Second Date Update PODCAST: Dumps Gets Dumped

First of all, where'd you meet her, Paul? I met her at a special police called Tinder. Okay, I'm already gonna give you props for coming up with a creative date idea off of a tender date. Yeah, you know, that's how you do it. You know, you've got an animals going, you know, put you in the mood. I don't know. Okay, took a dark turn. Yeah, you guys know what I mean. You know animals, you got the

long he has you got. You know, sometimes you come across a couple of bears and they're doing this thing. You know, you just kind of give a little nudge and you just kind of you know, deal wink, Yeah, throw a little wink to the bear, like, yeah, you know what I'm doing here, man, come over here a smile for us. Maybe you can give me lucky later. So what was it like seeing your Tinder date for the first time? First good sign, right is we meet up and she looks better than her pictures. Oh cool?

You know, because I've been on a couple of these things and you know, you come across and it's like they're either heavier or they've got like bad hair, and it's kind of a bummer. Bad hair. Uh good, I like hair. You know, it's long, it smells good. You can play with it, you know, it's yeah, it's the animal thing. I don't know. It's okay. I'm scared to be with you at the zoo if i'm her. Yeah, Oh no, no, it's gonna be scared. I'm all, it's

all good, all right. She seemed pleasantly surprised by you when she first saw you. I think, so, you know, I try to keep an honest appearance on tender, you know. The only thing I can maybe is like, so my friends saw me dumps um dumps, Yeah, yeah, dumps and uh, I'm a sanitation man. Don't call the garbage man sanitation man. All right, so it Dumps is your nickname? Yeah, Dumps is my nickname. And uh, you know, I sometimes I'm

like a little bit, you know. I hope I didn't smell you know, I was working earlier, you know, in the morning. So but I think I was all good. That's the only thing I can really think of in terms of my appearance. Oh my god, I don't feel like you should be the judge on what you smell. Like. Yeah, you can't even smell, right. I keep a lot of Acari fresheners in my car. So all right, So tell us about your date at the zoo. How was it?

I mean, we we had a really good time overall. Uh, what she wanted to see and what I wanted to see matched up pretty well. And I have like an odd taste you know with animals. Like we went to the snakehouse, all right, So you like the snakes. Yeah, I like the snakes. You liked the snakes. That was f you know. We slithered through there, but we went to then we went over to the you guys have those um what do they coop Cooper Cobra? You know,

the tappy Barra. They're like the big rats, the big rat. Yeah. Yeah, well I don't like to call them rats, but yeah, yeah, they're they're they're big and they're just weird and they're crawling around and yeah she I think she liked that one too. I think like she was into it. All right, So you wowed her with your unusual animal choices at the zoo. Yeah, I was saving the big thing for last.

We were gonna go see the slot. I mean, right, you know, they're so cute and they're just like chilling about and they're furry and all that, and that was like my big that was gonna be my big finish. That was your big dismount to the date. Go check out the sloth Okay, But the thing is like we get there and um, they closed it off, like you know, for the next couple of hours. And I tried talking to the guy that was like, you know, because they closed it off. I found this dude that was working

there and he said, they're feeding that. Okay, that would have been to see exactly, That's what I was telling him, you know, And you know, I got a little worked up. Probably what do you mean worked up? Are you like yelling at the dude because the sloth exhibit is closed. I don't know about yelling, but I definitely made him feel really bad for for not letting us in. All right, so you were being you were kind of being a jerk.

It sounds like, yeah, I mean I thought I was being the good guy there because you know, I have a date with me. I even offered him some money, you know, I thought we could get in there on the slide. You know, watch some feed like you're at a fancy restaurant trying to get that window table. Yeah, exactly the guy. But the guy was all not about that. He was like he's gonna lose his job or something. I don't know, man, I think it's a big con. You know. They lure you in these zoos, they slops,

and then they just break your heart. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now that, like sure that yelling at the sloth dude is probably the reason you're not getting a call back. Yeah. Well it's their fault, man, no matter what you do. You just think that. I think we finished it off pretty well though, you know, like we like we we kind of gathered ourselves and ourselves. It was closing down, and she just didn't really seem

like she wanted to be in the zoo anymore. I thought, all right, like, because you see the slots, we're supposed to kind of chill us out. My plane was sloths. Then go to my car, listen to some tunes. You know. Yeah, I see what you're saying, Like you see all the other exciting stuff. You go chill with the sloth that mellows you out. You go back to your car, listen to some jazz or something. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, like roll the seats back a little bit, you know, like, Okay,

are you kid she's not in high school anymore. You confirmed that at the beginning of this. No one wants to make out in your car. Man. Well okay, but it was pretty nice. We listened to some jams and um, you know, we didn't really kiss or anything because I didn't. I didn't really want to like make that move. I was still a little I was trying to hang you know. Yeah, well, you want to seem respectful too. It's a first date.

Maybe I don't want to rush in. You've already done a lot, yeah, yeah, yeah, And then you know, then she wanted to go back to her car. So I let her out, and you know, let her out. You didn't have her locked up inside of your car, did you? No, No, I didn't lock her up. I mean our doors were locked, but you could have left, you know. I wasn't like keeping her in there. Okay, I gotta say. I can't

believe she got in the car to begin with. So maybe you were doing something more right than I'm giving you. I'm serious, like after a guy yelled and smells bad like I wouldn't get in the car. So you may have been doing something more right than I expected. I think so too. Yeah, don't underestimate me. That's not my first rodeo taking a girl to a rodeo before that was all right, Well, well, maybe get into that at another time, but right now, let's handle this date. Okay.

What's her name? Her name's Heather. Heather. Okay, well, play a song, come back and call Heather and get your second date update. All right, all right, all right, many brooking jubil in the morning. Second update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update. Dumps is on the phone with us. His real name is Paul, his nickname is Dumps. Because he works sanitation and he's not getting a call back today from a girl named Heather

who he took to the zoo. In the interest of saving time, I won't go over the list of things he thinks went wrong on his date because there's a lot to it, am I right, dumps, I mean two things nailed down. But yeah, I mean I know that I probably should not have yelled at the swap guy. Yeah, yeah, if you missed it. One thing on Paul's date, he got very upset because the sloth exhibit was closed, so he caused a scene by arguing with one of the employees. They're trying to get it open back up so he

could show his date sloth. I thought it was a good classy but I agree a sloth is a classy animal, and it would have been nice for you to share that with her. Yeah. Did she want to see the sloth? Or did you? Who doesn't want to see it? Right? Yeah? Well, I'm gonna dial her phone of her right now, see if we can get her on the phone and find out why she's not calling you back. Okay, all right, cool, all right, here we go, man. Hello, Hi, Can I speak to Heather? Please? Yes? This is me. Hey Heather,

how are you. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. Oh my god, what's up? Is this about Dumps? Yes, it is about Dumps. I had a feeling you guys would be calling considering he told me that if I didn't answer his text messages, he was going to contact you guys. Wow, are you serious? He threatened a second date update on you. Oh yeah, absolutely. All right, Well then I guess you were prepared for

this phone call. Yeah. We talked to Dumps a little bit about your date, and yeah, he's wondering why you don't want to see him again. I mean, where where do you want me to begin? Yeah, I'm assuming I'm let's start here. What has he told you? Well, he told us that you guys met on tender and that he took you to the zoo. Yeah, that was the only good part of the date. That was it like going to the zoo or just the idea of going to the zoo. No, I liked the idea of going

to the zoo. But I mean, did he tell you his fascination with snakes? He told us that he liked the snakes a lot. Yeah, I mean it sounds like he likes every animal at the zoo really well, I mean specifically with the snakes, other than the awkward jokes he can't making about the sizes of snakes. He was banging on glass yelling wick ups. Yeah he I mean he painted it as a joint passion that you both shared. Yeah.

I love animals, don't get me wrong, but I'm definitely not as big on like mating with rituals and weird conversation he apparently likes to have. And did he tell you that he got in an argument while we were at the do Yeah, he's holdest that you guys went to the sloth exhibit and it wasn't open, and so he complained and maybe made a scene, maybe a scene. Yeah, yeah, he threatened to fight the guy. What really, because they

closed down the exhibit for the sloths. Yes, and it wasn't like it was closed for the rest of the night. I mean, it was just simply closed for that time period. And he's threatened to fight him. I mean, I'm as away. Yeah I don't, but I mean, here's the thing for me, Like that sounds awful. But then he said that you got into his car and listened to music with him. I met him there and I had to pretty far away because it was crowded. So the only reason I got in his car is because he offered to take

me to my car. And it was late at night. It was dark outside, all right, So you aren't like, hey, mister, let's sit in your car for a little while. I'd love that. No, I had no idea that getting a ride to my car was going to entail sitting in his car while he awkwardly played what he called chill music. I'm guessing it wasn't chilled by your description. Absolutely not. I mean, I don't even know what to call it.

I don't know. He asked me if I wanted to hear the greatest hits, and then he put on his own band. Who he has a band? He didn't tell us that? Well, yeah, he said they were taking a hiatus. But this supposedly was his greatest HiT's got a band that already has the greatest hits album? Yeah? Apparently? How would you describe his music? Just wondering? Honestly, I would probably compare his band to that of his nickname and job. Uh. Yeah, To be honest, I really couldn't wait to get out

of there is the worst date I've ever had. Wow, the worst date ever number one, but memorable. Oh, it's definitely a story for the book. Hey, Heather, I bet you he'd be excited to know that he left a mark in your dating life because he's actually on the other line listening right now. I wants to talk to you. I had a feeling that's how this is going to don't Why are you doing this? Because I told you that if you don't get back to me, I would

have to bring in some reinforcements. Should help me out here, because what's up? I thought we had a good nime. Normal people don't do that, Yes they do. There's a lot of normal people that do this. Yeah, there was a reason I wasn't replying. You knew that. You knew our date did not go well. I thought it went really well. And a lot of what you're telling me has been a surprise, because, first of all, my jokes were hilarious. You were laughing at them. You kept winking

at me after every joke. Well, yeah, I winked at you so you know when the joke's done, so you know when to laugh. I was making it easier for you honestly, your jokes were painful. Well that hurts, I'll say that, all right. So she didn't like your sense of humor dumps, Well, what about I mean? I thought I proved myself out there for you. I thought you'd be proud of me standing up for you, trying to see the slots. I know you love slobs because you threatened to beat up a zookeeper. You want me to

be proud of you. I beat up any zookeeper for you, Heather. He was doing his job. He was feeding the animals, that's normal, and I was doing my job of trying to get you into the slot cage. And you love the slops. I don't care. It's just a slat. What do you mean here? It's just the slots. Like when we first got there, you were kept talking about the slats and the Nate cage. You were talking about the slats and the cup of bara you were talking about No,

I wasn't just dropped the slot. Okay, stop talking about flaw They're so damn cute, true, Heather, but Joves, I feel like you're not listening to anything she's saying, Like you're arguing every point of how miserable she was, she knows how she feels. Yeah, look, guys, she's just lying to you. And you loved the slot or she would have loved the sloth, but she's just been denial about it. The date was a disaster. Nobody is lying. I am

trying to be honest with you. Whatever, Heather, I promise you, if you're going another day with me, I'm gonna get us into the sloth cage. Oh wow, Heather, what do you think about that? Would you like a second date with Paul? We'll pay for it. We'll pay for your entry into the zoo. Maybe you can see this slass this time. It's good. Be hard to turn down. No, I don't want to see Dumps. I don't want to see Slaws. I don't want to go to the zoo.

I'm sorry, I don't Heather. That's on the table now too, the aquarium. No, thank you, dude. Heather's gonna be the only person on the planet after all this that hates Slaws. Are we done here? I'm sorry. This has just been a huge waste of time for me. Yeah, we're done. I'm sorry, Dumps. No date. Oh it's all right, man, I mean this is just gonna this is just gonna fuel my music. That's really where my heart sat right all right? Hey, yeah, you know what, dude, send me

a demo of the music you were showing her. I can put it on the radio. I'll give it to my program director here and then actually give you his cell phone number and you could call him about your music. Thank you, No problem, real good icelandic bar no looking for then texted at seven eight five to nine two that says, where do these women meet these creepy dudes. I don't know if he's that creepy I'm talking about today's second date update, but definitely he's an eccentric dude.

I'll call him do In case you missed it, Paul wanted to call a girl named Heather. Paul goes by the nickname Dumps because he works in sanitation. That's what his buddies call him. They went to the zoo and he was curious why she wasn't calling back when when they were at the zoo, he actually attempted to fight one of the employees because the sloth was feeding at the time. They went to go check out the sloth, and it was really important to him that they see

the sloth. Actually he thought it was really important to her, but it wasn't that important. And then they ended the date by sitting in his car and listening to music from his own band. Yeah, even though she didn't even want to be sitting in his car, He's like, I'll give you a ride to your car since here on the other side of the parking lot. And they just sat there listening to his music. So yeah, she just thought Dumps was an all around weird guy and didn't

want to go out with him again. I too like that. He thought that the zookeeper would be like, oh, you're on a first date and you're upset about the slop exhibit. Let me hold off on their feeding for you. Am I bad? Yeah, they want to come back here. Yeah, you can feed the slot if you want. Remember, if you want to do a second date up, they don't have to do his email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back Movie ninety two point five.