Brooking jewels, second data day. You can find anything at Target. You can get towels, toiletry groceries. You can find sad dejected boyfriends following around their girlfriends on a Sunday afternoon to feed hungover wishing and mac truck would drive through the wall and run them over and just in their misery. But enough about my experiences at Target. You can also find a date at Target if you know how to look. And that's exactly what happened to today's second date or Amanda,
who is on the phone, Hey Amanda, how are you? Hey, guys, I'm good up. So how does one find a date at Target? Actually? I wasn't expecting anything. I was in the cleaning supply section of this guy just kind of came up to me, and you know, she kind of used like, oh, what kind of cleaning pops do you use? Kind of line that always gets me going. I know, man, you throw some simple green on me. Hello, So you
guys bonded over cleaning supplies pretty much. I mean he came up to me and was asking me what kind of cleaning products do I use for my kitchen? How was that? Okay? This is a pickup line. But I'll go with it because he was cute. Oh, so it was obvious that he was just trying to make conversation, I think. So, I mean the cleaning section that starts asking people what kind of products to you? Yeah, maybe he had a real dilemma generic brand name. Yeah, I
don't know. I didn't know if maybe the two you just thought it was so sexy to be talking about cleaning supplies that you had to go out. How quickly did he move from cleaning supplies to let's go out on a date, because that's got to be somewhat of an awkward transition. No, I mean we were talking for about maybe like ten fifteen minutes. He's like, hey, do you want to got some coffee, which then coffee led him to drinks, and it was like, yeah, it was
Actually he was pretty smooth about it. I wasn't really awkward at all. You get hit on a lot when you're out. Is this a normal thing for you or was it? I mean sometimes they get cockles, but you know, I don't get picked up at like Marget stores while so this was a new experience for you. If I was shopping a Target and somebody just can't started hitting on me. I think it was pretty awesome. Yeah, so
what did you guys do on your date? We went to this cafe and we're gonna have coffee, but we know we both got hungry after we were chatting for a while, so we ended up going to a restaurant having dinner. So it ended up being like a long, nice evening, which is usually a great sign of things. Just keep continuing. What was the best part of it for you? I just think we were laughing a lot, We had a lot in common, we both love outdoor sports, and everything went well till the end of the date,
which was just awkward. Until the end of the day. We spent like four or five hours theater, which is a really long date, had great conversation, we're laughing, and then at the end I kind of thought she would going for the kids who said he stuck his hand out and shook my hand. O hand shook you? Oh no, yeah, a guy handshaking a girl is very unusual. Awkward did it?
How did that whole thing? Like explained to me how that happened, Because there are those times where you'll go to hug someone but then you think they might want to shake so you kind of be like a half shake and then half hug and it's all messed up. But was it like that or he literally was making an effort to handshake. I almost stepped in for a hug and he immediately took his hand out, so I kind of pulled back and then I stuck my hand out. It's just a hand But this is what's weird. He
saw me at Target, so I know he's okay. Yeah, he picked me up. He asked me out, so he knows what I looked like. It's not like we were like online dating. He had no idea, So I just don't know what went wrong at the end of the day. Well, after the handshake, did you guys make any plans to go out again or did you drop hands? At least he said, yeah, I'll call you. Let's you know, let's go for a hike, and I was like, okay, sound great.
So he even suggested the activity of going for a hike after hand weird Were you giving him weird signals? Like maybe you weren't being very obvious that you were interested in it? Oh No, I didn't take up any weird times and I didn't give him any bad time, So I just I didn't feel that I did anything wrong or I may have led him in the wrong direction. I just don't confuse. Okay, So nothing weird happened on
your date. Everything was perfectly normal. Like you said, you guys were laughing, hanging out, and then at the end of it, you try to go in for a hug and he just sticks out his hand and shakes your hand and she shook it. Yeah. I don't write him off because of that, Amanda. He could have been nervous. He could not kiss on the first date. I know, But you found a guy that cleans, don't. Yeah, the
sexiest thing ever. But I have two weeks since he called me, and the laughing, I remember the handshake, so okay, So that was gonna be my next question. It's been two weeks since you went out with this guy. Yeah, and you haven't heard a single word after your handshake. Yeah, I haven't heard anything. All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back, call him, get him on the phone, and get your second date up date. Okay, thank you, I'm
brooking jubil in the morning. You know, Amanda, I don't want you to feel bad that your date ended in a handshake because I don't know if you know this, but a lot of cultures a handshake is even more intimate than sex. Okay, I don't, I don't. I don't know exactly what cultures that existed, but I just I just made it up right now and it sounded good to me. So don't feel bad that the guy you wants to call today ended your date by shaking your
hand and not giving you a hug or a kiss. Okay, if you're just tuning into the second date update, Amanda wants us to call this guy named Danny. They met at Target, he hit on her, they went out, had a good time. She can't think of anything that went wrong on the date, but it did end with him giving her a handshake. Did it seem like he didn't want touch or it seemed like a handshake, which is normal for him to do. I feel like he want
to touch me. You feel like he didn't want to touch you, Okay, But but that he offered the hiking after that, that's what the mix messages have to be so confusing for you, Yeah, it is. I just think maybe he had a personal issue that I don't know about. Trying not to get personal maybe he's like a germophobe. He could be. You met him in the cleaning section of target. That's a legit. I mean, that's actually a good theory. I just surprised myself with that. That might
actually work. All right, I'm gonna dollar phone him right now. See we can get him on the phone and hopefully find out what went wrong on your date and why is not calling you back? Okay, all right, here we go. Hello. Hey, I was looking for Danny. Yeah, Danny, how are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. Good. I'm calling you today because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners and they gave us your phone number and asked us to call you.
Really m Her name is Amanda. She emailed us and told us about how you picked her up at a target. She thought that was a really cute move, by the way, and told us a little bit about your date, so that she really liked you. But I guess it's been like two weeks now and you're not returning her phone calls? Uh huh? Would you mind maybe giving us some insight into why it's been two weeks and you haven't called
Amanda back. I guess I just can't see myself being in a relationship with her, and that's kind of what I'm looking for. Is it because of something she did on the date? Something she said? I mean, I didn't get to know her really well, but she was kind of gross on our date. Grosss just her manners. I'm not sure really liked how she was raised, and it was kind of shocking to me. I want to I'm very curious now, Danny, because according to her, your date
was perfectly normal. She didn't do anything weird. The thing that you did say was strange about your date was how you shook her hand at the end. Is that why you shook her hand because you thought she was gross? Yeah? That's it. I needed an exit. Can you give me one specific thing? Yeah? Was she sloppy when she was eating her food? She not put her napkin on her lap.
What specifically made you think that she's nasty? Well, it was going fine, and like halfway through the meal, she grabbed my hand and she leaned over into my ear and whispered, I'll be back in a few minutes. Okay, I have to honk out a dirt snake. No, she did not say that you're lying about that, Danny. That could be real. I swear to god. What was that term again? What was that term again? Oh? Man? She said I had to honk out a dirt snake. Were
she being funny or was like this is legit? I thought I thought she was making a doke, And I just said, are you serious? She just said, no, really, I have to go download a brownload. She had to have been joking then, yeah, I mean, come on, come on, man, Like, I don't know one girl that would that seriously. She had to have been She had to have been joking with you, Danny. She was not. She left, She was gone for a few minutes. I mean at the time,
I couldn't eat. They'd lost my appetite. That's how serious she was being. What did she say when she got back to the table, Like she had to have had a smile or been laughing. Yes, she had a smile, and she patted her belly and she said, she said, it looks like someone dropped the kids off at the pool. She's so good. Gosh, was your face red? I didn't know what to say, And she just jumped right back into her meal. And after a few minutes she noticed
and she thought I didn't like it. She asked me if I didn't like the food, and I said, I just pretended I was feeling sick. I would, dude, I would have been so gross that. Like I've with my girlfriend like a year and a half now, and I don't even know that she does that still, and I don't ever plan on knowing this. She does that, So all right, Danny, I can understand why that would be a turnoff for you. Yeah, that's why I shook her hand. I just I needed to get out of there, all right, Danny,
thank you very much for being honest. I'm sorry you had to endure that date. Yeah. Thanks, I mean I'm sorry too. That's all you that you guys needed today? Or yeah, that's just about everything. Um, I'll let her know what Actually, why don't you let her know what the problem was on the date because she's actually listening and on the other line right now, Oh, Amanda, did you actually say those things? Or is he over exaggerating? Yeah,
you didn't. Why women do go to the bathroom? And I like to joke around a lot, and I said it in a joking manners, and I was gonna be honest with him, you know. Okay, so the lines that you used, those were jokes, but you really did have to do what you said you were doing. Yes, there. I don't know why you're being such a stickler about it. I mean, don't you go to the bathroom? Yes, I do, but I don't tell people like that. I mean, you could have just said I'm gonna go to the restroom
or powder your nose or whatever. But it wasn't a joke. I had to Amanda. Amanda, you don't care at all. I mean, honestly, do you want me you would you rather me at the table and be like, hey, I gotta go. I don't think. I don't think that's what Danny's saying. No, I just you could have said it, I have to go to the bathroom to say it that way, as if like I'm your brother and we're hanging out, you know, Well, I'm the descriptive of a joking confers and I'm descriptive and so I, you know,
have fun. I will say I wish I had a little bit more Amanda in me because I haven't even talked about poop with my husband and we've been married. Every what suys, be open minded. Everybody does it. It's a part of our human biological you know, systems like we all go to the bathroom. Yeah, but we stopped talking like that when we turned forward. Amanda, you're telling me no other guy you've dated before has had a problem with this. No, my lad's boyfriend, he used to
go out of the bathroom. We had high five. We're gonna get a ton of people on the text board who want to go out with you for this reason alone. Man, I mean you're blunt and you're open. Yeah, I'm all of this. Guys. Yeah, I guess you're honest. I just you know, it's a first date. I mean, when you go out on the first date and you're supposed to, you know, be a little more careful with what you say. But shouldn't you know me? For me? Why should I be hiding dings Ny, you were attracted to her at
one point. Couldn't you see the humor in it? I mean she whispered in my ear, dirt snake? All right? Good point. Well, Danny, I would love to ask if you'll go on a second date with Amanda. We will pay for it if I guess I can see where she's coming from, and it's great that she's so comfortable with herself, but I honestly can't stop thinking about dirt Snake. So Amanda, that's it. That's just meeting who I am. And if he's uncomfortable with it, then would just not compatible. Amanda,
I really enjoyed meeting you. Kind of good luck? All right, no second date, Amanda, I'm sorry. Oh I'm not sorry. Guys, I God, and you know what. Thank you for letting us all today learn a new phrase in the second day. Down to brown load will now be in my vernacular permanently. Thank you, yes man. Today's second date update has opened up the floodgates on our text message board at seven eight, five nine two texts in like this one. My wife sat on my lap and farted on me on our
first date. It was love at first fart. We've been together for six years. We crap in front of each other all the time. It's brick and jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five. Why are we getting texts like that? Well, because it's girl named Amanda. Wanted to call this dude named Danny and find out why he wasn't calling her back after their date. She couldn't think of any reason why he wouldn't. Everything went great, except at the end of the night he gave her
a handshake. We called Danny got him on the phone. Turns out that Amanda is very open with her bodily functions and even uses creative verbiage when telling you that she has to go to the bathroom, things like on a first date, mind you leading over the table, going hey, I'll be back, I gotta go download a brown leave just joking around with a guy about taking a number two,
And most people are not comfortable with that. I am one of those people, and my girlfriend about a year and a half now, don't even know that she does it, never know that. I don't even really like knowing who my friends are going to do it. I just go ahead and take care of that business. There's a lot of people on the textboard that are cool with it, though that they would say they would go out. That's so many people like where is she? I'm ready for this girl to be my wife? At seven eight five?
She might talk about her time of the month with the same yeah, but she's freedom. Are you excited for that? You know she's got a sense of humor, and yeah, it's funny like the first couple of times, but imagine being on her five years from now. You've been dating for five years. Okay, after five years, nobody's attracted to each other anyway, and then you have to sit there and listen to her continue to make these jokes. You're just like, Okay, it's got to stop at some point.
Another text in at seventy five night to this chick is amazing. She's funny, open, hot enough to pick up. This guy is a total tool. Another one that I bet she's as dirty and bad as her dirty mouth. All right but dirty, Yeah, exactly, it's a different kind of dirty. It might be bad. But everybody texting in at seven eighty five nine too, there's not a lot of people that are ripping her for being so open.
It's about having to take a twosy and that I've ever been scarred like I will never ever was definitely not the first one I've been scarred. But yeah, I still wish I was more like her. I mean, the first time I farted in front of my husband was one of the most embarrassing moments. Eat on the toilet and keep the door open and talk to you. But that's only with peane lydia. Pete is not gross. But you didn't keep the door open, and you're still sitting
on the toilet, eating food, talking to your husband. No matter what you're doing, you're like her. Yeah you're pretty, you're fine. Yeah, you're exactly like this. You're actually you're probably worse. Stay more closed, Actually that'd be more open. You just wait. That is love, right there is what that is. I never want to be in love.