Second Date Update PODCAST: Fish That Swim

I just made that up. No, but I'm fine with it. Okay, okay, all right, Well, I'm just gonna call you a short thing from now on. So you said that this is the first time you've ever been blown off by a guy and not gotten a second date? Yep, is the first time. How is that possible, That's what I'm saying. I don't know how it's possible. I met my half, you've never been blown off. I don't know. She's never had that happen to me before. So this must be a very confusing time in your life. And I'm sorry

about that. Amanda. Tell us a little bit about the guy that you want us to call today. What's his name? His name is Jimmy. Okay, Jimmy. So, uh, this is the story. So one morning I was getting coffee before work and I left the shop and some guy ran outside after me and he was like, you forgot this. And I turned around and he had a comb in his hand and I was like, what, that's not mine and he was like, I know, I know, I just needed something to get your attention. I just wanted to

talk to you. Oh okay, So it was a little trick to try to talk to you. So he showed you his dirty, bacteria ridden comb that he had in his pocket. Well, I thought it was funny, you know it? You know clever? Whatever? Are you someone who often gets chased down in parking lots for dates? Not chased down?

But you know, guys asked me out. Yeah, so you know, we got to talking and he seems cool and hey, that's funny, asked me to hang out, and I said, well, I have work right now, but he asked for my number, so I gave it to him and we texted for a few days and Facebook team, you know, did the background shack all of that. Yeah, right, So you did your due diligence to find out if he's a perv or not right exactly. So he seemed cool. So we set a time to you know, hang out for date

and we went to dinner. How was dinner? Was everything cool? Well, everything was good, except for one part that was a little bit weird. Um. I told him I used to be a dancer. That's what I'm talking about. Back that kind of answer. I danced for a sports team, and you could dance for a sports team. Oh okay, Still, let's not quite the caliber of dancer I was hoping for. That's what I was gonna say. Maybe he's not calling

you back because you're not that kind of dancer. Well, when I told him, he got this weird look after I said it, kind of like you guys did when I told you for the birth time. It's understandable, that's oh no, no, not that type of dancer. I used to dance for a fourteen Yeah, But then he seems skeptical, like he didn't really believe me. So I don't know. Maybe he thought I was covering up that I really

was that kind of dancer. Is that why you think he's not calling you back because because he thinks you're a stripper. I don't know it could be. It's the only thing I can think of. Are you insulted that a man thinks that you are a stripper? No? I mean I told him the truth. Can I ask you a question, Amanda? Yeah, you don't sound like you're really that into this guy. Do you want to just do a second date? Update because he's the only guy never to call you back? Kind of? Yeah, that's fine. I

am all four of that. It's weird when somebody doesn't, you know, call you back after a date. Yeah. I mean I don't even need a second date. I just want to know why he called me. I mean, is that okay that I still do this? Yeah? Absolutely it is. Why don't you tell us how everything ended with him? Well, he gave me a kiss on the cheek and we went our separate ways. Did you make any plans for a future date? No, he said, you know, I'll call you. Have you tried texting him? No? I haven't texted him.

Oh yeah, you'd never do something like that. Well, I'm waiting for him to text me. But maybe, I mean, maybe he just cut onto the fact that you're not really that interested in him, and so he thought why I even put the energy in. I don't care. I just want to know why he's not calling you back. Okay, how long has it been then since your date? Since you haven't reached out to him, you're just waiting for him to call. It hasn't been like a day or anything,

has it. No, it's done like two weeks. Okay, Yeah, that's an official blow off then. Yeah, this is the first time this has ever happened to me and I can't figure it out. Okay, well we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date up date. All right, Okay, thank you. You're welcome hang brooking jubil in the morning. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the sting. Amanda. Yeah,

rita fellas, she's working for you. She wants a second date update because the guys she went out with won't call her back and she is so upset and she's about to take it out for everybody to see. Get your ones out. Amanda's taking center stakes. You're gonna show us how a second date update is really done. Isn't that right, Amanda? Yeah? Why am I introwing Amanda like that? Well,

because she's a dancer. Unfortunately, she's not that kind of dancer, but she thinks that the guy isn't calling her back because during their date, she was like, I'm a dancer, and then he gave her a weird look like you always hear when somebody just says, there a dancer. You're like, I know what that means. And then she explained that she wasn't that kind of dancer, but she feels like maybe he didn't believe her. That's the only thing she can think of as to why he wouldn't be calling

her back. Also say that she's never been blown off by a guy before. Ever, this is the first guy never to call her and ask for a second date, and that's more important to her than even getting the second date. She just wants to know why this is the one guy who wouldn't call her back. Amanda, Yep, you're ready to get this thing going. I'm ready. He is always ready. She lives by the matter. If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready, and we're

ready for some hot second date action. She's been moonlighting as a strip club DJ. Haven't you I want that job so bad? Okay, sorry, Brooke, you were saying something to DOHI man before I started the music yeah. I mean, if it comes back that maybe he's just been out of town for the last two weeks and there's a totally reasonable explanation. Were you actually going to turn him down at that point? I don't know. I mean, I guess we'll see how it goes. You sound actually pissed

that this guy's not calling you back. I am. I just want to know, like, of all the guys that I dated, why is it this guy that's not called on? What reads it does he have? Well? I'm gonna dial the phone of her right now and get him on the phone and see if we can find out why. Okay, Hi, can I speak to Jimmy please? Yeah, this is a Jimmy. Hey, Jimmy, how are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. Jebil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning,

the radio program. Why is a radio program calling me? Well, because one of our listeners actually emailed us and asked if we could get you on the phone. Her name is Amanda, and you recently took her out on a date. Okay, So Amanda emailed us and told us about your date, and she also said she really liked you a lot and she's wondering why you're not calling her back. She said, it's been like two weeks since you guys went out.

She's been hoping you would call to ask her on a second date, but she's heard nothing, and she's wondering, is there whoat she did? I said, I bet she did. Why do you say it like that? Well, Amanda is uh, uh boy, Amanda's uh, she's something else. Um. We talked to her just to let you know. We talked to her. She told us about meeting you. I thought it was really cool the way she did. She didn't sound like anything that I mean you. I say, she's a real

pisser on the air. Sure, what do you mean by that? Like she had a like problem. It's a nightmare, she's a nightmare. Did you say she's a nightmare? She was a nightmare? Why is she a nightmare? What? What'd she tell you? She just said, you guys went out to dinner and had some good conversation, ended the date with a kiss on the cheek, and she was hoping to hear from you again. That's it pretty much it. Yeah, Well,

let's look, okay, Amanda is a very attractive woman. But I could tell everything about her from her food order. What do you mean, like she's a vegetarian and you just can't stand those people? Like I feel the same. Oh, it's a lot worse than that. Okay, well what could be worse? What did she do just ordering food that pissed you off enough to like call her a pisser or whatever thing. Let me give you a blow by blow description. She started off by asking for bottled water,

no ice, and he couldn't be tap water. She explained all this to the waiter. Why is that so offensive to you? Though? Oh, that's not offensive. That was just the opening salvo, all right. It got worse from there. Then she explained that she had certain diet terry restrictions, like didn't eat any red meat. Okay, gue, no dairy, No fish that swim. What but fish that swim? You know, yeah, let that sink. So no, no dairy, no fish that swim. She's a picky eater, obviously. Yeah. I even asked her.

I said, what do you mean fish that swim? Oh? So she made this little wavy motion with their hand. You know, fish that swim? I said, yeah, I know, dish that swim. Don't off fish swim? No, no, you know, there's some little fish that walk around You're, like, like shrimp, lobsters, anything with little bitty legs are okay? Is that just because she has like an allergy or something? I so, who knows. I thought you were just I thought you were just saying it, like as a figure of speech,

when you were talking fish that swims. I didn't realize that was the exact words that came out of her. She actually he said fish that swim. You know. I was gonna just take it at face value, but she went on to explain to me that fish that swim have a higher lucury content, and so if you eat fish that swim, you're slowly killing yourself. He sounds really upset about this. I wanted to eat a whole fish right then? Okay, so is it all right? So she's a picky eater. I've never heard the fish that swim

thing before? Why not either? Why not go out with her on a second date? Though? Is that the only bad thing? Well? Wasn't that enough? I don't know, I mean it was high maintenance. Okay, it's a high maintenance issue. Can I ask as I'm just curious what did she end up ordering? For dinner. I don't know, some sort of salad dressing. You know something about her with water dressing. So we talked to her about your date, and she

didn't mention her diet terrorist fictions. But she did also say, you're the only guy that has ever not called her back for a second date. You know that. Yeah, that's kind of hard for me to believe. I can't imagine all the other guys in her life have put up with that. Oh my gosh. You know what, Jimmy, thank you for being honest with us. Man, I appreciate it, no problem. And now I feel like I must be honest with you because Amanda is actually on the other

line listening to this conversation. Yeah, I am here, and I'm hearing what you're saying about me. Hey, Amanda, I care about what goes in my body, and obviously you don't know I was caring about what one in your body in a completely different way. Thank you for taking the words out of my mouth, Jimmy. I was hoping I didn't have to make that joke. You're sure, dude, Jimmy, I will say to stand up for her. What do you expect the hottest girl you've ever seen to then

go down a cheeseburger. Thank you have that body that she probably has and also mowed down on cheese fries all the time. Look, I leish you ever heard the phrase, no matter how hot she is, there's some guy they're just tired of hers. Yes, your information. I didn't even want a second date. I literally just wanted this to happen, to find out why you didn't call me back, why you were such a jerk. Obviously, I thought this girl that you've ever gone out with, so that's for you. Look,

I'm gone. You're very hot, okay, but and I totally sleep with you want, But I just don't want to eat with you again. That leads me to my question, Jimmy, would you like to go on a second date with Amanda? There will be no eating you, okay. I was gonna say you guys, I would pay for you guys to go to dinner, but you don't even have to do that. You can just sleep together once. I'm not interested either, Amanda. Huh No, I'm not. Yeah, you're not missing out there,

Amanda whatsoever. Clearly, you know what, You're just a low class jerk, and you obviously can't handle a woman like me. I don't want to handle a woman like you. I'd rather handle a woman that eats fish that swim. And by the way, I don't care what you think all fish swim. Well, this was definitely not a successful second date update, but we can try to answer the question our text my support seven eight five nine two do all fish swim? Texted in there's something way more important

going on now. A lot of people texting in about today's second date update, but most of them missing the point, yeah, of actually what was going on in the second date update, because most of the text messages that we're getting in are just wanting dates with either party, the guy or the girl from the second date update. Text in like this at seven eight five to nine two. That Southern accent is so sexy, you can give him my number. Another text at seven eight five nine two that says

tell her to hit me up. Another text in at seven eight five to nine two, this is I'm in love with Jimmy, give him my number, la, So everybody wants Jimmy's number. Jimmy did have a Southern accent, but I guess nobody could pay attention to what was actually going on in the second Date update. There's like he dreamy if you missed the second Date update. This girl Amanda wanted us to call a sexy guy named Jimmy.

Apparently we know why she wanted to call him. Wanted him to call her back because apparently he's the sexiest man on the planet according to the text message seven eight five nine two. And we got him on the phone and the reason that he wasn't calling her back was because when they were out eating, she said, I I don't I have very like strict diet her names, and I don't eat any fish that swims, and that

made him angry. People are also pissed at her for that because there's like, those are crustaceans that don't swim. It's all fish swim. There's a lot of marine biologists was in the show. It was a lot of technical. It was one of those ridiculous things that people said, I I only ate purple fish and only the ones that don't swim, and the ones that like can blank, can fish even blink? I don't think they could. Yeah, there's like two fish that can blank, and I eat

only those ones. And she said it was something about the mercury and the water and the fish that swim according to her higher levels of mercury. I don't know. Apparently it just comes down to him not wanting to go out with somebody who's a picky eater. Yeah, and a little bit high maintenance. Yes, definitely. It's like when you go with someone who's I'm a pscytarian. Yeah, whatever, you eat a little bit of meat, you eat fish. Yeah.

But anyway, he didn't want to go out with her again, he said no, But he'll be fine because he's getting text tons of text message in seven, eight, five nine two from people who just want to go out on a date with him because he had a Southern accent. So I'm not worried about Jimmy. I am, however, worried about Amanda that she's not gonna be able to find anything to eat in the near future. Yeah. Now I can't even eat the fish that walk, so I don't know,

or the vegetables that grow. I'm not going to eat them anymore either. Remember, if you want a second date up, they don't have to do his email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving ninety two point five