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Second Date Update PODCAST: Don't Cry Over Greek Yogurt

Nov 04, 201617 min
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In today's Second Date Update one of our listeners met his date one of the SMOOTHEST moves ever...And while their first interaction was GREAT, the date went HORRIBLY! Actually the date was so BAD the girl ended up crying in the middle of dinner!! And you won't believe the reason why... Find out what happened in the podcast below!

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Rooking jubils second date update. Normally, when we do second date updates, it's been like a couple of weeks since somebody hasn't gotten a call back. But we got an email from a dude who wants answers now and his date happened last night. Patient emailed us and asked if we could do a second date update for him right away. His name is Adam and he's on the phone right now. Adam, why couldn't you wait a couple days to do your

second date update? I really want to know what happened, like really soon, because I'm really afraid that I did something really wrong. So I gotta I gotta have help. Hold on. I feel like you need some chill. Is what you need in your life? Well, honestly, I'm pretty sure once you hear this story, you don't want to know it too. All right, Well, let's get into the story. Then you went out with this girl literally last night? Yeah, okay?

And how did you meet her? So? I was at a coffee shop and kind of did one of those like random, cheesy, hopefully romantic things that worked out, and it worked out really well? What was it? I need an know your trick yeah. So I was in front of her and she was really cute. Man. I was like, oh, I'm gonna try and buy this girl a coffee, and so I told the cashier. I was like, I'm gonna buy this girl's coffee. And I turned to her and asked as I said, okay, and she said yeah, smiled,

and I thought that was a good sign. But I wanted to make sure she knew it wasn't just one of those like nice pay it forward moments. So when they asked what names put on the cup, I said, you could put my name on my cup, but I said to put my phone number on hers? Why? And so I was like, hey, you know, I hope you enjoyed the coffee, but you know, no pressure. If you're interested, here's my number, and I hope you hear from you. Dude, I'd call you that show that is smooth and there's

no like instant like obligation. I'm pretty sure ninety eight percent of women would fall for that movie. Yeah. I think she's in that ninety eight percent because it works. She gave me a text, Yeah, how quick did she text you back after you bought that coffee for her that day? Like not too far there after, all right, so what happened on your date? Why do you need to do a second date update right now? That hasn't even been twenty four hours. So we went to a

play for happy hour. We wanted to keep it kind of you know, keep it casual. And it was a good start that she was like, well, you bought a drink from me, letting me buy a drink for you. I was like, oh, this is a you know, a great start. So oh, she's even good at the moves, like that is a good move on her part. Yeah.

So we're talking and hanging out, like, you know, past a drink, getting some appetizers, and so there's a good conversation and we start talking about just random stuff, talking about how, you know, all these small plates and how I like the snack, you know, and she's talking about throughout the day she loves the snack too. And I don't know why it came from, but we started talking about yogurt. Um. Oh you guys had the yogurt talk

on a first date. And yeah, I told a super lame story about how I didn't like it at first and now I love it and I can't like go through a day without it, and we were talking about favorite flavors, and this is where it started and stopped. Was I was like, oh, I, you know, I just really liked playing Greek yogurt. And I kid you not. I finished the word yogurt and she starts crying, crying literally, I'm telling you, and I've run through the story a

million times. I finished the word yogurt and she is crying, and so, I mean, it was such a quick thing that I was like, like, looking around. Did something happened? I didn't know, And I said I'm sorry, like and did I say something wrong? I you know, and she didn't really answer me, and I said I made some joke about saying Greek yogurt, which said it again, which is evidently something I shouldn't have said again because she started crying even more. What and She's like it's too

taggy for me. I can't handle it. Yeah, And so she started to get up and it's like, I'm sorry, I have to go, and I'm like really, and she, you know, she turns to leave, and I honestly like, I feel kind of bad now, but I'd get up to follow her, and I was like, you know, I'm sorry, is there anything like that you need? Like, did I

say something wrong? I'm stammering through like everything that I can, and she literally told me, I'm sorry, I just have to go, and I, you know, of course, let her go because I'm not gonna follow her any more than that. And that was honestly the last time I'd seen or heard from her. Wow, why do you think she started

crying when the topic of yogurt was brought up? I have no idea, Okay, I mean, did something else happen though that coincided with the yogurt topic, like she got a text or And that's why I thought the first time I said, I looked around like there had to be some other factor in this conversation or this moment that led to this. But I keep hearing the word yogurt over and over in my head. Well, it was a cold callous thing to say to her. I mean, I'm sticking up for her on that, But I really

have no idea why she would have started crying then. Yeah, and hopefully it makes me understand why I was like, I need help with this almost immediately. Well, have you tried to get a hold of her? I mean, did you hit her up after me, like, is everything okay? Yeah? I sent her a text on this. You know, it's basically kind of like noncommittal and supportive, saying, I hope everything's okay. Let me know if you need anything. But I don't know if even that was the wrong thing

to do. Okay, Well, we'll play a song comeback Caller and find out why the topic of Greek yogurt made her cry so hard that she walked out on your date in your second date update right after this, okay, sounds good, Thank you looking jubil in the morning. Why in the world with Greek yogurt make somebody cry? We're hopefully going to find that out if you're just joining us for today's second date update. Adam is on the phone and he met a girl that he really liked

at a coffee shop. They met up for drinks and during their date, he said everything was going fine, and then they got into a conversation about yogurt. For some reason, he brought up the fact that he likes playing Greek yogurt, and then she cried, got up from the table, walked out to her car and left and hasn't talked to him since. Now. It hasn't been a long time. It was just last night. But he's so confused that he wants to do a second date. Update right now, Adam,

I never got her name from you. What is it? Oh? Yeah, yeah, Kristen? Okay. And there wasn't like you were having a conversation and you weren't listening to what she was saying, and she was actually talking about her dog dying and you just happened to be talking about yogurt or something. Right. He asked me what my favorite flavor was, and that was when I said, playing Greek yogurt, and that was it. Okay, So you know that it was in line with the conversation. Yeah, No,

I am positive. I'm a good listener. It was a good conversation, and I am one hundred percent positive that I was paying attention. Okay, Well, well dollar phone number right now, see if she answers and see if we can find out why. Okay, cool, All right, here we go. Hello. Hi is this Kristen? Yes, thank god, you're okay? How are you? This is Jewbil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Who Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. Yeah, why are you calling me?

I'm calling you because we got an email from a friend of yours who is very concerned. I don't know how much of a friend he is, actually, I'll just his name is Adam and you apparently went out with him last night. Oh my god, are you serious. Yeah. We do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out with somebody and then end up not calling them after, they email us to see if we can get you on the

phone and find out why. Normally, people wait like a couple weeks or a month to email us, but he emailed us and wanted us to get a hold of you because apparently you walked out of your date crying last night, and he has no idea why. I told him he should wait a little bit longer because you're probably barrassed. No, I'm not really embarrassed. I mean, you really want to get into it. You're not embarrassed to break down in tears when talking about Greek yogurt. And

then oh, he told you what we were talking about. Yeah, he said that he thought everything was going well until the topic of yogurt came along, and he brought up the fact that he enjoys playing Greek yogurt, and that's when you started to cry and then left. I mean, it's this is something I do. What do you mean every time you go to the grocery store and you walk by the aisle, you're just in tears. No, it

has really nothing to do with Greek yogurt. It's this this thing I do, like if I'm just not feeling it. I mean I wasn't really feeling the date. I was kind of over it, and I just decided, like, I'm just gonna start crying and he'll freak out and he won't want to touch it after that. And so I just thought, what you're using crying as an out on a date. You can just do that. It works because so many guys just don't know what to do and

they don't want to yild it. I'm crazy. That's actually a really good idea, if you were to just start crying on a date and be like, I have to go. I'm not gonna argue with that, get out of here, Go do whatever it is that you have to do. Yeah, they just guys don't want to do it. They think that there's some rowdy you're tragile, You're crazy and they just don't want to deal with it. You're like an eat, You're like an evil genius. It works. Why didn't you

like your date so much? I mean he sounded like a really nice guy. Nice I mean not really, he wasn't really that nice. I actually thought he was kind of a pig. Like what kind of a pig? Well, there's different levels a pig. I mean, what do you say, like pot belly? Is that what you want to I mean, do you feel like he was just disheveled and dirty? Do you feel like he was, like you know, on camp? Did you feel like there was another part of the like a male chauvinist pig. There's all kinds of pigs

you do bring up? He brings up a good point. Definitely chauvinist. Okay, sexist? He sexist? What did he do that was sexist? We were talking about things in school and um. I was talking about how like, you know, I was going to school for um like math, and he said, oh, wow, you know most girls aren't good at math. That's really cool. Yeah, most girls aren't good

at math. That is pretty stupid, because every girl that I cheated off of in high school to get to pre algebra was really good at I was cheating off of j They were eighth graders and I was a senior, okay, and most of them were female and they were really good at math, and me, being a man, I was terrible at it. So I would never say that, did you tell him that you were offended by him? Say that? I let that one go for a second. I was like, okay,

let me give him don it for the doubt. And then we started talking about cars, and like I was saying how I had to get a repair on my car and I was talking to the mechanic and he was like thinking that I couldn't handle myself at a mechanic shop and waiting, yeah, do it, and you want me to help you? You know, girls, girls are always

victims at these things. And I'm like, cool, I got it. Yeah, I don't lend me for pulling the crying card at this point, yes, like you know, After all that, then we were talking about careers and work and then he said, you know, you're so pretty you don't need to work. Oh my god, Oh my gosh. Yeah. At that point, I was like, he already thinks I'm some fragile little girl. So let me just let the tears flow. I know

in his mind's like there it is. I knew she was a woman deep down, good at math, good at cars, whatever. I knew the tears were gonna come. That's all right, sweetheart, Kristen. Thank you for telling us a little bit about why you weren't calling out him back and why you fake cried in the middle of the date. Yeah. I do have to tell you, though, that Adam is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Oh my god, are you serious? Yes, I am. How

do you say crying? Did you have something you don't want to do with I mean, you're gonna be clueless about the things that you say, Like it's just gonna get all ugly and awkward because I was getting irritated and I don't want to let my bad side come out and start putting you in your place. Listen, I mean, I'm just trying to give you compliments, and the response is to like lie about it and making you worried

about you compliments. You think that's a compliment. You were saying that I'm smart for a girl, Like, oh my god, that is not cool. What am I supposed to say to that? I don't know what you're talking about. I mean, I was telling you how smart you were for a girl, Like, do you not see how you're coming across? That's so chauvinist and sex is no girls like that. I just I don't know. I don't know what to say. I mean, like,

I really do think you're smart for a girl. Oh my god, Adam saying that you're saying that all men are smarter than women. Well, no, there's guy smart and girls smart. There's just two different kinds of people. Oh so, wait, I'm computing like you're gonna say that guys and girls just aren't like naturally wired differently. Guys kind of have you know, they're predisposed of math and if a girl's smartest thing, great, I mean, I don't know how that's

a bad thing. No. No, the only can men excel in math and science is because they're actually pushed into those fields and encouraged to do those things. Where we live in an antiquated society where for years females have been told that they can't do that stuff. I mean, that's kind of my point. So it's exactly right, Like I'm a guy, so I have to be good at math and science. But if I'm the prettiest Christian, I can be a pretty girl and things can come to you.

It's just kind of being It's like lucky that she's that way. I wish I didn't have to do the things I have to do. And don't even hear the nonsense coming out of your mouth. You sound like a total moron. You sound more than the moron. You sound someone who is legitimately living back in nineteen fifty. I feel like I need help. Two women attacking me and all these guys just listening, like I thought you'd be there to help. I mean, seriously, you're on your own

on this one. Yeah, you hung yourself out to dry a long time ago. You can deal with that. I'm good. I can watch the other guys in the room actually believe it. I don't know. Equality it's a weird concept that some people buy into. I believe in equality too, but between men and women things are just different. Some things. Girls have you here because they're pretty, but not all pretty women just get money thrown at them. It doesn't work that way. Some do well, Let's be honest, there

are something to do. There are some pretty dudes that get money thrown at them too. I don't know how they do it. I am jealous of all of pretty people for getting money thrown at them. But Adam, you can see why she didn't really like your date, can't you. I don't know. I guess we're just not a good match because I don't think I did anything wrong. And that's the problem. That right there is exactly the problem.

Oh my god, Adam, I feel so sorry for you. Well, that sounds like you might be interested in going out with him again. Christen, I'm you know, I'm not as smart as a girl, but I am picking up on a vibe. Would you like to go out with Adam one more time on a second date? We will pay for it? Definitely not, but but we'll pay for it. I have the money that you might not have. Yeah, Kristen, because that's a little women. How could we ever make end speech? Oh No, I don't want to get money

thrown at me because I'm pretty well. I'll throw it your way if you want to go out with Adam again. No, thank you? All right? Sorry, Adam, I tried to get you a second date. There doesn't sound like it. What are you talking about? I tried to appeal to her womanly sensibilities of wanting to get money for free, and it didn't work. Whatever, I'm done with this all right? Well regardless, thank you for emailing us to do a

second date update. Okay, yeah, I don't think I'm ever going to turn to you guys your help again and stubborn like a typical man. Broken Jewel in the morning song's not bad for a chick? Oh my god, Brook and Jewel in the morning make me hit you talking about today's second date update if you missed it, This dude, Adam wanted to call a girl named Kristen who wasn't calling him back after their date. She actually broke into

tears on the date and left. We got her on the phone and found out that's her go to move when she doesn't like a date. She cries and then leaves because most of the time guys don't want to call a girl back if she does that. The reason that she didn't like the date was because Adam is a sexist big time and he doesn't know it. Yeah, he thinks he's giving her compliments. He's like, you know, you're really smart, for a girl, and I like how he said. I believe in equality, just not for men

and women. Yeah. I believe in equality for other things, but when it comes to men and women, we're too different. And ladies can simply not handle themselves out in the regular world and they need a man to guide them. Oh my god, thank goodness for him. They decided to not go out again, well, she decided to not go out with him again, which is weird. A woman standing up and making a decision. Progress is true. People, I

keep back in the kitchen. Ladies, remember if you want to do a second up, they don't have to do his email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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