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Are you excited to meet Evan? I am not really Evan. I really enjoyed your email, but I do have a question for you. If you are a master of the club games, why are you on the phone to do a second date update. Shouldn't this girl be like laying next to you in the bed already? Well, sure, but every master has an off day. Let's be on. I guess you're right. Even Bruce Lee missed a kick from time to time. Right before we get into the date,
what makes you a master of the club game? I mean, I've never done very well in the clubs, so teach me your ways. Since a how are you a master? What do you do. Okay, grasshopper, listen up. What you do is you got to put the girl in the right frame of mind, all right, right out of the gate. Okay, Now she's hot, she's beautiful, but you can't make her that hot because then she has all the power. Are you one of those dudes that walks up to a girl in the club and you're just like, Hey, what's up?
That dress makes you look kind of fat? My name's Evan. Can I buy you a drink? I should probably buy you something low carb though, right, like you rip on them a little bit. I'm a little bit. That was a lot of ripping. But I have friends like this that like the way to get a girl at the bar is you insult her just enough to where she's feeling insecure. Is that your deal? No, you don't want to. You don't want to insult them. You want to make
them think they're beautiful. They're hot, but not too hot, not too beautiful. Okay, Kevin, you say a raging idiot, So it's more like, hey, you're beautiful. I mean, especially with that blemish on your face. No, normally girls with blemishes aren't that hot, but you make that blemish look hot. Is that more of your speed? Then that's kind of right. I need to make the girls have to prove themselves to me, Okay, not the other way around. It's almost
like their audition. Their auditioning to be able to hang out with you. Huh, that's right. I mean, this is real. This is really how you feel like. I didn't invent the game. I mean, I'm just playing it. This is how it goes. I mean, is your goal when you meet these girls at the club just to have a one night stand? Sometimes? What's wrong with that? I mean, was that the goal when you met what's this girl's
name again, Lanna? No? I liked Blannah. We got along, we were talking all right, So why do you think she's not calling you back. I don't know. I was making her feel desirable, which is part of the plan. But maybe maybe I was coming off too much. Maybe my game was off. I was liking too much. I was into her too much. You gave her too much power, she felt too desire. Probably, Okay, so so take us
through the evening. Then, well, okay, we're out on the floor dancing, you know, throwing some moves down and Brooke, I'm telling you, even you would like what I got going. But and then we had a little kiss right after the dance. I mean, nothing huge, but nice, you know nice. So we went and found a place to talk somewhere quiet, and we talked for a little bit, got number, she got my number. We you know, we exchange information. And then I threw out, well, why don't you come back
to my place tonight? But I wasn't even thinking in that term. It's just let's keep this going. It's it's fun, okay. So she said she wanted to go back with you to your place. So we were leaving and we're so far as the parking lot, almost in my car, and she gets at taxed from her friends and they're worried or something, and she takes off right there. Oh yeah, what did she say? You know, but my friends are worried about me. Yeah, because her friends were saving her
from the douche. She was like just trying and take her home after the first night he met her at a club. Don't be rude to Evan. He's calling her for a second date. Update and you don't think go to douche route. I mean, I'm calling you for help. Yeah, I know, like we appreciate you calling in. You don't okay, well you know, won't do the second date update then, because you're a saying but like you're acting like women are these toys that you get to, you know, play with,
and it's all this big game. I'm sure you could be a lovely person, Evan. Why wouldn't you just want to say, hey, let's actually go on a real date and maybe she would actually respect that and go out with you again, Because obviously you want to hook up with the person first. I mean, that's the goal. If that work, I mean, I guess if you're beating somebody in a club, that's ultimately what guys are trying to
do that night. So right, if it's not me, it's someone else, right, So how many times if you tried to get ahold of her since you guys met? I mean I've called her a couple of times, I've texted her a couple of times, and her nothing. Evan. If you're I mean, if you're such a master of the club, why so much interest in this girl? Why couldn't you just go out this weekend and find another potential maked Okay, here's the thing, my game always works all right, almost
always works. Let's be honest, My club game almost always works. I want to know why this time? I'm curious. So it's more you just wonder why this girl's blowing you off more than anything else. Yeah, Evan always gets a call back. Oh, I want to know why this time it didn't work? All right, Well, we're gonna play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. All right, Okay, thank you brooking jubil in the morning. Welcome back to today's second date update. That's right in
the clubs. That's where the guy who's on the phone with us lives. His name is Evan, and Evan is a master of the club scene. At least that's what he said when he emailed us. And he's having a hard time because a girl isn't calling him back, which doesn't happen to Evan often. Evan, before we do your second day update, I'm just curious if you had to put a percentage on what your success rate is with the ladies, what sort of percentage would you give us,
Like how often are you turned down? Oh? Actually, success rate? Or ninety four percent you're turned down? Oh? Success? All right? So, so this girl is in this six percent of girls who are not calling you back? Wow, that's right, and you can't think of any reason why? No, no, everything was working now, Evan, would you ever be willing to give up your club game for a lady and actually settled down? What my numbers ever? Dipple? Eighty percent? And
probably right now? You know if you get the eighty percent, it's time to hang it up, right, settle down? Well, I'm gonna dial her phone number right now, get her on the phone and get your second date update. You ready, Let's do this? All? Right? Here we go? Hello? Hi, can I speak to Lana please? This is Lana. Hey, Lanna? How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm I'm fine. Are you sure? Why are you calling me? Because I recently got an email
from one of our listeners about you. Okay, so much dramatic pausing? Are you okay, Lana? What are you doing right now? I'm nervous? What's going on? Well? We do a segment called the second date Update on our show. It's basically, if you go out on a date with somebody and end up not calling them back, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask why. And you recently went out on a date with somebody who listens to our show, and he asked us to call you today. This is really strange.
His name is Evan. You met him out at the club a little while ago. Did you like Evan? Oh? Gosh, um, I don't know. I you don't know if you liked him? I didn't. Did things started one way and then they ended another way? And so I I just don't. I just don't think that we're a good match. What do
you mean it started one way and ended another. Well, we met in the club and we were like dancing and everything was fine, and then we went off to have a conversation away from all of those So he told us about that, and he said that you guys were actually about to leave to go back to his place, and then your friends texted and we're like, oh, we're worried about you. Where are you? And then you left. I have a question for you. Did you make up
that text message? Because we've heard her girls doing that. Yeah, so your friends really didn't have an emergency. No, all right, So you just wanted to get away from Evan? Yeah? Was it just that when you actually talked to him, you saw how doochey he was. No. I mean, he's definitely got um, definitely got a BROI vibe, which I didn't mind. Um. But we were sitting there and in the club. I hadn't noticed because it was dark, that he was wearing a Ferrari leather jack. Oh stop it, Yeah,
that is amazing, dude. What did you think about him wearing a Ferrari jacket? I thought it was kind of sexy. I liked I liked it as confused because dudes who drive nice cars like Ferraris and Porsches a lot of times they'll rock the key chains and the hats, and I'm just like, do girls like that? Or is that just a douche move. Well, it's actually funny you mentioned that because he did have a key chain as well. Do you like that? Though? That didn't bother you, It
didn't know, it didn't bother me. We had a really nice conversation about Ferrari's. I started asking and he said it was like life changing. Right, I'm in a Ferrari because I'd never been in one, and he was like really describing it to me and how powerful it makes me feel, and really like he was really selling it to me. I was like, wow, that sounds goot. Were you just excited about this guy at a club because now he's a rich guy on top of a guy that you were dancing with. Well, I'm not gonna lie.
Once I found out about that, I did think he was a little bit of a baller and I was definitely intrigued guy. I was definitely on board with the lifestyle that he appeemed to be living. I dated dude with a Ferrari shirt. I can thank you for being honest about that. A lot of people wouldn't be honest. They'd be like, no, I didn't care. But if I met anybody who had a Ferrari, if I was talking to a girl in the club, I'd be like, yeah,
it would be sexy. Yeah, I was. I was very interested in him, and we were going to go for a ride. We were going to leave, and we walked outside and he took out his keys with the Ferrari key chain on it, and he hit the dismantled the alarm button and he had a camera, so he did. So he's wearing Ferrari stuff and driving a camera. Does he have a Ferrari? Did you ask him about that, I don't know. We had thirty feet before we got
to the camera. I freaked out because I was like he might be lying about other stuff, because it seemed to me he was presenting himself as one way and really he was another. Do you feel like he was trying to use like the Ferrari jacket in the Ferrari key chain as part of his game. I think so. I felt that way. I just felt duped and I didn't like it. Would would you have been would you have been all interested in him if you knew from
the get go that he he drove a camera. It wouldn't have bothered me that he drove a camera because I wasn't enjoying his company. But I just didn't like that. I felt like he was lying, Yeah, that he wasn't wearing a camera jacket and a camera hey lot of I would like to ask him if that's just part of the thing that he does to get girls. Aren't you curious? And mean, yeah, I'm pretty curious. Perfect because he's actually on the other line listening and we can
ask him right now. Oh god, are you serious? I never told you I owned a Ferrari. Okay, we just talked about him. I never said I owned him. That's that's on you if you believe that. I mean, I don't really know what you expected me to think. When you're wearing a Ferrari jacket, you're carrying the keys and the key chain, and you're acting like your day to day life is driving around in a Ferrari vot. You present a good but don't act no, no, no, Look,
you carry around a Couci parse. I'm just supposed to assume that you won't a factory in Italy. Come on, if I'm carrying around a Gucci purse, you can assume that I'm carrying a Gucci purse. I don't assume that you own a Ferrari factory because you have a Ferrari jack Yeah, And the difference is she actually has the purse. She's not wearing a jacket that says she has a Gucci purse and then she pulls out a Kenneth cole
One whatever. Okay, we talked about the time I drove a Ferrari, right, I mean that's in the past, past tense. I drove a Ferrari. Okay, I'm not currently driving one, and I never said I was currently driving a Ferrari. You said to me that I should really try it sometimes because it's the most powerful feeling on earth. Being behind the wheel of a ferrari is like having all these horses in front of you and pulling you over around.
Yeah you know what, Launa, Launa, I was going to show you the most powerful thing on earth, but you can get my camera. Oh. I'm glad that I'm never ever ever gonna be with you because you tried to dupe me. And if you're lying about your ferrari, God knows what you're lying about in your pants. I would love to ask you at this point, Lona, would you like to go on a second date with Evan. We'll pay for it. I would rather drink motor oil, Ferrari, motor oil or whatever. Lata. One day I will have
a Ferrari and you ain't gonna get a ride. Uh. That's a really nice dream, Evan. I'm really excited to when you get a cardboard box and right ferrari on the side of whatever. Thank you, Lona, I appreciate your time. You're welcome, Evan. Oh, Evan, Sorry you couldn't get a second date, man, Yeah, just be tripping about this. Yeah, in the morning, why don't you tell him back. Just kicked their eyes on me and said you holding back. Just said, Shin pans me. This