Second Date Update PODCAST: Car Humor Never Sleeps

used car humor. I don't really know what that means. That's just what his email said, So hopefully we can get an explanation. Roger, what exactly do you mean you scored a date with her using car humor? Well, just that I'm made a joke. I figured she's at a car show. She likes cars. I like car Okay, you met her at a car show? Yes, okay, And I have to know what was your car joke? Well, it's nothing great, but it worked for her. She was standing

next to this nineteen seventy Dots Charger. It was a gorgeous car, but she looked so good next to it. I hardly almost missed the car completely. But I just I just said I got to talk to her. So I went up and I I started some small talk, and I said, you know, I'm rebuilding a car just like this. Uh, but all I've got so far as a steering wheels. Totally cute. I went fall for that too. It's I know it's lame, but apparently it worked right. You guys went out. It worked Okay, we started talking. Yeah,

you said, you sound charming enough to pull it off. Well, I don't look it. It It would have worked better on the phone. So is the date that you want to talk about at the car show or did you guys end up actually going out? No? Yeah, the car show went great. The actual date was that weekend at a concert we went to. Oh even took her to a show? I did? She was, she was down and she said, you wanted to go to a show with me? Okay? And how did the show go? It went great at first,

but you know, I have to be honest. I showed up at her house on my bike. Of course. Wait did you say on your bike? Yes? Cycle? No? No? No, bicycle? Okay, shut up on a bicycle, yes, I don't. I lost my license. It's been many years ago. It's just, uh, something I'd rather not get into. But anyway, did she did she know that you were going to show up on a bicycle. No, Okay, listen, I mean I think the bicycle's fine. If you give a girl a warning, especially if you meet a man at a car show,

you'd assume that he's gonna come pick you up. I don't know hit a car. I mean, I understand what you're saying. But I figured we had some good connections, some good common ground, that it wouldn't be a big issue. So what were you gonna do? Put her on your hand to bars and take her to the concert. Well, I'm a gentleman, okay, so obviously I thought, okay, well, if she drives us, I'd be a gentleman. I'd pay for parking, I'd pay for the tickets to the show, drinks,

whatever she needed. I wanted to do that, you know, at least since she was driving. Okay, Oh yeah, okay, did you ask her beforehand a driver? Did you just show up like, hey, you gotta drive? I asked her if she could drive, But she didn't know I was going to show up on the bike. Okay, so she thought you were just being like, hey, you want to drive because you know it'd be cool, right, okay, right, but she kind of had to drive. She had no choice, right,

all right. So the car ride to the concert was not awkward. It was no, no, no, Like I said, it was more humor and more common ground. It was kind of everything that you think about when you think about, hey, I just met this person. Then we're we're together going to a concert. This should be a good time. It was perfect, Okay. So she didn't seem bothered by the fact that you showed him no, not at all. That's cool. Actually sounds like a cool check. Ye. Well that's rip on. Yeah.

And so how was the show? Well, now we come to the crux of it. You know, it was going good at first, and I was really digging music. She seemed to do that as well. And then she, you know, she kind of said she had to go to the bathroom, and so I just kind of found, you know, someone to talk to, and a few minutes go by, nothing didn't see her, so I kind of checked around and see her. I guess it was ten or fifteen minutes.

I'm not sure exactly how long, but I finally got a text from her that said, you know, she didn't feel good and that she went home, and you know, of course my gut reaction was okay, I understand, but no, I have no ride home. I was gonna say, how did you get home from the concert at her house? Yeah? So how did you get home after I had to take the bus? What did you say to her? What did you text back? Well, I mean, at this point, I'm still assuming she's fallen sick. I don't want to

offend her. I mean, I'm kind of offended myself that she didn't offered at least riding me home. So I didn't. I didn't say much. I didn't want to. I still thought I had a chance. Maybe she just felt sick. So anyway, I took a bus, got my bike, and I let her b Oh, you didn't knock on the doorway or anything when you know? No, No No, I letter B, I letter B. I didn't know. I didn't know how sick she was. Okay, how have you let her be since the date? Or have you tried to call her

a few times? No? No, no, I made some text message advances, if you will, I made some more car humor that seemed to work the first time. I figured it would work again. You have a big library of car jokes. I pride myself on that. Yet, So have you heard anything from her at all? Nothing? Not a zilch. Okay, so she basically ditched you in the middle of your date at the concert and has not talked to d and you. There was no signs that she was having a bad time with you or that she was trying

to escape for some reason. All, No, not at all. Are you mad at all? I'm not mad. I think I would just I mean, I'm an adult, she's an adult. I thought we kind of hit it off. I know that we didn't meet under traditional circumstances, but maybe she could be an adult and say, hey, this is what I don't like about you, or this is why when we're turning your calls, instead of being a four year old about it. All right, Well, we'll play a song, comeback, find out if she can be an adult and tell

us what happened on your date. Okay, all right, all right, we'll get your Seconday up date right after this. Thank you, brooking jubil in the morning. Hey Roger, Hey, hey, before we make the phone call for your second day update. I wanted to first congratulate you on being the first person to do a second date update that has ever showed up for their first date on a bike. I

was just thinking about it. We've had people show up on motorcycles before, but nobody actually show up on like a ten speed bike and then make their date drive them somewhere. Well, thanks very much. It's an honor to be the first. It's an honor to have you on the show. If you're just tuning in. Roger went on a date with a girl named Marissa. They went to

a concert. He showed up to her house on a bike because he doesn't have his license, so he made her drive to the concert, but in exchange, he paid for parking, drinks, everything else. He paid for it all, but he got ditched in the middle of the concert. She left and said that she felt sick, and he hasn't talked to her since. We're about to call her and find out if something went wrong on that first date.

And am I clear, no one in this room believes that she was actually sick, like everybody thinks it was an excuse. Yeah, it has to be. When was this date, By the way, how long ago. This was two weeks ago. Two weeks okay, So maybe she got like that weird two week flu that's called and she hasn't been able to call you. All right, I'm gonna doll her phone number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Marissa? Yeah? Speaking him Marissa. My name is Jubil from brook and

Jewil in the morning. Seriously, Yes, how are you? I know you guys? You do? Oh awesome? How are you doing? I'm I'm doing pretty good. Nice good, Nice to meet you you as well. Have any idea why might be calling you today? Um? Well, I guess there's probably a lot of reasons you could be called. I'm calling you today because somebody emailed us for a second date update. Oh my god. Have you heard second day updates before? Oh? Yeah, totally. I listen to them all the time. Never thought that

I would be on it though. How many dates have you been on in the last like two weeks? Two? Two? Okay? And of those two was one of them named Roger? Yes? All right, Well Roger would be the one that emailed us for a second date update. Yes, I bet you did. He told us that you ditched him and then well he said that you said you got sick, but we're all assuming that you ditched him in the middle of a concert. Yeah, was it that subtle? Is that cool?

You were his ride man? You can't just leave somebody stranded. Yeah, I know, you know. I'm usually a good person, but like this is bad. You guys, I don't know what he told you, but I would love to tell you the true story. Okay, so tell us what happened. So, I don't know if he told you is but we met at a car show, so I'm pretty surprised when he shows it to my door on a bicycle. He actually told us that. He said that he shut up on a bike and asked you to drive to the concert. Oh, okay,

he told you that. What else did he tell you? He told us that, and he told us that you guys went to a concert and then that you ditched him like pretty soon after you got there. So he didn't tell you anything about the car ride to the concert. No, nothing, Are you serious? He didn't say anything about the car ride and what he told me? No he didn't. He just he actually said that you guys had a nice conversation on the way there. Well, we have very different

definitions of a nice conversation. So what happened in the car then? So we're in the car and we're driving, and he was talking about how expensive drinks that the concert were. So he wanted to stop at a liquor store on the way and pick up six packs and have me smuggle it in in my purse into the concert. And you were down with that? No, I said no, like I didn't want to get caught and kicked out of the concert. And beyond that. When I told him no, he called a wet blanket. You do sound a little

straight lace when you're so adamant against smuggling beer in. Well, you know, you just meet someone, and let's be honest. He was not a small venue, Like I've been there before, they check persons. I knew it wasn't gonna work. What's the fun? So he insulted, you have to like, jeez, just trying to save some money on beer, you wet blanket. Yeah, totally. But it's almost like, you know, like I'm driving, I'm

trying to go with the flow of the night. We're gonna go to a concert and it's cool, so I'm trying to like be open and brush it off a little bit. But then we get into the concert and you know, it's about fifteen minutes into the show. Things haven't really built up yet, and he tries to pick me up and CrowdSurf me, like hand me off to another person. Yeah, no one else is doing this yet. I just met this guy, you know, like he doesn't know me. It's not like I was like, you let

me do it, you know, helped me. I'm trying to picture this. So he just got behind you and tried to lift you up. Yeah, I was like, what are you doing crowdsurfs anymore? Anyway, I don't know. Crowdsurfing still a thing at that point. Like I was a little annoyed, but I was like trying to let it go. And then the final straw comes, right, so he tries to get me to flash the band. Yes, did you say to flash them? Yeah? What did he say to you? He was like, hey, she was the band? Your why?

He kept telling me it would be hilarious if I showed the band my boot. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna fall for that one. Thanks buddy. Is that when you left? Yes, I said I had to go the bathroom and I just went straight for the accent. I thought about like calling a friend getting a second opinion, but no, I was just an amir. He sounded so charming and lovable when we talked to him. I'm like shocked by this information. Yeah, he sounded that way at

the car show to me too. But like you know, doctor Jacko, mister Hyde, man, you know that he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. Oh yeah, I know, Okay, you do know the second date updates? Roger? Yeah, Hey, hey, man, Marissa, really did it take this to discuss it with you? Let's let's go over this. So, so what was it? What was the first turn off for you? I mean icicle and me driving? Okay, all right, so I have

a troubled pass. Like I feel like you were a grown up, you were adult. Maybe you understand you. Hey, I'm I'm I'm moving on, but you're want to talk about it. You're talking about adulthood when you're the one that's telling her to show the band her boobs. Okay, well, on the on that particular note, I thought it would be cool that if she showed the band her boobs then we could maybe get like a backstage pass. I

would really impress Mariss. Uh, that's not impressing me if I'm the one doing the work, if something as like smuggling beer. But I have to put my life on the line for going into the show or not. It's not putting your life on the line. It's having a little fun, Mariss. I need to lighten up a little bit, live a little bit. I mean you smuggling beer. Everybody smuggles beer. Put in your purse, your socks. I don't

care if you're hoodie. Okay, maybe that was an overstatement, but come on, man, you've never been to that venue before. They were checking everything. It was just a stupid idea, Mersa. Do you even hear what you're saying. You're talking like somebody who doesn't know how to experience life to the fullest. I mean, you're gonna stay there if you don't lighting up. Maybe your definition of living life to the fullest and mine are a little bit different. And why wouldn't you

be You have socks, You could smuggle beer yourself. Why does she have to do it. She's a gorgeous female. She can get away with a lot more than I can. Oh my god, Okay, thank you for the compliment. I appreciate that, But like beer aside, there were so many other things wrong with the date, Marissa. I feel like I just feel like if you loosen up, live a little bit, have a little fun, we could have another date and we'd have a good time. I just feel

like you were too tight Lacedae. It's her fault. Well, good show up, Marissa. What's your problem? By yourself a little bit for some backstage passes, amen, I was being sarcastic. If I really got boring, Why do you want to go out on a day with me again? Because you're at a car show. Most girls don't go to car shows, so boom right there, you're my material? Oh my god. Yeah, and I thought you were my material too. But you don't even own a car. But he's got car jokes

for days. I have a car, Marissa. It's a nice car. I just can't drive it. Okay, Marissa, would you like to go out with Roger again? We will pay for a second day. No, I'm not up to being told how boring I am for another date. It's probably a good call, Merissa. If you had done the things I told you to, you would have had the time of your life. It wouldn't have been boring at all. Sorry, my definition of fun just isn't cloudsurfing and stowing my

boobs the strangers. You know what you do? Sound a little boring, Rissa, I gotta say sorry, Roger, no second date, man. Come on, Rissa. Thank you for listening and thank you for telling us what happened on your date. I appreciate it. Oh my pleasure sounds like Roger. Good luck in the future. I'm sure you'll be able to find a nice lady who will let you show her boobs to strangers exactly. That's what we need, more open country. What else to

support you? On jul in the morning text in at seven eighty five nine too, that says, if Roger's looking for a girl who's willing to flash her goods, I'll go out with him. I've shown my girls to nine different bands so far, going on double digits. Sounds like she's a lot of fun. I feel like she was flashing us when she texted that. Yeah, talking about today's second date update, The student named Roger wanted to call Marissa and find out why she wasn't getting back to

him after their date. Turns out he picked her up on a bike. Well, he drove to her a house on a bike and then said, hey, by the way, can you drive us to a concert. He tried to get her to smuggle beer into the concert. She didn't want to. He tried to pick her up and throw her into the crowd so she could CrowdSurf. She didn't want to do that, and he even tried to convince

her to flash the band. Basically, he was just a maniac at this concert, and she told him that she had to use the restroom and ditched him and never called him again and does not want to ever see him again. Which no one can blame her because it's not like he was doing any of these things he wanted. He was like trying to force her to CrowdSurf, Like go do it yourself if you really want to, buddy, But like stopping the peer pressure. Man, I love the excuse, like,

well maybe we could have gotten backstage passes. It's like that's not the reason, you will know. Yeah, he wanted to see it for himself. Texting at seven eight five nine, he says, I think Marissa needs to lighten up a little she sounds like an eighty year old crotchety bag. Have some fun while you're young, Like this guy was an a hole the whole concert, and everybody's ripping on her for not flashing the band, oh my gosh, and as if even if she got backstage passes like he

would have been invited. Yeah, I mean, the reason the band would invite you back isn't the reason why they're going to have a dude come along too, So they agreed to not go out again. Poor Roger. But hopefully I'll find somebody who's a little more his speed and not so boring stick in the mind. Yeah, I remember. If you want to do a Seconday update, I'll have to do is email the show and we will call

the person who didn't call you back. Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week is coming up at eight ten percents