Second Date Update PODCAST: Drinking and Entering

a grocery store. Yeah, I've heard that that happens every once in a while. That's already a little bit cliche, I think, Oh, you don't like the way they met, Sorry, Jeffrey, So Rick, please just tell me it wasn't while you were squeezing the melons and she came up to you and asked, so are they ripe? Oh wow, Rick, I don't know if I can handle that. If that's what actually happened, Please tell me that's not the case. No, that's exactly what happened. Oh, that's exactly what happened. No,

I'm joking that, thank God played out. But like I'm bad, amateur idiot. No, I like that though, I bet you. Okay, wait, so how did you really meet her? At the grocery store. We're in the in the wine aisle and I saw this girl and I was like, she is gorgeous. So I kind of fibbed a little bit. Um. I kind of told like, I know a little bit about this stuff. So I just kind of found the most expensive one, and I was like, oh, this one's worth the money.

You know, that's the one you know you know nothing about, yea, And before you know it, you're telling her you own a vineyard yourself. Yeah, grows seven noog black in myn It didn't go that far at all, but you know, I mean you're yeah, you're not going to go wrong with that. So then I was like, you know, if you need someone to drink this with, I've also got some good bottles at my house. And whoa, you moved quickly, sir, nobody snucking hand. So it wasn't like a stake. That

was a full out attack. I've come back to my house and drink with me. Well, got her number. It works, Okay, So what's this girl's name? Definitely? Definitely, definitely okay. So what did you guys end up doing for your date? We went to a wine bar. Oh no, see this is bad though. At some point you're gonna get called out for being an idiot when it comes to wine. Well, I know a little bit, but you know, and also YouTube, so I'm fine, you know, watching the wine videos. Sure,

learning some vernacular and legs and nose, you know. So the legs on this very spelt very aromatic. Reds oky. Everything's oky? Is there anything that's not OK? That all sounds good? I'm down. Yeah. So, so how did things go? I said that, Yeah, they went great. So we were at the wine bar for a little bit and then we went to another place when we were playing pool. Fun. Yeah, and she that's exactly right. She's just fun. You know, she's recently divorced. Um. You know how those recently divorced

women are. They're so fun, you want to do anything anything. You usually don't say one thing I've been writing into I mean, yeah, that was an odd placement. I mean, it's good that you're open to dating people who have been married. She just, you know, finally had some freedom. So I think she's just excited to go on a date. And we just had a lot of fun. I mean, there was even another couple playing pool, and she's like, let's play pool with these guys, and how we make

him we're interesting? So we end up playing for money. Dude, this woman is out to make up for some lost time. Sounds like, well, she's got you gambling on night one. Yeah, I felt bad, like I missed most of the shots. Actually it was on me. But she's just like, hey, let's have a good time, and hey, here's some other people. And you know, she just was just not like, oh, look at these guys or whatever. It's just let's have fun, let's interact. You guys fight each other, and I'll watch fun.

So we I have a question though, I mean, do you know are you her first date out of being divorced. Well, that's a good question, like how recent are we talking? A few months? And I think I am, like there may have been like a coffee kind of thing, but it just it was it was vague, Okay, okay. I didn't want to keep pushing. So how did things with you and Stephanie end? Great? You know, I dropped her off, gave her a little kiss in the cheeks. I'd love to see you again, so you know, she said yeah

she did. Okay, so she's smiling. I mean that was my first thought is like, maybe she's just not ready to date one person yet. Well there's more. Oh um. A few days later, I went to her complex apartment complex to drop off some flowers, and that main door you know, was open. So I go to drop off the flowers of her apartment door, setting them down. The doors open a bit, it's like unlocked. Please don't tell me you opened the door further you shut it and left.

Well no, that's the thing. So I, you know, kind of hollered in there. You know, there was no answers and like go inside a bit. Um, Well it's I mean, the door was open, you know, I don't know. Maybe she's there, but hang on. Still, even though go set the flowers down, Hello, Hello, look around a little bit and nobody there. As I'm leaving, someone down the hall is also leaving, so they see me leaving the apartment.

Oh look, neighbor. So yeah, the thing is like, I'm not sneaking out running, I don't have an armful of things. It's just a weird. You know, they don't know who I am. All that, and I bet you were acting super sketchy because you knew you weren't supposed to be doing that. So even if you weren't doing anything necessarily wrong, you probably still give that vibe off like yeah, well that might be it, or just the flowers in the

you know, in the house, how yowers. So I've left messages tell her to call me back, and all that has So I'm like, it looks weird. I get it, but you know at the time, and I just want to say, look, I apologize for all of that now. I know, you know, should have just left them there and say sorry for breaking and entering my bad break. Okay, So after that whole thing happened, and have you been

in contact with her at all? I have left messages, you know, saying hey, you know tall me back this in that phone calls, text, But you didn't explain the door situation to her in any of those, No, because you've kind of hit late. Like at first, I just thought they just want to talk to her, and then as time went on, I'm like, oh, now will seem weird if I'm like, oh wait, by the way, So it's like she'll call back, and then it gets that tipping point or where like hasn't got a hold of me.

I'm like, well, now is it too late? So you really you gave us a real challenge today for the second date update. I know, I get it, but we're gonna we're gonna try and help you. Okay, well, we're gonna play a song. We'll come back and then we'll call Stephanie the fun divorced Whino and we'll try and get you a second date update. All right, yes, please,

thank you? All right, hold on date. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, We've got a guy named Rick on the line, and Rick knows all the secret tricks to seducing a woman, does he? First you need to find one wandering the wine aisle of the local grocery store and just start suggesting random bottles to her. It doesn't matter if you know what you're talking about. Bonus points if she's recently divorced, because chances

are she's probably up for a fun time. Then you take them out and lose some money in a billiards game to show not only are you not athletic, you're also not worried about your finances either. Take all your money and finally break into their place when they're not home to leave them some surprise flowers. Hey, I need to correction. That did not break in stor was unlocked. So but he was so sneaky you snuck through the first locked door of the apartment building to get to

the second one that was open. What doesn't sneak That guy coming out held it for me. Yeah, no wrongdoing there. But now after that, Stephanie is not answering any of his calls or messages, so he wants our help. Yes, Rick, I mean, can you imagine coming home, okay and finding flowers on your table from the person you went on one date with who has never been to your house. Sounds lovely? Oh my god, I'd be on surveillance cameras. I would be calling the cops. Yeah, I get how

it sounds. But you know, like there is no intention of anything bad behind it. Okay, all right, all right, slick, Rick, Well, we're gonna we're gonna call Stephanie for you right now, you're ready, let's do it, all right? Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Stephanie please? This is Stephanie. Stephanie. My name is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? I'm sorry, who is you haven't heard of young Jeffrey from the

radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, yes, I've heard of you, but you liar. You don't have to make me feel good. It's okay, it's okay, stephany it's a radio show, a radio show. Yeah, you totally heard of us. Sounds like you're our biggest fan. Hey, we're doing something called a second date update. That's where if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can reach out to us and we'll call them for you to try and

figure out the reason why. Okay, and someone reached out to us about you recently. His name is Rick. Oh yeah, Rick, Yes, okay, Okay, that's actually a better response than I expected. So he reached out to you guys. You know what, Yeah, I don't. I don't even know how long it's been since you guys went out. But he says he's not been able to get a hold of you, and he's really hoping to reconnect because he had a great time on your date.

He did say a lot of nice things about you, Stephanie, Well, that's very sweet, and he is very nice and the date was great. It's it's it's really it's my fault that I just I have not reached out to him. I'm not returned phone calls because I have just been My life has been crazy these last couple of days. I had to go check on my parents because my mom wasn't well, and it was a little bit of scared. But everything's fine now. But I'm good. I mean, at first I thought you were lying to us, but it

sounds like legit. You It's totally legit. I saw a couple of messages from his number and I just wasn't in the head space to answer them. But I should give him a phone call back. So you weren't freaked out by Rick at all. No, on the date, No, he was so nice. Actually, when I came home there were some flowers from him, and it was just I thought that was very sweet. Okay, so you got the flowers that he dropped off for you. I got flowers. I don't know how they were delivered. Okay. Do you

live by yourself, Stephanie, No, I have a roommate. Oh oh okay, why it's just interesting, that's all. Okay, I think I'm missing something. I know as I got flowers. Is there's something wrong with the flowers? Well no, I mean yes, no, Well I'm just saying, well, you look you want it. Sounds like you were going to call Rick back anyway, right Well, I mean eventually, yeah, but well sometimes eventually happens right now. Yeah. You know how they say that because Rick is actually on the phone

and he's been wanting to talk to you. He's been listening this entire day. Oh okay, Ricky there, Hey Stephanie. How's it go? Hi? Rick? Hi, hear your voice. I'm sorry to hear. Yeah, so Hi, Hi. You you like the flowers? Huh yeah, I do like the flowers. Um, but apparently there's a story that I'm missing, and I'm what's going on. It's um, you're gonna love. It's a really funny story. Um. So after our date, which was great, I had such a good time, so I thought i'd

bring you flowers. A couple of days later, went to your apartment building and guy was coming out the main door. So I went in and found your name. You didn't buzz to see if I was home. You just came in. Yeah. Um, yeah, I guess I could have buzzed, but I don't want the guy hold the door and be like, well hang on a second. Then it just looks you know, it looks goofy. And then I saw your apartment number, you know, your name on the mailbox. Yeah, so I went up

to your Um, you came our apartment. Yeah oh yeah yeah yeah. Um so setting the flowers down owned by your apartment door, and you know, creaks open it, but I notice it's open, so I, you know, just kind of peek my head in and you know, hello, hello, anybody here, you know that kind of thing. Um check your head into my apartment? Yeah, yeah, just cut the doors open. You know, I don't know if you're there. I don't want to leave it. Did you knock? Did

you knock? Or you just opened the door and came in. I don't know. Maybe I did a knock knock or said knock knock, you know, something like that. You know how people do that? Yeah, I mean I addressed, Yeah, this is cute. And then um so then then I go in and set the flowers down the kitchen and so you were just walking around my apartment, all of them, just walking around. I mean, I just put them on the kitchen table. Then I have to go to the bathroom.

What what you wait, your bathroom? Rick? Well yeah, I had to go yeah wow, okay, please don't give me more information on that than what. Well, let me see this. I know that makes you nervous. But it was just number one. So that's all don't work. Great, So it's fine. Fine, Well that's what she was getting after. I know that. M Yeah. So then I hear, I guess now your roommate. Um, I didn't want to scare her, so I pop in the closet. Um, you were hiding in a closet. You

didn't tell us any of this? Well I didn't, okay, yeah, let mean okay for real, how long were you in the closet for Rick, Just like fifteen seconds or something. They didn't want to scare it, and I didn't want it to come out and be like, oh my gosh, there's a guy standing here. Wasn't creepy. It was a sweet gesture, no harm, no film. Well it sounds good on our end, No, we don you used her bathroom, you hid in a closet. Ric, it's not good. It was only number one. It was only for fifteen seconds,

and I don't even understand that. It's a bad thing. That may be the worst piece of it all. Well, it would have been worse if he had popped out in the close and scared the roommate. Yeah, shouldn't go into someone's house. Well, once you're already in, what are you gonna do what? Well, you shouldn't have been in. That's the whole thing. Yeah, that's the thing. It's not creepy. You're I mean, you're okay. So, like she just said,

it's creepy that you don't get that. It's creepy, Like this is not normal behavior, Like this sounds like an episode of eight lines. He yelled hello, Yeah, the roommates say hello back. Oh yeah, it's the roommate's fault. Maybe she was doing laundry, Like, honestly, don't put this on my roommate. It's not responsibility to like yeah, and you know what. Some of the most famous serial killers also

seemed very nice. That was kind of their whole stick head Bundee, Hello, yeah, yeah, you get supposed to be on my side, you know, Bundy, he'd ever brought flowers anywhere, So, yeah, thats a fact. Trust a man because of the flower. Yeah, come on, Stephanie, he's a step up from Ted Bundy. With that said, I'd like to offer to send you guys out on a second date. We'll pay for it. Now, remember, please consider before you answer the intent behind what he

did when he was delivering you the flowers. He has an explanation for everything. I don't know. You don't min is strange, Yes, a lot strange, and I need to think about it. No, say no, Stephanie, what are you doing? Sorry girl? The girl I got your back? That is that is too much? Yeah, I never made this phone call, and you don't know the story about the flowers. Can you get a little spontaneous amnesia, Stephanie? Can you do that for us? Come on you guys. I'm sorry, I

can't give you an answer right now. I really do need to think about it. This is a lot I need to like chill out. Yeah, that's the moral here. Yeah, sorry, Rick, sorry forgot I mean didn't work out. She didn't say no, She just says she has to think about it. So there's still a shot for you. All right, I'll bring her some flowers, don't We don't broken? Jeffrey in the morning,