Need Leasic trust the experienced team at the Leasic Center at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do? Lasik at Evergreen dot com rooking Jebels second data date. You know, sometimes when you go out on a date with somebody you really like, you do something that is just out of character. You know, Yeah, you tell yourself I'm not that type of guy, and then you end up later on being like, I can't believe I did that on a first date. Creep. Well, yeah,
that's what Rachel said. She sent us an email and said she did something that she never does on a first date. What to do that she wants to call today? Rachel? What was the naughty little thing that you did? I don't know that's like a naughty little thing, but U you ate? Sushi? Was your naughty thing? Who sushi? Was it? I guess the naughty part. I don't know if you want like this long or the short version of this,
but it wasn't my most graceful moment. Oh okay, So you've never had sushi before and you had it for the first time on the state right. Yeah, So I meet this guy at a bowling alley friends of mine are having a birthday part. Let me stop you right there. You didn't eat sushi at a bowling alley, did you. Yeah, that would be a really bad mistake. Yeah. Yea, that is super risky. No, no, no, that was a John Bowler.
And I sort of just hung out at the bar with another friend of mine and like there was another guy with his friend there and he asked me out. I gave him my number, and then he invites me out on this gate. So immediately I start like looking at the guy on social media just to get offensive, like if he's a chainsaw murderer or not, right, you're doing your due diligence before you meet up with him. Exactly. Did you find something weird on his social media pages? No?
I got even more nervous because I'm looking at his social media and there's like pictures of him it looks like all over the world, like hiking and Fiji and Newing and so now you've like built this guy up in your head even more. Ye, he's like the Dozeki's guy in my mind. That's pretty cool. You went on a date with the Dozeki's guy. What were you feeling leading up to your date. Then I got nervous and
I just wanted to sort of be impressive. So when the idea of sushi was proposed, I didn't admit that I hadn't ever done it. I was like, that sounds great. Of course, of course I haven't had sushi since I was traveling in Japan. Yeah, so yeah, we go. And then finally I'm looking at the menu and it's Greek to me, I'm sort of like by Japanese. I'm like subtlely looking for like the words cook and I'm not kinding it. You're like, I'll have the tarayaki chicken, thank
you very much. I talked to my girlfriend. She was just like, dude, just order the tarry Kick. Well, this place is so like it's japanesey that there is no He's very ars you know, Okay, So I admitted to him. I was like, you know what, why don't you just take over with the ordering. I'm gonna be honest, I've never had sushi, so whatever you think is like the best introduction. Oh, it's quit totally open too. I bet I bet he'd be excited about that. You know, he
gets to show you something new. So I mean he's just like ordering eel rolls and I didn't know like people ate eel. It's just, you know, it feels weird. That's a tough one for your first time. Yeah, and these bites seem like outrageous, and he's gracefully eating sushi's putting the whole thing in his mouth. So of course I tried to put the whole thing in my mouth, and immediately I'm like, oh god, no, please, I can't, Like,
like my cheeks are as big as they get. I'm covering my mouth with my napkin because whatever is in there is like trying to push its way out. Did you spit it all over the table? No? No, the posts attempt ended up in my napkins. Oh yeah, and you can't do that, low key Like he knew right that you spit it out, because he's like studying me as I take my first bite of you know, the the chopsticks were awful, Like, I don't know how anyone feels full eating with these cheap things, Like I don't
get it. Well, how did everything end with you guys? Did he seem just disgusted that you didn't know how to work chopsticks? Or no? I tried to like fishtrack him with a chat, and so we started talking about celebrity accounts. Oh cool, did you have any impressive stories to share? Yeah? I got caught smoking weed by Tom Hanks backstage at the concert when I was younger. Oh that's red cool. He seems like the kind of guy that would have just sat next to you and smokes
some weed with you. Oh my god, he was super cool. I felt like I got busted by my dad totally. He's like the most lovable person on the planet too. He was great. Yeah, he was super great. I think that's an impressive story. That's what I would have thought until we got to the end of the date and went out out of the restaurant, and I thought he was going in for a kiss, and I leaned forward and he planted one on my forehead. Oh that's that's that's like a parent kissing. That's what it felt like,
like like a Kissoff kiss in a way. You know. But maybe he just doesn't kiss on the first date, you know. I thought maybe he just wasn't attracted me, and you know, all of this stuff. And then why did he ask me out? You know? So I said, um, I was like, you know, I had a great time, and um, I'd really love to do this again. Yeah, and he said sure, oh okay, so you got a kiss on the forehead and a sure sure yeah. Yeah. You gotta think of like is it like sure, like
excited or like yeah sure? It was like it would be equivalent of the kiss on the forehead, Okay, yeah, yeah, there are some reason that he was already planning on blowing you off. I don't know what the nail on the coffin was because now I'm looking at it and I was just like, oh my god, but it's all of it. What was it? Well, we'll find out. We'll play a song, come back, and then call him and get your second date update. All right, cool, thank you? Okay,
looking Cuba in the morning sep. Right in the middle of a second date update, and if you're just joining us, Rachel is on the phone and Rachel hates sushi. Probably all fish now because sushi may have ruined her date. If you didn't hear the first part. Rachel got a dude that she really likes and they went out for sushi. She's never had sushi before, and it didn't go very well. She ended up spitting some of it out. You know,
I'm just gonna say, I think it's really lame. If this is the reason he's not calling you back because you tried something new, I think it should say that you're an adventurous person for even given in it to go. Well, thank you, Broke, I'll take it. You're welcome. YEA. Hopefully he feels the same way. Maybe he doesn't. He's like, um, no, I only dates sushi Conna sewers. We'll find out. Let's doll the phone number right now here? We go? Cool? Hello, Hi,
can I speak to Billy please? This is Billy. Hey, what's up? Man? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Oh okay, Hi, Hi. Are you familiar with our radio show? Yeah? I'm not a listener, but I know who you guys are. Cool, Okay, you're like a lot of people. Then, yeah, well, calling you today because Rachel wanted us to call you. Do you know a Rachel? I I do know a Rachel. Cool? Sorry, what's this about? Did you go out with a girl
named Rachel to eat sushi a little while ago? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? And have you been calling her back or texting her back, and I don't really know that it's any of your business. That's valid. I mean, yeah, that is valid. It's really none of our business. Except Rachel emailed us because she's wondering why you're not calling her back. Okay, well, what are you like her brother or something? No, but I wish I was. She seems nice. Yeah, she does seem
really nice. That's weird. You do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update, So Rachel wants to know if she did something wrong when you guys went out. Okay, she said really nice things about you. She thought you were really awesome and that maybe she's the one that
screwed everything up. Well, what all did she tell you exactly? Well, she told us that you guys went out to sushi and she has never eaten sushi before, and she thought she might have embarrassed herself because she ended up spitting out some of her food and couldn't use the chop sticks. And then she told us at the end of the date, you kissed her on the forehead and she asked if you guys could go out again. You said sure, and then that was it. Yeah, I mean, I don't know
the sushi thing like. It was just a awkward situation to begin with. But I don't know, at the end of the day, I just after having gotten to meet her and get to know her a little bit, I just didn't really think that she's the type of girl that i'd really want to date, type of girl like anti sushi girl or more than that. Nut. What all did she tell you exactly? That's pretty much it? Yeah, what like, Hey, it sounds like something crazy happened that
she's looking out. Nothing, nothing crazy happened. It's just like we Okay, so we had sushi. It was like awkward and weird, but we got through it and we ended up like exchanging you know. Celebrity encounter. Oh yeah, she did tell us that. She tell us she told Yeah, she told us the story about her getting caught smoke and weed by Tom Hanks. And you don't like that? No,
I don't know. I actually thought that was cute. Um, she told me that, And she also told me about another encounter that she had with a hugely famous person that, Um, I don't know. It just kind of unsettled me a little bit. Um, what was it? Did she get caught smoking? We'd buy guy Fieri too. That is unsettling. You guys are hilarious. Sounds like we're killing you over there. So thank you for the com you are kind of okay.
So whatever her story was, you didn't like it, No, I just kind of it kind of freaked me out a little bit. She uh, yeah, she she she hooked up with a hugely famous person, um awesome who she wouldn't tell me who. She told me that she went to this person's con herd, like, you know, the mid two thousands, some R and B performer really popular at the time. She's telling me all this stuff, but she wouldn't tell me who he was, and she ended up hooking up with him. So like wondering, a why is
she not telling me who he is? And be like mid two thousands R and B performer hugely popular? Like who else am I going to think? She's talking about Usher? Right? That's who I thought of me, Like she's the confession That's what I was thinking. Yeah, I was thinking Usher or Keith Sweat either one. Yeah, I'm just I'm I mean, for one thing, I'm not really interested in dating someone who sleeps with pop stars. But for another thing, like I you know, everything that's come out about Usher in
the news lately. I'm not really interested in rolling myself into an STD if you know what I mean. Why not? They can be fun, dude. They hold on all of you right now. She tells you that she hooks up with a major celebrity, you assume it's Usher, and then because he apparently has her pies, you think that she has it. That sounds like pretty good math. It does kind of make sense. That is No, that is like jumping off a cliff. You are you are giving her
an STD and you know no actual factual information. Okay. The fact that she gave me was that she slept with a hugely popular R and B star in the mid two thousands, So it can only be Usher. No, you guys, there's others. Who else was there? Oh? Who is that? Oh that's Rachel. She's on the other line listening. I wants to talk to you. Yeah, this is first of all, I never said who it was, so for you to assume, you know, and it makes more assumptions. Okay, Well,
why didn't she tell me who it was? Because it's none of your business. You're the one that brought it up. Well, because they're talking about celebrity encounters. But it's not like how much fun of celebrity encounters if you don't say who the celebrity was. That's true, I hooked up with the famous person once. Not gonna tell you I'm really a gas that you presume to know who it was and by that think you know my health, Like, get
out of here. Honestly, I will say sometimes I have heard that some people have to sign non disclosure agreements before they actually do the deed with super famous people. Look, I never said that I did the deed. I said I hooked up. That could mean kissing. That can mean whatever. See you're assuming I hook up as the same as you know, getting it really on. Maybe you're a little
more fast than me. That is probably to Rachel. Yeah, well I think if you're kissing us or it's only leading to one place, like, how do you walk away from that and not do it? Even though herpes whatever? Usher? I never ever said it was Usher. Okay, okay, fine, So who is it? Then? Tell us like, if it's not a big cool if you only hooked up and kissed this person, who is it? R Kelly? No? Is it? Neo? No? Neis? But you know I'm not I'm not going to play
the guessing game. It was a funny story. I thought it was a funny story of me being a stupid kid, And now it's just become like a guest Who episode and assumptions about like how fast I am. More than anything, people just want to know who it is because none of us have ever kissed or whatever with a celebrity. Well, you know, you should be more charming. A lot of people have said that to me over the years, and I agree with you completely. Why can't you just say
who it is? Though? Leave Rachel alone. She doesn't want to say who it is, Okay. It has nothing to do with whether or not she has an STD. He made a huge assumption off of no knowledge, and that's not fair to her. Okay, yeah, fine, fair, fair enough, fair enough. But I will assume that she has STDs. Just rude. Wow, I mean that's that's that's who you are. That's the assumption that you make about people know you know what You're disgusting. You think you know it all.
You don't know. So I'm happy you can never ever see you again. Well, I don't speak too soon. Rachel stuff to ask him if you'll go out with you again, Billy, would you like to go out with Rachel on the second date? We'll pay for it. Yeah, will you guys pay for my Valtrek's prescription as well? Oh my gosh, you're a pig. You're a total pig, Oh, Rachel, I am so they used to treat herpes right? Yes, everybody got your joke, Billy. How you know everything about herpies? Now?
Who has her? Yet? Very good point, very good point. You could make this so so easy if you just told us who the celebrity was attending your business, and it's obvious we ever were to go out again, you would never let this go. So I'm not interested at all. Oh my gosh. Okay, well sorry, Rachel. Definitely not a successful second date. And look, we all respect your privacy here. You don't have to tell anybody who it is, but if you do want to text me privately later, I'd
be interested. Stop it, stop it broken, Teoble in the morning,