Second Date Update PODCAST: Girl Next Door

he gets on his back, which I thought was really interesting. Anyway, enough about me and my quirky neighbors. Off, let's talk to Lawrence, who's on the phone for a second date update right now. What's Uplawrence? How are you good? How are you doing? Thanks for taking my call? Yeah, man, no problem. Thank you for your email. So you actually

scored a date with your neighbor. Yeah, she loves right across the street from me, and we have these like very big windows and we're on the same floor and we can like totally see and do each other's apartment. That's always of court. I used to have a place like that where my kitchen looked into the other people's kitchens and I'd be like doing something, they'd be doing something. They look over and wave, and then I would just, you know, jump under the sink or something because I

was scared. So, but it is awkward when you can see into somebody's window like that. What's her name before we get into it more, Her name is Aaron? Okay, So has it been friendly between you guys? Yeah? I mean I glanced over they sorted to see what she's doing, not in like a creepy way or anything, but yeah, yeah, right, everybody believes you. Okay, it's it's not like I sit there and stare. I don't have binoculars or anything like

invasive like that. Borrowstime. I got some extras. No, no, no, no, thank you. Okay. So, not long after I made eye contact with her, and so I just kind of like waved and she waved. So I wrote a sign out and it said, hi, what's your name? Oh you had never wait, you had never met her before. No, we just kind of had this flirtation going from across the street, and you'd watched her long enough to know that she

was alone, which she's not mean at all. Yeah. Well, honestly, I was checking to see if she ever brought a guy home. And I never saw her bring a dude home, So okay, I was kind of looking for that, I guess. So you're figuring that she was single, and then you took a shot to try to talk to her. Yeah, okay, what did she do when you asked her name on a piece of paper through the window. So she disappeared for one second, which made me completely nervous, but she

came back and then I could see her writing. So then she says, Aaron, what's yours? And I give my name and then I make another sign and I say drinks Friday question mark. That is actually adorable. I'm sorry, I was pretty direct, cute. Yeah, So she writes sure and then her phone number. Yeah. So then we keep text and we went to this bar. I wanted to make it like a date date, you know, and I mean literally, she is seriously one of the most beautiful

girls I've ever seen in my wife, so it's great complimentary. Ever, but there was one awkward thing where I was like looking at her nose and I was like, I wish I could have your nose, and she was like, what do you mean by that? And it didn't come out right now. Yeah. Yeah, Now she's like my creepy neighbor who's been watching me. Yeah, wants to harvest my nose. That's why he asked me out. Yeah. Yeah, that's where it came off, like like I wanted her nose or something.

But I was just being complimentary of her nose. It was as weird as I am explaining it to you right now. I'm sure she got it. I mean, how was her personality? She was great. We matched up. We're both kind of like football nerds, and she loves kayaking and outdoor stuff like I did. And I thought it went off without a hitch. And at the end of the night, I'm walking out with her and I like did the lean in for the kiss and I got denied, and she like really kind of popped back and was like,

what are you doing? Oh so you didn't even get like denied where she gave you a hug instead, she actually asked what you were doing? What was your response? I just kind of was like, oh, my bad, like I read it, I read it wrong. Okay. She's like, no, it's it's fine, it's fine, And of course, like they're on out it is only weird. Yeah, so it ended pretty like quickly. And then I go home with my tail talk between my legs, and then I tried to text her hey, sorry, he didn't mean anything. Let's go

out again or something. Nothing. And now her blinds are down. Oh she's living in dark just to avoid you, avoiding the sun, to even avoid me. Yeah okay, I mean, and you're saying everything was going well until you tried to go in for a kiss, right, I just don't know why completely it led to such an abrupt shut down, kay. And the only awkward thing you can think of is that line about her nose. Yeah, but we were fine like after that, we kept talking about all these things.

It wasn't like that was what happened right before. And how long have her blinds been down? How many days are we talking here? I mean like eight days? Whoa Okay, and she hasn't responded to any of your texts or phone calls or anything, right, and then I'm nervous if she like pulls her blinds up, I'm just gonna be like staring right, you know, like yeah, because that would be awkward if she pulls her blinds up in your there and then she's gonna think you've just been sitting

there for eight days watching her window exactly. Yeah. So wait, are you trying for a second date on this or are you just trying to make her feel comfortable enough that she can look out her window again. Well? No, ideally I'd like to go out with here again. I'm already just kind of want to know what happened. Okay, maybe she thought you were trying to go in for her nose and bite it off. That's possible. All right, Well we'll play a song and then come back and

call her and get your second date update. Okay, okay, all right, hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second updates if you're just tuning in for today's second day update. We got Lawrence on the phone, and Lawrence is a peeping tom. No, he's okay, easy, it's not the case. Yea.

Lawrence actually asked his neighbor out. They live across from each other and they can see into each other's windows, and he's seen her for a while, thought she was cute, and they kind of like had a flirty relationship, and he actually asked her out the other day. Yeah, through the window. He wrote a note and said, you know, basically, let's go get drinks, and she said, yes, they went out to a bar, had fun, and he can't think

of why she's not calling him back. She shut him down at the end of the day for a kiss too, and not just that she's had her blind shut for eight days. Yeah, that's a dedication to avoiding him. So she definitely does not want to talk to you, Lawrence. Right, I gathered that now that you've had a few minutes to think about it, you can't think of any reason why she doesn't want to talk to you. I mean, I'm confident there is one. I just want to know how it went down in her head. I'm confident I

screwed up somehow, and I don't realize I don't know how. Yeah, all right, well, I'm gonna dollar phone number right now. Are you ready? I'm ready as I'll ever be. All Right, here we go. Hello, Hi, Can I speak to Aaron? Please? This is Aaron. How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Is your Psycho restaurant? What a restaurant? Sorry? Who is the second? This is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. We're definitely not a restaurant. I wish we were. Yeah, I know,

I'm hungry. We'd have terrible health ratans. What's going on? In confused? I'll explain Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Have you ever listened to it? Uh? No? Okay, Well that's what this is. And we do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back, they can email us to get you on the phone to try to

find out what happened. Okay, Okay. Basically, you went out on a date with somebody recently and you're blowing them off and they're wondering why. Okay, is it making a little sense? Do you guys basically help weirdos get second dates after being reject That's exactly. That's a way better recap than what I said. And I've been doing this for a long time. You want a job? Can you think of whom I want to call you? Well, I'm kind of avoiding a guy I went on a date list.

I'm hoping it's not him. I think we have bad news for you. It depends if his name is Lawrence or not? Oh my god, it is. Yeah, Lawrence told us about your date. He told us how he met you and everything else. Oh my god, I'm actually shocked by your response because he sounded really normal and he's clueless. He has no idea why you're not calling him back. He also says that you've had your blinds down. Oh wow. Let me clarify though, real quick. Not like he's been

trying to look through them like crazy. He just pointed out to us that it seems like you really don't want to see him. So what do you need from me? Just to let us know what the reason is and why you don't want to go out with him. We just need you to help educate Lawrence why he sucks pretty much. I mean, I guess there's no harm in that. Did you have a good date with him? Oh? I went out originally because I thought it would be a

cute dating story. I don't know how much you've told you, but we have like our main living room windows feet into each other's apartments. Ye. So, um, I thought it would be a cute idea to date the guy next door. And it was so cute how he asked you out like that was pretty romantic. I really liked it too, I know, and then um, I went and it was not what I was hoping for. So you had high expectations that weren't met. I mean, even if I had low expectations, it went bad. Oh okay, So what was

so bad about it? Because according to him, he thought it went pretty well? Oh god, okay. Well, first off, he made this one comment about my nose. Now he wanted to have it, and I was like, you want to have my nose? Yeah? And I was like, you want to have my nose? I don't understand. He's like no, no, He like tried to backpedal, but it came off super creepy, like you just want to cut my nose off? A can it? Like that was so weird, right, Yeah, but

you got to understand he was nervous. He thinks that you're gorgeous, and he was trying to deliver a compliment and it just was awkward. I mean, he owns up to me. Yeah, he also told us about that and says that he realizes that sounded weird. Yeah. She kept on complimenting me and complimenting me. Oh man, pretty girls have so many problems I understand, but it's like, you don't need to just compliment my physical looks, like get

to know me, don't just look at me. Okay, So okay, like I could see a barrage just you're pretty NonStop, could be like, okay, can we actually talk about something else. Yeah. There was just one compliment that just really creeped me out more than the nose thing, much more than the nose thing. Oh. So he said to me, I like the way you dance when you vacuum your apartment. Oh okay, oh he said he didn't have an ocular sea It was like, but if you know that I danced, I

mean she watched me vacuum my whole apartment. Yeah, got it really creeped me out. Is there any way you can look from the other side, like, have you caught him doing anything? I don't look, Okay, so it's not a natural thing to Yeah, I don't look. I mean I especially don't look. Now. Your blinds are down now, so you can't see out anyways. Of course he noticed, and of course he told you, yes, they are down, And I just don't want to engage with him anymore.

And there is another thing that just really tipped the scales worse than that. Yeah, yeah, that was pretty bad. So at the end of our date, he got really close and cozy next to me, and I was like okay, and then he started whispering and he was like five four three two, and then he got so close to my face he was about to kiss me, and he's like, one, God, it was just like what I'm doing. So he counted down to kissing you like it was JPL or NASA taking off. That is so weird bad did he say

liftoff before? God? It was the weirdest. No, wonder you said, what are you doing? Because that's what he said? You said, and that makes sense. So yeah, it was nadal. That's an awkward way to try to get a kiss. Hey, I just wanted you to be ready for the kids, Okay. I thought it was kind of funny. Oh my god, wait, you guys have Laurence on the phone. Yeah, why did you not tell me? I didn't get a chance to count you down. I thought that's how you do it.

Lauren is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you, and I mean the whole like dancing with the vacuum, like I caught a moment. I'm not sitting there, Saren. I walked by and looked over, But it sounds like you are. It does sound like it when she talked like that. Yeah, I'm really go out right now for me, but I feel like I'm getting painted. Is this like total creepy stocker perv guy? Well, I will say, I don't think having us help you

is making your kits better? Am I right? Eron? Pretty positive there, Aaron. You've never looked over my apartment seen anything weird. You nursing me, eating hot pop it's in my boxers or anything like that does no Lawrence. I've literally never seen that, and I don't want to see that. Yeah, are you tempting her? Like check it out once in a while, eat hot pockets in my boxers. You gotta see. Here's the thing. He did do a lot of creepy things,

but I don't think he's overall a creepy dude. Intentionally saying creepy Brook, it's not helping me at all. I've actually tried to help you. I'm just say you're awkward, not creepy. That's not good either, Aaron. I was just nervous and I had a few drinks. You can't blame a guy for being nervous, especially round somebody that looks like yourself. It's insane. Yea, what that knows. Look, I get that you were nervous. I was nervous too, but

I can go saying a bunch of weird stuff. So I just that was just too much, too much weird, too much creepy for me. Oh please, this is meant to be. You're like the girl next swords. This is a great story. We have to see this out. You don't agree with me, No, Well, just because it lives like close to each other doesn't mean that it's destiny. It's just a coincident. Come on, you're gonna let this get in the way of something it could be fun. You seem like a nice person. I get it, Lawrence,

But can I just give you a hot tip. Don't tell girls that you watch them do chores through their windows. Okay, I didn't say I was watching you like for a duration of time. I just saw you in that moment, So I'm not I'm not like, I'm not like God, I'd feel like I'm digging myself. Yeah, sound like that. Oh, just wrap it up for you. There, Lawrence. I think I know where this is going. But Aaron, would you like to go on a second date with Lawrence? We'll pay for it? Give them one more shot. You guys

are funny. No, thank you. I wasn't trying to joke. How about if you win on the second date but I didn't go? What? What does that even mean? Laurence? I want you to pay for a date for her to go out with someone else? Okay, now I'm now I am wondering about you liking to watch her the windows like that's creepy. I'm trying to do something to night. It came off bad, just like everything else. So you're you're positive, Aaron you don't want to go out with

him again? Guys, I'm so positive? Are you? Wait? Are you gonna be able to lift your blinds after this? Yeah? I think I'm actually gonna have to move after this conversation. Now I get it. You don't have to go out with me. I don't want you to feel uncomfortable. You can leave your blinds up. I'll put mine down so it's not weird. I'm sorry. Somebody's living with the blinds down. That's all I know, all right, Sorry, Lawrence. It didn't work out for you clearly. Yeah, yeah, can I go now, guys,

I'm not just yet. Okay five, four, Okay, now you can go. Broken Jewel in the morning.