Second Date Update PODCAST: #FitLife

pretty sure, I'll check you out. Oh you want bottle service? Sorry, no bottle service at this club because I'm not talking about actual club, I'm talking about Instagram. The hottest come in town. Welcome to Instagram? What can I get? Yeah? They met each other on the Graham. That's what I think every single time club bouncer that you have in here, I want Twitter. Twitter's Twitter's disgusting. Now, Hello, welcome on Twitter. Nobody really comes in here much what it come on?

I think we got some bottles line around or somewhere. That's a Twitter. Instagram is much cooler. There's a back room somewhere. Yeah, don't get me started on my space tossing a syringe right when you're walking out. But the people met on Instagram. I'm talking about Russ and the girl's name is Jesse. I think that's what the email said, Russ. What's up? How are you? Hey? Guys, what's up? What's up?

Clowning me or what? I don't know. We're clowning Instagram more than anything else or just social media in general. I probably deserve it. No, okay, so you met the girl you want to call today on Instagram service? Sorry, okay, yeah, you bet her on Instagram? You funny? Uh yeah? Did you have mutual friends or were you just stocking? No? Like,

I'm a I'm a workout dude. You know. I was posting some photos of my workout, and like, you know, in the gym community, we all kind of like you guys are super active huge Yeah, hey, you know whatever. So I was checking out this hashtag fit live, you know, just kind of in who I can just check out live? Yeah,

yeah life. So I found this girl, Jessee, and she's super hot and she's super fit, and I was like, oh man, this girl's like I'm down right, And so I just started following her and you know, liking her photos and whatnot, and then reached out and messaged her. I'm like, hey, like you're hot and we have the same interests and like, let's get together. Sounds like a beautiful romantic message. Tell me you put like a water emoji in there too, the water drop emoji. There's lots

of flexing, lets of flexing. Yeah, you do sound like a wordsmith, sir, you really do. What did she say back? She was like, thanks for reaching out, Like I love your photos. I'm like, I love your photos. And we had like a little love fest going on, and I decided, like, let's meet up, and so I basically asked her out the date via Instagram, right, you know what I mean? And I thought, let's meet at my gym. Yeah, oh you get like to do a workout together? Yeah, Like

I go to really cool Jim. I'm like, you know, it's a huge part of my life and it's a part of her life, and I'm like, this might be a great way to kind of size each other up and hang out. Yeah, if you guys both love working out, that's actually a really good idea for a date. Yeah, I met. She was excited about it. Yeah, So we met up and it was great. She was hot, super strong and fit and look great and we just traded off workouts like I do some reps of this, and

she would suggest we go to this and that. We just swapped, you know, two different machines and did you have time to like actually talk to each other too. Yeah, we have like loads stuff in common and we're just kind of cracking up and it was fun. It wasn't like some dead serious workout. It was like fun and like you should have just had those big like over the ear beats headphones on and silence. Did it seem like she had fun too? Yeah, I mean she was into it. And at one point I had this idea.

I'm like, like how much do you weigh? Like let me bench press you? And then she was gonna try to bench press me. That didn't work, but I like bench pressed her and I we did like a live Instagram like story of me bench pressing her. Okay, yeah that is you see that's Jim Love. Yeah. After hashtag fit life. If you guys soak up, you're gonna be that couple on Instagram. It's always like you're doing pull ups with her, like wrap around. She's up. Oh man,

I can't wait. I hope this works out for you, dude. That would be like a dream come true. And the thing is, I've always wanted to meet a girl that was this into fitness because none of my friends were was into it is me, but I was like, I met this girl and I'm like, she's more into it. I mean like we were like a perfect couple. So this is like your dream girl basically, is what I'm hearing. She's totally totally total dream girl. Like I never meet

anyone like this. Okay, how did everything end? Like? She had the locker room, I had to locker room. I'm like, meet me outside, we'll grab a smoothie afterwards and we'll like go for a walk and just okay. So I go into the locker room and I shower, change, come back,

No sign of her. Okay, damn, well she's taken a while. Yeah, And so I grabbed the lady at the option desk and I said, hey, can you human favor, Can you go into the women's locker room and just check on her, like make sure everything's cool, Because it was like fifteen twenty minute, like time had passed right, right, and she comes out and says she's not there, man, what And I'm like, what are you talking about? Like I was standing here the whole time, like how could I have

missed her? And she's like there's nobody in there. Well, either she ditched you or it was your dream girl and you were imagining the whole thing really weird workouts by yourself. Oh my god, Jubi got to the bottom of it. I never thought of that. Maybe she had some sort of emergency though. I thought at least I would get a text message, at least I get a call or something like. I reached out to her no response to no response in no response. Wow. How long

has it been now? I don't know, it's been like five day five six has been updating her Instagram feed. Yeah she has. I mean I've watched her. Okay, okay, so she's safe and fine, definitely doing good. Okay, Well play a song and then come back and all and get your second date update. Okay, all right, man, all right, man, hang on brooking Jubil in the morning. Second date. Hey, everybody, welcome back to the cycling class and second date up date.

My name is Dylan. I'll be your instructor today. First of all, before we get started, I want to thank everybody coming out to my new cycling gym. It's a cycling gym where we stay on our seats the whole time. It's called sit and spin, and I thank you for coming out because we're gonna push it to the extreme today with your second day update Spend class. I really honest think it like I've taken classroo you before. I'm not even lying you in the back there, Brook, I

don't see you pushing hard enough. Brook. Remember, sit on that seat, don't get off that seat. This is sitting span. This is sitting spend where you sit down. The whole class still cursed. They always up focus on somebody. You were there laughing in the background. Get to spending. I don't see you spending. If you don't spend, I'm gonna come over there and beat you with the best ball bat. Oh sorry, little dress up on that. I was loking a little angry whacks man. Why am I doing that?

Because the guy on the phone for a Seconday Up Day today, his name is Russ. He didn't meet the girl out a spin class, but he did go to the gym with her. He met her on Instagram. They're both fitness people, so they decided to work out together. He thought, I went awesome, but when they were done working out, she went to shower up, he went to shower up, and then she disappeared. She was just gone, and he hasn't heard from her in about a week. So we're going to call her and find out why

she didged him. All right, Russ, you're ready, Yeah, let's do this. I'm kind of worried about this one because you say that she's your dream girl, and she is obviously saying she wants nothing to do with you. I'm hoping that it's just some sort of misunderstanding. I don't know if she was like mad, like yeah, I'm trying to figure out. Yeah, I like your positive think, Russ. Well, I mean, I'm just I can't imagine anything else. Let's put it that way. I think that has to be

a reason. Yeah. Cool, Well, dal her phone number right now and see if we can figure it out. Here we go, Hello, hi, Misspeak to Jesse. Please, this is she. Hey, what's up, Jesse? How are you? This is Jewel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Wait what yes, Yeah, it's the whole show. Actually, what's up? Oh my gosh, I listened to you guys all the time. Oh sweet? Why are you at the gym? Yeah? How did you know that? Follow you on Instagram hashtag not? No,

you don't seem me like every photo of yours. I would definitely know. Um. No, I'm calling you today, Jesse. First of all, thank you for listening to appreciate it. But somebody emailed us about you for a second date update. Oh my god. Yeah, you know, I'm assuming you. I don't know when you listen. But do you listen to the second date updates? Yes? All the time? Okay, so you know what they are. Yeah? I knew this was going to happen eventually. Oh you did? Are you like

not calling a lot of guys back? No, I've just been on like a lot of bad dates. Oh okay, so at some point game I'm going to be on show. Yeah. Well, then, do you have any idea who would have emailed us to call you? Is it Kevin? It's probably Kevin. No, it's not Kevin. Oh but Kevin. Yeah it's not Kevin. No, it's not Oh god, Okay that was a really bad one. Yeah, all right, maybe this one won't be that bad. His

name is Russ. Oh really, yeah, okay, I mean other guys were worse than that, so this is actually good. Oh nice? Okay, Well, maybe we can get you on for those other guys too. Is there anybody that you want to call um? No, not a moment. Well, Russ told us that you guys worked out together, and then you ditched him after the workout. Um, yeah, I just wasn't feeling it. That's kind of I mean, even if you weren't attract to him, he sounded like a nice guy. It's a rude move just to ditch him at the

end of a date. No, he was a nice guy. We're just not on the same level. On the same level. Hmm. That's like again, rude to just leave at the end of the date. Well, the date was over. No, he said that he was getting you a smoothie and that you know, there's like that wrap up thing, like whether you're gonna do it again or not. And no, I mean I stayed for the workout. We did our thing, and there was no need for like a wrap up.

At the end, I knew there wasn't a future there, So okay, and hopefully he would be able to pick up on your hint. It was there anything that he did wrong to make you just want to leave like that? He's just a prototypical meat head. Well you mean like just protein shakes, meal prep, Jim, that's it, That's all he cares about, like Jim bro. Yeah, but what did you expect? I mean, you met over the hashtag fit life. I expected somebody who was into fitness and he's not. Yea,

we talked to him. It sounds like he is not in the way that I am. I don't you explain better? The Russ is all about his upper body, like he does not work out his legs and I don't respect that. Wait, whats leg days? Yes? I don't know if Russ has ever done a leg day in his life. What sweet is that an attractive? Like he doesn't have muscly legs and you don't think it's attractive. Like my four year old niece has bigger calves than he does. So no,

I don't think it's attractive. It's actually a huge turn off to have this completely imbalanced like physique. Okay, so you don't respect bros who don't do leg day? No, not at all like, you can't just focus on bicepcurls. You actually have to do like a leg crackt or like yeah, I guess you can. Wow. Yeah, that's a lot about this part. Yeah, Russ is on the other line and wants to talk to you. Um, I don't skip leg days, by the way, So your legs are

just disproportionate even though you work them out. I work out my legs all the time. I'm a hard gainer. Okay, it takes me a long time to get gains Okay in my lege. Okay, look, Russ, I'm sorry if like I've offended you. Like your upper body looks great, like from the waist up, completely ripped, um, you know, completely toned and lean, but the leg thing just turns me off. Okay, yeah, sure my legs could be bigger, that's fine, But I mean they're sculpted. Okay, I working like quads are beautiful.

Actually they need a little development. You're right, I appreciate it. Okay, it's a it's a note, duly not. But that doesn't mean you need to ditch after a really cool day just vanishing with the thin air. It wasn't that great of a date, Like you just wanted to do curls and like overhead press the entire time, like I was trying to get you on leg machines, like some actual heavyweight leg exercises. Then you wouldn't even do it. It It

was a Bison tries day. I'm not going to block all my effort into my legs out say hard, meaner. So you've got to work to extra. I'm a trainer, Okay, I do this for a living, so I think I know how to work out my own bro stop stop. I was a trainer for a long time, a very good one, and so I know what I'm talking about. Okay, well, then you would understand we're doing buys a try. So is my favorite discussion. I think trading sight right now.

Is that what we're having. Apparently, Jesse, it's true. I work out my legs twice a week, okay, and sorry that's not evident for you. Okay, well then you need to do them every other day and maybe eat some more food or something, because like we do not insult my meal prep. Okay, it sounds like you just got heated. Okay, I'm sure. I'm sure that your meal prep is on point. Mate. We're just it's very on point, thank you very much. I put a lot of prep into this. I eat clean, Okay,

I get all my macros. I do not need a lecture about my diet. Okay. Well, I'm a hard gain or. I told you that. Yeah, I heard you. I'm sorry you're having so much trouble adding masks to your legs. But I'm not the one who's gonna help it out. I don't know. I don't know who's signed to be on. I don't know if someone's being mean or not. Do we somehow go into Spanish? I don't know. So I'm just I'm not into guys that look like a triangle,

like an upside on triangle. Okay, triangle? Okay, you weren't seeing that when I was bench pressing you, when you were staring at my body, when you were liking all my picks. Um well, during the workout, I was trying to just be polite and with the picks. You must have just really gotten a good angle because I couldn't tell whoa wow? Okay, wait are you are your feelings hurt right now? Russ? Of course, did you hear what she said about my leg? How would you feel? I

don't think it would bother me as much. But I know that you. You know, you're like you said, it takes a long time for you to get muscle in your legs. So do you have any idea what it's like a hard gainer? No? No, Jesse, Do you have any idea what it's like being a hard gainer? Yeah? I have a few friends who are hard gainers. But I mean, I don't know. I'm just genetically blessed together. Wow, lucky you, Jesse. I mean, I feel like you're kind of rude. Still you left him? Do you make in

front of his legs? Do you feel bad at all? No? I don't feel bad. Like I was polite through the date. I finished the workout and then I left like I'm not going to waste time on that. Like I told you, I don't respect anyone who doesn't work out their legs. Okay, oh my god, I work out my leg how many times? Up to tell you? I squake two fifty? Whoa man, this is getting weight too heated. I just have to I'm gonna ask. I'm gonna ask Jesse before this because out of control, would you like to go out on

a second date with Russ, Jesse, we will pay for it. No, yeah, with your hard gains. Wow, that's good. That's good. I like this, so I like to where this is gone, because every competitor needs fuel for competition. Okay, and Jesse, keep looking at my Instagram and check out those legs and you'll see the games I'm making because of you. All Right, Okay, Jesse, if Russ gets some more gains in his legs, would you quant with him again? Yeah? Um, I'll believe it when I see it. We'll get ready

to believe. Okay. Hashtag leg day every day in the morning text message at seven eight five nine two says that was really route of her, But I do agree you shouldn't just focus on one body partner and juil in the morning the hucking about today's second date update, Russ wanted to call Jesse. They met on Instagram because he saw her post something under the hashtag fit live. Yeah,

and their first date was a workout. We got her on the phone to find out why she wasn't calling him back, and it's well, it's because Russ apparently skip's leg days and he doesn't have the legs that it takes to date. Jesse you know though, after this call, he is so self conscious. Oh yeah, all that man is doing his legs right now. Oh yeah. And I thought people would be calling her rude, but pretty much everybody texting in is like, I agree, it's disgusting when

you go to the gym and your legs you're tiny. Bro. Leg day was such a big deal. He made a comment about being able to squat two fifty, and everybody's piling on on that too, Like, I have a seventy year old, seventy eight year old grandpa who can squat two fifty. Bro. We have a lot of fit people listening to the show apparently are in a lot better shape than any of us. A lot of meat heads texting in this morning. The one text that we got this says, I feel so fat right now. Yeah. So anyway,

they're not going out again, But that's fine. Rust needs more time to focus on his legs, I guess, because he's a hard gainer and he needs to get those legs nice and big. Remember, if you want to do a second day up, they don't have to do his email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back