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Second Date Update PODCAST: Fashion Backwards

May 22, 201715 min
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How many mistakes can you make on a date and STILL GET A KISS at the end of the night? Well, for Jubal... He doesn't HAVE A LIMIT... but for the average modern man, you only get so many "strikes" before you're out of the game... Well one of our listeners had way too many mistakes (even before they got to their destination)... Find out why HIS date ended early in the Second Date below!

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Speaker 1

Looking Jews second Dato dates. You know, there are all kinds of dates. There are good dates, there are bad dates. There are dates that end prematurely, really, and everybody is disappointed. I've had a lot of first dates into prematurely, and you know, I've never been disappointed. I've always been perfectly fine with it. But Joe, who is on the phone today, had his date into prematurely and he's actually disappointed about it. What's up, Joe? Hey, goods? How you doing pretty good?

How are you? I just established right off the bat we're talking about like it didn't last very long in terms of time. Well, I believe me that wasn't the case here. I still don't know what we're arguing. Yeah, I'm not talking about whatever jew Bils is going into right now. The date didn't last very long. I'm fine in whatever department he was going into. What are you leading into? Joe? I was talking about your date? You said you guys didn't even get through it. I had

a great date planned out right. I really liked this girl, Allison, and she's just just an amazing, amazing girl. It didn't really go as planned. Yeah, it sounds like you you have a lot of pressure riding on this one date leading up to it. Well, I just I really liked

this girl. I wanted to make a good impression. I got these really great tickets to a show I thought too like, I spent way too much money on it, and I got my car washed and I got it detailed and everyone because a girl always notices when a man rolls up in a clean car. Absolutely, it's what I thought. And I get there, I pick her up, and we're on our way to the show, and my car broke down. I like, does that it looked at

like last month. I don't know why it broke down, but it just Yeah, my car has broken down on a lot of dates. To Joe, Yeah, I know what you're saying. My car literally broke down. I don't know what you're implying, but my car literally broke down. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think he's implying that you didn't check the dipstick before you left show. My dipstick was fine. Something happened was with the motor. I don't know what it was. I can tell the show that

you're getting a note of this. Okay, so your car broke down, and what happened. Then the car broke down and I was trying my best to fix it. I was getting really frustrated it and she was actually so sweet. We went to a gas station, shelped me fix the car, and we did fix it. But by the time it was fixed, the show had already started. I thought, well, there's no point in going to the show now we were already way okay, but wait, can we stop for

just a second. You fix your own car. You didn't call triple A. I figured I was in a hurry. I wanted to get to the show, and I wanted I'm saying that's impressive, and that that right there should have won you a second date. I mean I wanted to show where I was a real man, that I could fix my own car, maybe salvage the date at somehow. Yeah, I could get under the hood and just the wingdings. I know all about that. I know all about it, or that I can put it in a little elbow.

Great impressed. She was impressed, and I was impressed. She was not like above helping me fix it herself. She got right in there with me. So, I mean, none of this sounds bad. Yeah, it didn't go as planned. But that doesn't mean it went bad. I mean I spent a lot of time planning the date, and I spent a lot of money on the tickets, and I just it went completely ninety degrees in a different direction.

I thought it was going to go and I just I She asked me if I could just take her home because then I was kind of shot and said thought, well, maybe I can parlay this into i don't know, like making your nice dinner or something at her place and maybe a little Netflix and chill or something. Yeah, there you go. You can made the car break down on purpose, didn't you. Yeah, not as impressive, Joe. But okay, I did not break down the car on purpose, I assure

you that. So how did you in things then? With her? Well? I took her back to her place and I asked, I said, we would you like to at least hang out for a little bit and I can make you some dinner And she said, well, maybe another time, right, So I just thought, oh, okay, maybe I can come back in a couple hours. Let me give you a chance to you know, shower and get yourself free. And he said no, like like another day, and oh, okay, okay, maybe have you overplayed my hand there a little bit?

But I thought, okay, fine, I'll I'll go out with her against some other time when, uh, you know, when my car is in better shape or something. So I was texting her back and forth, trying to call her and just nothing. It went like radio silence. Thought what did I do to offend this girl? And how how many hours would you say, you guys spent together from pick up to car breakdown to drop off. We have to know each other pretty well in two hours helping me fix my car like that, you didn't have any

big freakouts where you're trying to fix it. Did you start like beating up the car and yelling and cussing? No? No, I mean I was a little upset. I mean who wouldn't be. I had this whole great date plan and then then my car breaks down. It's embarrassing. Okay, well we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right, thanks hanging rooking

Cuba in the morning date. If you're just tuning in for today's second date update, Joe is on the phone, and Joe is what we like to call a real man. That's right, Joe can fix a minor problem on his car with his bare hands in under three hours. Pretty amazing feat. And that's what happened on his first date. It actually ended up ruining his date though, because they never made it to the show they were trying to

go to. And then after his car broke down and they fixed it, he ended up taking her back to her place. And now she's not calling him back, and he wonders, why why wouldn't she call you back? Joe, You're the last real man on earth, and every time I'm the last real man on earth, I've just I've fixed my car and I did my best to show her a good time. And damn it, Joe bragging again. Joe. I mean, they're kidding, but it is pretty sexy when a man can, you know, be hands on and fix stuff. Well,

I do what I can. Yeah, but I will say, you sound almost a little angry that she isn't calling you back. Oh yeah, if I put her in a lot of time with that day and I prepared for it. Okay, Okay, so there should be no reason why you didn't get a call back. I'm flabbergast that I have no idea why coming back to me. Right, all right, Well, I'll dollar phone number right now and see if we can figure it out. Okay, all right, all right, here we go. Hello. Hi,

can I speak to Alison please? This is Alison. Hey, Alison, how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewbil in the Morning. Huh? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewbil in the Morning. It's a radio show. What Jubil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. I don't understand. We can tell English or because I can speak Spanish to you if you need can you know I speak English? Fine, I just don't know what's

happening right now, I'll explain. My name is Jewel. I host a radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. And we have a listener who emailed us about you. What I feel like the appropriate response. We do a segment on our show called the second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after they email us to see if we can get you on

the phone and find out what happened. And recently you met up with a dude named Joe right right, and Joe liked you a lot, and he told us about your date. But now he says you're not calling him back. Okay, yeah, but what does that have to do with you. Well, our job is to see if we can get you on the phone and ask why you don't want to talk to Joe. Okay, but I never said he could talk to anyone about me. Well, just so you know, he only said good things. Well, what did he say.

He said that you guys were going on a date. He had planned to take you to a show. He was really excited about it, but unfortunately, on the weight of the date, his car broke down and he took you home and hasn't heard from you since. Okay, that happened. He also said that you were super awesome and that he really wanted to impress you, and that he was super bummed that you guys missed the show. Yeah, so

he's saying what he did was supposed to impress me. Well, the tickets are going to But I was impressed that he fixed his own car. I thought that was pretty sexy. I mean, a man who can do that, it's kind of awesome. Yes, a man that could do that would be awesome. Okay, So that's him though, because he said, unless he's lying. He said, his car broke down and then he fixed it and then had to take you home. And he said you chipped into He said you helped out.

He said I helped Yeah, yeah, I did all of it. You fixed his car. We broke down. He got out like he was gonna check it out, and instead he stood by the side of the road and stared at the car. What like, he didn't even open the hood, He just no. So I got out and asked him if he was going to pop the hood and check it out, and he told me that he could not. What do you mean? And when I asked him why, he said it was because he didn't want to ruin his new leather pants. And that was when I noticed

his skin tight leather pants that apparently cost him a lot. Yeah, forget the car for a second. He was wearing leather pants. Leather pants. I don't know if I like surprised it shocked that he was wearing the leather pants, or that it took you so long to notice the leather pants. Well, just wearing the leather pants in general is kind of a turn off. And then to tell me that you can't fix your car because you don't want to get them dirty. Well, they're probably expensive. I think leather clothes

thing is usually pretty expensive. So did he just stand over you while you fixed his car? I told him he should go run back to the gas station that was down the road and pick up a few things to see if we couldn't get things working. And I let him go, and by the time he got back, I had the car fixed for him. Good job, I know. I think you're sexy. So he walked all the way to a rant of the gas station and leather pants

that is hot, steamy? Yeah, that swampy? Doesn't it? Not attractive? See, you guys can probably get why I'm not wanting to talk to him anymore, right, I personally don't I like anybody in leather pants. And that's why I like Joe, because Joe is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. He's on the phone, Yes he is, Joe. Do you even understand how expensive those pants are? I shipped them in from Italy? They were hand bag Wow. Yeah, whoa exactly that's worth more than

your car? Probably? Whoa? Joe? The insults, Well, she's insulting me thing. I'm not a man. I helped. Okay, she didn't want to ruin my pants, I helped. I'm really not concerned with how much your leather pants were the fact that you asked me to fix your car so that you didn't get him dirty is where my concern lies right now. Look, I offered to help. I walked all the way to the gas station in those pants to get the supplies to help us fix the car.

I thought it would be a good bonding experience. Actually we didn't even use any of the supplies you got. I got it fixed without any help from you. That's because I told you what was wrong with it. I knew what was wrong, I didn't know how to fix it. That's pretty much like fixing the whole car. So are you more upset, Allison that he didn't fix the car, that he wore the leather pants or was it just kind of the whole package. It's definitely the whole package. Okay, Wow,

this is like so disrespectful. Do you realize how much I put into this date? They're washing my car, getting tickets to a concert that you like, and this is the things like after this is like this is beyond me. You are so stuck up. I'm so well, since you're being such a sweetheart, Joe, I wasn't going to offer up the fact that you were also wearing a burgundy choker. Er, wait, what's wrong with my choker? Who wears a choker on a date? Well, you know what, I'll tell you who

does wear a joker on the date? French people, Italian people, people from the UK. Leather pants and a burgundy choker. Joe. Yes, all the girls in Italy love that. Yeah, I should just go to Italy and maybe those girls would appreciate my effort. Maybe you should go to Italy some risky fashion choices on a first date, Joe, I like to be bold. I'd like to make a statement. Yeah you made that, Yeah you did it? Instead of Italy? What about Italian? Would you guys like to go on a

second date? We will pay for it, Alison? Will you go with Joe one more time? Definitely not. I'm over Joe. You know what, Alison, I'm sorry I put in so much effort with you. You're clearly not worth my time. Oh wow, that's true. Dudes who wear leather pants, they don't have a lot of time. You know what, At least I have to wear something like that, Jebil, or you don't. Those things are very tight. I see what you're saying that. You know what, Jubil, we can have

a leather pants off. I will prove to you that I can wear those things better than you can wear even shorts. Wherever the hell your work, I am down, I will look. Okay, you didn't get a second date with Alison, but you did score a date with me. We're gonna have a leather pants off you and I. Yeah, do it. I'm all for it, buddy. Let's do it, chump. I'm popping online right after this and purchasing something. You tell me the time and place and I'll be there. Yeah,

d's do it. This is the manliest fight I've ever witnessed. So great, guys. Broken Jubil in the morning, texting at seven eight, five to nine two says that dude is everything that's wrong with America. Working Jewil in the morning talking about today's second date update in case she missed it.

This dude Joe wanted to call Alison. They went out on a date, the car broke down, and then after they got the car working, she wanted to go back home, and then she wasn't calling him, so we got her on the phone and found out the reason she wasn't calling him back was because the car broke down and she had to fix it herself. And why is that because he didn't want to get his leather pants dirry? Hey,

you know what, those things are expensive. It's just the funniest image to imagine, like pulling up to the side of the road and seeing the girl working on the car and a guy in leather pants wearing a choker. I appreciate a good role reversal. I do. And what I'm more excited about is Jubil and his walk off. Yeah. I mean I think that that was worth the second day in and of itself. Yeah, and don't forget he

was wearing a choker. She revealed that a little bit more through it than he was actually wearing a choker and leather pants. I love it. Yeah, I can't wait to throw that stuff on and challenge this guy. At least he's putting effort in. I guess ye put more effort into his outfit than I would put into my outfit on a first date. If you want to do a second day update, I have to email. I have to do his email the show and we will to

call the person who didn't call you back. Move in ninety two point five

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