Second Date Update PODCAST: Farm House Love

she had a first date on a farm. Interested to find out how that went. Marissa, what's up? How are you? I'm doing good? How are you guys good? Or should I say howdy? Ye? Huh oh? I like that. Whatever you need me to do to make you feel comfortable. Thank you for doing the second date update today. So what's the name of the guy that you want to call his name? How did you end up going to a farm? Your email wasn't really clear on that. It just said that you guys spent your date at a farm, right,

So backstory, I actually work on a farm. Oh cool, what do you do? I'm a farmhand? Just whatever we need to do, planting, weeding, you know, working with the goats leading out all that. Yeah, so that's what a farmhand does. Yeah, yeah, I had no idea interesting, learned something new. Yeah, we're more or less a jack of all trades. Okay, cool. I mean I assume you took him to the farm that you work on. Yes, how did you meet him? So? I was visiting the city.

I was visiting one of my really good friends from school. We just got together and or hanging out at a bar, and she had a bunch of friends coming down and he was one of those friends. All Right, So this guy came along in the group of friends that you were hanging out with. How'd you eventually decide to go on a date. So when he initially walked in and met him, I thought he was cute. So we started talking, and we talked a lot throughout the night, and one of the topics that came up was what I do,

which is working on a farm. He was really surprised when I first told him that, and he just kept coming back to it throughout the night, like asking me questions about what I do and how I got into it and all these different things. Well, I could see that it's a it's a pretty interesting job. I've never met a farmhand really. Now, you guys there are city slickers. Like I said, I've only lived in cities my whole life.

I've never been out on farms or anything. Do you think he was using it as a like way to get to know you or do you think that he was more interested in the farm than you. I thought he was very interested in me because we had other conversations about other stuff. You know, I don't know. Maybe he was competitive because I kind of I said to him, you know, come out and keep you can handle it. So I did kind of goat him a little bit, but he seemed excited. So he came out and we

spent the whole day building a goat pen. That's awesome. I think that's a really cool way to, like one get to know somebody and really know their personality. How did it go? You know, he was a trooper. He definitely struggled a little bit, Like I think it was tiring for him. But h was he a dude with no how or did you have to instruct him the whole time? No? No, he definitely needed the instruction, but he like picked stuff up quickly. But you know, you're

just you're not used to using muscles like that. He gets tired, you would it would have been me. I'd have been like, you want me to now? What? Into? What? No? It's so dirty in here? Did you see the shoes? We just go inside and watch some Netflix or something. Yeah. No. He did show up in Converse, but that was all right. So I mean, do you think he had a positive experience and he wasn't like emasculated by having to listen to a lady tell him what to do on a farm, right, No,

he was totally cool with that. Um. There was one one slightly embarrassing moment that happened after we were finishing with all the goats in there. Um, you know, we're putting down hay from them, and he was bending over and one of the goats jumped on like kind of mounted him and started combing him. So he got hume, fire a goat And I could ask him he got any action on this date, but I guess he just

answered my question. Well he did. Um. Actually, what was even funnier was that he like didn't quite get it. He thought the goat just really liked him. He's like, oh that he don't really liked it. And then I kind off of him, realized what was really going on. The goat likes you a little too much. Get the goat off of him back? So how did everything in with him? It was an awesome night, so we you know, had a bonfire outside, drink whiskey, you know, hung out.

He was a gentleman. He wanted to say the night, but he slept on the couch in the living room. Wow. Um, it's easier to sneak out and get back to that goat pin. That's why I think, no, wonder he's not calling you back, was he? Wow? Did you guys hang out in the morning too? So here's the thing. He was actually gone in the morning when I got up, but there was a note on my Furgit said thanks

for everything. I had a laugh, like, if you left a note, that's still a good sign, right, That's what I thought to why I texted him a handful of times, gave him a call, have not heard back. It sounds like such a fun day too, and like a romantic end to the whole thing. Did you guys ever kiss when you were around the bonfire? Yow? We did. We made out a little bit. It was really nice. That's the romantic. I was like, what romantic end? You got humped by a goat and fell asleep on a couch.

Don't sound that romantic. Okay, the kiss, I guess could be. All right, well we'll play a song. Come back call him and get your second day update. Okay, okay, all right, I called on frooking Jubil in the morning. All right, welcome back to today's second date update. So dumb and I actually love it if you missed the first part of today a second day of date. Marissa is on the phone and she works at a farm, and that's why there was little goat sound to start off the

second part of today's second DA up date. And she met a guy named Keith actually in the city was she was out with some friends, and he was very impressed that she worked at a farm. So she invited him out the next weekend to come check things out on the farm. They spent the whole day together. They built a goat pen. Yeah and thank you, and then they had like a bonfire and whatever at night, and

he slept on the couch. She woke up the next morning to find a note on the refrigerator and said, I had a great time, and now she's heard nothing from him, so we're about to call him and find out what the reason is. Marissa, you're ready, Yeah, all right, Well, here we go, dall this one him right now? Okay, okay, okay, here we go. Hello. Hello, uh okay, I think you may have a wrong number. Keith. Hey, is this Keith? Yes, Keith? How are you? This is Jewel from brook and Jewel

in the Morning. This is a Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show, a radio show. Yeah, that wasn't a goat who called you? That was me making a goat sound. Okay. I wanted to ask you a few questions about a mutual friend that we have a mutual friend. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think I have any friends in radio. No, she's not in radio. Her name is Marissa, and you sort of went on a date with her. H Do you want to what now?

I wanted to see if you could tell us a little bit about your date with Marissa, because she emailed us and says that since you guys spent an afternoon hanging out at her farm, she hasn't heard from you, and she really thought you guys had a good connection and wanted to go out again. She said all that bitching, Yeah she did. It's a lot of groaning. It's a segment we do on our show called the second Date Update.

If you go out on a date with somebody and they don't call you back, they email us so that we can call you and find out why a second a second date? There has not been a second date. No, I know, I know. That's what the segment is called. She's basically asking why there won't be a second date. Oh, did she do something wrong? Um? I don't know. It was. It was okay for a while. It was okay at first as far as dates go. Um, but let's just say it got weird at a certain point. And was

it after you were humped by a goat? She told you about about that part too, Huh, Yeah, she told us all about it. That was one of the highlights. Really, No, honestly, that wasn't was actually you know, that was a surprise, but it was ended up being, you know, like a funny moment. You know when when she described the date, it sounded so fun. There was a bonfire at the end. You guys made out a little bit yeah. I mean, yeah, on paper, it sounds great, and honestly, a lot of

it was really cool. I was I was really interested in her whole like farm deal and you know, getting to swing a hammer and stuff you don't do that kind of like old school stuff. Was super fun. It was great. There's a certain point it got weird, you know, just all in all, she's really cool. It's just they don't. I don't really I'm ready for the kind for everything about what she's got going on out there, So you don't think you're ready for farm life. Like when did

it get weird? Yeah, there was a moment that happened. Uh that has been really impossible to get out of my mind. You have to share. It's killing me. Oh it's not, it's not killing you. What does that mean? Okay, listen, I'm gonna tell you, but it's I'm not crazy about telling the story. Um, basically, you know, came out there. We started pretty quick building this goat pen, which honestly was really fun and it was very like a little house of the Prairie kind of deal. We're like, you know,

picking up bench rails and super fun. Okay, after a while, Mrs asked me are you Are you getting hungry? And I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm really working up an appetite. It's just great. She's like, cool, I'm gonna get some food. And she walks straight over to the chicken coop and I hear, like, you know, a little commotion in the chicken coop. She comes walking out. She's got a chicken, and she's like, you know, sort of walking towards the house. And I'm just watching her go as you do when

there's a girl. She's walking away. Yeah, y'all, watch for sure. And as she's walking away, casual is anything, she just could crack snapped the neck of the chicken. Oh my god, why so you watched her murder a chicken? Yeah, she just snapped it. For you guys, it's farm life, man. Yeah, but I mean he's killing innocent chicken. Can you do if you want chicken? Fuck it? You cut the head off and you don't even down? Yeah, I mean, maybe

maybe that's how it's done. But I never wanted to see it happen, and I never had seen it happen, and I never want to see it again. I'm like you, I just like to pretend that somehow the chicken shows up cooked on my plate. That's how it's born. So like I know, I know intellectually it was once alive and now it's a sandwich. But like you know, I mean, I see the head of the chicken is pointing the wrong way now. And she didn't even she didn't even

break stride. She's just la la la walking down the way, which is you know, dead feathers thing in her hand. Wow, that's it. Wait, who's that? It's Marissa? Yeah, Keith, I should have told you Marissa is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Well, you did not say she was on the phone right now, dude, I know, slip my mind. I'm sorry about that. I completely forgot. But now maybe you guys can talk it

out a little bit. I don't know. Oh, I knew this was your first time at a farm, but like I didn't think that you were naive enough to not know where a chicken comes from, you know, like the stuff on your plate, it gets there. It's not like I sing a little song to it and it goes to sweep and then we have a chicken recent you know what I mean? Like, that's how it happened. I mean, yeah, listen, hey, I know this, that happens, okay, But I wasn't. I was not ready to see that. And you gave me

no warning if you said anything. If you'd said, hey, I'm gonna go over here and rip the head off a chicken right now, you know, I would have at least be able to brace myself or maybe look away. I probably would have looked away. Oh, come on, you're so dramatic. It wasn't that at all. First of all, I was walking away from you. You sighed a chicken in my hand, and I said, are you hungry for dinner? Like you can't connect the dots on that one. Honestly,

I thought you were gonna get some eggs. He's like, makes sense. He's like, she's got a chicken. Clearly she's planning on making an omelet. Yeah, it's it's the only kind of massagees butt and it gives me eggs. Like, that's not how it works, dude. Am I the only one here that's actually really impressed by Marissa? If anything, Keith, I think he should be turned on. I mean, a woman who can take a chicken from life to death, pluck it and serve it to you for dinner? Is

impress it? Thank you? I mean if if we were like you know, caveman times. I got a debit card. That's how I go and like hunt things. You know, I don't like put on like rubber overalls before I do it. Rubber overall sound amazing. I need to know where to pick those up. It's just crazy, like you go and you eat chicken all the time, right, Like, why is this an issue? I used to Oh, right,

so now you're a vege hearing because this whole thing. No, but is this is not like I'm seeing, you know, in my head or I'm thinking about it and like, oh my principles. It's like it freaks me out. It freeps me out. I don't know if you noticed. I don't know if you noticed, but I did not eat any chicken that night. I could barely look at it because I saw what happened to it. And you know, that night, I would sleeping on the couch and I'd start to drift off and then I would just see

you just snapping that thing's next. Oh he didn't call you back because he thinks you're a monster. Oh my god. Honestly, I thought it was gonna take it. It has taken me longer than I thought to like start to get over it. And I have I have not. I have not touched chicken since I can't see it. I don't even like to smell it. Well, I can tell you it looks a lot worse if you're eating a pig or a cow. And here's the thing, I mean, the way Marissa did it. She probably had a name for

the chicken. It lived a good life. You should be great, full way worse. It's terrible. It makes you look it's a hit, but you tuppy or something for your information. Her name is Sophia. Oh great, Now I'm gonna be in having nightmares of Sophia's nick kinnings. Okay, I have to ask the question. I think I know the answer. But would you like to go on a second date with Marissa? We will pay for it. I gotta I gotta say no, Drissa, you are better off. You don't

want a sissy city boy anyway, No complaint here? All right? Was like he could have at least said something. If you never even said anything about it being in, you could have handled it exactly how I would have handled it. If I saw that, if I saw her snapped that chicken's deck, I would have screamed and ran I would have done it in the morning. Text in at seven eight five nine too says OMG, city boys are so weak.

You know, I take a fence to that. The other day I was getting a manicure and they went a little too deep doing my cuticles and that hurt. And you know what, I only cried a little. Yeah. And a lot of people are texting it at seven eight five nine two saying they'd love to date Marissa. From today's second eight update, if you missed it, Marissa met a dude named Keith. She works as a farmhand. He's like a dude, didn't know much about farm so they

went on a first date to her farm. And the reason that he wasn't calling her back he's scared of her because he saw her murder a chicken. That's what she was making for dinner, and he saw her kill a chicken, and it was just way too much from him. Dude, I can barely bring a box of dinner to fruition on my stove, let alone kill a chicken and serve it to you. So most people saying there's not much

more woman than that. Most dudes are texting it at seven eight, five, nine two, saying they'd love to date her and watch her kill chickens. I don't know. I'm undecided. I've never seen a chicken die in front of me, so I don't know. No, I don't know how about it. I'd be scared to see it and then to find out that's my thing. But anyway, I remember you want to do a second. They don't have to do his email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Move to ninety two point five