and he told me I could bring a guest because you did that play with him, and my sister is a golfer, so I brought my sister. Wait, hold on, we're not calling your sister for the second day update though? Right? Uh no, definitely, I don't want to date my sister. Things that have to be a sound Yeah. No. So we got paired with these two guys. They they work

for another company. I never met them before, but these two guys, Tyler and Max, and they see my good guys and we were having a good time. It's it's like a party tournament. Basically, there's there's shots at every whole people they're drinking, competition games, whatnot, raffle prizes that whole thing. So it's me and my sister, and it's these two guys, Tyler and Max. Okay, and drinks start flowing.

Tyler and my sister start hitting it off. The flirtation grows, and I'm thinking, what am I going to do about it? But throughout the round it was more and more they were distracted by each other, not even taking their shots, just giggling and like on like a little grassy hill somewhere making out while you guys are trying to play. It wasn't quite like that, but it might as well then. I mean, they weren't thinking about golf. Okay, So you were you angry at that point? Like were you mad

at your sister for ruining your game or no? I mean I it was whatever. It was fine, she was having a good time. I didn't know care. So way, it just continued the whole round, and by the end it was a little nine not gonna lie. It was just it was like me and his friend were just these awkward guys on their date. And it wasn't even like were blink golf. It was like where can we get the next drink? And towards the end of the round,

in the last few holds, they actually rode together. We switched carts and I was awkwardly riding with his friends. So it's I was like she was on a date and you were on a date with somebody new too cute. But that was just the beginning, because after the round, they had the raffle and the dinner and everything, and it was like she completely forgot I was even there.

We were still at the same table, but it's just it was like their second date at this point, and the drinks are flowing and meanwhile I'm her dd I'm driving her, So I'm basically a babysitter at this point. Yeah. Right, She's going home with him. She doesn't care about you, bro Okay, Yeah, well that would have been better than what happened. Because the raffle and the dinner was winding down, it was over, people were leaving, and I couldn't find my sister. And I mean I was literally the last

person in the ballroom and there was nobody. It was the people cleaning up. I don't know where my sister is. So I go out to the parking lot and people are leaving. I go to my truck to put my clubs and our stuff back, and there in the bed of my truck is my sister with Tyler. Oh, your truck has been christened. I think the word you're looking for is tainted. So two problems. When you got to burn your truck and two you saw your sister doing that in the back of your truck. Yeah, it was dark.

I didn't see much. I heard more than I saw, and I quickly walked away. Oh my god. But then you just have to wait till they finished. Like what do you do then? Like I just sitting on the curb, like, all right, mind of my own business, twiddle of my thumbs here. Yeah, you go on Instagram and you'd be really pissed off and you just sit there, just sit there and scroll through your Instagram feed for about how long?

How long are you there? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. So she she comes stumbling back my way, holding hands with this this douche Tyler, and I like, how we went from a good guy to a douche because now your truck is involved. Yeah. He walked her back, kissed her good night right in front of me, and then went to

shake my hand. I actually the most angry that I shifted his hand as he said, and I and he told my sister that he would call her, but she kept saying what a great guy he was, Like, she really thinks it was going to be something, And I started trying to be a supportive I'm her big brother, and the reason I'm calling is this guy ruins my whole experience and and now he's ghosting my sister after all that he goes through. My sister's really upset about it,

and which makes me furious. So wait, so you're calling for your sister so that we can call him and you can get her a second date. I don't want to get her a second date. I'm calling to find out why he dished my sister like that. I want answers. And if it's a good reason, are you going to be like, hey, will you go out with her again? Or? I mean, if there's a legitimate reason, sure, But I don't see how there could be when you just get someone's number and then you don't talk to them for

two weeks. Yeah, well he did more than get her number. I just want to remind you that he got thanks for that. Yeah, that's no problem. All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back, and then call him and find out why he's not calling your sister back and maybe end up getting your sister a second date. All right, thank you very much. You're welcome hangar, Brook and Jewel in the morning, and it's a beautiful day here for your second date update. The hills are a beautiful rolling green.

The grass has been perfectly manicured, while the employees of a company golf tournament get properly tuned up by taking shots on every single hole before the action really starts, because everybody knows the game really starts after the golf tournament, where the employees get even more tuned up and in the night by hooking up in the back of their brother's truck. It's the Master's a tradition unlike any other. Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Welcome back to the

second part of our second day update today. And why the golf intro. That's because Peter is on the phone and Peter doesn't want a second date Today. Peter wants to get his sister a second date, or at least find out why the dude that hooked up with her in the back of his truck at his company's golf tournament won't call her back. Peter, are you ready to go? Yeah? Peter, I forgot to ask you. Does your sister know you're doing this? No, she doesn't. You think she's gonna want that.

My sister's really upset about this. You really liked him, So all right, what's your sister's name? By the way, I never got her name? Leah? Leah. Okay, And when I call this dude for the second day update, I'm just gonna say that she wants to know before I bring you on the phone. Okay, all right, appreciate it. Well, let's do this. There's a slight easterly wind in the air, and I think it is the perfect time to dial the phone number, so let's dial away. Hello. Yeah, I'm

gonna speak to Tyler please. Yeah, you're talking to do him. What's up, Tyler Howard? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. What. Yeah, my name is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. Yeah, I know the show. I just what why are you calling? Oh? You do know the show? Do you listen a lot? Occasionally? Yeah? Wonderful occasionally is way more than most people do. So thank you, Tyler. I appreciate that. You're welcome to Why

exactly are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you today because somebody emailed us to do a second date update with you. You mean that, then you guys do when you go on a date with somebody but you don't like call him back, and then you guys follow up. Yeah, exactly. You are an occasional listener. Look at that. Yeah, but I haven't gone out with anybody. Well, technically that's true. Yeah, I guess you are right. This is a girl named Leah that you recently met at a golf tournament. She's

wondering why you're not calling her back. They didn't go on a date, weather, Yeah, but you still hung out with her. Yeah, I mean there's that crazy golf day. That's about it. I don' wouldn't call that a date. It's still fun like it sounds like you guys made a great connection. You spent most of the day together from what we know, from what I can remember. Oh, yeah, you guys. I mean, according to the report we heard,

everybody was hammered and you guys especially were very drunk. Okay, Yeah, I mean I know I was, But I still don't understand why she's wanted to call me. I don't even know, how did she get my number? I'm assuming you gave it to her after you gave it to her, And it sounds like you guys had quite a connection together. I mean, it seems pretty obvious to me why she'd want to go out with you again. We fired, We

had a good time kissed around the sixteenth Hole. But well, yeah, there's a there's a reason you probably would have gave her your phone number. Look. To be honest, I don't recall anything from that day. Mostly it was like the twelfth Holes, like the last thing I have that I can remember for real. Yeah, I remember twelfth Hole, and I remember getting home in a taxi cab. Dude, there is like a dinner, there was an auction, there was some other stuff after that. You don't remember any of that.

I've been told all of that happened. I don't have any memory. Okay, what's the last thing that I don't know? Somebody told you about that you don't remember? Oh, well, my friend took me there. The last thing he told me was that I wandered off and he didn't see me for a while. He couldn't find me, so he went home. And then that, and then I showed up at home in a taxi. Okay, Well, then have I got news for you, Peter. Well, obviously I gave Lee

on my phone number. You said that already. Yeah, you did a little bit more than that, though, I'm confused, no clue what you're talking about. I'm talking about hooking up with her in the back of her brother's truck. Was bloody? Yeah, yeah, no, no, what do you have zero memory of hooking up with somebody in the bed of a truck? Whoa what what? You're You're serious? Yeah? Completely serious? Oh, come on, guys, that didn't happen. I would have remembered that. Well, it sounds like you don't.

And I know somebody who does remember it, because I think it has burned into his memory for the rest of his life, whether he wants it to be or not. Yeah, brother, Peter, who actually saw you guys doing that? And he's on the phone and wants to talk to you right now? Wait what yeah, Filer, this is Peter Leah's brother. Hi. Oh my god, seriously, Hi, let's all you got to say.

I'm sorry? Could you say that again without it being such a question mark like you don't know what you're supposed to say, well, I'm just I mean, I'm just confused. I do. I'm sorry, are you? Are you confused about the fact that you're a real pie? Oh? Well, I'm not, man, I just don't remember anything, Peter. Don't you think that that's I mean, it's kind of a valid excuse why he hasn't called your sister back since he doesn't remember.

I'm glad to know that it wouldn't makes sense. But at the same time, I can't believe that my sister is feeling so terrible about missing out on hearing from a guy like you, a guy like me. I'm a really nice guy. I would have called her back. It's just a drink too much that day. It's just a circumstance. Okay, Well, if you're such a good guy, then why don't you call her back now that you know? Because I think she deserves an apology. I don't even have her number.

I don't even know what's going on. Wait, hasn't she like tried to get a hold of you at all? Hasn't she texted you tyler or called you. I'm not I'm not that I'm aware of I'm not getting not from anyone named Leah. I haven't gotten a call. You're a liar, dude. She says she's called you at least ten times left messages. Be a man, that's a lot of times. Oh, oh my god, that's the number. I'm glad that I'm happing to you, Tyler. Oh my god, I saw the number. I just avoided it because I

didn't recognize it. You know, I thought it was just a bill clicktor. I'm not going to check my messages if I think they're just trying to get money or sell me something. Okay, Well, now that you know whose number it is, i'd appreciate if you'd called my sister and apologize. Ah, you can. You can tell her I'm fired. You don't want to call her back. Look, it's it's I mean, whatever happened happened. I thought she was cute, but it wasn't like attractor didn't see anything going further

beyond just like a fun Okay. No, I don't want to hear anything else out of you, Tyler, other than I'm gonna call your sister and you're gonna ask her out on a proper date. Really, Um, I don't think I could do that. I think you And here's here's why you can, because if you don't, I happen to know who your boss is because that tournament you were at that was put on by my company. So if you don't remember what happened at that event, you don't call my sister, apologize and escrout on a date, I'm

going to report your actions back to your boss. What are you like black melling him right now? Peter, absolutely, Wait, why would your sister even want to go out with a guy who doesn't remember sleeping with her. I'm gonna give her the chance to turn him down if that's what she wants to do, But he's gonna man up and make the call, and if he doesn't, I'm gonna get him fired. WHOA come on, man, are you serious? You're gonna get me fired over this? Oh yeah, Oh

come on, guys, I think he's serious. Tyler. I would call her just saying it was a drunken mistake. Come on, can't you give me a pass on this? We've all done stupid stuff. It was a drunken mistake that happened in the back of my pickup truck. So I'm kind of taking it a little bit personally. Tyler. You got to make this right. In that case, Tyler, would you like to go out with Peter's sister Leah on a second date? We will pay for it. Well, I guess I don't have much of a choice. So yeah, this

is the start of a romantic story. It really is. Yeah, all right, good, I'll be expecting you to call her by tonight at the latest. Okay, okay, all right, well man, this is a beautiful love story. I can't wait for their wedding. I don't think there's gonna be a wedding, but all the Colner great. I'm certainly hoping that there isn't. All right, well, that's a successful second date update, both

of you guys. Take care all right, thank you? In the morning text in at five nine two that says, oh, Brooke and Jewel in the morning entertaining extortion along with your morning coffee. True, that's what we do here. We support the extortion in blackmail and all other types of crime. Really, Break and Jewel in the morning, talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, Peter wanted to call Tyler. They didn't go out together, but Peter took his sister

to a golf tournament. It was like a work golf tournament and his sister got very drunk and ended up hooking up with this dude, Tyler, in the back of his truck, not Tyler's truck, Peter the girl's brother's truck, and he saw it, and then the dude wasn't calling back, so Peter wanted to do a second eight update to confront him about it, and it turns out Tyler didn't remember a single thing and that's why he wasn't calling her back. I'm sorry, but in this whole thing, the brother,

that's just creepy. Man. You don't get involved in your sister's sex life. I mean, just stay at it. No, I want to get to the bottom of it. It's creepy. And then extorting the guy to make him go out with his sister, You're like, at least apologize. I guess, yeah, because it was a work thing. He said, if you don't call my sister and apologize and ask her on another date, then I'm going to tell your boss how drunk you got and what you did in the back

of my truck. And the guy was like, Okay, I guess I have to, And yeah, I think it's kind of weird, but a lot of people texting in at seven eight, five, nine two say that that guy is the best brother ever. I did. It's good unless they like fall in love, because then at the wedding you're like, do they really love each other or is he still just want to keep his Yeah, is he just still scared of the brother? Or if they get you have the worst brother in law ever. I mean, he's gonna

be involved in every single thing that you do. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back