Second Date Update PODCAST: Church BBQ

you thinking? What were they? Guys? I'm embarrassed, guys, I don't really want to tell you that. So that's like someone used the hidden book in a strategic place when he stood up. No, it's actually wasn't in church that I met her. You know, was at a church function. It was like a singles barbecue and yeah, it was like a nice day. And I've been going to this thing four years, for four years. Wow, And were you standing with your church buddies and you saw her walking,

You're like, dude, that chick man. Oh, she looks like she could pray for hours. I would pray for No. No, we were standing there and you know, I was with my boys and they saw her first and they started talking, almost cat calling. Or at a church event, listen, like you have no idea. There's a lot of pent up something going on with these guys at a church event when a pretty girl walks into one of these barbecues.

I mean, you know, you can go a year or more without seeing anything and then finally, like a pretty girl walks in, and it's like everybody gets like who they start with? I mean, all right, so like these church singles barbecues are a lot like a construction site or prison. I mean, yeah, unfortunately embarrassingly, Yeah, I haven't seen a pretty woman in ages. Yeah. So, Keith, were you able to restrain yourself and actually be a gentleman

when you talk to her? Yes? I was. The guys around me swarmed her, like can I get you a plate of food? You know you want to go for a walk in? And I was like, okay, well, I guess I'm gonna hold off. I'm gonna play it cool, because sometimes you know, if you play it cool, then maybe they'll get interested in you, Like, why isn't he talking to me? Well, obviously you're the expert scene that you've gone to the singles event for four years. Your game is not working very well, Keith. That is what

I'm trying to say. He might be right, You might be right. All right, So how did you guys actually start talking? Then well, into the evening they start to do games. They'll do like these little sort of fair games, you know, and amazingly out of the luck of well, maybe it's God's plan. I don't know. She was paired up with me. Oh, divine power at its best. That's right,

that's right, let's hope. But so she and I ended up playing this egg toss game where you stand close to each other, like five feet away, and you throw an egg and catch it, and you keep going a little further and a little further, and eventually you get like twenty fifteen. We were probably fifteen feet away from each other, and she throws the egg, but she threw it too hard. When it hit me in the mouth, I did fall down on the ground and I started

coughing and trying. It was hard to breathe for a minute. And this sounds dramatic, I gotta tell you it was embarrassing. But what was nice about it? I'm gonna tell you. She ran right over to me, and she was standing over me, and she was very apologetic and very sweet, and she said to me, what can I do to make this better? And this is where I got brave. Oh nice? I said, what if you go out to dinner with me on Friday night? Seize the opportunity? What

she say? Did she think that was cute? Well? She laughed and she said yes, all right, okay, So did you guys actually make it to dinner? Were you so injured from the egg thing you never actually went out? No? No, I recovered quickly, and uh we we made it out to dinner. We went to Olive Garden. Oh well, what was the Olive Garden like for you two love birds? Olive Garden was a different world. And I'm in a good way, no laughing back there, but it wasn't a

good thing. It was like we had been set up at the barbecue and it was like we had all these games to play. They stay to each other, and then we get to Olive Garden and it's like it just got so real. Like I didn't know what to say to her. Yeah, yeah, that's usually when I take one of those breadsticks and just put it in my mouth. And look at the person across the table from me.

Just make no, no, no no. I I just I was feeling so nervous and I only ordered a salad, and I felt like, okay, well, I'm just gonna try to eat light. And uh, she ordered like a full meal like breadsticks, chicken parmesan and like on the side of shrimp scamp I'm gonna tell you right now, I think you went wrong ordering only a salade. No woman wants to go out with a guy who's just eating a salad. Well, she like scarfs down. I mean, good on her, But what did you do while she was eating?

Just looked at her? You know what I did? I just I took my time eat my salad one bite at a time, and I just kind of tried to wipe my mouth after each bite, just spread out the salad for an entire three hour meal one salad. Well, unfortunately, I wish it had lasted three hours. It was. It was only about probably twenty eight minutes total. I think I timed it, which I should probably Well, it was

it was twenty eight minutes. And what she did was she got up at the end and she said, thank you very much for dinner and she shook my hand and I tried to pull her in for a but she's you know, a kiss, but she pulled away and turned away and left. Wow did she seem angry about something? Now? You know, she was really polite, but she just went ahead and walked out and left. Not mean, but just not nice either, you know. I mean, it doesn't sound

like you guys had the best chemistry a man. I tell you it was not the chemistry that we had when I had an egg in my throat. But maybe that's the problem. Maybe we can score you a second date and then on that date you just keep an egg in your mouth the whole time. We'll play a song come back caller and get your second date update. Okay, thank you, yeah yeah, hang on looking jubil in the morning.

Second date update. Not to put too much pressure into the second part of today's second date update, but this is the moment where we find out if God really exists, no pressure at all. If you missed the first part of today's second at update. Keith is on the phone and he wants to call a girl named Amy who he met at a church function and then they ended up going out to all of garden. The date ended with her kind of getting up and saying okay, well, thank you very much for the time, shake his hand,

and then walking off. He said that she wasn't exactly mad, but she also didn't seem very happy. So we're gonna try to get her on the phone and find out what went wrong. Keith, Yeah, are you ready to see if God in fact does exist and you guys will go out on a second day. I'm ready to call her. Yeah, I will say, Keith, your day only lasted twenty eight minutes, and I don't think that that's fair of her. I think she should have given you more of a chance.

Obviously you were nervous. Doesn't sound like you drink alcohol, which is always my go to to make myself more relaxed. So I'm hoping that you get another chance at this. Thank you for saying that. I don't know why it ended so early. I hopefully she'll tell us. Okay, I'll dollar phone of her right now and see we can get her on the phone. Okay, thank you and God bless all. Right here we are Hello, gonna speak to Amy. Please. This is Amy, Amy, How are you? This is Jewel

from Brooklyn, Jewell in the Morning. Who is it Jebil from Brook and Jewble in the Morning. Um, I don't know who that is. Well, Jebil would be me and Brooke and Jeble in the Morning is a radio show, and Brooke would be the Brook part of that whole thing. Amy and Jose would be that dude you here right there. So what is going on here? It's a radio show. And one of our listeners emailed us to see if we could get a hold of you. Who. Well, his

name is Keith Keats. Yeah, Keith, Keith from the Church thing. Yes, Keith from the church Thing, the guy that you met at like a singles barbecue and then you went with him to the og. The og is the Olive Garden. I mean, if you're not hip enough with the Yeah, yeah, I'm just confused as to why you guys are calling. We do a segment on our show. It's called the second Date Update. So Keith is wondering why you kind of left your date early and then haven't been responding

to his text messages or calls. Is this for real? Yeah, yeah, it's real. He really liked you. He said he had a good time. He said a lot of nice things about you. But he's confused why you don't want to see him again. I'm confused as to why he would even call me back. But really, yeah, he said, like, you were awesome and gorgeous, and you guys had fun at the barbecue. Well I felt really bad because he played some like games. One of them was an egg toss and I threw it kind of hard. Maybe I

wanted to get out of there. I don't know, but it kind of went in his mouth and it got stuck there. And then yeah, he told us about the whole egg fiasco. But then he says, after that he asked you out. You said yes, and he thought you were having a good time at the Olive Garden until you took off. Well, we were having a decent time. I mean, he was a nice enough guy. He was. It's just at you know, I ordered a you know, a bunch of stuff and he told me order whatever

I want. But he only ordered a salad and so I said, um, well, how come you're not eating more? And he said that he couldn't really afford it, but he'll pay it back. And he was borrowing against the collection plate. Wait what, you can't borrow money from the hes it out of the collection plate. Listen. I don't know how he does it, you know. All I know is he said he pays it back. So I just

was out of there. I just I just I had to go, Yeah, you're like guilty by association if you're eating a big meal at the olive guarden on the church's tab, right, not even on the church's tab, like on people who's donating their money to the church's I felt so guilty. I just had to get up and shake his hand and go, you know, like I thank you, but no thank you. You know, oh yeah, I had no idea that you could use that as a loan too. I gotta start going to church again. I mean, what's

crazy to me? Is it? He he told you this without thinking anything was wrong about it? Is what? It sounds like that that's the whole thing is he didn't think there was anything wrong with it, and that his whole thing was that he was going to pay it back. So that makes it okay, Like I don't think, Wow, all right, So guys, can I just say, hey, it's me, it's Keith. Can I say something? Yeah, you can, Keith. You're supposed to wait. But I'll just tell Amy right now, Amy,

Keith is on the other line listening. I wants to talk to you. What is going on? Keith really wants to talk to you. So he was waiting until his moment, and I guess he found his moment there is Amy, Listen, you're getting it all wrong. Look, I just borrow money from the collection plate and I pay it back on Sundays. That's not okay, though, Like I don't understand that. No, Amy, it is okay. Like I do it all the time.

I do it, like literally every weekend, and there's oh my god, guys, I don't know why everyone is freaking out about this. I pay it back. It's not like I'm feeling from God. I just the money back hard herd. Yes, how do you even do it? What do you? I mean, are you just when it comes to you you're just taking the money? And no, I mean I work behind the scenes and I take the collection plates back and and I you know, look every time I replace the money every Sunday that I took from the week before,

I replaced the money. So I guess it's not really stealing if you're not stealing. I don't understand Okay, you're making me sound like a bad person here. I'm not a bad person. I mean I go to church. I don't think that's qualifier. Amy. Father doesn't know, but I think he has an idea and he's okay with it. He didn't tell you it's okay. It's stealing, it's not borrowing, Amy, Amy. You are judging me right now, and I'm praying hard for you. You are judging. Don't try from me for

it for yourself. Oh if you're a criminal. On that note, I'm praying for both of you to go out again on another day, Amy, would you like to go out with Keith one more time? I guess the Lord will pay for it, But if not, then will pay for it? Well, they have to, because otherwise he's gonna have to go on the collection plate and keep it again. I can just pay it back. No, do you have to stop this practice? Like right now? Okay? It is not okay. There's nothing about it that it's okay. Amy, Do you

want to go out again? Not really, Keith. This whole thing is just left a bad taste in my mouth. No, I'm good. Well that's disappointing, you know, And if I do see you at church days or another church function. I don't know what I'm gonna. I don't know if I'll come up and talk to you. I don't know. Maybe I'm whoa. You're a wild card, Keith. That is some strong action. You are an outlaw. No, I'm not.

I'm not an outlaw. I'm a man of God and I'm also human and I deal with emotions like everybody else. All right, Well, I'm sorry you didn't get a second date, Keith. Thanks for trying. Jewel, Yea and Amy, thank you very much for being honest with us. I appreciate that. Well, yeah, I'm just glad it came out because it's wrong, whole thing wrong. It is wrong, Keith. It is wrong to do that. Also, can I go to church with you?

And Jewel in the morning? Text in at seven eight, five to nine two that says I didn't know you could do that at church. I might start going now, Brooke and Jewel in the morning talking about today's second date update if you missed it, this dude Keith met this girl named Amy at church and then they went out on a date. And she wasn't calling back when we got her on the phone to find out why.

During the date, he told her how he was paying for everything because on Sundays he'll take money from the collection plate and then he'll always replace it with the same amount the next Sunday, so he doesn't consider it stealing, but it still rubbed her the wrong way that he's taking money from the church. Basically, yeah, the church doesn't even know about it. It's like borrowing your buddy's car without telling them and then not returning it for a week.

Like that's still grant thep datto basically, And I like how he's like, well, I pay it back every week, but did you never like add to it. They're always minus, so then you make them even and then you take it again like you're yeah, exactly tributing. You're right, they're always down the same amount. Whatever he's taking, and he's using the money to date, which is also just feels rang right like if because you see the money to

go like buy some needy children's school supplies. Maybe No, he's using it to take girls out to the olive garden. And unfortunately he's not getting another date because she didn't want to go out with him again after she heard that he steals from the church. I don't know why. It's weird. Judge. You think you think she's been a

little judge, Yeah, I do. Remember remember if you want to do a second day up date, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back