Second Date Update PODCAST: Cash on the Seat

a fish because you're just so adorable. I will come across the table. I've actually choked someone out of a restaurant before because they disrespected New Girl. I wasn't even the person I was out with. It was somebody three tables down. I heard them say they didn't like it anyway. That's the reason that Sherman, who's on the phone today to do a second date update, thinks that his date ditched him in the middle of their date because he

disrespected her TV show. Oh isn't that right, Sherman. That's the only thing I can think of. Did she like throw her drink in your face as she stormed out of the restaurant. Now, none of that. I went to the bathroom and then I came back and she was gone, and she left like a pile of money at my seat to pay for the meal. You got ditched a middle of your date. Your email said the only thing you could think of was an argument about TV? What

happened before she did? I mean, we're talking about TV shows and shows we liked and stuff, and she brought up Real Housewives, okay, And I kind of chuckled at that, and I kind of made fun of her for a little bit, but I was just joking, like how bad did you make fun of her? Like? Well, I mean when she said I watched Real Housewives? I was like, you really watched that trash and as kind of I don't think she liked it, but I was joking. Did she laugh about that or did she seem legitimately pissed

off at you? I feel like she was more upset than she was happy about it. And how long after you made that comment did she ditch you in the middle of your date? I'd say, We've talked for another five ten minutes and then I had to go make a restaurom break. Okay, So let's back up, just a little bit up into the TV discussion, You're saying everything was fine on your date. Everything seemed cool. Yeah, we met at the restaurant, got our appetizers, We had some

small conversations. It's talking about lights and dislikes and stuff. I thought it was going fine. You'd never met this girl before. This is like a blind date or somebody met online. Yeah, it was a blind date situation. Her friend is my neighbor, and I was just talking to my neighbor one day about how, you know, I'm single and you know, ready to mingling stuff, and then he was like, you should meet my friend, and then she

seemed down to meet up. We met up, and I thought it was going great until you drop the hammer on or about Real Housewives. So when you got back to the table and you saw a pile of cash sitting there and your date gone, what'd you do? I just kind of sat there and just waited. I thought maybe she went to the valet, or maybe she wanted to go on a smoke break or something. And probably like fifteen minutes in, I realized I got a ditch.

Did you try to call her or text or anything? Yeah, I was Sarah text, you know, making sure things are cool, and I was like, hey, did I offend you with the Housewives thing? You know, it's just a joke center and things like that, But she she just hadn't responded back, So you've heard nothing from her other than coming back to the table finding cash and no date. Yeah, cash on the seat and she was gone. Do you actually do you actually want to talk to a woman who

would be so offended by anyone talking trash about housewives again? Though, well, I don't think she realized I was joking about the Housewives thing, like I don't my housewives. It's just you know, it's cool to hate so fun. Sure to hate on it is, it's very fun to hate on that. But do you want to call somebody who ditched you in the middle of a date because of it? Yeah? I mean like, she was really cool, she was beautiful, she was smart, We laughed with stuff like I wouldn't mind

a second date if it's at all possible, huh. And I think the Housewives thing was the cause, But honestly, I'm not sure it could have been anything. So I just kind of want to get some closure on this and figure out what exactly like what did I do? Yeah, it would be confusing if somebody left me in the middle of that. Mean, it's never happened. If it did happen, you would bother you a lot because you're like, what

did I do that was so wrong? She couldn't even handle hanging out with me for like another hour or until we finished dinner. Yeah, yeah, exactly, Like I want to know exactly what went wrong, And you know, if I can get a tecond date, great, but if not, I at least want to get some closure on this whole thing. That's understandable. It's just hard for me to believe that anyone who's a fan of housewives doesn't understand. Also, how ridiculous it is. I think you did something else.

I don't think I did anything else, but it's the only thing I can think of right now. Like I said, all right, well let's find out. Then we're gonna play a song. Come back, call her and get your second date update. All right, all right, I'll good, all right, hold on it, brooking jubil in the morning. Second update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update. Sherman is on the phone with us. He recently went out with a girl named Sarah. While they were at dinner.

He got up to use the bathroom, came back, she was gone. There was cash left behind on the table, and that's the last he's heard of her. Try to text her caller and heard nothing back. I do have a question for Sherman before we get her on the phone and find out what went wrong. Sherman, let me ask you this. When you came back to the table and your date was gone, were there any ashes or bird marks anywhere around the table? No, that's what I noticed,

because I've heard of this happening before. Sometimes people will spontaneously combust, and I'm thinking that might have happened. Oh my god, and the money just flew out of her pocket from the explosion, right, No, I'm sure she's survived. You think she survived. I don't know, because you haven't heard anything from her. It's all speculation at this point. She could have combusted and turned into the money. Oh. I've heard of that happening too. There's all kinds of things, Sherman,

that'd be a good superpower. Yeah. The only thing Sherman can think of that went wrong is they got into a little disagreement about the TV show Real Housewives. She said she watches it. He made a joke like, I can't believe you watched that trash and she seemed legitimately offended. It was shortly after that that she left right right, Okay, I'm gonna call her right now, get her on the phone and find out what went wrong. You're ready appreciate it.

Thank you. Hello. Hi, is Sarah there speaking? Hey Sarah, how are you? This is Jewel from brook and Jewil in the Morning. Sorry you Jewil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show. Nice to meet you. Well, because somebody emailed us about you. Somebody emailed you about me yep. Who His name is Sherman Sherman yep. And you recently went out on a date with him, and then, thank god, you ditched him in the middle of your date. Oh my god, I'm sorry. I don't want to talk

about that's weirdo. Wow, can you just talk to us for a second, please, because he's wondering why you would ditch him in the middle of the date. He thought it was because he insulted Real Housewives. What Yeah, he said that you guys were talking at the dinner table and and you made a comment of how you watch that show, and he said that show's garbage, and then it was after that that you left. So that's the only thing you could think of. Oh my god, that's

the only thing you could think of. Yeah, yeah, I left because of a TV show that is so stupid. So now would you like to defend yourself and tell us why you left? Yeah, yeah, I have a very good reason. Okay, what happened? So we're on the date, whatever, we're talking, it's fine. I'm trying to get over the fact that his name's Sherman. It's fine. Whatever. I didn't even think about that being a problem. He gets up

to go to the bathroom. I'm sitting there and this girl leans over next to us and she's like, I'm so storry interrupt you. I know this is going to sound really weird, but I know that guy and you can't date him. And I'm like, oh, okay, And she's like, his name's Sherman. My friend, my friend dated him a few years ago, and within a couple of weeks he slept with her mother. What you just got from a stranger? I know. I'm like, okay, what do I do with this?

And I just I was totally grossed out. I wanted to throw up. And I was like, if it was enough for this woman to interrupt our date and like pull me aside, then you know she's looking out for me. Yeah, and be honest, like a kind of fit. Like when I was looking at this guy and like, yeah, he probably is a mother literally, Sarah, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this though. Do you think that that girl could have been like an ex girlfriend was

just kind of hating on him? Yeah? Well, I mean I thought that at first, but it just her tone and everything like it just you know, why would she say that. I just it was all too weird and I had to just get out of there. Have you left in the middle of the date before. No, I've never had this happen to me before. I mean, it's not like the guy was dangerous or anything. He just has a crazy X story. It made me nauseous. Yeah, I can't if I just pictured him like knocking boots

with my mom and I wanted to borrow. I was going to say at that point, Sarah, you got to think about your mom. It's not even about you. You got to get out of there otherwise, your grandma. Yeah, who knows what this guy's gonna be up to. And he was weird. He was weird when I talked about how I liked housewives, and now I understand why. Hey, Sarah, yes, thank you for sharing. I appreciate that. Yeah, you're welcome.

I do also have to tell you that Sherman is actually listening on the other line, though, what the yep? Surem you there. It's not as black and white as that. You know, it's not as simple as just, you know, sleeping with somebody and a mom. It's not. It's not like, oh my god, you slept with you slept with her mom, like that really happened. You know. There are a lot of things happening like that go into this story that make this story complete. So it's true. You only have

certain bits and pieces of it. Okay, so it's true. Can we hear the rest of it? Then? No? I mean that's all one side of the story. It's not it's not as black and white as that, and so we need to hear that be known as this one thing. Yeah, but we should hear the other side of the story. And then don't you think, don't you want to defend yourself. I don't think you're gonna hear right now, because I feel like you're just gonna turn it against me right now.

I think I think what you did is a great thing. Oh my gosh, no, you do not sing. That's so gross. I don't know what the big dealer is like people getting relationships all the time, they get all messy. I've been cheated on before, you know. I'm sure. I'm sure start has been cheated on before it happens. It's part of life. Everyone seems to get on with their lives like I'm trying to do. I've been cheated on before, but nobody has sex with my mom. Yeah, it's difference.

That's the point. Someone's has sex with your mom. Well, I know, I know someone has, my dad has, maybe somebody else. I've never asked her about her history that much, But I'm saying, nobody's ever cheat it on me with one of my parents. How did it happen? Sherman, I want to talk about this. This is all the past. Well I was bringing up past bullshit, all right, I'm trying to move forward, trying to do I get it.

Second date with a new relationship with new people, I get it, Sherman, I get it back, bold stuff all this time. If you're not going to comment on it, Sherman, then Sarah would you like to comment? Aren't you curious? Yeah? Yeah, I think he's a nasty purv and it all lines up. He was wearing that achy cardigan on our date. That's the one thing I know, dude, they wear cardigans. They always hump moms right there. Yeah, he looks like mister Rogers,

so he's a pervert. I'm not a pervert. I there was no children involved in this, Yeah yeah, yeah, adults is they're like children. This isn't like underrated people, Sherman. Legal, everything was consensual. Now you're just trying to make me look bad. This is what I said, This is what I wanted to be happening right now. All right, well, let me get this wrapped up for you then, Sherman. Sarah, would you like to go out on a second date with Sherman? Will pay for it? Are you kidding me?

I'm not sleeping with some dude that slept with a girlfriend's mom. Sherman. Thanks for your time, man, I promise we're not laughing at you. We just want to know how it happened. That's all. Will ask me again your mom, and if you tell me how you did that girl's mom, I will let you my mom. And that's how bad I want to know you broken Jubil in the morning,