Second Date Update PODCAST: Flat Bottom Girls

to Chippotle, but it's you know, no fresh air. Okay, wait was that your idea or was that a surprise? It was like a meet you all agreement? Okay, So where'd you guys meet? We met on Bumble? Oh yeah, Bumble, the app where women choose the dudes. My girlfriends love that one. They swear by it. Yeah, we're in charge, that's the best part. Yeah right. How did chippotlea come up as a first date spot? I'm just curious, Not that it's bad. I like Chipotle a lot, I just

wouldn't think of going there on a date. Well, we both like Mexican food. After like texting a while, we came across that being like, I saved cuisine and there's nothing more authentic than Chipotle for really sick. It shows me up. I love it. And plus it's like no pressure because I mean I'm meeting the guy off of a dating app, so I mean Chipotle, a lot of people are around. If it doesn't work out, I can just bounce. Yeah, you can just get out of there.

It's pretty smart the more you explain it, thank you. So what's his name? His name is Michael, Michael, And did you like him a lot? Yeah? Well, you know, when I've chosen it was like he was a really nice smile and he seemed like he's not as creepy as the other guys that were in my match, So I love it's all about comparisons in life, right, and you're not as creepy as the rest of them. How

was he as a person cool? Yeah, he was really cool. Yeah, I mean we just got in mind and you know, we we both got burritos and we started chatting about small things like travel lane and well we're getting in our burritos. So that's how you know if it's a true match. You know, if you guys clash too much in your Tribotle order. It's not gonna work. He did pay for my extra glacks. Oh he went all out. Someone's got a job. Was there like any awkward moments

at all? I would say the moment when I was eating my burrito in mid conversation and it just like busted open and flew on the front of my shirt blow out? Yeah I did, and I had a white shirt on. Oh that sucks. Burrito blowouts are the worst. What did he do? Did he try to help you or did he feel bad? Well? I was laughing like that,

you know, that awkward laugh because I was embarrassed. But he got some knackings for me, and like awkwardly, he was like rubbing on in that area, so that was kind of you know, So he was actually rubbing it off your shirt. He was, and I'm like, okay, let me crap that napkin. I got it, don't worry. That's kind of strange. Did it like weird you out? Well? I don't think he was trying to be perverted. I mean everyone was really staring at me, so he just

was trying to help out. And it looked like a painting was on my shirt, so so it was it was bad. Yeah, it was definitely bad. Like it was. It was everywhere, like on the ground, I'm like, fans a little bit of my hair. It was bad in your hair, yeah, my hair down. So I got in there as well. Oh my god, britto atomic bomb went off. Did you recover after that? Or was the date pretty

much over at that point? I mean, I told him I used to go home and change because I just there's in no way I could continue eating and pretend like nothing is going on on my shirt. So so he walked me outside and then he just said something that was just kind of like weird and it was super odd. I don't know what did he say. He said, it was really fun hanging out with me, and it was fun meeting new friends, new friends friends. Yeah, So did it feel like he was just throwing you in

the friend zone right there? Well, I think maybe he just wasn't trying to put too much pressure on us too soon, and he probably was nervous that maybe. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like you're already at Chipotle. There's not a lot of pressure to begin with. You don't need to throw in the friends line. I know, I know, but I have friends who, like you know, they're best friends with someone and they are in a

relationship and it works. So I mean, who knows, maybe we can be best friends eventually, we'll give it a shot. In the second date update, do you feel like the burrito is the thing that ruined your shot at a second date? I mean, it's just one one mistake, Like geez, can I get another way to redeem myself? And if anyone's watched any rom coms, clutzi girls always get the guy. So is that how it ended? Then him just saying hey, nice to meet Chapelle and he took off. Or did

you guys hug kiss anything? Well, he gave me a hug like you know that, like one armed hugged. It wasn't like long embrace. Well, of course you had burrito all over your shirt. He doesn't want to get that on his club's right, You're right, I did need to go change and the benefits of the doubt. How many times have you tried to get a hold of him since this date? I would say probably about five times. I've texted him. You know, we could go out again,

maybe not Chipotle And no response at all. Well, he responds, but he just keeps saying he's busy and having excuses. And then another thing. He keeps calling me, Bud, what do you mean? He'll be like, hey, Bud, how are you doing? It sounds like he has definitely put you in the friend zone. There, No, no, I don't think it's sad. I mean I think it's weird that he doesn't want to hang out, but like we had a really good connection. Oh, it's it's really weird. Okay, well

we'll play a song. Come back, call your buddy and get your second date up date. Okay, okay, thank you brooking Jubil in the morning. If you miss the first part of today's second date update, Kara is on the phone with us, and today she wants to call a guy named Michael who's not calling her back. And I'll set the scene for you to tell you a little bit about her first date. Imagine this. The two of them, Kara and Michael were out fine dining establishment ak Chipotle,

sitting in a corner booth. I imagine talking about all their interests and their likes. And then she grabbed her burrito, put it up to her mouth and took a bite. And then the biggest burrito blowout in history happened, and that's when all hell broke loose beans, rice everywhere, guacamole strewn about the restaurant. Panic set in as she had just blown the back of her burrito all over her white shirt, her pants, and even got some of it

in her hair. Sure Michael was a gentleman and grabbed some napkins to try to help her clean it up, but the damage was already done and the burrito had ruined her first date with Michael, and since then he has not called her back for a second date. So we're about to get him on the phone and find out if it was the burrito that did her in. It's funny why you played the found effects, because that's exactly how it sounded in the moment it was. It

was a disaster. A hero. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna dial his phone number right now and find out why he won't go on a second date with you. Okay, I hope you guys can reach out. We'll try right now. I'm gonna dial this one of her Hello, Hello, may I speak to Michael? This is he? Hey, what's up, Michael? How are you? My name is Jubil from Brook and Jewel in the morning. Okay, cool, I'm calling you today because we actually received an email about you from somebody

who listens to our show. Okay, her name is Kara, and you guys went out on a date to Chipotle just a little bit ago. Uh yeah, I know. Kara. Well, she told us a little bit about your date, but she's also confused because you seem to be avoiding her for a second date. So she wanted us to get you on the phone and find out if something is wrong with her. It's a weird way of putting it. I know, but hey, I mean, is there a reason that you don't want to go on a second date

with her? She wanted us to ask, Okay, this is like a thing you guys do. Yeah it is. It's called a second date update. So Kara wanted us to get you on the phone and ask I don't really know why she would want to do this because you're like not committing to a date and apparently you're calling

her bud. What are you talking about? Yeah? She well, she told us at the end of the date, how you said something like I always enjoy meeting new friends, and then you took off, and she also said when you text her, you call her bud, so she's concerned that she's been friend zoned by you. Yeah. I mean she's got a great personality and I would like to be friends with her. Yeah. I mean. The thing is, Michael, nobody's on dating naps to be friends, like they're looking

for dates. I guess that's true. But like you know, sometimes you meet someone who you who you quick with on more of a friend level, and you know you you don't necessarily want to date them, but you want to continue being friends. Like I think men and women could be friends. So you know, well I don't. I don't think there's any possibility of men and women ever being friends. The bottom line, you just feel like you

guys are better off being friends, and that's it. Yeah, she's very cute, you know, she's just not quite my type. I would say, Okay, so what's your type? Then? Uh? I mean my friends always make fun of me for it, so um make fun of you for it. Yeah, they make fun of your type of person you like to date. You know, everybody has their type, and I just have a different type than a lot of people. I'm dying to know an eyepatch thing Oh god, I love people

with eye patches. It's always been my thing. Tell me it's eye patches. Uh no, not quite. I don't know the thing for a pirate. I promise you we won't make fun of you. If you tell us what your type is. I can trust you. No, of course you can't, but you should tell us anyway. Is it like a physical thing or a personality thing. No, it's it's physical. Okay, So what is it? Uh? Okay. Here's the thing about Kara?

Is Kara again great personality, really wonderful. Um she has you know, she's got a little bit too much back for me, pretty much back for you, Like she's a long back no, like the euphemism for back like um booty. Yeah. I mean yeah, guys, I told you this was weird. I I kind of like girls with like flatter backsides. Basically, wait, like basically, what it comes down to is I like flat bottom girls like flat bottom girls. I have never heard any man ever saying that it's formally a problem.

I know it's weird, it's just my thing. And look again, Kara was so nice and I really liked her as a friend. But that's just like my that's my thing I've always like that, Like that is so contrary to everything I've ever heard. No, I know this is why all my friends and stuff are constantly making fun of me. But like, I just like flat backside, Like I like, you know, why would you let that stop you from dating someone just because they don't have one physical characteristic

that you like. I don't know. It's in the same way that like, you know, some guys only date brunette or whatever. This is just you know, I come to realize that, like my best relationships have been with these types of people and like attracted too. Yeah. I mean you can't help. But if you're not attracted to big booties, then you're not going to be attracted to it. I mean it's not actually just big booties. I don't even like average. I just I like I like them flat.

It must be really hard for you to find girls that you are really attractive. No, No, you would be surprised. I mean, like Connecticut is a great place, Connecticut, Connecticut, Ever, no one builds up a big butt. Yeah. OK, do you take like vacations to Connecticut to find girls? No? I look, I've been online and just for some reason, you know, a lot of girls from Connecticut. It's just like a thing. I don't know, you learned something new.

Every day girls and connecticuts have flat bottoms. They don't, they don't. But that's an honest reason. I guess you just didn't. You didn't find her attractive because too much back and look, I understand, that's that's it's very strange, like I but I don't know. I mean, you like what you like? You know. It's too bad there's not a dating site specifically designed for you and your type flat bottom dot com or something. I don't know. Maybe I'll come up with it for you. Michael, thank you

for being honest. I appreciate it. I also feel like I need to be honest with you now. At this point, Kara is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you right now. She's not on the other line. Come on, yeah she is, Kara. Are you there? Hey? Hey, what's up? Kara? Oh my god, come on, guys, are you serious, Michael, Like, is that really the reason why

you're not calling me back? Because I have a big booty? No? No, oh my god, it's looks it's not even big, like that's that is not what I'm saying, like I said, this is just my thing. I like, I like flat booty. What is wrong with you? Like what guy in this world wants a pancake butt? Like, oh my god, this is so embarrassing. Kay, I don't think you should be insulted. I mean, I want your booty from the description of it. Well,

I love my lady. I mean, there's plenty of guys I would love to tap this, so as anything, he's missing out. So yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like for somebody else, for one of my friends, you know, definitely, Like I think you would definitely work out you. I don't know your friends. I thought maybe that, you know, I could kind of be like a wingman for you. Wow, Okay, I can't believe this is the reason why you're not

affecting me back. Like what I's talking about you like you have a big butt, well you know, and I don't have to be attracted to myself a devil standard. You're actually gonna get a butt reduction, aren't you, Michael. No. I mean, like I can't help when I'm attracted to And look, I'm very sorry. I think you're really great, you know, as a person. I really like you, and it's just to hurt my feeling. So whatever, O, Kara, it shouldn't. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but

it shouldn't hurt your feeling. You know, for most guys, your butt is like perfect, but it's just not for me, you know. I mean, not everybody likes Nicki Minaj like it's wow people. Some people like Taylor Swift's so good. If I told you something about your stuff that I didn't like, like your nose, Like your nose is pretty big, but I wasn't gonna say anything about that. Oh well, I mean, if you don't like guys with big noses, and you're probably not gonna like me. But I really

like your personality, so I thought I could see past it. Well, you know what, I'm glad this has happened, actually, because I actually really liked you as a person and I want to be friends. So I'm kind of glad this happened. I'm glad this is out in the opened out all right. Well, let's see if I really want to be your friend. I don't really blabor though, Michael. I mean, you're being

really superficial. I mean, trust me, I understand this, and this is a conversation I've had before with you know, various friends and stuff. But it's like, you know, you like what you like. That's that's what I like. Yeah, I mean, if you don't find somebody attractive because of a physical fee, no matter what it is, you're just you just don't find them attractive. I mean, Kara again, like my friends would love your plot. Can I introduce

you to a friend of mine? You know, I know a lot of great guys who would love your butt. I mean, it just doesn't work for me, but some of my friends for sure. Well, I'm not desperate. I've know a lot of people about like what I have too, But I'm guys sharing with your friends. Okay, Okay, I'm not saying that you're desperate. I'm just saying, you know, like,

as your friend, I want to help you. I just don't think I really want to be friends with somebody who thinks the way you do, Like you're okay, Look, you're just being emotional right now because you know, like I've found a civic thing that I like, and I just like girls with flat him quarters you know pretty much? It all right, Well, I'm gonna I know the answer already, but I'm gonna ask the question, Michael, would you like to go out on a second date with Kara? We

will pay for it as friends. I would love to go out with her again. All right, Well, I don't want to go out with you. You can just go out searching for all the little pancake buts out there. You can go to Connecticut if you want to. Alright, Well, it's a lot of passion. Yeah, Kara, I'm sorry you didn't get a second date, but you found out good news. Sounds like you have a nice butt. Yeah, that's too.

I already need that though, And I can tell you right now there are a lot of dudes listening to the show right now who are texting in who want to date with you. So don't worry about that. You're gonna be fine, Michael. I don't know about you, though. It's gonna be really tough for you to find dates. I mean, I guess so. But if anybody texts you say have a flat, you know where to find. All right, both of you, guys up text in seven eight, five

nine two. We learned something very important from today's second date update. If you missed it, The thing that we learned is all the flat bottom girls are in Connecticut. That's where you have to go if you don't like the booty. Apparently Kara wanted us to call a guy named Michael. He wasn't calling back after their date. We got him on the phone, and the reason that he wasn't calling her back apparently Kara has a booty. Not a huge booty, not a way too big booty, just

a booty. And Michael says that his thing is he likes girls with really flat butts, which is so simple, but it's also so shallow, like you chalk someone like, you write him off all because of just you like what you like. You know, if you don't find somebody physically attractive, you kind of friend zoned her and that's cool, Like he liked her as a person, but he's like, we can never date romantically because you got that booty. But I have a really flat button. I feel like

I should support him, but I do. Yeah, this is like one of the few guys is actually into your type, you know what. Somebody text it in at seven, eight, five and nine two said I'm married to a girl from Minnesota. She has the flattest butt ever. Maybe this guy should go shopping in Minnesota for a lady. So now we need to figure out where in the country do the smallest butts exist, and maybe we could send this guy there on a vacation so that he can

find a girl that is good for him. I feel my long line of flat butts, it's a genetic thing comes from Oklahoma. Oklahoma. I mean that's where my mom's from, and so we got my aunts. Shoot, Connecticut, nothing there, man, Oklahoma, Minnesota. Where is the mecca of the small butt in America. Well, we could do it like a go fund me or something to send this guy there because that is a very specific taste. And they agreed to not go out again because he just can't. He's not into it. He

just likes it back with legs attached, Yes he does. Remember, if you want to do a second ay update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.