Rooking Jewels. Second d date, I have a surefire way to meet women. And I'm assuming that the guy on the phone for a second date update today did the same thing that I've done many times, and it always works. You see a hot girl go into a store or something like that, you see her in the parking lot. You just walk up to her car, pop the tire, and then you hang out in the parking lot till she comes out and you're like, oh, you need help with that tire. Let me help change that for you.
Works every time you have one step away from a serial killers. I've done it a lot. Sometimes I just go and I just pop tires in parking lots, just in case on my way into a store. And that's what I'm guessing Dallas did today. He's on the phone to do a second date update, and that's how he met the girl that he wants to call to day. Well, now I didn't pop the tire, It just so happens I did change he tires. Oh thank god, Dallas. For future reference. If you want to meet a girl, that's
the best way to do it. Poper tires and then you'll have no choice about to help her. So your email said that you met the girl you want to call today because she needed a tire changed and you came to her rescue. Yeah, I did. What's her name, britt Brittany, okay, and was she changing the tire and you just walked up behind her and we're like, hey, lady, you don't know how to do that, A big man help you out. No, it didn't really happen that way.
A few weeks ago, you know, at them all and doing some shopping, and as I was leaving, Brittany flapped me down and she was kind of like in a panic, and she asked me if I knew how to change a flat tire. So, you know, obviously I did luckily, and uh. And she asked if I could help, and I said, of course. So went to her car and started to you know, jack the car up and changed
the tire. And I had noticed she had this like really cute Southern accent, and and so I kind of, you know, I kind of went out of my way and I'll are you from around here? She was like, well, no, sir, I'm not. I'm just to pall a Southern girl who needed a tie a change. Yeah, and how don't we go out for some sweet tea and maybe some cheese grits. Sounds like the start of a port or something. You like cheese grits. You know, anywhere in town a lady can get some nice cheese grits. Did you hit on
her or you know, how did you proceed after that? Well? She she kind of went on to tell me that she was new the area and that she didn't really know anyoneted when I was done changing the tire. You know, she was really really thankful, and she shook my hand. And as I was getting ready to grab my stuff and leave, I kind of just stopped and turned around at night and I kind of just said, hey, do you want to go out? Do you want to go
get some food or something? And and she said sure, did like at a later date or you guys went that day? Oh, we went right then and there we wouldn't got food really really close to the mall. And this is where things kind of took a turn. Um, you know, we we we went to eat, we ordered a food and we were both about halfway done eating and I'd noticed that she kind of stopped, you know, being so responsive to conversations, she was a lot less talkative.
She started to become a little like timid and shy. I guess I do declare yet I believe you have overstepped your bounds. Sir. I would take off my long white glove and slap you in the face. Did you say anything and make it seem like you have ended her? No, not at all. It just it kind of just all of a sudden, it was like she just stopped talking. So I'd said, you know, there anything wrong, and she said, well, she didn't really like the food at the place we
were eating at. So I said, okay, we do you want to leave? You know, I felt really bad and she was like, no, you know, that's okay, it's it's fine. So when the waiter came back, I had to miss you know, we keep the check in and if you could box up our food and we could go, and you know, as we started to leave, I asked her, I said, hey, you know, could we maybe do this again, you know, at a different place you know that you would like And she said, of course. So we change
numbers and uh, and we left. At the end of the day. Did you guys kiss or anything like that or was it just exchange numbers? No? It was just an exchange number, and then you know, we went on our way. But you know, I listen to you guys all the time, and I really trust you guys, and we're going on in my mind right now, is I feel like she felt obligated to kind of go out with me because I did something nice, because attractive or anything like that. I was thinking the opposite, that she
flagged you down because you were hot. I mean, because there's other people that come out of the mall. I'm sure that there was other people around she could have flagged down, right of course. Yeah, I don't think she was obligated at all. I think she set it up. Maybe she felt like she was obligated. Well, if she set it up, she definitely didn't like something about him, because she's not calling him back. Well, maybe his personality failed.
I don't know what happened. So you think maybe she felt obligated and that's the reason that she's not calling you back exactly, which is weird because she just moved to town, so she doesn't have very many their friends. And whenever I'm new to a town, I say yes to anybody, no matter who you are, like, yeah, hey, hey, out with you. I don't know. I'm new to town. Yes, gentlemen, jump on it. Say yes to anybody whenever I moved to a town. That's good to know to go out
and show me a round. Yeah, we know what you meant. We all know what you meant. All right, Dallas. Well we'll play a song, we'll come back. We'll get your southern lady on the phone and find out why she's not ringing you back. Okay, very good, all right, until then, you enjoy some sweet potato pie. We'll do it right after this frooking jubil in the morning. Dallas is on the phone with us to do a second date update today. Not the city, that's good, I wish the whole guy, Dallas.
He's on the phone with us to do a second date update today. He wants us to call a girl named Brittany. I'm gonna actually recap his date by telling her side of the story. I think this is what she would say when we talked to her. So there I was. I had a flat tire on the car,
and I did not know how to fix it. I was just staring at this tire as confused as a farting a fan factory and then all of a sudden, out of the store, I see this big, strapping young gentleman named Dallas, and I was hollering like a stuffed pig asking him to come help me out. So I walked up to him. I said, kind sir, do you think you can help change the Southern lady's tire? And as he was changing it, I was just sitting there grinning like Aposta meeting the sweet tator, looking at how
we changed my tire and helped me out. And then could you believe the nerve of this man? He asked me to go to food with him right after, And the only reason I did was because I felt obligated to, because normally a Southern lady would make a gentleman court her properly. So we had a meal, and then once we were doing our meal, we went on separate ways and I would never talk to him again because he was way too forward. I d have smacked him in his stupid face. Hey, Dallas, is that about right? I
think I should take you out on it. I was gonna say after that, we don't even need to make a phone call. I mean settles it doesn't it. Dallas met this girl Brittany in the parking lot. She had a flat tire. He was walking out. She said, can you change it? He changed it, and then they went to go eat. The meal went well, and then about halfway through she kind of seemed cold and awkward and they exchanged numbers and said they might go out again. But she hasn't been very receptive and we're about to
call it right now. Okay, here we go. Hello. How can I speak to Brittany? Please? This is she? Hello, Brittany, how are you? I'm good? Who is it? Oh? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Um, I don't know you, No, you don't. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show. Okay, I still don't know you. It's a morning radio show and I'm calling you today because one of our listeners
actually sent us an email about you about me. Yes, okay, it's a segment that we do on our show called the Second Date Update. You recently went out with a guy named Dallas. Oh, okay, you remember meeting Dallas. He said that he helped you change a tire on your car, and then you guys went out for a meal after Yeah, I remember him, would you think of Dallas? Um? I mean he was a nice guy, you just didn't click with him. Um, well not really. I mean this kind
of got weird. So it got weird. Can you tell us how? Well? At dinner, Like it was a really nice dinner, We're sitting down, and he did just to leave like three times to go to the bathroom, which is not typically a weird thing. But the second time we come back like super sweaty. He came back to the table, super sweaty. Yeah, he was super sweet, And I didn't know what to say, just thought, well, poor guy, maybe he's figure or something. I ask him, you know, are you okay or you need to leave? And he
said no, no, I'm great, I'm good. I've never seen somebody come back from the bathroom sweating like that before. Maybe he's got ibs. Maybe I don't know. I mean, it wasn't spicy food, but got worse. Like we're sitting there and he go use again, and then there's a table right beside of us, and that guy leaves to go to the the bathroom. I guess comes back. I can hear they both they both came back sweaty together. Mystery
the guy was actually talking about my day. I can hear them talking about him and saying, there's some guy in the bathroom doing really weird stuff. What was he doing? I don't know, So they just said that they knew it was weird as it made him uncomfortable, like the uncomfortable in the bathroom, something's wrong. Yeah, there's a lot. Listen, there's a lot of weird stuff that goes on in guy's bathrooms. I've never left him going like whoa, there's
some guy in there doing something strange. I gotta get out of here, right, So I just had to leave, like I you don't know, what's just expect when you're in a new town and new people, Like I don't know. And you never asked him what he was doing in the bathroom. I didn't want to. I mean, what if he's calling me and I asked you to join him, like I don't. So did you make up a lie about the food not tasting good to get out of there? Yeah?
I did, Okay, you did? Yeah, because he said that on the day food and I totally went back to that place the next day. It was so good. You actually went back there. You actually went back to that restaurant the next day. I did, all right. So that's the reason you're not calling him back because he was doing something weird in the bathroom making him sweat. Yes, that's exactly why. That's interesting. You know what else is interesting.
He's actually on the phone listening right now. Are you serious? Yes, I am serious, Dallas. What were you doing in the bathroom? Yeah, get your guys minds out of the gutter. Okay, I was not doing what you guys think I was doing. I have no idea what you're doing. Okay, I will admit, Okay, this is I will admit. I did get up a few extra times from the table to go to the bathroom. And I'm really embarrassed to say this, but I was in the bathroom doing pushups. What pushups? Why were you
doing push ups? I'm just, you know, into fitness and stuff. And I felt like, because I hadn't been to the gym in a couple of days, I felt like I didn't look good enough for you, And so I went in there to get kind of like a little bit of a workout in to kind of look a little bit more muscular. So you went into the bathroom to do push ups to get a pump. You know, this was not even a scheduled or anything. I didn't have time to go to the gym before this date. I
didn't even know the date is going to happen. And I met her and she is awesome, And that's what I did. You just left the table randomly to go work out in the bathroom. Yeah, I did on the bathroom floor. I washed my hands before I came back to the table. Do you believe him? I don't know that. I mean, I know you explained it, but I don't know that I bought your story. This is the god honest truth. Seriously, what is this? What guys do here? Like you go out into the bathroom to work out
during the day. Is it gonna work? No? I never have, I've never I've never done that one time. But I felt like I didn't look good enough for you, and that fly did it. It was more of a freak out thing. And so working on the car and the tire change wasn't an actual workout. You needed more intensive workout in the bathroom to a sense. Yeah, because changing the tire is nothing. I've I'm so fit. Changing the tire doesn't do anything. I gotta go do some pushups
and some burpies in the bathroom. I don't know if I actually buy this whole story. Does sound weird? I need to know we're his muscles impressive. I mean, yeah, he's a really impressive guy. I actually noticed that when he was changing the tire, and I mean you could tell he works out. I just never expected it to be during the date broom. Hey, Brittany, I would like to ask you this. Would you like to go out on a second date with Dallas? We will pay for it?
Can I? Can I do this myself? Sure? Go for it. I mean, hey, dude, I don't want to get beat up by you. You know, look, Brittany, I I'm telling you the truth I did push ups in the bathroom is to try and impress you. So if if you give me a second chance, I promise that I will work out before dinner and not during. And also we'll pay for the date. Brittany, Um, you know you were
a really great guys. Stop going to take care of my tire and take care of me, and you wouldn't this far to actually get the second date, So you know, I think, yeah, let's try it again. Awesome congratulations Dallas, you got your second date. Well, thank you guys. I appreciate the help. No problem, stop doing push ups in the bathroom. I will stop doing push ups in the bathroom. I'm just embarrassed because I never thought that she would ever find out in the morning, I gotta come