Second Date Update PODCAST: Doggy Date-Care

a dude named Shane, same thing. They bonded over their dogs. We'll talk to them in a second. But the challenge is to not make any dog jokes because we've done this a bunch and we always make the same jokes. So let's see if we can get through this without making dog jokes. But that's what we do good is we retell the same jokes over and over and over again until there's no humor left in them at all. I know, and I think we've run the course on dog jokes, so we have to try not to do it.

It's gonna be rough. Say, I couldn't even help it. I did it. It's gonna be very difficult. Different word, but Shane is on the phone for a Seconday update. What's up, Shane? How are you? Hey? How's it going? Man? Pretty good? Man. So your email said that the girl you want to call it, that you guys bonded over dogs. Yeah, well we met on Tinder, okay, and okay, that was kind of our main thing, as we kind of like the dog park of dating apps, so sniffing each other's

butts left and right. I made a dog joke. You can't help it, all right, let's move past it. Did you both have things about your dog on your Tinder profile? We both had pictures of our dogs in our profile, So, like, to me, that's a good sign someone I like to date dog owners because my dog, Charlie's, like, you know, like a major part of my life. So when the girl has a photo of a dog, you already it's like a You're like, bam, at least we already know

we have that in common. Yeah, you have a similar interest unless they're dogs an a hole when you meet them, which happens but right, but then you know immediately that you don't want to date them because if they're a bad dog owner, that's even worse than some one who doesn't even own a dog. Yeah, and a lot of times someone has a big dog that means that they're kind of going to be dogs are a lot like the owners. What's the name of the human that you

went out with, though, Alanna? All right? And did she hit you up on tender or you hit her up? I think I hit her up. Okay, you don't really remember. Did you guys end up going somewhere with your dogs? Yeah? We did. We went on a date to this bar that like let you bring your dogs there, like a dog patio. Okay, yeah, those places are cool if you have a dog. If you don't have a dog and you wander into one of them, it's the most annoying place ever. So did you guys have a good time there?

I thought we had a great time. We got along really well. Our dogs were getting along. My dog humped her dog, Okay, really getting along. You're like, hey man, you're like, wait for that in bite her over Netflix first. You know, I actually did make a joke. I was like, don't worry, I'm not like my dog. That's pretty funny. It's really funny. And was there any awkward moments at drinks? I mean, she was on her phone a lot, which is a little annoying, But that's just kind of like

the modern world we live in. So I don't think it interrupted our conversation. Other than that it was pretty chill, is that, Charlie, Yeah, Charlie, Yeah, tell him shut up. We're doing a second day up there right now. It's not his moment to shine. He just wants to see that other dog again. He sees all fired up. He's like, man, why didn't you call him back? He moved too fast? Yeah, it was too fast. Man. How did everything end with her?

Did it seem like she liked you? Yeah? Well, I mean I thought it went really well, Like the date was like four or five hours. Yeah. Then it ended with kind of a nice sweet kiss at the end, and I invited her. Yeah, okay, I'm a gentleman. I wasn't being creepy. It was just a normal thing. I invited her over. She declined. I took that very you know, smoothly, and then we went our separate ways. Think I would see her again. Did she decline like she was offended or was it just like a no. I don't know.

It was just kind of like I have to go to work. In the morning. This has been nice. You know, let's talk again another day. If I come over to your place, I don't know what I would do. I would be able to tell I was at the morning because she has a Southern accent. Yeah, in my mind she does right now, just in that one moment she does,

I can see where. That's a good sign too, though, that you spent so much time together, because when you have a dog with you, if you need an out, your dog's the out right, like, oh my dog isn't feeling well my dog? Is it my dog sick? Or I have to go feed my dog? Totally, I mean, four or five hours together is a really positive sign that she was enjoying herself. That's why I'm confused, because we were texting non stop before and then it's just like nothing. I hadn't heard from her, So I'm like,

what did you move? Did you lose your phone? That has to be what it is. She must have moved, Yeah, she read there's no sealt service. I don't know. Is there anything that you can think of? Any reason that she doesn't want to bout with you again? Is it because my dog humped her dog? Could be I don't know, I don't you know, like what she's thinking I was using my dog is like a you know, like some weird way to pick up chicks. I don't there. I mean, if I had to dig, that's that's the only day

that you think I'm a gentleman. Otherwise, Yeah, okay, yeah, you've said that a few times now, which means it must be true. All right, we'll play a song, come back, and then call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right, all right, man, hang out looking jubil in the morning. You know, I have to say I'm proud of us. Well, i'd say proud of you guys. Actually, we're on the second part of today's second date update. Shane is on the phone. He wants to call a

girl name Alana. They bonded over their dogs, and at the beginning of the whole thing, I was like, no dog jokes, because we always do really bad dog jokes. I was like, I think we've run out, and you guys have been very good so far. There's only been a few really bad dog jokes and those came from me, and I apologize. I've been holding them in though. Even hump turn dog and we let go I know it was amazing. We all moved on. Yeah, and I screwed it up a few times and I apologize, but we'll

try to do I'll try to do better. In this part of the second day up date, yeah see, but Shane is on the phone. He met Alana on Tinder. They went out to the dog park with their dogs and then went to a dog from the bar. There was an awkward moment where his dog hummed her dog, but he doesn't think it's a big deal. They ended the night with a kiss. But now she's not calling him back and he has no idea why, and we're about to give her a call. Shane, can you think

of any other reason? Or you're still like at a loss why she's not wanting to go out with you again? No, I can't think him anything. It could be simply that she found another option. I mean, that's the thing with Tinder, is that there's always a better option out there, or at least you think that there is, right right. I mean, you know, I'm a good guy. I'm not the most perfect person in the world, but I've never had trouble getting a second day. And you know what, Shane, even

with your imperfections. We still like you. I appreciate that. All right, I'm gonna dial her phone of her right now here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to Alana. Hey, Alana, how are you? My name is Jewel and a house radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. No way, really? Yeah? How are you you know us? Yeah? Of course I do. That's cool. What's up? How does it feel to talk to celebrities celebrities that are always shocked that anyone knows our name? Yeah? Um, it's cool, I guess. Yeah. So

you listen to the show sometimes sometimes? Perfect? Okay, all right, number one fan, Yeah, listen to the show right here. Well, Alana, I'm calling you today because somebody emailed us to do a second date update with you. What is that? You clearly are a big listener to the show. If we do it, we do it like I'm sorry, I've heard you guys here and there, and I don't know. It's just can you tell me specifically what it is? Yeah?

I can. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody, right, and then you end up blowing them off after they email us to get you on the phone and find out why does that ring a bell. I think I've heard you guys do something like that before. Okay, we do a lot of them. And today somebody named Shane emailed us to get a hold of you. No. Yeah, you went out with Shane to the dog park and then hung out at a dog bar with your dogs. Oh my god? Really? No? Yeah? Yeah, yes, he likes you.

Oh does he now? Okay? Yeah enough to email us and ask us to call you and find out what's wrong. Oh my gosh, why would you think he doesn't like you? You know what, I'm just I'm just gonna lay down. I really have no interest in seeing that guy, really worry. Yeah, why you like hung out with him for like four or five hours? He said? Yeah, I mean he was nice for a grand total of five hours. Anybody can be nice for five hours. He's not a nice guy. We asked him about your date, and he's he couldn't

think of one thing that went wrong. I'll tell you what happened. I went home after our date and I looked him up on social media, because you know, you finally get their name right when you go on a date with him. So I finally found his Facebook. Okay, and I go on to Facebook and he's updated his status. He updated it that night that we went out to single, which tells me that he wasn't single until after our date, saying that he just tell me like he wasn't straight

with me. Wait are you sure? Like what if he just forgot to change it after he broke up with his girlfriend or boyfriend or whoever he was dating. See, that's what I thought. But then I looked at the comment section of his post and some girl wrote, Hey, you able, thanks for breaking up with me via Facebook status. Oh wow? Oh was it a friend of his joking around? Or do you know if that was actually his? Well ex girlfriend? It had to be his ex girlfriend. Yeah,

really angry. Yeah, he's really mad. And why would you give him in the benefit of the doubt that it even was a friend? Like if I went on one date with one guy and I saw that on his Facebook page, I wouldn't even take the time to figure out if it was a friend. It's too big of a red flag, man, And that's why I'm not texting him back. Well that's surprising. I mean that's pretty special. You guys went on one date and then he went and broke up with his girlfriend who definitely mean a

lot to him. You know what, I'm not walking down that road, like, I'm not I'm not doing that. I'm not that yet. And you don't want to date someone that dumps people via Facebook. Maybe if he had been straight with me from the get go, then we might have had a different conversation about it, but I'm not going to do that. I agree, And I don't like it when people hide things and when they're not up front with people. And that's why I feel like it's

a little late to tell you this. But Shane is on the other line listening and also talk to him. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not Shane. Are you still there? Uh yep, I'm right here. Hi, Alana, Wait a minute, what is going on here? Why why did you guys call me to do this? Because Shane wanted to talk to you and I only listen to Shane. Sorry,

like a hint, Man, are you kidding me? I don't want to talk to you, okay, just I know that it looks bad, but like, I'm not the type of person that would ever want to cheat on someone, So for me, well your Facebook profile would tell me otherwise. Man, are you kidding me. Look, when we hung out, you have to maybe had a good time everything. Yeah, well show yeah, but you're a liar. You lied to me then, and you just lied to me again. Dude, Okay, you're

getting the little worked up over this. Just let me explain myself before I get bash on the radio. By all means, explain yourself. Whenever I'm in a relationship with someone and I meet someone else that I like, it wouldn't feel right for me to pursue that person unless that previous relationship was over. So my opinion, so I think I actually did the right thing. I did the gentlemanly thing by I was making out with me the

gentlemanly thing, and even back it up before then. Not to pile on your Shane, but you were actively looking for dates on Tinder while you had a girlfriend, buddy, Okay, thank you, so, but clearly what I was in for me was over weeks ago. So why wouldn't you tell the girl that to her face? Because I don't like to be single. I don't like to be single right now. So it's like, Okay, I see when I met Alana, we got along better than I did with my ex girlfriend.

So I don't really see what the problem is here. She's saying, your ex girlfriend, But she was your girlfriend still when you went out with me. Yeah, technically when we went on our dates she was, but a few hours later she wasn't. No, that's no point. That's low. Man. You're a dog. So if I would have broken up with her at three and we went on our date at four, that would have been on fine. But if we went on a data round four and I broke up with her a chin, then I'm a dog. You

should be. You don't have a tender account when you're in a relationship. That's where the dog part starts. Thank you, thank you do when when you do, if you're in a relationship that's already over and hanging by a threat, it's not over. Man, just ended then, and then you broke up with her on Facebook. That's low. I needed someone to help me move on, so when I met you, Alana, I thought, oh, this girl could help me. Like, okay, that sounds way worse. You could help me get over

my current girlfriend. I mean, Shane, seriously, you have the dude, How do I know that you wouldn't do that to me later? Like, I don't know in a week and a half when you're still on Tinder. The main thing is, Alanna, we got along, our dogs got along. I think that we can give this a second chance. I do too, Shane. You know I'm on your side here, Alana. Would you like to go out with Shane again on a second date? This time? He is extremely single? Yeah, and we will

pay for it. Are you sure that are you single? I haven't checked his Facebook profile today. Shane, are you are you completely single? Now? I'm completely single? Okay? Yeah, I trust Jane's every word. So Alana, Yes, Shane is completely single. We will pay for the date. Um, you know what you can pay for me to go on a date with myself. For putting me through this, I think that's a no. Dude, that's not cool to me because I explained to you how it worked, what happened.

I was completely honest, except about the fact that you had a girlfriend. I don't think so. Yeah, he was honest when he got called out, Alanta, what's the problem. Expectations dating now are insane and it's kind of hot for guys. Dude, Shane, I feel you, I feel you. It is difficult for dudes like expectations are like, everybody wants you to not have a girlfriend when you're trying to sleep with someone else, and it's such a pain exactly. Yeah,

I don't know what women want. It's just unattainable. All right, Well, you two can feel each other all the way home. I'm good. We might need to do that, Shane. So I got my dog, and my dog is literally the best wing men out there, So I'm good. Oh good, Okay, you do. Hey, Shane, I have an idea. Why don't you ask your dog to teach you how to lick yourself because at this rate you are going to be single for a very long whatever. Good luck finding the

perfect man that doesn't exist. Yeah, a lot of finding a dude that doesn't have a girlfriend that's going to go on a date with Shane so much appreciate that saying I'm sorry you did not get a second date. Well, thanks for trying. I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem, And I thought it was going to work out. Dog gone it. Yeah, we knew we had to do one more dog, Jake, just one more broken Juwil in the morning,