Second Date Update PODCAST: Captain Casserole

was doing better. I guess otherwise you wouldn't be doing a second date. Update. So the girl who you want to call to day, her name is Adrian. Yeah, okay, tell us how you met her. Well, we were both at a party like a month ago. She was gorgeous and seemed really cool. So we got to talk in and we got to drink in and before I love some made sure I asked her out and she said yes, and I asked her to come to my apartment because I wanted to cook her a meal. Oh wait, that

was gonna be your first date? Like, that's pretty into it for a first date. Well, I figured, you know, we started talking about food and what she really liked, and then I mentioned that I liked to cook, and it just kind of led from there. That's awesome. So how did it go? I thought it went pretty well. I make this really awesome chicken casserole, like it's dish. Are you a good cook? Yeah? I mean I haven't

heard any complaints. I like to cook. My mom taught me to cook, and I made this chicken casserole for you know, I made cocktails. We had candles, like I pulled out all the stops, so you made it romantic. When she walked in, she knew, like this guy is putting effort in about to get it all. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. But did anything like that happen on your date? No? Oh uh no, it was kind of hoping. But I got a hug at the end of the night. I didn't even get a kiss. Oh

you didn't. Did she linger for a long time after dinner or was it like all right, good chicken, I'm out. Um. Well, we talked after dinner, and that's kind of when the comic book thing comes up, because she kind of noticed a couple of things around my apartment and I also wear a green lantern ring, and so she kind of asked me like that. She was like, oh, that's really cool. What is that? And so I explained it to her and I wear it. Hang on one second, Jesse, you

wear a green lantern ring all the time? Yeah? Why because I like comic books and I like it's a long story, but I mean I have to do with green lantern and will power, and I mean, it's not the nerdiest thing in the world. It's it's up there. It's close. It may not be quite the nerdiest, but it's it's definitely in top five. All right, Well, she didn't think it was the nerdiest thing in the world.

I mean she thought it was okay. So and then I started showed her around my apartment and then we get to what if sectionally called the Fortress of Solitude, where I have all of my collectibles and my comic books. So you showed her yourr Fortress of Solitude and your comic book collection and everything. Yeah, I mean, I mean I took good care of that stuff, and it's all nice and mounted on walls and framed and all that

good stuff. So it's put together. It's not like you're walking into a college dorm room where there's a bunch of comic books thrown around, some empty pizza boxes everywhere. Oh no, Like, I mean I have shelves on the wall and signed books and things like that and all that stuff and things in cabinets and you're a legit enthusiast and in the collector. Yeah, I mean I've collected since I was a kid, so I mean it's definitely

something I'm passionate about. So I figured she's gonna find out sooner or later, and I'm not a kid of it. So I showed her the room, and she kinda got quiet, like I thought, maybe, oh, she's in awe of my collection, kind of nodded a lot and just didn't seem that thrilled by it, really, And then conversation got a little bit more strained after that. How so well, I mean before I mean it was just you know, back and forth, you know, oh yeah, you'd like that. Oh that's cool,

and whereas then it just got kind of weird. Yeah, sort of just putting the brakes on everything, like Superman in a room full of cryptonite. Bro, that's a good reference. Yeah, Why do you think that your comic book collection would have turned her off? Though? I mean, if I had just things strown around or I was running around and like Superman underwear. Yeah, I guess I could be a thing, but it's just it's something I'm passionate about. I take care of it, and I have a nice place. So

that's the only thing I can think of. It may have weirded her out. I mean, I think that women appreciate a guy who definitely has interests. But if you take it to like an OCD level, or maybe she thinks you're immature. Well, I mean it's not like I play with the toys that are in there. I mean they're all on some shelves. You do wear a green lantern ring, yeah, but I mean it's le jewelry. It's

not like I'm wearing a plastic thing I got. Okay, So that's the only thing you can think of from your date, though, is that she might have been turned off by your love for comics. Yeah, I mean, everything else seemed to go well. She liked the food I made, she enjoyed the wine and all that good stuff. So so how many times since your date have you tried to get a hold of her. I've sent her text messages, I mean, and she'll kind of respond back with like like,

how are you doing? Oh, I'm just really busy. But then when I mentioned hey, let's hang out or let's get together, I get nothing back. I think that means she doesn't want to go out again. But I'm not a genius. I can't pick them all that stuff very well. That's why we'll play a song. We'll come back and call her and get your second update. Okay, thanks, I really appreciate it, ye brooking jubil in the morning. Look in the oven. It's a cake, it's a pie. No,

it's Captain Casserole. That's right. Able to chop faster than a magic bullet from QVC, more powerful than the Ninja food processor, able to peel a potato with a single slice. Captain Casserole. His food hits your plate and your pants hit the floor. It's superpower. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Jesse is on the phone. Jesse is now better known as Captain Casserole. And why do I call him that? Because Jesse went out on a date with Adrian then he made her his famous

chicken casserole. He says, they ate it. They had a good time, but during that date he showed her his comic book room. I guess he's a big collector of comic books. And he thinks that she might have been turned off by that because after he showed her that, the conversation seemed kind of forced, and then she left and now she will only respond to him if he's like, hey, how are you. She responded that, but every time he

asks her out, she says she's busy. So we're about to get her on the phone and find out if it was the comic books that turned her off. You're ready to go, Captain Casseroll. Yeah, I just I just want to know. I mean, that's That's all I can think of, is that maybe it was. Let's not forget you're also wearing a green lantern ring to top it all off. I think it's cool. I don't think it's that big a deal. Okay, cool, Well, we're gonna get her on the phone and find out why she's not

calling you back. You're ready to go? Yeah, I'm really all right, Captain Castroll. I'll be your sidekick, Kid Dyson, Captain Casserole and Kid Dyson. Yeah. It's a brand of kitchen stuff, isn't it. No, it's a vacuum cleaner. Oh yeah, shows out. Well, I know I'm gonna doubt the phone right out. Hey, either way we can get all the household stuff done. I'll still be kid Dyson. All right, there we go, kids who flay? Maybe better? Yeah, it's better. Hello,

how can I speak to Adrian? Please? Yes? This is she Adrian? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um, I'm sorry, could you repeat that? Who is this? Yeah? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning, the radio show. Oh uh, okay, what is its regarding? This is regarding a date that you recently went on. We do. I'll tell you what it is before you get too weirded out. We do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update.

You recently went out with a guy named Jesse, and he emailed us about you, So we're calling to find out why you're not calling Jesse back. Well, this is really weird to be put on the spot like this. I know, I understand. Do you not want to go out with him again? I don't. Okay, I'm sorry, that's all right. It's hey, I don't care. You're not saying no to me. You're saying no to him. Why don't you want to go out with him again? Though? So, I mean I would ever do a house for dinner.

And he had talked himself up as this really great cook, like one of the best in his circle friends or whatever. And yeah, he told us the same thing. He said he was a pretty good cook. And he said that he made you his signature chicken casserole. Yeah. First off, chicken casserole is not that's not a food. That's something you take to a popl That's something I was actually kind of thinking the same thing. Yeah, I mean it's a castroll. It's like a throw two meal that you

do when you're like a working moms. See, I don't cook. I heard the word casserole and I was like, wow, that sounds hard. But you know, you gotta get the guy a break. He's like a single dude. So I thought it was great, and like, I'm a huge foodie, but you know, if it's good, if it's delicious, cast roll like by all means you know, to change my mind, like throw prove it to me, you know. But it was, I mean, it was the worst thing I've ever chased. It really was bad. It was so bad, and he

had talked it up so much. He said that you ate it and seemed to like it. Well, I was brought up in the Midwest. I have certain manners that I try to you know, Yeah, you were just you were being polite. Yeah, it was it like can of mushroom soup. Bad type of cast roll. Oh, it had to have cream of something soup. Again, I'm not I'm not tracking with you, guys, because cream of anything soup sounds good to me. No, sounds delicious. No, No, that

that cream and mushroom soup. But like you get at the dollar door and you pull it out and it's like this gelatinous math. My grandma used to make that, the cream and mushroom soup. I love that stuff. Okay, well you like it so much, fine, but personally I would not give that slop to my dog. All right. Yeah, it sounds like he made a delicious meal to me, But I guess I don't get it. So is that the only reason then that you just didn't like his cooking.

It's one of my deal breakers, you know. One of my priorities is that if I'm going to date someone, he needs to be able to cut. He needs to know how to cook for a woman. He needs to know how to set a table, presents a meal. All right, the comic book thing have anything to do with it. I know that you've voiced your concerns about the food. He thought the reason you didn't want to go out with him was his big comic book collection. Actually, I mean we looked at that stuff after dinner and I

felt physically ill. So I was just trying to like keep it together. I have been that bad it was, and I don't understand how. I mean, I'm really worried because if that's a signature dish right all the way through, I mean, that's his pride enjoy them, Like what, what does everything else taste like? Like, I'm terrified to think about that, about that being inflicted on another woman. I feel like the second date update has turned into a

Yelp review. You're just destroying him. Yeah, well, one of his friends needs to set him down because they've clearly like let him think that he's good at this. Adrian, I do have to tell you that you kind of have already told him, because he's actually on the other line listening. You're kidding me, No, I'm not, Jesse. There, you really didn't. You really didn't like it? Oh my god. I mean I've made that for people and they love it, Like I don't. I don't understand. I hate through the

bearer of bad news, Jesse. But they were just being nice to you because it tastes like trash. Wow thing unconscionably disgusted, Jesse. Nobody's ever told you that your food is bad before. I mean, the way Adrian is describing it, it's the worst thing on the planet. Like nobody, nobody has even said anything remotely like this at all, Dude, Jesse. She has been so mean to you, even if your food is that bad, Like, I don't know why you're

still like even being nice to her at all. Well, I mean, if she's right and my cooking is that bad, I mean I can't. I can't falter for being upset about it. I mean, think, like, nobody nobody's told me this before. Listen, someone needed to tell you, and someone's told you. So you can move forward now, Slas you need a class. You said class. I thought you said slap. You're like you need to slap. I was like, you want to physically assault him? Adrian, No, no. I mean

maybe someone could, but no, take a class. You know, if you like to cook, you can get better. I'm sure you can. I just you can't. You can't cook for another woman like that, Like, you just can't. It's not right. What if I just had an off night, like I just wasn't up to snuff. Maybe you just didn't like that particular recipe. What if I what if we have a do over and I'll make you big ZD. No? No,

absolutely not no do overs. No. Like if you can't cook a castrole to warmth in the center, I like, that's basic cooking skills is common, sit, Adrian, you should be on one of those cooking shows as a judge. Perfect for it. I just no good food and I know what I like and it's important to me. Okay, Well, at this point I need to ask you, anyway, would you like to go on a second date with Jesse?

We will pay for it. The only way I would ever go out with Jesse again is if he took a cooking class and he completed it and I viewed the certificate with my own. Wow, Well why don't we take one together? Then you know firsthand that I've gotten better? No, I'm not taking the class with you because I don't need it. Frankly, you take the class, you show me the certificate. Maybe we can talk, maybe so I can call you after after I take this class. Jesse, come on, yes, fine, man?

Say no, yes, only after you take a cooking class. We'll see. Okay, I'll do it, I'll jes come on, man, like, really, you're gonna go take a whole class and everything and show her certificate just to get a second date. Well, she's made a lot of good points. I mean, nobody else has told me this. At least she's upfront and honest with me about it. Yeah, but she doesn't care about like the time, the energy, the effort you put

into the night. I mean, if I'm that bad then then yeah, I mean I guess she has a right to be upset. Thank you. At Least you're open to improvement, you know, like, if you want to be better, then that's something I can get on board. But will there you go? I think this is kind of a successful second date update sort of. It's so weird. I mean they always say that couples, Hey, you guys should make each other better. Doesn't matter if you do it by

just degrading the other person until they do it. And that's what Adrian just did for Jesse. Thanks for he time you guys, thanks for the help. And if you guys know of any good cooking class, me know, I'll have people texted in seven eight five nine two. Where can Jesse find a good cooking class? Text message in at seven eight five nine two and says I want to fight her, talking of course, about the girl from the second date update if you missed it, This dude,

Jesse wanted to call this girl named Adrian. He made her his famous chicken casserole as a date. She didn't call him back and didn't want to go out with him again because he kills in Ohida doesn't know how to cook and he's an idiot. He needs to learn how to cook for a woman, and she was just horribly rude to him. Other people texting in at seven

eight five to nine two say forget cooking classes. Jesse needs to find his manhood first, because at the end of it, he's like, Okay, I'll take cooking classes and learn to get better just for you, and then can we go out And she's like, maybe we can talk about it after you take a class and prove to me that you took a class. I feel like it's just proof that guys want what they can't have or anyone, I mean women too, right, Like, maybe that's the attraction,

that's all I could possibly think of. Or he just likes to be beat down, just loves it. Yeah, remember the second day, We'll be online shortly if you want to hear it again on moving nine five dot com