Second Date Update PODCAST: English Bloke

I'm good, mate, How are you? I'm not too bad. Thank you very much for emailing us and agreeing to do a second date update. Absolutely, I'm glad you can help me out. Maybe, Yeah, for sure. Like I said, I'm surprised that this girl isn't calling you back. I'm guessing how long you've been in this country, Um, a couple of years? Just two enough years now, okay, And I'm guessing in your experience it's probably pretty easy in the bars and the clubs when you meet girls with

that accent, isn't it. Yeah, there's not been a problem so far. Yeah, I know. I had an English guy hit on me. He was so ugly and I was still flattered by it. I was like, I did have to turn them down because of that, but whatever. So you're not getting to call back from a girl. Her name is Sarah. Yeah, that's right, all right? And how did you meet her? Where? She met to Tinder? Okay, okay? And you know, I mean it's just it's not something that you would do very often, although I do very often.

But you know, I met a through Tinder. We agree to meet up. So I drove over to pick her up, and we went, you know, downtown for a couple of drinks, said something to eight. We spent a couple of hours together. It was good. No, we had a really good time. She was really cool, like really easy to hang out with. You know. Let me ask you a question. For a guy like you who has an accent that you know American women love, is it annoying? Do they sit there and harp on it the whole time? That's what I

picture happening. It's like, oh it's you know, that has been the Cayuse a couple of times, you know, But like Sarah was just you know, she didn't really even pay that much attention to it. You know, it was kind of cool. And I do feel like if you're a more well traveled person, you're probably not going to care quite as much, right right, Yeah, she seems really, you know, really really cool. I'm just I'm I'm shocked.

What did you like about her so much? Like I said, she was just really easy to hang out with, you know, like you mentioned about other chicks that like, you know, har up on the accent or always talk about themselves or you know, always you know, she was really easy to talk to. She listened to what I had to say, so the stuff that she had to say was really interesting. It was it was like a quality date, you know. It was like we've known each other a couple of

months or something. Was there like one moment during the date where like she's definitely into me, definitely into me. Yeah, like the moment where she showed how interested she was. I mean it seemed like that from the very start, you know. So why do you think she's not calling

you back then? I honestly don't know. The only thing this is gonna sound stupid, But the only other thing that I can think about is that I just bought a new car and my parallel parking skills are not really up to Yeah, it took me, like it took me like five or six time skates to space. And then you know, like I was freaking out about that. And then at some point she even asked me, she was like, do you need me to do that for you? Get out and help you park the car? Your little englishman,

I was. I was. I was like, well embarrassed, and then uh, you know, I tried to explain about the other side of the road is not doing blah blah blah. Anyway, I'll get out of the car and then I'll walk into the restaurant and I get to open the door for her to get out. So okay, you know, if that's if that's something to go by, then I don't know,

that might be that might be the only problem. That is a terrible feeling when you're on a date and you're having trouble parallel parking, because then you just start to get hot under the collar and you're embarrassed and you're just like awful. And it's always in front of a crowded window of people too, so it's not just your date watching you, but about two hundred other strangers, right, So the only thing that you can think of that might have gone bad on your date is the fact

that you had trouble parallel parking and didn't open her door. Yep, that seems silly though that was at the beginning. How did the end of the date go? And was everything was great? You know? Really it was really great, full of smiles, full of happiness. There wasn't one awkward moment during the night when no one had anything to say, or you know, did you guys kiss? Yeah? Yeah, you did? Okay? What kind of kissed though? Like a real quick peck on the lips or a full I mean just a

little bit more than that. You know, it wasn't it wasn't anything you know, hot and heavy, but you know it was. It was a good night kiss. And what was the last thing that you guys said to each other. I said I'll be in touch and she said, okay, that'd be great. Okay? And has she responded at all to any of your text messages or not one? Nothing? And how many times have you tried to reach her? I've texted her like three or four times and called her twice. And did you tell her like, oh that

kiss made my heart skip a beat or anything like that? No, no, I didn't say anything like that. I mean, I met the girl on Tinba, you know, not exactly going to be like I think you're the love of my life from that kiss. All right, well we'll play a song, comeback, call her and get your Second Date Update. Okay, Okay, sounds good. Okay, hang on rooking Jubil in the morning. Second Update. Hello love, and welcome back to today's royal

edition of the Second Date Update. I'd be your host, Jubil Flag, and today we're talking to Sir James of Update. He went out with a lovely young lass he met on tender, took her out for drinks, hoping that later he'd be able to show her his throbbery, but he was unsuccessful in getting the knickers on the floor back at his flat. So now he is on the phone wondering what went wrong. And James, I never asked you what is your occupation? I would assume Chimney sweep. I

never Oh yeah, oh yeah thanks for that. Yeah yeah, yeah, I worked for Mary Poppins and James on the phone. James is English, yes, so of course I have to mess with him a little bit because it's weird to us Americans. When we hear an accent. Yeah, but he did go out with a girl named Sarah, and Sarah isn't calling him back, which is weird to me because I would think any guy with an English accent or

Australian accent in America just kills it. Yeah accent and John Vietnamese accent whatever, any sort of accent usually does very well with the American women. But she's not calling him back. He thinks the reason that he's not getting a call back is because he had trouble parallel parking so much to the point where she was like, hey, do you want me to do it for you? And then he didn't open her door. But that's the only thing you can think of other than that they had

a great time. You were about to call her and find out if in fact he did something wrong on the date, James, you're ready to go? Yeah? Can I ask you one question, James? You don't fall into the stereotype of bad British teeth, do you? No, that's a myth. That's the whole thing is. We don't walk around like Austin Palace. You know, I wait to London before and I wouldn't call it a myth, but I'm glad that

you're not there. No, absolutely not. Okay, all right, well I'm a dollar phone number right now and get your second date update. Okay, okay, sounds good. All right, here we go. Hello. Oh can I speak to Sarah please? This is she? Hey Sarah, how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm good. What's going on? I'm at work, I'm good. Just calling to check in with some of our listeners. Do you listen to the show? Yeah? No, I listen. I'm just

shocked you're calling me kind of random. Any idea why I might be calling you honestly? No? Well, the reason I'm calling you today is one of our listeners sent us an email about you. Really okay. It's somebody that you went on a date with recently. His name is James. Oh god, okay, okay, and so it sounds like you know James. He says that you guys met on tender and went out for drinks and had a fun time, but you haven't been answering any of his phone calls

or text messages. So he asked us to get you on the phone and ask if he did something wrong. Okay, Okay, Look, I don't know if I don't know if I need to do this on the radio, Like I don't want to embarrass him. You don't want to, Well, that's okay. He wants to be embarrassed. He's the one that emailed us. I think he wouldn't really appreciate me calling him out on it. Okay, but he we listen, We talked to him and he's prepared to hear anything that you have to say. Is he on the line right now if

you're worried about embarrassing him, I mean he's asking for it. Basically, he said he's okay with that. And I have to know this explanation because he sounds lovely with an accent. I don't know why you would turn this dude down. Oh yeah, see, that's exactly the problem. I just I don't buy it what you don't you don't buy what. I don't buy his whole I'm British thing. Do you think he's faking it? I studied abroad, I lived in the UK for a couple of years. I think he's

faking being British because it's something that works. And we met on tender so you can be anybody on tender It's true, though, why do you think is like you think the whole accent thing everything is just a lie? Absolutely? Who was there like a hint when he was talking? And you're like, oh, I mean didn't you guys you said you talked to him. Didn't you hear it for yourself? It's pretty bad. I thought it sounds it sounds like he's English to me. Can I have a little dicky bird? Now?

Can I have a word? Or what? Wait? Is that him? Yes, it is. He's actually on the phone. You asked me a second ago, and I didn't answer you on purpose because James is on the other line listening. Oh my god, about Sarah. How's it going? I see? Are you listening to that? Sarah? Are you doing? It? Sounds legit to me, Sarah, it's leg It's legit. I don't know what you want. I mean, I could show you my passport, I could, you know, give you my national insurance number? You know,

I mean, I don't know. I don't know what else you want me to you know what you need to see? Yeah, I'm sure you could show me your fake green car and your fake passport and you take everything else because I've got all the time in the world to sit around and generate fake copies of documents so that I can meet girls on tender You. I mean, come on, I think exactly the last stupid thing I've ever heard what I think you're doing. No, exactly what I think

you're doing. Wow, they're a paranoid much love? Oh, way to be all patronizing. That's going to make me want to go out in a second date with you. I mean, at this point, it's really you know, it's it's I mean, it's Sniva here and all there, now, is it? I mean, you think I'm a complete fake, so I might as well just go bost to the wall. You know. Yeah, I don't think you're fake. I know you're fake, and you're laying out pretty thick with a whole parallel parking job.

Oh I can't. I can't pop card because it's on the right side of the road. Good accents, Sarah, that's a pretty good accent. You should try faking it and meeting people on Tinder. Okay, just give it up. Your accent is so big. I don't know what else to tell you. You know, I've got nothing else to go with. This is this is me. You know, I'm good, Come mind, just give it up, dude. And you have really too perfect teeth for somebody in British anyway. I mean, and

this is this is crazy. I've never heard anything like, yeah, do you need me to like call my parents in London or something. You can have a little word with them. They can tell you who I am. Oh, sir, I mean, I'll call international how we can scape if we want you and they can get there a couple of too. Are you eating Jane? Lovely Jane? That's in fade over faties?

All right? See, now we're crossing the line. This is outrageous, Sarah, Like, I don't know what the is you want me to do, but I mean, this is this is just bloody ridiculously you know anything, and if anything you say, anything you say, I'll do to prove to you. I don't I don't know how to get you to prove that you're faking it. But there's just there's just something slightly untrustworthy about you. Wow.

I just I don't know, mate, I don't know. I'm at the end of my seven now, Sarah, I'm confused. You liked him on the date, right, Well, I liked him when I met a montender until then we met in person and then he started faking them British accent. We don't get this, Like, why would I fake a British accents? You've already said that I'm a pretty good looking guy, and I've got perfect teeth, and I've got, you know, everything else, So I wouldn't really have a

problem getting dates, would I? You know? I mean, you're attractive enough on your own. I don't feel like you have to lay it on that thick like. You do have nice teeth and you are attractive, which is why you don't need to fake the accent, because you have some other stuff going for you already. That's are you talking about, Sarah? Are you would dialect coach now or something? I'm in I'm from London, Crystal Palace, s W sixteen.

What else do you need to know? James? It doesn't sound like Sarah is gonna believe you no matter what. For for the record, James, I believe you that you're British. Yeah, thank you. Okay, what neighborhood are you from? I just said that Crystal Palace sounds made up to me. Yeah, there's a football team there's a football team I live. I lived right on Church Road. Right, it would be called Church Road. Okay, Hey, Sarah, I would love to ask you if you'll go out on the second date

with James. I don't think he can drop the accent because I have a feeling that it's real. Are you willing to go out with him again? Sarah? Do it? Don't sabotage this? Yeah, nope, what I No? No, I can't. I'm not going to waste my time with somebody who wants to be a charlatan and line to my face and I don't need that. I don't know how he's convinced you guys, but he certainly hasn't open to me. And I wasn't born yesterday. I'm not gonna waste my time.

Oh my gosh, you're doing you are having a laugh? Sorry James, No second date for you, man. I just I don't know what the sights there. I don't know what to say. You know you missed out, loved you missed out? That's all right, same. I'm sure there are plenty of other girls on tenning that they have to give. Drop the nickes for you any time? Wow? This go? Wow? Well? Thanks a lot for your time, both of you. We

appreciate it. Sarah better, better luck on tender and finding like a real American guy who's not faking it like James is. I'm not fighting this thing. Oh what hy you? Listen up right, listen. I'll send you just for giggles, I'll send you everything. I'll send you everything, my possible my green card, I'll send you everything just so that you know, you know I mean, I'll show you the tattoo of a Union Jack on the end of my I hope you actually have that. That would be amazing.