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Second Date Update PODCAST: Drive-By Egging

Oct 28, 202016 min
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Today's couple turned an old Halloween tradition into a romantic date night... It's a bizarre, unconventional rendezvous just in time for Halloween!

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Are you talking to me? I can never tell when you say I kind of you? Are? You know? Whatever? I think it? Surprises are great first date. It can be kind of a gamble depending on where you met the person. What if he offers to blindfold you and duct tape your hands together so your arms don't get tired? Yeah, that second to end? Well, I'm gonna say, I hope you have may Well that's what happened for one of our listeners named Mia. But she got ducted. Well, no,

she's still in the trump. No, not the blindfold and duct tape part. The surprise part of the day oh God, good, and she wants our help right now? How old are you? God? It does sound like she's in a trunk somewhere. Yeah, just kick the tail light out. Yeah, hilarious. So we'll tell us a little bit about the guy that you went out with. What's his name? His name is Justin ok And technically we had two dates. The first date was a zoom date, which is, you know, always interesting,

a little awkward, a little like what's going on? But have you guys ever been on the zoom day before? J Yeah, Jose, Yeah. I mean it's generally still nice to talk and look at people in the eyes, but that physical chemistry vibe you can never pick up on you. Yeah, especially when you change your face to look like a frog or something like that to get a field a great, great tongue action. At least on that first day. Oh god, I just got a totally different vision of Jose. So

that was your first date. There was another date after that, so we ended up deciding, Okay, let's meet up. Let's do this in person. So when I got in the car and it was you know, he was really cute in person, and I could feel that, like there was definitely chemistry between us, and then he looked in the backseat and I was like, okay, And I look in the backseat and there are three boxes of eggs of eggs, like, yeah, eggs, And I was like, are we scrambling them? Like I

don't understand. Yeah, I'm curious. And then he goes, we're gonna do a drive and egg situation because Halloween is really close. And I was like, what wait, what, like, you're gonna go egg people's houses? Oh? Drive bye? Are you for real? She he really honestly wanted to go

egg people's houses. Well kind of he had a different spin on it, so hear this out, Okay, So he said to me, let's go egg certain buildings and things like that, just to like let all of like our anxiety and anger out because it's been a crazy year. So you're going out with a guy to throw eggs because he has pin up rage. I'm seeing red flex, but I don't know. Girls always like the bad boy bad boy with a box of eggs, not the mentally unstable guy, though, like there's a difference. It reminds me

of saying my little brother would do Yeah. I mean you were gamekeecause you obviously liked it. At the start, I was like I didn't know what to expect. I was just like, Okay, I guess I'll try this as it'll be a great story later on to my friends like I don't know, okay, so where did you go? We ended up driving to his dentist's office, and he was angry because they overcharged him for a crown he just put in. And this is weird. Now it's like

he's actually seeking revenge people way too expensive. I agree, I agree, But okay, so your egg the dentist. So he got a bunch of eggs and we went to the side of the building and he just went crazy and he starts slowing all these eggs at the side of the building thinking how I was like, what is going on? I was It was one of those things where like I saw that he was exhilarated and like he was really letting it out. But also a part of me was just like is this normal or is

this not normal? On the first day were charged for a crowd, We're gonna go with that, But it made you kind of want to do it, huh. I mean, yeah, he looked like he was like really letting it out, and I was like, well, I got something, but I mean I want to let out. So I was like, I guess I'm on this trip anyway, so might as well just participate. So we went to my old office and I got some eggs and I started just throwing it on the side, and then we went to my

ex boyfriend's house and we egged the house. That's great, that's crazy. You should even be talking about an x let a load stalking them at their house and egging them. But we did it. Okay, it was good for you, I guess. I mean, how did it feel to egg your ex boyfriend's house? To be honest, it was actually kind of cathartic. I could actually see that feeling really

really nice. We also went to the bank and egg the bank because they denied me for a loan two weeks ago, and I'm sot avery on yeah right now. So anyways, it was you know, oh my god, I can tell you you know you like it. Of course she liked it. She's calling she wants to get this guy back on the phone. Yeah, I kind of liked it. Is that weird? I mean, he obviously like got the passion going in you and I think that's the key to having a great first date. True, So did you

guys end up egging each other? Maybe at the end of the evening a little sensual eggame little interest. I mean a part of me would have been down for

that for sure at that point. But after we did the egg gang, we were in the car, there was like so much like adrenaline and pumping through us, and like you know, we ended up getting some pumpkin beers and splitting it and talking in the car, and then he drove me home and I asked him if he wants to come aside, and he said no, that he had to go home and he's really tired, Okay, And I haven't heard from him since, man. I mean, you

guys have so much in common, so it's weird. It's definitely an unconventional first day, but I can definitely see the romance in it too. I don't know, man, it's just so much like negativity and like you're still hung up on your ex. Obviously. I think there's a lot of reasons why he wouldn't be calling you back. Okay, Well, who's yea, Like he didn't go to his ex's house like the ex house do you think that that's where you went wrong, right now? Okay, listen, I understand, Okay,

I get what you guys are saying. But he made me feel some type of way, like almost like being bad never felt so good. I don't know. I just want to talk to him again. Yeah, I mean too. So let's call this bad boy. We're gonna play a song, come back, and we'll call Justin and try and get your second date update. All right, Okay, hold on, who

doesn't love a good Halloween themed date? You know, for some people that might mean a fun trip to the pumpkin patch, or maybe a romantic hay ride through a cornfield at sunset, or maybe just cuddling up on the couch listening to shrieks as Jason Vorhees terrorizes an entire town. That's fun. But for one of our listeners, Mia, she went on a Halloween themed date where they drove around

egging businesses that wronged them. Oh Man and and her ex boy and her ex boyfriend did that with a guy named Justin, and she was a little bit skeptical about doing it at first, but as the night went on and more eggs were flying, she got more and more into it ended up having a really nice time with him. But now he's not calling her back. Oh you know, I can't believe he's not calling you back.

Like the ability to pick a woman up with eggs in your back seat and say we're doing this and for you to be game and now she's not calling you back is pretty messar Yeah one date. Yeah, how are you feeling about this? Miya? I just want to know what did I do that he's not calling me back? Now? Have you thought that he's in jail? Honestly, it's crossed my mind. Okay, yeah, maybe they got his license plate or something totally that does not fash imagine him. You

could incriminate yourself by doing this phone call. The police could find you, and you really don't want to find yourself in jail telling the other inmates when they ask what are you in for? I get a bank? All right, leave it to beaver. Let's see where Justin's out. We're gonna Dollar's number right now, okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello. Hi? Is this Justin? Um? Yeah, Hi Justin. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing Um, I'm I'm good.

I'm sorry. Who's this. My name's Jeffrey work on a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm here with the whole team, Brooke, Jose Electus is here too. Okay, Uh, why are you calling me? I'm calling you because somebody told us that you're kind of a bad bull slattered. I just heard it in his voice. I guess, yeah, I guess I'm kind of a bad boy. Yeah, boy paper in some houses lately. Look, man, the reason that we're calling is we're doing something called a second

date update. And what that is is if you go out with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you to try and figure out the reason why. Okay, based on what I've told you so far about being a bad boy in the dates, do you have any idea who I might be calling about. I mean, I've got to hope about who you might be calling about. I guess oh, okay, that's a good sign. Who do you think it is? MEA wait? So yeah,

if you're why aren't you calling her back? Well? I mean, like, look, we had a good time on her date, and like she's fun, like high energy, you know. It really just goes for things all stuff that I yeah, I love and somebody I'm dating. Yeah, she told us all about your drive by egging date for Halloween. Oh my god, No she didn't. She didn't tell you guys all that. Yeah she did. Oh my god. I have to ask

what was going through mind? Like you're picking up this woman that you barely know, and you're like, oh, hopefully she's into egging three dozens. Yeah. Well, like I said, even when we talked the first time, she seemed fun and like spontaneous, and I was like, worst case scenario, I can I can kind of play it off like I was joking and I was just gonna make like a bunch of omelets or something. If she was super not into it, you know, Okay, but yeah she was,

like she was, she was down for it. I loved that. Yeah. So if if everything went well and she obviously enjoyed herself, then why are you not calling her back? Well? Um, the short version is like I made a mistake early on, and I didn't want to make things worse for her worse. What do you what do you mean worse, Like, I mean, in your egg crime spree or whatever you call it, how does it get worse? Like, what's next gonna go throwing knives at businesses? Yeah, you wouldn't believe how much

a dozen knives were Wait what? Okay? Yeah, I was joking me too. I was. I was joking because you were joking. Okay. Yeah, So I messed up at the dentist's office and they caught my license played on camera. Yeah, I knew you were gonna get caught. Yeah, So what happened, Like, did the cops actually get involved with an egging at a dentist's office? Yeah? I mean, you know, I've been talking to the police and stuff. We were in the

middle of dealing with that. Um but I, for a bad boy like you, was used to dealing with the police all the time. Huhal No, I mean that's the thing I'm not. But one of the things that I do know is snitches get stitches. So I've been doing my best to like not bring me into this too, Like I don't want to rat her out and make her life bad because she like decided to do something I wanted to do. So I'm kind of forcibly laying her low. You know, so they don't connect us to

each other. They're like tapping your cell phone seeing who you're calling, to see who else is involved in this egging? You sound like do you sound like I've ever and I don't mean that it like in a mean way, but like, what is going on? Man? Do you regret doing the egging? Don't you think it's a bad way to start a relationship. I mean no, the egging was awesome. I got zero regrets there. Obviously I regret getting caught, but like in terms of dates, that was one of

the best dates I've ever been on. Oh no, we are not encouraging this behavior. It's gonna be great. Well, I've got some bad news for you. Man. Snitches get stitches, Jeffrey. Yeah, the cops are actually listening in on this phone call. No, the cops aren't. But Mia is the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Wait what on the phone up? Gosh? Hi? Justin, Hey, Justin. I have such a good time with you, and like you really like are a bad boy, and like it makes me feel

like like am I a bad girl? Like I don't know, I just feel like Oh, you're a bad girl, man, and you know it. Voice just got higher. I know that's what happened. Oh see, and he's not only a bad boy, but he's protecting you from jam Oh my god. It's like a romance novel. I mean, do you believe in Mia? Do you think that's why he's not calling you back? Yeah, I mean I just like, I totally get it. But I would love to spend more time with you if you're down. I mean, yeah, obviously, I

totally want to hang out with you. I'm just waiting for the funds to get off my back so we can hang out. Look, look at me, and the coppers are on his tail, so justin here's the deal. We would love to send you and Mia out on one more date, one more legal date. Can we say that free date, one more crimes free, whatever you guys want to do, we'll pay for it. I mean, yeah, obviously I was gonna take her out anyway, so this is

a bonus date. Can you did you like put the date money in like a big cloth sack and we can pick it up at a drug club or something, just as long as you share your mug shot with us at the end. Of the day. We congratulations you two. Thanks guys, and Justin, I just won't let you know whatever you want to do. I'm up for anything. So let's go. Oh my god, this is trouble knowing him. He's like, oh, we're gonna put too much air in people's tires. Ha ha. That'll teach him. They're gonna go

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