Second Date Update PODCAST: Eric the Virgin

and not that good looking. What. Yeah, Lisa, that's really nice stuff to say about your dates. I mean, I've never heard such a rave review about somebody. I mean I meant to say, he's not like the classic like beefcake dudes that I've gone out with, Like he's cute, but he's not. Yeah, like that, Lisa, you phrase that he's not that good looking? Okay, Well, I mean he's you know, he's cute, Like when do you know him? Yeah?

I got you in a bad spot right now, Lisa, We just can we just move on to the second date update? Sure? Hey, I'm not the one that called him ugly, you are? I never called him ugly? Where did you meet this stunner. We met online and the profile looked great, but you never know, you know, so we decided to meet at a restaurant and he had actually gotten Clay tickets to go to see, you know, to see some live theater that which I thought was

really cool. So we met at the restaurant. Everything was cool, you know, he was nice and he was kind of shy but quick though, before we get into your date, how does it feel to be blown off by a guy who's not that good looking? Bother you, Lisa, I will never live that one down. So you guys went out to the play. How'd that go? It was great? He actually held my hand, which was nice. It was a nice little touch. No pennant tended, so I was like, yeah,

this guy's really nice. He wasn't too like forward or it was just very gentle and sweet. You were attracted to him, though, even though you say he's not that good looking. Yeah, for sure. I mean he's taller, you know, like tall guys, so he's got that going for him. Tall Okay, So I mean you obviously were able to look past the fact that he's not the normal meadhead

type guy that you usually go out with. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna with some guys who are just like like they don't even know what holding the door is, you know, like it like doesn't even occur to them. And he was very you had that like very chivalrous sort of put you first kind of attitude or I liked it. And yeah, he seemed interested in you. If if he held your hand, yeah for sure. What happened at the end of the day. Did he try to kiss you

or anything? Yeah, Like after we went to the theater and we were kind of like hanging out and we were having a good time, so he asked if I wanted to come back to the part, and we were like I was thinking my head, like sure, let's let's see where this goes. And while we were there and we were drinking wine and he was like kind of talking and opening up a little bit and he um revealed something that was a little shocking to me, but it was okay. Um he told me that he was

a virgin. Oh really, that would see that would have made me want to leave right there, because virgins are the worst they are. I mean, it was okay, it was okay, And I guess the second part of the story is um, he is no longer a virgin a girl. Uh yeah, I mean we has a wine. Yes, it's so right. So and you were like, let me show you how it's done. I'm I'm an expert. Why don't you let mama teach you. I definitely wasn't my plan. A little bit of wine in you, and then you

were like, yeah, let's do this. It's kind of just the way it happened. Yeah, So how did he act after that? I mean, that's a that's a huge deal. Especially how old is he? Well, I'm twenty seven, he's twenty six. Twenty six, okay, so twenty six year old virgin and you took his virginity. How did he act after that? I mean, other than they're thanking you profusely,

that's what I would have been doing. Everything was fine, Like it was like great, and he was very sweet and like to me, like a good morning kiss because I spent a night and yeah, you know, I was like, okay, well i'll talk to you soon, and we texted for a few days and then like I don't know, it was kind of one of those things that like seemed to happen, he just kind of stopped it. So he just kind of dropped off the face of the earth. Huh. Yeah, yeah, I ask you, do you know why he was waiting

so long? He didn't really say the only thing that he mentioned was that, like you just had never clicked with him with someone, and he had never really taken tick in the plane. Okay, so he decided to do it with you. Did your buns feel pretty special about that? Yeah? So why do you think he's not calling you back then? I don't know. I mean, our conversation seemed to be like perfectly normal and like you know, like flirty, and it almost was like we were going to go out again.

And then when it came to like planning our second day that it was just like no resun and there was nothing weird that you can think of, not beside the fact that it was Liken took his virginity. I mean, yeah, that's that's a big one. I mean, other than ruining his innocence. Is there anything else that happened? No, not that I remember. Weel like, I mean, I would have just been so self conscious going into it, like are you sure you okay this? Are you positive that this

is what you want to happen? No? I was like, it's time. You're twenty six years old. You've way past the marker on that. I've got to take care of this for you. Let me help you out here. All right, Well we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update. All right, Okay, thank you guys.

All right, hang on rooking Jubil in the morning. Second, I think I'm going to title today's second date update the Curious Case of the Ugly Virgin's crooking Jubil in the morning, because Lisa is on the phone with us, and she described the guy that she wants us to call today in her email to us as kind of shy, kind of nervous and not that good looking. Isn't that right? Oh? I didn't even know why I'm doing this, because you

want to get hold of him. And I called him a virgin because Lisa took his virginity on their first date. So it is the curious case of the ugly Virgin. Why is he not calling Lisa back? Lisa, I'm sorry to keep harping on all this stuff. It's just funny to me, and it's even more funny to me that now your business is out there for the world. To hear. Glad you have made your morning. All right, I'm gonna dowe the phone number right now and see why he's

not getting back to you. Okay, excellent, here we go, curious case. I'm gonna write that children's book, Lisa in your honor? Hello, how can I speak to Eric? Please? Yeah? It's Eric, Eric. How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Oho? Oh? Sorry? Who Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. You're okay? Yeah, it's just its confused. Sorry. Oh no, that's all right. Who are you guys? It's a morning radio show. Oh okay?

Ever hear of it? Um? Nah? No, okay, listen. I wanted to take a few seconds of your time because we got an email from one of our listeners about you. About me. It's a girl that you realy went out on a date with. Wait where Yeah, you recently went out on a date with a girl named Lisa, and since your date you haven't been calling her back. So she emailed us and asked if we could get you on the phone to find out if she did something wrong. Really. Yeah, it's a segment we do on our show called the

Second Date Update. Oh, gosh, do you mind talking to us for a second about your date? Nah? Really, I don't really feel comfortable. I know you might not feel comfortable, but she really is curious. She thinks she did something wrong. It would help us at least put her mind at ease if she could know, like, hey, I'm just not really into her or whatever. You know, why didn't she just call me? She says, she's been trying to call you, but you haven't been getting back to her. Oh yeah,

let me let me ask you a question. Okay. She told us about your date. She told us how you guys went to the theater and back to your place and then whatever happened she told you that. Yes, oh god, okay, are you okay? Man? You don't feel comfortable with you guys knowing all of that. Well, it's not like she told us. It's not like she told us she took

your virginity or anything. Yeah. Ok, she told us. She told us all about your date and how she takes your virginity, and she thinks that's why you're not calling her back. Is that true? Oh my god, she only had really good things to say. Oh yeah, it's true. She took my virginity. Oh so is that it? Is? It just uncomfortable now and you don't want to see her again? Kevin was talking about this on the radio. Um, sorry, what was that say that? Against? It is the virginity thing?

The reason that you're not calling her back? Is it just kind of uncomfortable now? You don't want to see her again? No? Not really, I'm uncomfortable with seeing her again. It's just I don't want to come off like a bad guy or a bad person. Like a bad person. Yeah, oh, let me ask you a question. Did you lie about being a virgin in order to like Oh no, no, no, oh my mom told me never to lie. So you were a virgin? Yes, I was a virgin. Okay, why

would we think you're a bad person? Then? Well she did, I guess, did me a favor, and, like we all, she took my virtinity. It was awesome. But well, it's just like I'm new to this now, and I've been in relationships, but obviously I haven't had sex anyone, and the relationships have gone along. However, now that I've actually had sex, I'm just like, what the how have I been doing? I don't want to, you know, explore with some more. Now, do you want to explore some more? Now?

So you're not calling her back? Let me see if I'm understanding you correctly. You're not calling her back because you got a taste of sex, and now you want to have it with everybody. Not everybody, but she kind of opened my eyes and now I just kind of want to try it with a lot of people. Oh man, So okay, and so you don't want to call her back because you don't want to be like exclusive to just dating her. Now, exactly, have you already slept with

other people since your date with her? No? Boy, Like, I'm I already went tanning to go out on another day. What did you say? You already? What? I went tanning? You? Hann you tanning? Yeah? Okay? What is is that? Like? Yeah? In preparation to me, I'm like, now, yeah, now I'm preparing my body to have sex with other people. I shave, man, I got a new haircut. Okay, Well let me ask you this, swords men, you got any dates lined up? I have one tomorrow night, and I'm really excited about it.

I want to see how it go. Yeah too, man, I'm really interested. So basically, she was like a crack dealer who gave you your first hit and now you're addicted. Um, I don't do drugs, if that's what you're implying. No, no, I'm not implying that at all. Eric, Thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate it. Good luck in your quest. Thanks, you're welcome. I do have to let you know, though, before we get you off the phone, that Lisa is actually on the other line and she's

been listening to this conversation. Yeah. I've been on the whole time. I've listened to everything you've said, and it's incredibly shallow. Let me just say that, like I did this for you. I felt like I was like opening you up and now you're supposed to be special, and then you just like go and you're like you want to go, like run around in the streets and like taste every piece of candy you can. It's so disrespectful. What's going on. I didn't know if she was on

the phone. I know, Eric, I'm sorry to do that to you. You lie to me, I know, I'm sorry, dude. I didn't mean to lie to you, But don't you don't you want to just tell Lisa yourself, like, hey, thanks for what you did for me. Now I'm onto the next one. He doesn't necessity. I mean, he's already said everything that he needed to say. I heard everything that I needed to hear, and he totally used me. I didn't use you. I didn't mean for that to happen.

It just happened that night. It was a neutral agreement, mutual agreement, we signed a contract or something. I mean, I was doing you a favor. You realize this if you were a twenty six year old virgin when you met me. I mean, yeah, I was a twenty six year old version. I'm not that anymore. Oh, Lisa, you don't really feel used by this guy. I mean I actually thought he was nice, like I made exceptions for him, like really honestly, not like a guy that I would

normally go out with. But then we had a connection, I thought, and now I just feel like gross. It really actually does feel old, pretty gross. He still sounds like a nice guy. Eric, you sound like a nice guy. I am a nice guy. You have to understand from my point of view, and you can't blame him. I mean, Lisa, you've had some experience. I'm sure that you're really happy that you've had all those experiences, right, he's got to make up for lost time. Well yeah, I mean yes, soo.

But you know it's like you have someone on lockdown, like, okay, great, let's do this, Like doesn't he think he needs a little more practice before he goes out in the world, And like, you know, if it's like your second time to ever have sex, one's gonna wonder if you're really that bad in bed? How are you saying you want to practice with me some more? Because I'm just saying I totally will. That leads me to my next question. I guess Eric, would you like to go out on

a second date with Lisa? We will pay for it. No, No, but I will go out on any other date so I get some more fun. No. No, he doesn't get to he doesn't get to turn me down. Now I'm not asking anymore. Oh my gosh. Hey, we can hook up from time to time. We just can't be exclusive. I'm not asking you for that. I mean no, I'm saying no, So don't act like you're like doing me favors now because I'm good. I'm telling you I'm good. No to looking up or no it's being exclusive. What

is your do? Like you I we have this thing and you're a normal guy, and then all of a sudden you're gonna go out and like slay all these ladies. But it's gonna just like fred your seat all over the world, like you were shy, like you wouldn't even hardly talk to me. Lisa, I'd take it as a compliment. I mean, obviously whatever you do is really good. Crazed, Yes, Lisa, it was really good. Broken Jupil in the morning,