Second Date Update PODCAST: Craziest First Date Request

want to call today. Oh my god, Kevin. Um, he's such a nice guy. Um. I met him on a dating app and he kind of struck me, like. I loved his profile, love what he had to say about himself, and I think them they that attracted me mostes. He wasn't a meathead, you know. I'm kind of used to beat meatheads, like in the fitness industry. Um, a lot of these guys are jerked today, asked on your on your dating profile, do you say that you're a fitness model? I do, and in my photos you can see it

as well. Does that really serve you well? Because I feel like you would just get hundreds of replies from the exact guy you said you don't want to date, you know. Yeah, I definitely get a lot of those guys that I don't want. But I mean, my body looks amazing right now, Like I worked my butt off literally to look like this. You should see. I'll have to send you guys pictures and of the way I look. So I'm going to put myself out there. Check me out. From the back, I would think did you hit did

you hit this guy up? Or did he hit you up? Actually I hit him up, okay, because I would assume, like, as an average guy, if I see a fitness competitor like you on a dating app, I'm gonna think twice before I hit you up, because I'm gonna think you're only going to be interested in like big buff us. You know what, Honestly, I've learned a lot about myself through the process of getting to become a fitness model, and the one thing is you have to not care

in life, you know what I mean. You got to just go for what you want, go for what I want. I saw him and I was like, Boom, I want this guy, you said, like a very intense person. Yeah, what about this guy made you say boom? I want him? First of all his smile totally like captivated me. And honestly, he was the only guy that I've seen on this dating app they did not have a shirtless picture. I'm like, I see way too much skin on these dating websites. I'm like, oh my god, a guy wearing clothes. This

is refreshing. It really is so different between men and women because guys look for the exact opposite. We're like, oh, gross, she's wearing a shirt. I don't want her, no, no way, completely. What did you guys decide to do for your first date? We had intentions of like bar hopping, but we were so like talking so intensely we never even left the restaurant. It was an awesome date. I mean I was blown away. Did you get into it with a kiss? Yeah? But

not in the most conventional of ways. What does that mean? What does that mean if you consider like putting him in a headlock kind of you say you put your date in the headlock? You know what? I was waiting and waiting and waiting for him to make his move and he wasn't going for it, and I had a choice to make. It was either go home and not know you know what? The kiss was going to be like or going for the kill, and I went in for the kills. So you put your date in a

headlock and kissed him? Yes, I did. Do you think that could be the reason he's not calling you back? He was laughing about it, so I really don't think it turned him off, to be honest with you. And like, you know, in this day and age, like the chicks should go for what he wants. I mean, why not, but you should take that kiss, even if it's by force, it doesn't matter. I don't think, kitty, what should be

physically forced into kissing. I mean I didn't throw him down, you know, can we can we paint the picture just one more time? Here? Did he know it was coming or was it just out of the blue? No, I wasn't out of the blue. I mean we were like

messing around. I knew he was nervous. I knew he kind of wanted to kiss me, but I think he was feeling me out, and I just was like, I don't have time to wait for this guy like here, and so I like put you know, like I pushed him and he pushed me, and like we're just messing around, playing and then I just put him in a headlock, went in for the kill, and then you know, the kiss lasted for a while. So it was oh so he did kiss you back for like a good amount

of time. It wasn't like he was just wanting you to get off him. Yeah, no, no, he didn't want me to get off him. Definitely, all right, And how long has it been since you guys talked about it? A week and a half? Okay, Like he won't answer my text, you know, And I tried, like, you know, playing it cool, like en we're on the date. I was joking around with him. I was a little drunk.

We're both a little drunk, and I was like, oh, I could probably bench for us more than you and ah, so I kind of threw him a text and I was like, hey, when are we gonna you know, bench pressed together and have this Competition's flirty and maybe he's scared, like I'm emasculating him. He is he into fitness too, because it seems like you're only talking about fitness when you're retelling this story. He's like an average guy, you know, like nice zeque tall, he's got muscle, but he's not

into it like I am. I'm definitely like count my macro is bring my meals with me everywhere. But I went on a cheat meal, Like I went on the date the night of my cheat meal, so it look like a big deal for me. So you know, when I kind of broke it down for him, I was like, this is how it works, this is how I hit my macros. And what the hell is a macro. It's like it's a it's a nutrition thing. Yeah, I mean it's macro nutrients basically like your proteins, carbs, and satsum divided.

It sent to do day. That sounds like a horrible date topic. Okay, yeah, they're still self accused. All right, well we're gonna play a song, come back and get your second date update. All right, awesome, thanks guy. Okay, hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second All right, here we go, guys. We're almost to the end of the second date update. Just push a little bit more, only a little bit longer to go till the second date update is over. Just gonna need to listen for

about ten more minutes. Okay, push, push, just ten more minutes. We're almost done. Push push, just ten more minutes. It's always fun push, Push, We're almost to the end of the second day. Update. Okay, Caroline, how you doing? Caroline on the phone? How you doing? If? If you don't understand why I'm doing that. Caroline is in the fitness industry. She's a fitness model, and today she wants to call a guy named Kevin who she went out on a date with, and he is not a fitness model or

involved in the fitness industry at all. As a matter of fact, he doesn't really work out, and that's what she was looking for. So she was excited about the date they went out. She did get a kiss at the end of the night, but it was not in the most conventional way possible. Can you recap that for me one more time, Caroline, Well, he wasn't really going in for it. He's kind of being a chump, and so you know, I started messing around, we were pushing each other, and then I just put him in a

headlock and gave him a kiss. Sometimes the girl's gotta do it, a girl's gotta do Yeah, I wanted what I wanted. So now he's not calling you back, We're gonna get him on the phone and find out if something went wrong on your date. Are you ready? I am so ready. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi is this Kevin? Yeah? Hey Kevin? How are you? This is Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Okay? Who is this Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. You ever heard of it? Maybe?

How did you get my numbers? Well? I got your number from a listener of ours. Actually, they emailed us about you. What. Yeah, there's somebody who listens to our show has been trying to get a hold of you, but you aren't calling them back. So they asked if we could get you on the phone and find out why you're not calling them. Her name is Caroline. Oh, and you guys recently went out on a date. Yep?

Did you like Caroline? She emailed you about Yeah, she liked you enough to actually email a radio show to get you on the phone and find out why you're not calling her back. Oh that's that's a little bit of a compliment, isn't it. Yeah? No, I really was hoping that you wouldn't call me back. Oh okay, So you don't want to get a hold of her, No, I do not. What was so bad about the date? I just like, I got myself into something I would

be not prepared for. Really, and what do you mean? Well, I mean, you know, we met on this dating website, and you know, like they say, it's too good to be true. And that was one of the worst two hours of my life. Why was it so bad? The whole thing, the whole thing. It just did not start out on the right foot. She did tell us how she put you in a headlock at the end of the date and forced you to kiss her. Oh that

was that was not fun. But I was over at way before that, really really swore that you kissed her back for like a long time to try to get her away. She was holding me, all right, fine, I'll kiss you. Then. So at what point were you over the date with her? Then? I was over the date within the first ten minutes. I think, how could you be over a date in the first ten minutes. That means that you're not even giving somebody a chance. No, well,

we were. We were going over the menu, and then the whole time she's talking about how it's her cheat night and how she's got to get her macros and micros, and she just you know, every single item on the menu. She's talking about its nutritional, you know, value. Yeah, And she goes into her bag and whips out this like little blue pill and she handed me and I go, what is this? And she said, it's a supository probiotic, A supository probiotic for her, for you, for me. She

wanted you to take a subpository. I've known this girl for eleven minutes. And she hands me a pill and tells me to shove it up. What did you say? I kept saying no, and she just kept insisting that I take it. She's like, here, try it, It's really good for you. And I'm like, no, no, thank you. After I finally made it clear that I wasn't going to take it, she says, well, excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom to take mine. So she leaves go to the bathroom. I'm sitting there wondering if

she's being serious. Then comes back saying, Oh, it's so much better. I feel so much better. Now, let's eat, let's have a fun date. Describe that exchange to me again. That's it's one of the weirdest things I ever heard. She as mad as pill and she goes, do you know what this is? And I said, no, I don't know what it is. She goes, oh, it's a probiot. It's especially designed to help promote healthy colon ecology or something. It's colon digestion. If you are listening correctly, Hey, Kevin,

that's Caroline. She's actually on the other line. Caroline. You were supposed to wait until I called you into the conversation. Yeah, I could. I honestly, I couldn't even wait. I was. I was tapping my feet over here, like, are you serious right now? Oh my god? Really I was nice enough. First of all, my stuff, I mean, that's expensive stuff. Okay, it's when you're digestive, it's for your health. I was just trying to be nice and share my knowledge and

share what I know. And yes, it was my keea night, And honestly, I wasn't going to ruin my digestion for a date. Okay, somebody that I only knew for eleven minutes. Well, Caroline, do you want to go take a depository? Go right ahead, Oh the bathroom. You don't have to tell me. You don't have to encourage me, because joint is I know. But I was just trying to be nice. Okay, you were asking me so many questions about fitness, and you were letting me talk about it. Oh no, you're really

talking about fitness incessantly. So I was being co wife and asking you questions because it was obviously what you wanted to talk about. Well, no offense, But how do you think my body got to look like this if I didn't do all of the things I was talking about. It's good for you, That's why I offered it in the first place. It's gross, That's why I said, no, really, not see a problem with asking someone to take a suppository. I offered it, Okay, I offered it. I was nice

enough to pull it out of my bag. I let him know what it was about, what it was for. I'm those subpositories I make myself at home, okay, and I keep them in my bag whenever I know I'm going to have a cheat me All yeah, we Yeah, I make them myself. What's wrong with that? That's impressive, Caroline Whole made suppository. Yes, I make them myself because I'm trying to make a fitness line that I want to push and this is like my baby, this is my number one genius idea. Okay, So I've been working

on it really, really hard. So, Kevin, she was just trying to share her love of suppository supplements with you, that's all. I can't push it at the gym. Why does she have to push it over cocktail? I just I don't see what the big deal is is. I mean, look, you know for my profile that I'm into fitness, I'm very heavy into it. You know, I'm not talking about the fitness. It's one thing to talk about fitness. It's another thing to try to get me to put a pill up my butt that is offered to put it

in there for you. Hey, I don't understand what the problem is. Hey, Kevin, would you like to go out on a second date with Caroline? No? Are you sure you're positive? Final answer? I don't even want to go out with this guy anyway. Kevin, You're just not the person that I want at all in my life. So no, thank you. Caroline. Maybe in the future, just take it

easy on the suppositories for like the first twenty minutes. No, I'm not going to change who I am for anybody, so I'll be sure I look for somebody that is as into fitness as I am, and that's it. Like, I will not change myself. All right, I'll bring those suppositories and I'm gonna make a lot of money, do you all right, Well, I'll find you a date. Caroline texting right now seven eight five nine two. If you're not scared to put a pill in your butt on

the first date, how will he keep? A Cairline text in at seven eight five nine two that says, who doesn't make their own suppositories? These days? It's a rough economy. It's Brook and Jubil in the morning, talking, of course, about today's second date. Update. Caroline wanted to call a guy named Kevin. We got Kevin on the phone and found out why he wasn't calling her back after the date. Caroline's a fitness buff. She loves it, loves all things fitness,

including making her own probiotic suppositories. And that's not really that bad necessarily except when Yeah, I mean it's kind of weird, Yeah, but weird, dude. But she actually at dinner excused herself to go pop a pill not in her mouth and offered him one, like, hey, you want a suppository real quick, we let's do this. Yeah, you can have one if you want, And he was like,

I don't know. It just weirded me out that she was like that, and apparently she was kind of like a female meat head to the whole time, just talking about fitnesses. She put him in a headlock at the end of the date and kissed him. Oh God, text in at seven, eight, five, nine two. Would somebody making their own depositories at home and then offering you one on a date turn you off? Yes? I will not put anything in my butt on a first date, maybe a second date. Is that an April Fools joke? April

Fools Brooks job bringing the jokes again. She puts everything in her butt five