Second Date Update PODCAST: Girls Pee Like Dudes

Come on, that's no Ryan Goslin jo. But Callie, who was on the phone to do a second date update with us today, missed one of the major components of the perfect love story. We've got all those things. But Callie, I read your email and it didn't say anything about puking. And everybody knows that every love story has to have a little puking in it. Oh God, you want to tell us a little bit about your love story. Well, I didn't puke. Maybe I should have. Yes, then the

evening probably would have ended a little earlier. If you would have puked, you wouldn't be doing a second date update right now. You'd be getting married, probably, is what you're saying. Apparently, Callie met a guy at a party and they got a little drunk together. Okay, she's gonna tell us about that. What's the guy's name? His name is George. Tell us a little bit about George. M My friend Becca had a party with her boyfriend at their new house, and George works with John Becca's boyfriends.

And we met early in the party and it was like the best party of my life. We had an amazing time. So you're certain that he's cute because you met him when you were still sober. Oh yeah, yeah, No, I mean, like you know, i'd had maybe one or two drinks early in the evening when when we first really started chatting. But okay, he comes up to talk to me. Um, maybe last we had a great time. We talked to night. It was it was amazing. I want to get to the real amazing part, the hook

up in the bathroom. I knew what happened with that. Do we have to jump to the end first, I mean, we had a whole lovely night. Well, I'd like to know about that first. Yeah, But if you feel like you want to tell us some other information before you get tooking up in the bathroom, then I guess if you have to quick if it makes me sound so terrible. No, it doesn't. You bet the hot guy, I mean he came up to you in the party. Yeah, everything was going great. We kept drinking. I don't remember it like

exactly the whole evening. I remember that we danced. That was great. We started kissing. Oh so this is embarrassing. Um. I I was talking about how I could tell the future. It was like, what do you talk talking about? What? I decided to do this whole like a future telling thing where I started reading his palm. Are you actually like a fortune teller? Or was this is something where you were hammered and you're like, this is gonna be cute. Yeah, I just thought it would be cute. I don't know.

I think I like read an article about it in middle school. All right, so drunken Callie thought it would be cute to tell him that you were a fortune teller. Yeah, and what do you remember about that? Well? I think I remember this clearly because it was embarrassing what happened. I told him. I said, I see in your future a marriage to a short, hot blonde. I'm guessing you're the short, hot blonde in that situation. Yeah, I thought you were going to predict like the bathroom hook up,

not the marriage. Well, so then he was like, clearly that made him nervous, and I realized, oh god, get it together like marriage. How you just met? But I was like I tried. I tried to like save myself as be like test kidding, I'll just see somebody in your future. And is that when he was like, Okay, I'm on board with this now that you've moved on from marriage to booty, I'm down. Let's go to the bathroom. I don't remember who it was spawned for a while,

but obviously didn't end the evening. So you guys hooked up in the bathroom that I can confirm. I definitely remember that it was really hot. Why could you not choose an open bedroom instead, Kelly? That I don't know, and bathrooms are so much hotter anyway, who wants to do it in a bedroom? Everybody? Does that be original? You know? Yeah? You know, I'm adventure. We'll go wherever. How did the bathroom session end? I don't remember how it ends. This is why I really need your guys help.

Do you remember even saying goodbye to this guy? No? All I remember is that we were making out the bathroom was really hot. That's the last thing I remember. I know that we did not sleep together. We did. I thought you you had a hook up in the bathroom. Yeah, but we didn't go that farn Oh, you phrase it differently next time, Just say you made out in the bathroom. I was all excited. Okay, So you didn't sleep with the guy. No. I woke up on the couch at

my friend back his house with held my colotes on. So, but you did get his phone number because you've tried to call him. I got his phone number from back up from from her boyfriend John Um and I texted a couple of times and I called and it's his voice on the voice up, so I know it's his number. Has he responded at all to you? No? Okay, And I'm really worried I did something stupid when I was I really liked this guy. So, I mean, I feel like we spent that much time together. I feel like

he at least has me a second chance. Well, you will play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update all right? Yes, these are my favorite ones to do where people are drunk and don't remember things. Because I love it when they find out what they did. Oh god, all right, we'll do it right after this. Thank you, foking jubil in the morning. All right. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Callie is on the phone. She wants to call a guy named George that she met at her

friend's house party. They met, had a few drinks, had a few more drinks. Sounds like Callie had a few more drinks in that. Anyway, at the end of the they ended up in the bathroom making out, and that's the last thing that she remembers. It's just killing me not knowing what Callie, are you sure you want to call this guy for a second date. I've done a lot about this, and like maybe I don't want to know,

but it's better to know than not know. Like did I say something stupid that I had done that whole fortune teller? That was he just looking for one night? Stan? And was he maybe he was annoyed that I wouldn't go all the way? Like I had a lot of questions, a lot of you're throwing a lot of questions out there, Callie. Let me remind everybody answer. Okay, let you room everybody in dialogue of every woman ever that's made out with a guy at a party. I need to remind everybody

what the fortune teller thing was she's talking about. Apparently at some point during the party, she was drunk and she was like, I'm a fortune teller, give me her hand. And then she was like, I see you getting married to a short, hot bond and that's her, And she said he seemed a little weird at that point. And then you followed up with I also see booty in your future again talking about her, which probably made him

very happy. I was asking if you really wanted to call him for a second date, because look, you were you were drunk, you took him into the bathroom, but you guys didn't sleep together. Do you really want to be with a guy who wouldn't take advantage of that situation? I mean, that's not the kind of guy you take home tomorrow. No, that is the kind of guy. I

would totally think you're weird, Kellie, just strange. All right, I'm gonna dial this phone of her right now, get him on the phone and find out why he's not calling you back. Okay, oh god, okay, here here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to George please. Yeah, is he Hey, George? How you doing? This is jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm good. Who is this? Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning the radio show. Okay, why that's a good question, George. I'm calling you today

because one of our listeners emailed us about you. Okay. See her name is Callie. Oh my gosh, it's a girl that you met at a party a little while ago. Yeah, I remember. Well, she emailed us about you because you're not calling her back, and she's tried to get a hold of you a few times, and she's wondering if she did something wrong. She doesnt know why I'm not calling her back. She has no clue that surprises me. Really, Yeah, why is that? Well? Just how the evening lent? That's

all she told us about when you guys met. She said, you're hanging out of the party and then she got a little drunk. Did this weird fortune teller thing where she said she could see you marrying a hot blonde at some point, and you say it seemed weird, But she also told us you made out. That's the reason you think, that's the reason I'm not calling her back, she says, the only thing she could think of. She also said it was very hazy because she was pretty

drunk when she met you. That doesn't surprise me. Did she do something stupid while she was drunk? Look, I don't want to call her out. You know, it was just a it's just a crazy night. Can you tell us a little bit of the craziness. No, I don't. I don't know if that's the best idea. She told us already that you guys made out in the bathroom. She told you that we made out in the bathroom. Yeah, she told us all that. She's the one that wants to know what happened because she doesn't remember a lot

of it. I think it's probably best that she doesn't remember it. Really, I would like to forget it. It's that bad. I mean again, I'm like, it was a crazy night. Everyone was drinking, you know that happened. What happened, though, I need to know. And by the way, anybody who does these things, we tell them beforehand, like, hey, you may hear something embarrassing about yourself, and they co signed They're like, okay, that's fine, I'm willing to hear whatever

it is. She doesn't care if it's embarrassing. She just wants to know what happened. All right. We did go to the bathroom, and there's something that happened in there that will be burned into my brain for the rest of my life. My mind is spinning right now. There's lots of possibilities. Well, we were making out and she just like stopped right and she whispered in my ear, turn around and close your eyes. So I'm thinking this is gonna get pretty nice. This is gonna get We're

gonna see some don't have anybody setting me. Turn around and close your eyes. I'd be scared. Well that's the way she said it. It sounded sexy. I don't, okay, I mean I was drinking too, all right. Um, So I turned my back to her, closed my eyes. You know, everything's racing through my head like I'm about to see this chick naked and it's gonna be on. I'm willing to do whatever, Okay, okay, And then she says, okay, open your eyes and I turn her around. Oh my god.

I turn around and I am not seeing a topless chick. What I'm seeing is this girl standing bottomless over the toilet and saying this, look, I'm teeting like a guy, like, what are you doing? I didn't see things like this is a trick I learned in college. What did you do? We've really highdrated because it went for a long Did you just leave at that point? I don't know. I don't know I would have handled that. I mean, I was completely horrified. If I don't need to say that.

She puts on her clothes and I take her out to the living room and just kind of proper on the counter, fun trick. This is my friend's house. So I went back into the bathroom and cleaned the bathroom. A wild night sounds like a lot of fun. No wonder why you're not calling her back now? Not really, although it does sound like a cool party trick. I'd like to see, George. George, have to tell you something real quick. What's up? She's actually on the other line listening. Oh, Cally, Yeah, Cally,

are you there? I'm here. Did you hear that whole conversation that we just had with him? Unfortunately I heard it. I am impressed, George. I am so sorry. Oh my god, Hey, listen, I wouldn't have I feel bad. I really wouldn't have said this on the radio. Wow, I did ask them too. Now I don't know why clearly all my own problems here. Do you remember doing that at all, Kelly, I don't remember that at all. If I did learn that chicken colored and college, I was really good at it, though

I didn't blush everywhere where. I have not done that since, like my junior year of college. There was a little throwback for you, just trying to see if you could still do it. I mean I learned that back then. Other people are actually not impressed, so I stopped doing it, but you were. You see, George Cally liked you so much. She was trying to impress you. Yeah. Wow, at least definitely left an impression. But can't I mean, can't you

see George like she's just a fun girl. That's a funny trick, you know, like whever, like you could look past that. Yeah, I'm not so sure about that. But everything was good up until the pean all over everything point. I kind of feel like the peeing overshadows pretty much anything. I've learned that a lot in life. On many occasions. Yeah, Peean usually trumps everything else that happened until that. Point. I do like her delivery of it, though, like it

was going to be a big surprise girl, a magic trick. God. Hey, George, at this point I would love to ask if you'll go on a second date with Callie. I will pay for it, you know, I think I'm gonna pass. Oh, Cally, you do seem like a nice person, but you know I really wouldn't be able to look at you the same Kelly. You tell him how great you are. Well, at this point I feel like I couldn't look him

in the eye, So probably for the best, all right. Well, not a successful second date then, but maybe you can be friends. Broken jupil in the morning,