Second Date Update PODCAST: Expecting the Unexpected

Or I remember when I got physically assaulted by them on a first date. That's always a great memory to have. And that's sort of what happened to Harry, who's on the phone right now and wants to do a second date update. His date physically assaulted him on their first date, but he still wants to call her back. You'll understand why he wants to call her back in a second Harry, how are you doing? Hey, I'm doing all right. How

are you doing? Pretty good? Man? Thank you for your email, and thank you for agreeing to do a second date update with us today. Before we get into how you were physically a salted on your first date, tell us a little bit about the girl you want to call today, all right, Um, her name is Famantha. We met at a club. I was out for my one of my best friend's birthdays. We had in pre gaming parting in

the early evening. We went out and it was like an amazing night and then I met her and she had the most beautiful eyes, amazing legs, and we started talking. And I'm sorry, I have to interrupt. You're making it sound like the moment was just beautiful at she had beautiful eyes. You're at a club, you just thought she was hot. I think that's what he was saying. Beautiful eyes. I think that's exactly what he was saying. Right there. You said he was attracted to her. Yeah, I thought

she was hot. That's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah, there you go. Okay, So how did you approach her at the bar? I kind of just walked up to her and just struck up a conversation. I was feeling really confident because I had been drinking and yeah, it does help a lot. So how long were you guys hanging out together at the club. Um, we were probably at the club for like two hours, drinking and dancing and hanging out. So were you hour that thing? Were you

semi sober when you met her? I mean we were drinking pretty much the whole time, so I was I was pretty tipsy. Do you remember much of the conversation with her or you don't really care? At the time, it seemed like we were having such a brilliant conversation, but I couldn't tell you. I've had many of those. Yeah, that's what always happens. You're like, oh man, we were breaking down everything. Somebody shows you a video and you drunk. You're like, oh, I hadn't no idea what I was

talking about? All right, So how did the rest of the evening go with her? It was going really good. We went back to my place, and you know, things started to get a little intimate, which was nice. Um, and that's kind of when things took a turn for the worst, and that's when the assault happened. Do I have to say it? Yeah, you do have to say that, all right? Well, how do I put it? But we were being intimate, um, while she was having her moment. Somehow I got kneed in the face, so she kneed

him in the face while they were doing it. Did you scream or what I mean? That had to ruin everything. I was so shocked. I like I literally fell off the bed um. It was really hard, and I'm not sure if it's from her knee or to fall off the bed, but I had like a cut on like kind of the like edge of drug sex is the best, isn't it? Just flailing around on the bed, she knees you in the head and you fall off and then

get a cut on your head. Yeah, I guess it's funny now, but it wasn't so great at the time. What did she say to you after that? From what I remember, she just came right over and like was really apologetic and trying to take care of me. You know, I was kind of blacked out a bit. Yeah, she gets gas and bandage up your head, like you had

a huge head wound. Well, she took me in the bad room and she was putting like cold water on my forehead and like she got she got a little like a towel and put it over my forehead, like she was doing what she could. She injured you, of course she's going to try to help you out. I wouldn't call you back after a night like that either, that sounds horrible. That's exactly what I'm worried about. I think she's embarrassed because we're having a great I mean,

this is like I'm embarrassed. I can't imagine what she feels like, like the most bizarre thing that's ever happened to me. Have you sent her any text messages or call her being like, hey, I think it's funny what happened. It's okay, don't be embarrassed now. I've been texting her, like I texted her like a bunch of time, trying to make her feel better, and you know, kind of like to like play it down like it's a joke, like you know, she doesn't she I don't want to

just see the bandage on my forehead, you know. And as she said anything back to you at all. No, my guess is she probably is embarrassed and doesn't want to call you back after that. I can understand that. That's what I'm thinking, because you know, in the morning, she wasn't there. She just laughed like that's That's exactly what I'm thinking. When you give your date a concussion on the first date during sex, you might be a little scared to call them back. Yeah, So, I mean

that's why I think you gets an email. All right, well, we're gonna play a song, come back, call her, hear her side of the story, and get your second date update. All right, Okay, fucking jubil in the morning. Today's second date update should be a lesson to all of the ladies listening right now. If you want a guy to be interested in you so much so that he's willing to call a radio station to get a hold of you, all you have to do is knee him in the

head during sexual relations. That's all. That's all it takes for a guy to really want to call you back. Harry is on the phone with us, and today he wants to call a girl named Samantha. Samantha and him had a drunken night at his place. They were hammered. They were doing the things that people do when they're hammered, and in the middle of it, she kneed him in the head and then he fell off the bed and cut his head, and when he woke up in the morning,

she was gone. So he's assuming that she was just a little embarrassed about the situation and isn't calling him back. Harry, before we make your phone call. How long ago did this happen? The actual incident was probably like a month ago. That long that you've been trying to get a hold of her. Do you have it worked out in your head what you're gonna say once you get her on the phone. That's what you guys are here to help, far right? And how many text messages have you sent

her telling her that it's okay what she did? Too? Many a bunch? All right, Well, I'm gonna dial the phone number, see if we can get her on the phone and get your second day update. Okay, all right, all right, here we go. Hello. Hi, is Samantha there? Oh no, she's in the shower. Can I take a message? Sure? Who am I speaking with? This? Is? Is this stuff office? Maybe I'd really like to speak to Samantha. Please, I'm a boyfriend. I can speak for It's fun. You're her boyfriend? Yeah?

Are you calling us back about the appointment? Yes? I am, And the results are all back. What are you talking about. We haven't been in yet. Oh no, I got all the results right here. No, I'm sure we haven't been in yet. We were coming into the pregnancy test. Oh, those are the results. You're looking for. Yeah, yes it is. And you say that you haven't been in for the pregnancy test yet. No, we haven't been into the pregnancy test day. All right, what I'm looking at is wrong,

then I'm sorry. My notes say that you guys went in, so you need an appointment. Yeah, that's where we were waiting on. Okay, at it cool? Well I should talk to her about this. I mean, she's in the shower, but I guess you could call it back. All right, I'll do that. How about that. I'll check my notes because I'm obviously something I gotta screwed up. It says that you've already been in and you haven't, so I'll check my notes and then i'll give her a call. Okay,

all right, thanks so much. Yeah, thank you. What was your name again? Oh I'm Kevin, Kevin. Looking forward to seeing you. All right, thank you? Yep? Bye bye? Oh wow, Harry, I don't even know what to say. What the Oh my god? I hope you don't mind me letting that guy go. I felt like I felt like I shouldn't have revealed to him that this was a big thing. There's that. Yeah, I felt like this as soon as

he started talking about doctor's office. I was screwing with him, and then as soon as he said the pregan thing, I was like, I can't do it. Man, Man, what are you gonna do? Are you going to content? I'm not going to do anything to look at the timing. I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't jump to conclusions, but if you're talking about you hooked up a month ago and she's just now going to a doctor's office, no, no, no no, I use protection definitely, sometimes it can fail you. Now,

that's not I just can't believe that happened. Yeah, neither to say. I mean like, it's nothing like this has ever happened to me before. This is I can still, you know, try to call back and get her on the phone at some point and see if no, no, no, no no, no, no no no. I don't want to get involved anyway. Do you think that there's any way that maybe this is like a new boyfriend. I'm just trying to look at like some sort of positive out of this that she wants to have a baby with.

I don't know. I think it's pretty obvious, Harry, she was at the bar drunk, hooked up with you realized that she made a mistake, probably feeling guilty not calling you back because she has a boyfriend who she thinks may have gotten her pregnant. Oh man, oh this is so insane. Yeah, I mean I had no idea she seems single. Yeah? Did she ever say to you throughout your date? Did she seemed like she had a boyfriend or anything at all? Not at all? Did she seem

like she had a bunt in the omen at all? No? No, Okay, I don't know. Some guys are attracted to that. I don't know. Drinking all night, do you, boy? I think that's a pretty indication, good indication. I just can't believe that's happened. Well, this is normally the time where I'm like, hey, do you want to go out a second date? We'll pay for it. I don't really know how to handle this one at all. Um. I guess I can send you out on a date with a text messager somebody

texts into the show? Do you want to date with just a random person from the show? You know? I think I think I should be more cautious until I go out with Yeah, exactly, because trust me, you don't want to date with anybody that's texting into our show at seven eighty five nine two. All right, well, at least you got your answer. Yeah. Yeah. I hope for you that, like seventeen years from now, some kid doesn't show up and go, hey, we have the same nose he poked up with my mom years ago. Oh god,

that is not funny at all. I think it is a little bit. I want to address something. I'll text message Bard right now at seven eighty five nine too. No, I am not calling that girl back. I am not doing it. It's broken jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the second date update that we just played. Wow, this guy Harry wanted us to

call this girl. I'm not using her name. We actually beeped it out in the second day update when we taped it because I don't want to blow up her spot too much. But a guy named Kevin answered the phone. We left that name in there because there's lots of Kevin's whatever. But anyway, a guy named Kevin answered the phone, and I was joking with him because he's like, oh, is this a doctor's office? And I was kind of doing my thing like good, it is a doctor's office,

like an idiot, like I do. And then it came out that apparently they are trying to make an appointment for a pregnancy test. Harry hooked up with this girl. They had a wild night. She ended up kneeing him in the face while they were doing it, which is funny, and then she left the next day. He thought maybe she was embarrassed. Turns out she probably was embarrassed and a little bit upset her herself that she cheated on her boyfriend, because this guy sounded like they lived together

and they've probably been together a long time. Anyway, I decided to stop it and not continue to go on with it anymore. And thank you, by the way, thank you everybody on Twitter who has tweeted me and everybody texting in at seven, eight, five and nine two saying I did the right thing for once in my life. I was so worried that you were gonna like say something. I was going to it. I really was. I really was like on the fence. I'm like, all right, I can't.

I just can't. I can't put them on blast like that, Like if if this girl cheated on the dude, that's one thing, but if there's an unborn kid involved, I don't want to be the guy to ruin that whole thing. Like I'll let them figure that's that out on their own. And there's no there's no way you make a doctor appointment for a pregnancy test unless you've already taken a pregnancy test and it's come back positive. Yeah, like that's this is real life. It's not a joke. Yeah, have

been awesome just to do it. Like they're just like, what you cheated on me? And now this might be that guy's kid and we're just like Jose's in the background just going crazy. This is nuts. Oh my god, your lives are ruined. Yeah, we hit the big like Brook and Jubele in the morning Sweeper out of the Week coming up next. Ye, as a matter of fact that it's coming up next. That's the guys that day. Want to go on a date and talk about it? Yeah, exactly, you guys want to go out. Yeah, it would just

have all been terrible. So for the first time in my life, I thought it'd make the appropriate decision and be like, nah, I can't do it. If you missed it, make sure you listen to it on our website. It'll be uploaded in a little while. Moving nine to five dot com