Brooking jewels. Second dto dates, they say that tragedy can bring people together, and today's second date update the people met each other in the most horrific way possible. They both had broken iPhones. I know, the humanity are you supposed to do when your iPhone breaks and you have no other option than to actually speak to a live person and look them in the eye and have a conversation that isn't text message and doesn't contain emojis. I've never read an email that was scarier than the one
that we got for today's second date update. But apparently that's how Eric met the girl that he wants to call today. They met each other while they were getting their iPhones fixed. Wow, Eric, please tell me the iPhone is okay before we get on with this. The iPhone is good. On the other hand, I don't know, Thank god, it's like a saga for the decade. So your email said you met her while you guys are getting your
iPhones fixed. How'd that happened? Yeah? I was just sitting there and get my iPhone fixed, waiting, you know, it's a long wait. And then came this girl and she was pretty cute and what's her name Tony, Tony okay, And did she immediately sit down next to you or how did you approach her? She left the seat open in between us, down the seat away from you. Didn't want to get too close, so I was already there. Yet It is kind of weird when you sit directly
next to somebody when there's lots of chairs available. Yeah. I like to do that just because I like the awkwardness of it. But yeah, how did you strike up a conversation? I started the conversation with pretty cheesy, but I was like, so you have an iPhone? Huh me too? Oh wow? O cool? Oh wow? What's the coincidence there? Pretty smooth? Right, yeah, very smooth. I'm sure you had to think about that one for a good twenty minutes. Actually started talking to her. Actually, the sad thing is
it did take me a while too. You're sitting there here like palms or sweaty, Like that's the best opening line. I phoned, huh you too? Yeah? Oh god, that's crazy. It got me in all right, all right, how did you even respond to that? It's not a question, it's not even all alone. Well she answered it, and she said yes, She's like, yeah, all right, yep. And how did you go from that to asking her out on
a date? I assume that's what you did. Well, you know, we just were talking about how it seemed like how long it was going to take ta get her phones back, and I was like, hey, he said, it's not going to be done for another forty five minutes to an hour. Do you want to go grab a couple of coffee with me? Okay? So you asked her to coffee right on the spot. How did it go? It went really well. In fact, there was this moment at the beginning of it that I really liked. Okay, well, what was that moment?
I asked her when we were having coffee, so tell me something that nobody else knows about you, all right? Or did she like be like I like to murder dudes, but at the Apple store when I'm getting Yeah, it never got back to me, okay, because I got a little bit of a furrowed brow and kind of got called out and she was like, where did you get that question? It sounds like from some dating site or something. It does. It does sound like it's like a how to dating book. I don't date much, so and I
was like, you got me. It's it is, so you actually did learn that from some sort of website. So embarrassing. Yeah, but I will say cute that you owned up to it. Yeah, And I really liked that about her. I thought that was kind of hot that she was like calling me out, you know, Yeah, that was kind of sexy. Did she laugh at you then? Yeah, we had a good little laugh about that, so that, you know, that really was one of the moments. Okay, And how did the rest
of coffee go? The coffee? The coffee was good, and then I don't care about the actual quality of the coffee. I want to know how the conversation went with her. Well was the phone ratio? Yeah, it went really well. Everything, And like I said, like, you know, that was a good moment. And then we just kind of talked and shared some stuff. And before I knew it, you know, an hour was up and I was like, oh, I
guess we should probably go back. She's like yeah. So we walked back over and both of our iPhones were fixed at that point, which is awesome because it's like the perfect setup for getting her phone number right exactly mine had been done, it would have been like, um, should I stick around. Yeah, I'll wait until your phone is finished. I guess. So did you get her number or were you smooth and like all right, sweet, that
was really fun coffee and took off. So I gave her my number and then she texted me, so I was like, all right, cool, Yeah, that's a big deal. Right, that's a good sign. Right, there's a totally good sign because you can take as many numbers as you want. But I'm not texting anybody back. So did you guys go out on another date or was this your only time hanging out? That was our date? Okay, that was it? So I don't know. I don't know what happened. So did you ask her out and she just not respond
to you? Yeah? I sent her a few texts, just try to see if we could get something together, and I got nothing back. So I don't know. Maybe she's old school, maybe she wanted a phone call. I don't know. Maybe her iPhone broke again. Maybe she's back there waiting for her iPhone hoping that she can get your text message. Fingers cry. Yeah, yeah, it's just weird. I don't know what's I don't know. It's weird. Okay, Well we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second
date update. All right, okay, all right, man, hang out. I don't want to know brooking jubil in the morning second right in the middle of a second date update, and if you're just joining us. Eric is on the phone and today he wants to call a girl named Tony. They actually met while they were getting their iPhones fixed, and to kill time, they went and grabbed coffee. He says that they had great time and she was flirty and they laughed a lot and had fun. But now
she's not calling him back. I actually think I may know the reason. Eric. Oh yeah, what mootdel of iPhone? Do you currently have five? That's what it is. You don't have the latest generation. You don't have the latest generation phone, dude, I had a buddy who has the four, really close personal friend of mine. Had to cut him out of my life. She probably saw that you have a five and was like, I'm never talking to this dude again. That doesn't sound like Tony. No, trust me.
If she's an iPhone user, she's a bit of a snob. We all are well. If she was that much of a snob, she would have just bought a new one instead of getting hers fix. That's true, you know, so maybe there is still hope for you. I hope. So all right, well I'll be a dollar phone number and see if we can get her on the phone and get your second date update. Okay, okay, you all right? Yeah? What's going on? I'm just nervous. Okay, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Tony please? Hi? Yeah,
this is her. Hey Tony, my name is Sampson. I'm calling from the Apple store, just checking in on your iPhone. Uh. Yeah, everything's fine. You're in here getting it fixed the other day. Did we do a good job for you? Yeah, it's working perfectly now, wonderful. I'm gonna send you a few picks on it and I want you to look at those and see if those go through. Okay, just to test it out. If that's all right? Um? What's going on here? Oh? This is actually Jewel from Brooke and
Jewil in the Morning. How are you fine? Who Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Why am I hearing so many people? And that's that's because this is a morning radio show. Hi, Tony, Hi? Have you ever heard of the show Brooke and Jewel? In the morning. No, No, okay, Well, we are a radio show and we recently got an email about you from a dude that you met while you were getting your iPhone fixed. Oh do you know
what dude we're talking about. Yeah. I haven't been meeting a lot of dudes while getting my iPhone fixed, so you must be talking about Eric. Yes, we're talking about Eric. So Eric told us how he met you, and he said that you guys went to coffee and had a really good time, and he wants to take you out on a regular date. But you're not calling him back. Hm? Is there a reason? I just walked into it? But you could understand why he'd be confused with that because
you exchanged numbers with him at the end. Yeah, I know I probably shouldn't have given him my number. Did you do that just to be nice? I mean I was kind of taken off good honestly. Okay, So it sounds like you don't like Eric. I thought he seemed like a nice guy, but I guess I was wrong. Why, Yeah, he sounded like a nice dude when we talked to him. Well, yeah, I founded like a nice guy when I was talking
to him, too, But actions speak louder than words. Who wouldn't you mean you said actions speak louder than words. What were the actions that make you think that he's not a good person or whatever? Well, did he tell you what happened when we met? He said that you guys were both sitting there waiting for your iPhones to get fixed, and then decided to go get some coffee. And according to him, it was very flirty and you
guys had a fun time. That's it. That's it. So he didn't tell you about the end of our date. He just told us at the end of everything, you guys got your phones back and exchanged numbers. That and then that's where he left it. Well, when we were leaving the coffee shop, he grabbed like twenty packets of sugar off the table and shoved him in his pocket before he walked out the door. He grabbed sugar packets. Yeah,
like a huge handful of sugar packets. He was looking around like all suspicious, you know, making sure nobody who saw him do it, and it totally caught me off guard. Did you ask him why was he trying to be funny or something? No, id asked him why he's obviously a thief, and and sugar is his thing to steals, well from the coffee shop at least, who knows what else he steals from anywhere else. Okay, so you're mad at him for taking the sugar packets. Yeah, it just
says something about what kind of person he is. I just think he's a despicable person. Okay. You know, I can appreciate a person who actually sees a red flag. But maybe there's like a logical explanation. The only explanation at all is that he stole from that coffee shop the sugar packets, though I don't care what they were. He would it be any different if he stole the Civil War off the table at a restaurant. I don't mean,
I guess I see your point. But how can you think that's not a big deal to steal from a restaurant, from any business? Okay, I just wanted to make sure that there wasn't another issue too. I agree with you, though it's crazy that he would do that. Well, it is weird. I mean, you gotta think it is weird if he has the you know, gall to take twenty packets of sugar in front of you on your first hangout he's obviously pretty comfortable just taking things. Yeah, it's
messed up. You should have seen the smug look on his face, like he's so proud of himself for stealing twenty sugar packets and he listened to any more of it? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Whoa sugar packets? That is what gave you a bad feeling? What is going on? Oh that's Eric. He's actually on the other line listening what and wants to talk to you. But he couldn't wait until I told you that. Yeah. I
came in because this is ridiculous, Tony. You said you had a bad feeling, and action speak louder than words, And I was like, did I punch any babies? Come on? Oh? Wow, punch a baby to be a bad person? You said it like it was the worst thing I'd ever done you'd ever seen? Eric? Everybody does that? No, not everybody does that. My mema taught me that. Well, your mem must be a pretty bad person too. She's telling you some pretty terrible habits. My Mema was a beautiful woman. Yeah.
Can I just ask why? Why twenty packets of sugar? What do you use them for? It's splenda. First off, it's not sugar, right, it's splenda. Yeah, guess is harder to buy yourself. It's more expensive. That doesn't mean you can steal it from someplace. It's like a coffee shot. I pay for the coffee and I get to take as many splendors as I want. That's what it is there for. You can do it too. No, you get to use as many splendors as you want while you're bear Yeah, I mean she kind of has a good point.
Like if everybody went in and took twenty packets of sugar and splendid, they'd spend more money on that than the actual coffee. They would refill it they do, I know. Do you like take the rest of the ketchup hole after you've done music? Get there? Do you take on the song pep our shakers to use them for your meal? So they're yours? Now? No, that's different. It's not different. It's not different. How is that different? You are either establishment? Wow, Tony,
you are angry? Hey, Tony, if you had such a big problem with it, why didn't you say something we had just met. I didn't feel like it was my responsibility to scold you for stealing. I just can't believe that you're yelling at me for taking packets in splenda. I don't believe you're not in jail for stealing. Okay, now that's a little extreme. Oh yeah, they're gonna catch me one day. The big criminal is splenda bandit what
they do. Well before they lock Eric up for life, Tony, would you like to go out on a second date with him? We'll pay for it? No, I would not. Are you sure he's a bad boys not always been like bad boys? No? Absolutely not. Eric. Your crime is gonna catch up to you someday, and I hope it was worth it for all the splenda. Well, you know what, I don't want to go in on date with you either, because you're crazy. I'm crazy, Tony, hold on, hold on, I'm not gonna hold on this talking from this to
generate criminals, all right, and you shouldn't have to. Hello, Eric, are you there? I'm here? Okay, I think she hung up on you. Wellus. Wow, I am super glad that I didn't actually get the date, because that got crazier and crazier. Yeah, you know the other crazy part. I've already called the police and they're headed to your place in the morning. Text message in at seven eight five nine two says that girl would hate me if she saw how many Taco Bell Hot Sauce packets I have
at my house. If you missed today's second date update, Eric wanted to call a girl named Tony. They met while they were getting their iPhones repaired. They went and got coffee and turns out that he is a thief and a criminal and needs to be locked up because he took some Splendi packets, like twenty Splendi packets, and she called him a thief and all kinds of names, and they agreed to not go out again. Hopefully she'll find someone that is a better person to hang out with.
And I think, yes, we should definitely call the authorities on that guy and make sure that justice is served. Remember, if you want to do a second day update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.