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Second Date Update PODCAST: Drawing A Blank

Nov 28, 201616 min
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In today's Second Date Update one of our listeners (Michael_ found a SMOOTH TECHNIQUE to landing a girl's number and even a date!!! And while Michael thought the date went WELL...two ISSUES (One Minor and One Major) occurred during his date...Now the girl isn't calling back!! Find out what happened in the podcast below!

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Speaker 1

Looking jewels second dat day. Everybody has their move when they're trying to get attention from somebody they think is attractive. And for me, my move has always been called the waterfall. I'm getting you named it and call it about yourself. Yep. Anytime I see a lady that I think is attractive, I just opened up my mouth and let the drool fall out all the way down my chin the waterfall.

Trust me, it works. They might not realize it at first, but you follow them around for fifteen minutes falling down your chin, they get the hint pretty quickly that you think they are attractive. So weird they give you attention. And the guy on the phone today for a second date update told us that he used his patented move in order to get a date with the girl that he wants to call today. What's up, Michael? Hey, how's

it going? Michael? I'm already kind of cringing because anytime someone says that they have a patented move, ye usually means are pretty douchey. I don't know this is this is pretty good. I think I think you'll like it. Tell us what is well? I was at a mixer with a couple buddies of mine, and we were kind of bored just there and kind of looking around, and

the talent wasn't that great. But there was this one girl that probably the hottest girl in the room, and they were saying that there was no way that I could ever get her to go out with me. Okay, because you were obviously not the hottest guy in the room. I wouldn't say that. So I took what they said as a challenge, and I basically started waving to her from across the room, smooth and like frantically, he's not done yet. No no, I mean yeah, not not frantically.

I just sort of like waving like at her, like I kind of knew her. And other people started to look at me and they were waving back, and I was like, no, not you, you or you. It's like trying to get this the hot girl's attention. I keep waving at her, and she finally is like, woo me, and I was like, yeah, come on over, and so she walks on over and she's like can I help you? And I said, oh, I thought you were someone else like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, then at least start up

a conversation right there exactly I introduced myself. My buddies behind me were kind of like laughing and kind of patting me on the back, and I was able to ask her out and yeah, yeah it worked, and yeah we went out for dinner and we got drinks and we had a really great time. Yeah, it sounds like she's still calling you back. Yeah I thought that, Like,

I think there was one moment. So Okay, we were at dinner and like we're pretty far into the date and a buddy of mine happens to be at the restaurant as well, so he comes over and I introduced him to her, and I actually don't remember her name for that moment. Oh oh no, man. Yeah, and I'm doing the thing where, like, you know, I say his name and maybe she like he will ask her what her name is, and it doesn't happen. And I hate

it when people can't pick up on that cue. You're like, this is my friend, Joe, Joe, this is yeah, Yeah, I'm Joe. What's your name? What is her name? By the way, Deanna, Na, Sorry put you on the spot like that. Yeah, yeah, I won't forget now. So wait, I mean, if you called this girl and set up a date, how did you forget her name? I don't. It just kind of blanked on me for a second. I guess I was just blurred by her hotness. That's a good excuse. Yeah, so I'm guessing that she noticed

that you didn't remember her name. Yeah, for sure. She she just actually stared at me for a few seconds and just let me sweat it out. At least she was She seemed like she had a good Sen's of humor about it. Yeah. Yeah, she was playing along and I want to give you a hard time, but it's so hard to remember people's names, right, Yeah, I mean, what was the mood like after that moment? It was pretty good. She kept calling me the wrong name for the rest of the night, so that it was kind

of her away. I like her. At least it turned into a joke with you guys. And she didn't just get mad and walk out of the restaurant. Yeah, exactly. So how did everything end with whatever her name is? Oh, Indianna. I drove there and actually asked if she wanted to ride home, and she actually said she had called an

uber and she went home that way. And that was a little weird because I thought everything was great, But yeah, but some girls don't want to like open the door to having you come into their house, or she doesn't know you that Well, that's true. That's true. So now it's been you know, about eight days or so, and I haven't really talked to her. I shot her a text a couple of times, and you know, I haven't

really heard back. So I feel like, if you have an awesome date like that and you have such a great time, why wouldn't you call her that night or the next morning and just say, hey, I had such a good time. I mean, I feel like they're like rules around that right there. What every girl likes that. I'm telling you, nobody wants to wait for a text that says now you want to go out again. Maybe you're right I probably screwed that one up as well, and helping you guys can help me. All right, Well,

we'll see if we can do it. We'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date out date? Okay, great, All right, man, just hold on brooking jubil in the morning. Second d oh. Names they're so difficult, especially when you're out on a date and you can't remember the name of the person you went out with I mean, it's been six years working together and you still forget mine sometimes true. Yeah, So anytime I've ever gone out on

a date, I never call them by their name. I just play it safe, and I give everybody the nickname stinky pants. Hey, stinky pants, so excited to be out with you. This is my friend stinky pants. Everybody never got a lot of calls back. But at least I didn't screw up their name like Michael did, who was on the phone to do a second date update right now. He met a girl named Deanna at a mixer with his bros. They actually dared him that he couldn't get

a date with her, and he did. And then they went out to dinner and he ran into another friend, and when he was trying to introduce her to his friend, he forgot her name. So he thinks that's the biggest thing that did him in. You're gonna get her on the phone right now and find out now you're trying to get a date because you actually really like her, not just because you want to prove to your bros that the date actually worked out. Definitely, we had a really good time. We had a lot in common. I

think there was something there. Well, I'll dollar phone of her right now and see what you has to say. Okay, thanks, stinky pants pants, let's catchy it is. Let's give her a call. Hello, Hey, stinky pants do you say Hi? Is this Deanna? Yes? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. What who Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. M h. I think I've heard of you once before. Okay, cool? Positive. Well, the reason I'm calling you today is because one of

our listeners actually sent us an email about you. Oh really Yeah. His name is Michael. Michael. Michael. Sounds like you have heard of him. Yeah, that's another m son. Okay, I'm thank you for helping to interpret your language. So Michael sent us an email saying that he took you out on a date, but now you're not getting back to him for another date, and he's wondering why m he did. Yeah, he wants to know if maybe he did something wrong on your date? Did something wrong? Did

you like Michael at first? I mean that's the reason why I went out with him, But I'm curious what he told you. Actually, well, i'll tell you He said that he met you while you guys were at some mixer or something, and then he took you out to dinner. He said, you guys had a fun time. He thinks the only reason that you're not calling him back is because he forgot your name while you guys were out. I mean, that did happen, but I mean it wasn't

a huge deal to me. It was something totally different. Actually, yeah, I mean he sad like you took it in stride and made fun of him the rest of the evening. Oh he told you that, did he? That's fun with it? Yeah? I was. I was impressed. I was like, did move on your part? I'm not part, but it sounds like you don't like him very much. I'm not the biggest fan of him right now? Why why I don't like him? Well? Did he tell you that he facebook lived our whole date? What? What?

I don't understand what you even mean by that? So you know how you can facebook live video? Yeah, so he had his buddy that was a couple of tables away facebook video our entire date. What really? Like some creeper was sitting a couple of tables away from you recording your date? And you didn't know. I didn't know until I went on his Facebook page and oh my god, wow, and I saw that he was tagged in a video

and that I was in it. Oh you got to actually watch and recap your date on his Facebook page then, yeah, to full recap? How okay? How many people were watching? I don't know, hundreds maybe? Oh my god, I would be freaking out. How have you not called him and like read him the riot act? Man? I just I was got to ignore him? Yeah, yeah, you don't want to call him up and like leave it on his VOICEMTI or something, because I can see the internet too

like everything fits with him exactly. I don't even want to talk to him anymore. I don't even want another reason. Oh my god, what, like too bad? I should probably shouldn't tell you that he's on the other line and wants to talk to you. Then, huh, what do you mean? I mean that he's listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you? What? Um? Hey, Yanna, what is going on? Why is he on the phone right now?

Oh my god? I am so sorry? Oh wow, Yanna, Look, Um, I wasn't Um, I didn't know that it was it was happening either, actually because like my buddy who was there, like who would love to play pranks on me? Told me afterwards. So I'm really sorry that that happened, and like really embarrassed. I did not mean for you to see that, and I definitely would never want to do something like that. You know, I actually had a really good time with you, and right now tell him to

shut up. God, I'm just I'm just in shocked by this whole thing that this would you know. Yeah, I wasn't even called me like through a radio station. I mean, jeez, I don't know. I feel like you guys are kind of nerdy to do this, like you got to pick some maybe some better friends or something. That's kind of rude, you know. Yeah, You're absolutely right. I do need to

get better friends. Like I was thinking about that the whole time, Like I couldn't believe that, you know, they were broadcasting us, Like wait, thinking about the whole time. So you knew about this the whole time during our date that you were being filmed. Um, I was named

you knew about this, look Yana, all I knew. Okay, I did have my buddy, like I wanted him to come and just get a photo of the two of us on the dates instead, like like, he totally messed with me and you and us, and you know, made a video about this whole thing, and it's You're totally right. Never go out on dates or something that you need to do for your friends. No, I just thought I wanted a picture for Facebook because you're so pretty? Why

don't go? The better thing would have been to just ask maybe about that, just ask me, like, hey, can a photo with you? Right? You're right, I should have asked, but I thought that would be awkward too, to ask you for a photo in the middle of our date, you know what I mean? Yeah, No, not really. I mean people take photos all the time when they're out about I mean, what's weird is that your friend video recorded the whole thing. And Michael, what were you going

to do with the picture? If he only took a picture, Like, you're going to post that and ex actual not to see it on social media as well, She's gonna find out one way or the other. You got sub creeper

taking photos of you guys. I guess you're right. I mean I just wanted her to like heat eventually, you know, um, you know, if things were to work out between us, like it would be this really great like first date memento that we could go back and say, hey, like get us and you know it's kind of this romantic gesture and then at that point you've been together so long that she wouldn't be able to leave you because

it's still weird, Michael. It is. It's like saying, Oh, I collected your hair on the first date and I still have it. I didn't collect hair this time. I mean I didn't collect hair. Oh my god. Heydianna, would you like to go on a second date with Michael. We will pay for it. We'll put cell phone blocking devices in every corner of the restaurant so that he

can't stream it on the internet, Danna. Before you decide, I'll tell you right now that I'm going to ask my buddy to remove the video from Facebook, and I'll even report him because you're right, it's totally unacceptable and it shouldn't should not have ever had. How you hear that, Dianna, he will report his friend of Facebook for you. The damnage has already been done, so enough for a week. If he cared that much, he would have deleted it, you know, a while ago. I don't know. I just

think you were going to see it. I didn't know you were going to see it. It's live out there on Facebook for everybody to see. I just thought, with like privacy settings and stuff, that I was going to set it up. Unfortunately it didn't happen. And if you heard that upset at your friend, you think you would have told him when you saw it, you know, and had him take it down then. And obviously you didn't. Obviously you liked it. I just know, I don't know.

I didn't. I didn't actually like it. I just thought it. No, she doesn't mean you click like on the post. She means like you liked it, like as a person like you enjoyed it. Obviously enjoyed it if you didn't have your friend take it off or you didn't delete it off your page. There we go. Any sounds like you've watched it maybe one too many times as well, Michael.

I just really saw you were pretty, and like wanted to keep that memory of you because I hadn't heard from you in like, you know, eight days or something, so you know you cannot spend that one to romance Danna, Is that an official no from you? Then? Yeah, that's a no. I'm sorry, but I just I'm not feeling it,

that's all right, Yeah, shocking, Michael. At least you always have your Facebook memory though, right, Yeah, it's gonna pop up year after year on that day in the morning, text in at seven eight, five nine two says Facebook ruins another relationship. It's broken Jewil in the morning, talking about today's second date updates, dude named Michael wanted to call a girl named Dane. They met at a party. His friends actually bet him that he couldn't get a

date with her, and he did. He thought the reason she wasn't calling back was because he forgot her name on their first date, but the real reason she wasn't called back was because one of his buddies was there Facebook living the whole thing. And then she went to his Facebook page and saw he was tagged in the video and had no interest in going out with him. It's good and it's really dorky. Yeah, Like, do you never go on a date man? Like act like you've

been there before. It sounds like he doesn't very much and probably isn't going to be going on any anytime soon. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back Movie ninety two point five

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