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Second Date Update PODCAST: Faceburn

Dec 12, 201615 min
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After hundreds of Second Date Updates, we were POSITIVE that we heard every bad excuse possible to get out of a date... until we heard today's caller. What she did to escape from the date is SO INSANE, it will definitely go down in history as the craziest excuse ever.
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Are you single and feeling out of the loop? Put away that mouse and get out of the house. Join in the Loop, Seattle's brand new activities club just for singles. Put in the Loop Singles dot Com today rooking jewels second day. Physical injury on a first date can sometimes put a damper on things only sometimes sometimes other times it can be downright hot. Yeah, there's a safe word for a reason people use it. Howie is on the phone with us today and he wants to call a

girl named Quinn who he injured on their date. No, I don't think it's as bad as I'm making it out to be. Never is, but we'll talk about it in a second. How How are you doing? Good? Good? How are you man? Good man? So? How did you meet the girl that you want to call today? I met her on Facebook for a mutual friend. I saw some of her pictures and sometimes she's really cute. So just started getting their compliments and comments and stuff, and

we start talking. Throw her a like or two, oh god, and then she's putty in your hands right sort of? All right? What was her name, by the way, Quinn? Quinn? Okay, what did you guys do when you actually went out. So we were talking a lot about music and stuff. So I told him might be cool to do a DJ spin class, like where you learn how to mix beef and scratch and stuff like that. That's a great date idea. Was She just totally excited about it. Yeah, we were both excited. Uh, it just ended up being

a lot harder than we thought it would be. Can I be honest with you? When I read your email, and it's because you said in there DJ spin class and your email, I was thinking spinning bikes like you guys were exercising together and there was a DJ. Yeah, that's your idea is way better than what I pictured. Okay, yeah that would be bad. So how was the DJ class? Well? It was fun, I mean it was. That's a lot harder than it looks. Man. I gotta get those guys credit to do that, you know. So we were both

having our time, but we're having fun. It was like laughing about it and neither one or you're going to be the next David Getta, is what you're saying. I don't think. So. All right, did you guys go out after the class? Yeah? I was. I invited her back to my place for some drinks and um, you know, listen to music that we don't have to be the DJs.

And it went pretty well. We started making out after a while and suddenly, out of nowhere, she pulls away and runs to the bathroom and came back and she was like blotting her face with a tissue, like apparently my stubble gave a rug burn on her nose. She was bleeding because you have facial hair. I've had that happen. It happened, Yeah, it does. It's girls. I hugged my dad once and same thing happened. I was like, oh man, what's around with your face? How hard did you hug

your dad? I haven't seen him in a while. I've had that. I've had that happen. I'm making out with a girl and it's literally like giving her like a rash. So it does happen. Oh my god, you guys are so aggressive. Be a little bit gentler with the riving. Yeah, I mean it was definitely a pretty aggressive makeout and I had no idea what was happening. And you know, once I saw she was bleeding, I saw it horrible about sorry about your nose, and just sorry about being

such a man with this aggressive five o'clock shadow. Would you say to her when she came back and her nose was all messed up from making out with her? Well? I was like, really sorry about it, and she was cool. I mean she took it in stride. We kind of laughed about it. Um. She was really down to earth. She didn't seem like she was mad at me or anything. She didn't seem embarrassed by it or anything. Yeah, I mean she seemed embarrassed. I don't blame her. She had

tissue on her nose. She's leading, um, But you know, overall, we had a good date. She let me kiss her on the cheek on the way out. Did you guys make plans to go out again after her? If she wanted to hang out again? She said, yeah, sure, we didn't make plans right now though, Well, yeah, you gotta let the nose heal before she can go out again. How many times have you tried to get ahold of

her since that night? Texted her twice first time, just kind of trying to be cute, asking them about her nose, and I didn't hear anything. And then I tried her again, just be like, hey, what's up? And nothing. Text her a picture of Rudolph just rub it in. So you haven't heard a word from her since your date? Nope. And if you asked your mutual friend that you guys both know on Facebook, if if she said anything about your guys's date, I'm an ast her. I didn't. I mean,

I just thought that might be kind of weird. Yeah, so just start bugging people about it. Hey, what's up with Quinn? Why isn't she call me back? I need to know? All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, sounds great looking Jubil in the morning, how he is on the phone with us and he wants to do a second date update today for a girl who we met

on Facebook. They went out to a DJ class, went back to his house and ended up making out for a while until she got a rug burn on her nose from his stubble and started to bleed. We're about to call her right now and see if that's the reason that she's not calling him back. Howie, I was thinking about it. And let's see. So you injured her physically within about two hours of your time together. I'm guessing she's probably not calling you back because she's just

waiting to serve you with legal paper. That's what I think. Wait, was she into the makeout session, because it just seems a little aggressive if you're making her bleed off of some stubble. Oh, she seemed into it. I mean, everything seemed to be going well until that one moment. Yeah, all right, cool, Well we're gonna die the phone of her right now. Get her on the phone and see if that's the reason she's not calling you back. Okay, cool, all right? Hello, can I speak to Quinn please? This

is Quinn. Hey, Quinn, how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Sorry, can you say again? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. What is that? It's a radio show. We do a segment on our show called the second Date Update. Uh. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them back after we get you on the phone to ask why. I don't know, I don't I don't understand what you're talking about. A

check late. You recently went out on a date with on our listeners and they email us about you because you haven't been returning any of their phone calls or text messages? Who who did that? His name is Howie? Okay, I'm sorry. So Howie got in touch with you and asked you. Yes, he emailed us and asked us to get a hold of you to find out why you're not calling him back. We actually talked to Howie and he told us a little bit about your date. He said that you guys had a great time, so he's confused.

M does that mean? Does that mean that you didn't have a great time? So? I'm sorry, I can't believe this is happening. Um would you think of Howie when you guys went out? Um? I mean he's totally nice. I would be friends with him, that's cool. But um, so he's good enough to friend zone after one day, but not good enough to date romantically. Yeah, I mean I oh my god. Um, I mean, I'll just tell you so, he's just not a very good kisser. So you know, what are you gonna do? Yeah? That's it.

You talking about the rash that he gave you. Who told you about he told us about it? I wasn't. I wasn't trying to blow up his spot too early, So I didn't want to bring it up to you. But now that you say that he's a bad kisser, I'm guessing that that's the issue. Well that wasn't entirely true. Wait the bleeding wasn't entirely true. Or yeah, well he's like really wet and loppy kisser like all. It was like a washing machine, like sucking on my face. So

it's just really drui and slobbery and gross. I mean, honestly, I've never had that experience, and I really didn't know it's to you. I was like a lot and kind of gross. So I went into the bathroom and I was just like, how do I get out of it it? So I was sitting there and I saw that he had a lufa. Saw that he had a what a lufa? Like lufa like a shower thing? Yeah, like a rough sponge thing. Okay, So so I I rubbed it on my nose, Like what, I know, you gave yourself a

rash on your nose from his lufa? Are you serious? I didn't know what to do. It was the only way I could think of getting out of it. Serious, I know, I'm not proud of it. I mean, have you ever had have you have you ever had a rash like that from making out before. That's just something

that came to you. I had a roommate who did okay, and so you drew on the experience of your roommate and took his lufa rubbed it on your nose until I started to bleed, so that you could say he gave you a rash so he didn't have to kiss you anymore. Why didn't you just say I have to go? Like, why would you ever for do something like that? Well, honestly, like it was going well until then, and I he knew I didn't have anywhere to go. It would have been so weird. I didn't know what to do, and

I get out of there. How weird is what you did? I don't think so I was depressed. How long did it take for your nose to heal? Um? I still have a little stab on my nose. So it's been like over a week that you've damaged your nose to get out of a date with this guy. Yeah, it's not one of my most proudest moments. That is amazing, Quinn. Thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate it. Oh my god, I can't believe it said. Now, I feel like I must be honest with you and let

you know that Howie is actually on the other line listening. What. Yeah, I feel like I owe you that. Hey, Quinn, Oh my god. Ye, I don't know what to say here. I've never got any complaints about my kissing in my entire life. Yeah, she didn't just complain about it. She damaged her body to not kiss you. I don't even know what to say. I don't know what to say either. Well, you just said it, I guess. Yeah. I think actions speak louder than words. Here. This is so crazy to me.

I really didn't mind you to know. I mean, I'm fine. I mean, was I really that bad of a kisser? I don't know what else to tell you that you know the story now, Quinn, there has to be something. I mean, I've made out with some pretty bad kissers before. You can kind of maybe coach them a little bit. Well, I mean, I guess some girls are into that and I'm not, so maybe we could. I mean, I can't imagine. It's like, well was natural to him. So yeah, I mean,

you guys just might not match up kissing wise. It's a thing I wouldn't want to have to sit down and coach somebody on how to kiss. But I also would not take sand paper to my nose in order to get out of kissing them. I would just stop. Well, Quinn, I would love to see if you'd like to go out on a second date with Howie. We'll pay for a second date if you'll go out with him again.

Oh um um, yeah, try another kiss? What you have to kiss at the end of it, though, if you don't kiss at the end of it, I'm not paying for it. I don't know if I can go through. Hey, yo, if you give me a second chance, I will. I'll lay off the wetness of the kisses. That's a weird way to put it, Allie, But Quinn, would you be interested in going out with him again if he lays off the wetness of the kisses? Well, I did have a good time, so I mean, if he can reduce

the amount of body fluids. Are we still talking about kissing here? I knew go out with him again if there's no kissing, or you know, figure out some way to kiss with less slabbering, And I mean maybe, okay, you know, Howe do you think you can do that. Do you think that you can work on your kissing and slabbering and stuff. I definitely think so. But just

for the record, is second base off the table? Oh god, you have broken Jewel in the morning text message in at seven eight five to nine two about today's second date update, It says, I like an aggressive makeout session, and I've had many chin and nose rashes as a result. It happens all the time, but never self inflicted. It's Brooke and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five. If you missed the second date update, Howe

wanted us to call this girl named Quinn. When they were making out, she got a rash on her nose and it started to bleed, and he thought that was the awkward thing that happened on their date. But when we called her, we found out she just didn't like the way that he was kissing, so she gave herself a rash in the bathroom with his lufa which I wouldn't touch a stranger's loofah with a ten foot pole. Yeah, we got a text in two at seven eight five

nine two says disgusting. I would never use a stranger's loofah on my face, loofa on my face. That's worse than sloppy kisses. I agree. A lot of people are texting into saying there's kissing workshops that this guy could go to. I've given, I've given a lot of rashes with my stubble. Are you being serious? Yeah, for sure, if you don't share at my I have very coarse hair, and so if I know I'm about to make out,

I'll shave beforehand. But have you ever been on a date that a kisser is so bad you injured yourself to get out of it? No, just say you gotta leave or fake a phone call or something. She needs to work on her excuses. It's like a debate on the text mysuge board right now though people a saying it sloppy kisses other people and like I get rashes all the time, text in at seven, eight, five, nine two. Have you ever had a nose or a face rash from stubble? And has it ever bled so much that

you had to leave the date? And have you ever actually loof at your nose? Oh God, to get out of a date or was this a rare occasion? Remember if you want a second Dad, up theyd' I have to do a the email the show Brook and jubilant move at nine two five dot com. We will call the person who didn't call you back

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