Second Date Update PODCAST: Gator Gets Shaved

calls himself gator is always welcome. Eddie. What's up? How are you doing? How are you guys doing good? I sorry I called you Eddie. I should have called you Gator. My bad. I go by both. Why do you go by gator? Eddie? Why is that a decision in your life? Because in college I ate the whole chicken breast and really didn't even chew it, just kind of gulped it down, like you know how they feed gators the raw chickens, and I just it wasn't it was cooked, but it

was pretty impressive. That's even kind of a dumb story. You ain't in chicken breast really fast? Did they call you gator? Now? And it haunts you for the rest of your life. It doesn't sound like it haunts. It sounds like Gator digs it. Yeah, well you do sound proud, all right, Gator. We'll tell us about the girl that you want to call to day. Does she have a cool nickname? Well not yet, hopefully someday because I haven't heard back from her. So okay, what's her name then? Teresa? Teresa?

And when you introduce yourself to Teresa, you did you introduce yourself as Eddie or Gator? It was a blind date, so I was. I was introduced as Eddie before I even met her, So that's how that went. Okay, oh blame? Yeah, all right, so you were set up through friends. Usually that doesn't go very well, but you actually liked her. It sounds like, yeah, I had recently got out of a relationship. A co worker of mine was at a party and this other gal was saying, oh my gosh,

you know my friend who's really cute recently divorced. You know. Anybody's like, yes, I do you know Eddie? So we get set up on actual blind date, no last names, no Facebook ness, oh cool, no idea. What was it like when you guys showed up, I assume at a restaurant and saw each other for the first time. She was very cute. I was like, I get why this gal has not been in the market for a while. She was. I was very impressed. Gator liked what he

saw and wanted to chomp down on that little chickie. Yeah, Gator did ye. So you tell us about the date. How did it go? Man? It went really well. We were just talking and you know, she was recently single and I was. And then I came up with an idea that I called a vent off, and I was like, how about this. I say one bad thing about the X I X, then you say one bad thing about your X, and we get back and forth and yeah, just kind of like like like a ping pong or

tennis of oh wow, banger. Yeah, Eddie, that's a horrible idea. I mean, the last thing you should be talking about, Yeah, you're both recently single, is your X is let alone bashing them? Well, it went great and it ended in a whole bunch of laughters, So she and I had had a good time. Yeah. It also let it lets you know about them, like if they're like oh, and he always did this and I'm like, okay, cool. Now I know she doesn't like that, so it turned it

turned out yeah, vent off. Okay, I can't believe that turned out. Okay, yeah, that's an interesting idea. She didn't seem bothered by it one bit. At the beginning, she was kind of like, well, I don't know, and then then I think I started. Then she just absolutely like you know, went from first to fourth gear and she was into it. It It was really fun. Okay, wait, what was the worst thing you said about your ax? One time I got super pissed off as she wouldn't shave me.

What fun? Some places you can't reach and I wanted to be you know, nice and beach ready for the summer. She refused, and yeah, yeah, that is like what she never shaved you or it's just one time she didn't shave you and that was it. Well, she didn't want to. She didn't want to shave certain parts which are hard to reach and you get you can get nicks, and when you sit on a nick, it's very painful. Man. You know what, you're better off. Good thing you got rid of her. But on your date, did this like

launch weird conversations like it just did with us. Oh yeah, I mean, you know, not right away, but then at the end, like we're just laughing and she's just like giggling about like I can't believe she wouldn't shave your button. It was just really is a fun, you know, conversation. So okay. So if even that didn't shake her, why do you think you're not getting a call back? Good question. I don't know. I mean the only thing that she went to the bathroom about three or four times, and

I don't I didn't ask. I didn't want to. I don't know if it was you know, food poisoning, or maybe you know, a female thing, or maybe she just needed a break from Gator's face. I don't know. I surprise you didn't ask. I mean, you guys had just shared butt shaving together, so it doesn't seem like anything would be too personal for you. Well yeah, I mean when two people can share butt shaving on a first date, I mean, that's that's gold. You don't get better than that.

She's just she's tossing that away. I mean, it was really that. That's the best standard of first date. So come on, I don't Yeah, you're absolutely right when you bond over butt shaving. There's no reason you shouldn't get a call back. All right, we'll play a song come back, and then call her and get your second date update. Okay, Gator says, thank you, Thank you, Gator hang on looking jubil in the morning. Right in the middle of a

second date update. And if you miss the first part, Gator is on the phone and today Gator wants to call a woman named Teresa. They were set up through friends, went out on a date, and he probably had one of the best first date activities I've ever heard of. They engaged in a vent off. That's right. That's where you sit there and you just talk trash about your exes. You take turns going back and forth until one of you has the best worst X story ever, and then

you win the vent off. We never asked, Gator, did anybody win the vent off? Or do you win the vent off? I don't even know how it works, Gator. Does somebody win? We both do? It's a win win all now, Well, Gator, I think this is maybe the worst idea you could have ever possibly had for a first day. It sounds like she enjoyed it. Yeah, and that you went wrong somewhere else. I didn't hear. Have you tried to contact her? Number of times calls? Text

nothing back to Gator? Do you always refer to yourself in third person? I just got nervous. Okay, that's okay, man, it happens. You get nervous and you're for yourself in third person. If your your nickname is Gator, you can do that. Okay. All right, man, I'm gonna die her phone number right now and see if we can figure out why she's not calling you back. Okay, yep, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Teresa? Hey, Teresa? What's up? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook

and Jewel in the morning. You mean the radio station? Yes, I am the entire radio stations, you guys sometimes what's up? Nice? Thank you? If you listen a lot, have you heard the second day updates before? I don't know if I have. It's a segment we do on our show where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up giving them the cold shoulder. After that date, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what happened. Oh yeah, I think I heard one of these, but it was

a while ago. Okay, well, what if I told you that you are now the star of a second date update? Kid? Right? No, no, not at all. Yeah, you recently went out with a dude who calls himself Gator. Oh my god, you wanted you guys to call me? Yep? Have you just been really busy and you haven't been able to get back to him? Yeah? I mean, can you just sell that? If you would have sold that a little more convincingly, maybe, but it's obvious that you were like, yeah, sure, whatever.

Do you mind telling us why you're not calling Gator back? I mean, I don't want to really say it because it's kind of embarrassing for him. So I just feel like, if it's the butt shaving thing he told us about that, Actually that was really funny. We had a vent off. I don't know if he told you that, but it was like venting about your EXU. Yeah, he did tell us about it, and he did say that he shared with you that he was mad at one of his

exes because she wouldn't shave his butt. I know that's ridiculous. I mean I was a little like skeptical, but you know, I got to call my accent idiot he got to call his was an accent idiot. So I thought it was cool. Oh you did enjoy it? Okay, yeah, I actually did. You should actually try that sometimes, pretty funny. I did a couple times a week. I feel like one hundred bucks an hour though to do it with a therapist. But anyway, probably even more fun on a date.

So if that didn't bother you, then why aren't you calling him back? Like? What is what's wrong with Gator? I just there's just a weird situation. And I don't know. I just it was just weird. But I don't know what to say about it. On the day, a weird situation happened. So briefly, I go to the ladies room and want to come back. There's like a big or maybe not a big, but a noticeable piece of my food missing. There's like a piece of fish missing from my plate. Whoa yeah, And so I was just like,

did this guy really eat off my plate? And I was just like bugging me, bugging me? So I went to the ladies again. Oh my gosh, so you're going to test him exactly? So I asked the waiter to watch while I was away because it was like super friendly and I just thought couldn't hurt. So I come out of the bathroom and the waiter catches my eye. I go over there and he says, yeah, he just took a bite out of your roll? What your dinner roll?

Yeah that's weird, right, Yeah, that is pretty weird. So while you were going to the bathroom, he's eating the food off your plate? Yeah? Who does that? Like that is just I mean he didn't even ask me. Were you like raving about how good your food was? And you don't think he could help himself or I have no idea what the deal was because I mean it's a first date. I didn't want to come out and he'd be like, oh my gosh, did you just eat half of my asparagus with you? Let me smell your peat?

Like it's weird. Are you going rates for you to go to the bathroom too? Like he's sneaking your food like Niki Strain. Maybe he was hungry. Those restaurant portions at some of those fancier places are really small. The bottom line is this guy was eating off my plate and it's a first date. We're not like best friends or anything where he's just chopping on my food. I just super weird about it, and it was a huge

turn off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see that. You know this might be a turn off too, But Gator is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. What yep tersa Oh my god. First of all, I didn't know you saw that so real. Sorry about that. Oh my god, you were unbelievable. I mean, at least you admitted it. You weren't trying to sneak out of it anything. Why are you eating people's food while they go to the bathroom, Gator, I was hungry.

I was nervous all day for the day, didn't eat lunch, you know, so hero dinner. I just grabbed a tiny, tiny, little forkfuls. Remember why my name is Gator. I could have eaten that whole thing in a second. So you practice some restraint. That's very nice of you. Did you not think I wouldn't notice? I did? I did that. No, I didn't think you would notice. It was tiny, tiny,

little little fish forkfuls. Fish gets flaky and spreads out, and you're like, oh, I guess it just felt I don't know, Gator, I mean there's there's other ways to go about it, like you could order appetizer or ask for another basket of bread. Well that was the thing. They took the bread away, and I got hung I was embarrassed. I be like, hey, bring the bread more bread. You know, I don't want to look like a pig.

I'm on a date here, so instead of like, you know, I just yeah, I just I thought it would be better just to snack a little bit on the plate. You know I didn't. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to look like a pig. You know, you want to you want to just eat off somebody else's plate while they go to the bathroom, just tiny amounts exactly. Yeah. Yeah, And I you know, I feel bad I did. This

is not this is not what I do. But you know I did pay for it, so yeah, I mean an essence was fine, and you know your right to her, I guess. And that's where you lost me. Well, I paid for this. If anything, you were eating my food because I paid for it, so technically I was giving it to you and you you were eating my fish, So wouldn't wrong with you. That's the only thing wrong

with me is I was hungry. I mean I told you that I didn't eat all day, and if we're dating for a long time, this would be no problem. It would be cute. Yeah, yeah, I would agree with that. Well, but also it might be cute if you guys are doing it together and you're not waiting until she goes to the bathroom to steal her well your food, I guess, but to steal the food off her plate. Okay, that's

a good point. At one point I was thinking, maybe, you know, I'll ask her, but you know, we're in the middle of event off and it just it would just be im poor taste. That would be impor taste. I mean, here's the thing, Gator, I've also been hungry on a date before. But do you know what I did afterwards? I wouldn't got myself a burger at a drive through on the way home. That's how you solve that problem. Well, I also did that too, because the fish wasn't very big. Eat sir, Yeah, they call me

gator for a reason. Okay, I can eat a lot. Still, look good, I'm not called I'm not called little baby bird. All right? All right, Well, I don't want to ask this question because I don't want to have to buy you food. But Teresa, would you like to go on a second date with Gator? We will pay for it. Um no, No, I'm good, thank you. Look, I know I know you don't want to go another day with me, but we did have a really good time to vent off. We were laughing and I shouldn't have eaten off your

plate sneakily. I'm sorry. The next next time I'll ask if I can have a bite. Will there be a next time? Teresa? I feel like you should give him just one more chance you have fun. Okay, only if he admits that saying when he paid for the food, it was technically that better have been a joke. Agree that that was a joke, bad joke. Yeah, yeah, right, Well we'll pay for it. So the food that you guys eat is technically ours, and I'm going to come over and eat off both your plates. Okay, that works,

that's sounds good to me. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes. Gator is ready to show down. All right, you guys, Well, we'll get it all set up and send you out on another date. Teresa, thank you very much for your time. Oh yeah, thank you. She sounds so excited, and Gator ye, go get some food now, because I'm sure it's been a few minutes. You're probably starving. Actually, I didn't tell you guys this, but I've been eating

foods entire foom calling in the morning. I'm gonna text in at seven eighty five to nine two that says, I'm amazed that you go on a date with a guy named Gator and him eating your food is the worst thing that happened. It's Brooke and Jewel in the morning talking about today's second date. Update if you missed it. Gator that's not his real name, that is his nickname,

wanted to call Teresa. He couldn't figure out why she wasn't calling him back after they went to dinner, and it turns out that every time she would get up and go to the bathroom, he would eat some of her food. He kept sneaking bites of her food and that was weird to her. Well, it's weird to anybody, and she was testing them, like she went to the bathroom like four times just to see her plate had to have been half missing by the time plate. He said,

he's got a big appetite. That's one of the reasons that he's called Gator, and he just wanted to eat her food. They did actually agree to go out again, which is interesting, But I don't know if next time, maybe I'll at least let her know that he wants to buy her a free instead of just trying to steal it. All you has to do is next time, eat her whole plate and order her another plate. So just swop him out. That's what appetizers are for. I

don't understand why everyone is missing this. Everybody's in support, everybody supports Gator. Yeah, everybody's like, no, it's all good. Gator can sneak food. Somebody else texts it in and said they actually want a date Gator. They liked him that much. Remember, if you want to want to do a second day up, they don't have to do this. Email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back