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Second Date Update PODCAST: Camping

Sep 02, 202017 min
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Kaylee went on a RISKY first date.... CAMPING.....And things got so frightening that her date sped off in his car before it ended!!

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good guys always taken, gay or dead. It's interesting that they're interested in those dead guys, but I always tell them, you know, hey, don't worry, because statistically speaking, a bunch of those taken guys are going to get divorced and then he'll be down and out and ready for a rebound. So just be patient. Oh yeah, well that's what one of our listeners, Kayley, did. She waited and caught a guy at his rock bottom post divorce, and now she's

emailing us for help. Man. Welcome, Kayley, Hi, guys, how are you? Yeah? You're like the cheetah getting the weekend gazelle at the back of the herd, aren't you. I've never really kind of thought about it like that, but yeah, you could kind of say that. Okay, you know, what's the name of the wounded gazelle that we're calling today. His name is Ian. Okay, and how do you know Ian? I met him through a friend of a friend. He was recently divorced, supposed to be a real quality guy,

so it sounded like a good idea. Why not have you ever dated a divorced guy before? No? I haven't, Yeah for sure? Yeah why not? If I'm not open today, who know, they'll be single forever? Yeah? So did you I mean, did you set the date up through friends or did you actually talk to Ian? Well, since we had the same friends in common, they gave each other, you know, our numbers, so we were able to start

texting one another. You know, okay, because then, you know, as we started talking through text we found that we had something like really big and common and that's camping. Sweet. Yeah, I love camping. I used to do it a lot with my family when I was younger. And this is the first time I've met a guy who was just into it as much as me. M. I mean, there's a lot of guys that say that they're into it,

but it's hard to find one that could actually follow through. Dude, it's hard to be into camping us dudes, like you have to know how to set up a tent and a fire. Well, like I'm scared of camp yeah, responsibility. Yeah, okay, I mean, did you guys actually think of going camping on your first day or you were just talking it about you are psychic, because that's exactly where we did for our first day. We were. Yeah, that's a huge commitment, like a whole weekend. Well it wasn't the whole weekend.

It was much an overnight trip. But it's not a big deal. Yeah, it is like if you go out there and you don't like the guy, you're stuck with him or it's the perfect way to get rid of him and no one will know what I mean. He's taken just as big of a risk as you are, so kind of even playing field, I think you're vulnerable. Well, I mean we did. I made it clear we're gonna sleep in separate sleeping back, but same tent. You're gonna do,

same tent, same same tent. So how did it go? Well, you know, just like we clear, we also took separate cars too, and we met at the camping site. So when we first got there, we did a hike around the area, which went well. I mean, handsome guy hiking do the woods and everything. That's a win for me already. You know, I've also turned on for you. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, okay. And then when we came back, we started setting up camp and he wasn't tried to make it a fire, and I was in charge of

like setting up the tent and everything. And then you know, I didn't notice it was a bit of band and there wasn't many people around us or anything, and it kind of started getting dark. And as we're like setting things up, we heard sounds in the woods and yeah, yeah, oh god, what'd you hear? No, this is why I don't go can hear? I mean, it sounded like a bear, but it could have been human. Oh my god. That's well,

it's it's okay. I mean they're in the wilderness, like literally ran to the corner of I mean, it really honestly sounded like a bear that was in the heat. That which makes it kind of funnier, but kind of set the mood for us. You know, he knew a date was going on, you know, so then you know my kind of personality, honestly, I'm the type of person. If I hear something, I want to see what it is. I don't, you know, even if it's a bear doing its thing. I just want to go find out for

myself and make sure that we're safe. I don't know if that's the smartest move. And then I just wanted to play with their cups, right, That's all I want to do. It's very brave, though, thank you. You know, you know. I took my slashlight and I wanted to go make, you know, take a look. And I was asked him if he wanted to come along, you know, so we could just like go make sure everything's all good, and he said no, he'd rather stay back with the fire up. Yeah, smart guy, jo, she lived, She's on

the phone. Guy, Still, why are you putting anyone in that scenario? Oh my god? So what was sure? Okay? You know, I don't know. I don't know if he was scared or something, but he stayed behind. So I went out there in the woods and I was looking around for like ten minutes, but I didn't see a thing. Just to let you all guys know, like I didn't see anything. Yeah, So so I came back to Ian and honestly, he was acting different, like what do you

mean by it? He didn't want to talk to me, and like a couple of minutes later he said, no, actually I want to go what he left? Seriously, he packed up everything, so I just followed along. I started packing up. We went to the cars, and he peeled off. What do you think he was just that scared of something that was probably just a raccoon? Or he could even have been embarrassed. I mean because we didn't really

think about it. I'm the one that went out to make sure we were safe, right, So that may have been like emasculating to him, but I mean, some one of them have to do it. We're not even sit there like docks and get eaten by a bear. You know. I checked him nothing. I asked some of our friends that we had in common, have they heard from him? They said they haven't. Here I am, I'm asking help from you guys. You have to help me. So that's

just too embarrassed. Like, but it's so frustrating because he obviously liked you enough to agree for an overnight camping trip. I mean, that's a big agreement. So he's also missing out because of this stupid like stigma that he has where he wasn't manly enough or something. If that is the case, right, is there a chance that is ex wife called Maybe it was a cougar and never know, but we're gonna find out. We'll play a song, we'll come back, and we'll call Ian for you and try

and get your second day at update. Okay, thank you guys. Hold on if you're just tuning in for the second date update. We're on the phone with Kaylee, who had a run in with a real life bear. O God. Normally you find them out in the clubs wearing chaps and drinking vodka tonics. Kaylee had an unusual experience because

she encountered one out in the woods. She was on a camping trip with her date named Ian, and she heard some weird noises coming from out in the brush and went out to explore, thinking it might be a bear, and found nothing instead. Though, when she came back to the camp site, her date Ian was acting a little bit strange and decided that he wanted to leave. Yeah, so that's how the date ended for them. And now Kaylee doesn't know what went wrong. Yeah, I have no

idea what hap then? I really hope I didn't make him feel bad. I don't know, you were trying to protect him, like, I get that. I know. Yeah, but it makes most men feel bad totally, which isn't your fault, Kaylee. I mean, if it comes back and he confesses that he actually hates camping, would you still want to date him? Yeah? I mean do you know all the single losers out there? Yeah? I mean, I mean she's already stooped to dating like a devour. Say, like, what's go I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Well,

here's what we're gonna do. Let's get Ian on the phone and figure out what happened. Okay, excellent, Thank you so much. All right, we'll Style's phone number. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Ian? Please? Oh? You got him? Hey? Ian, My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You have a moment to talk with us? What radio show man? It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh okay, Um, I don't know, but okay, yeah, cool.

You should listen sometimes. Yeah. I listened to a lot of radio shows, just not this one. Sorry, So you have taste. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. All right, Well, this radio show does something kind of dumb called a second date update, and that's what we're doing with you right now. Second date update. Yes, that's where if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can reach out to us and we'll call them for you

to try and figure out the reason why. Okay, So what's it all about. So a woman reached out to us because you went out with her recently. That woman's name is Kaylee. You remember Kaylee? Okay, So she had She told us about your date and she said, you guys were having a really good time and then it ended kind of weird and she doesn't know what happened she reach you guys. Yeah, man, you gotta understand why she'd be confused. I mean she told us that you

agreed to go camping with her. I mean that's a big commitment to do on a first date, and then you left before like nightfall even really hit. Yea, So she told you I left? Okay, what else did she tell you? There was a bear? Well, she said she heard a noise out in the woods and she went to go explore to see what it was, and then when she was a yeah, okay, yeah, and then when she came back, she said, you were acting a little bit different and you wanted to leave immediately. Hey, and

it's okay, man, if you were scared, that's fine. I mean, jose was literally is terrified of everything, and and it's all right. I'm still I don't know who who is, but you know, I'm just saying you're in good company if it was just too much for you to hear something that you thought was a large animal to bro. I don't know what she said about this stuff. I don't know if she's got the right idea here. I don't, Well, can you help us get the right idea because she

has no clue what went wrong? And she really likes you, she said that. Yeah, she thinks you're super cool. You can tell us anything and we won't judge you too harsh. You guys are cool. Man. I just startless. So here's the deal. I was going to call her back, Okay, I just I needed more time, Okay, a bit more time for what like, since you're divorced. Okay, Wow, she did tell you a lot about me, Yeah, but listen, there's nothing to do with the fact that I'm divorced.

Do you have to trust me on that. I was going to call her back, so like, here's the deal, Okay, Um, she heard this noise and she grabbed the flashlight and she says she's going to explore, and I didn't want to, so I'm waiting for her to get back. I don't know where she is. It's like fifteen to twenty minutes. So I'm standing up, I'm looking out into the darkness, and I slip into the fire and I badly burned my arm. Oh my god, Terble, why wouldn't you just

tell her that? God? Are you okay? Well, I'm fine now. But she came back eventually, and I'm doing everything I can in my power to pretend like it's not hurting. I think I was a little embarrassed, so I just kept quiet. But I'm in so much pain, and I know I needed medical attention, right, but I didn't want to make a big deal out of so weird. Men are so freaking weird, dude, What do you think she would have said, like, you burnt your arm, your big baby?

Really say she loved camping so much and I didn't want to pretend like I'm a novice at it. I like it, but I'm not done it a lot. And you know, it's our first date. We're going to spend a night together. Who knows what was going to happen. And she could have helped you. She could have gotten some ice for you. I understand, dude, that's I to get it. Bro Where would she get the ice? I assume he brought a cruiser and you're camping. Where else are you going to keep your your food? Maybe she

brought the ice. I didn't know we had any ice. Okay, so that's why you left, because you would burn your arm. Well, yeah, I needed medical attention. I needed to drive to the hospital. I looked at my keeps on my phone. There was a hospital four miles away, and I got in and look, I literally had melted plastic from my jacket burnt into my skin. Oh why did you wait to call her? Just tell her these things? Well, it took two or three weeks for it to heal, and like, I just

needed more time. And I felt like awkward and embarrassed, being that I was recently divorced, not dating for years, lying about the camping thing. You're worried that she's going to think that you're less less of a man because the fire burns you. You know what, I couldn't have said it better myself, right, Real men don't get immune, right, you know what? I understand that you're immune. I mean you're immune to logic is what it sounds like to me to fires. Well, I hope I'm not stepping out

of line here and hurting your feelings anymore. But I do have something I need to tell you, ian O good. I need to tell you that Kayley's actually been on the other line listening and she heard everything that she said. No way, Yeah, I don't want not to make you feel like any less of a man, but she knows it all. Now this just it's like the feeling of a fire in my arm, but now it's in my chest. Yeah, it's fine. Kisses, booboo. Come on, I'm super embarrassed. I'm

so confused. Why didn't you just say something? I totally I mean, I feel bad, but I can't help it to laugh a little, like I don't know. I'm new. I'm a novice camper and I'm a novice dater. Oh my who we talk to you, and I was really I just it's if I can apologize, you get will I'm sorry. You could definitely apologize. I just don't. You should have said something. Oh god, seriously, you're like leaving this woman thinking that she did something horrible or you hater.

I was over here thinking the whole time that like, maybe I made you feel bad because I was the one that went out there to find out what the scary sound was, you know, and the fact that you didn't come, you know, help figure it out. You know, I thought maybe I made you feel bad somehow. No, not at all. In fact, I thought you were a superhero. I'm looking you know. I was just like I was into you, and I was empowering to watch the woman go out and like defend us from the big bear

that I saw. Oh I got you really cute to see it. It's a cute. And I mean you should have just said, hey, I burned myself, let's go to the doctor. I would have went with you to urgent care. Yeah, And if you had told her, Kaylee probably would have defended you and just punched that fire right in the face, defended your honor. Touch my man, Oh my god. This is the cutest story ever. Yeah, I mean, Ian, would you be up for going out on another date with

Kaylee because we'll pay for it. One, I mean after your burns, heel, but we'd liked you guys to hook up again. I'm super excited, and I promise I'll bring a blanket to make sure to cover the burns. No, maybe maybe a fireproof suit. Yeah, or let's just knock go camping. Yeah, let's stick to the city for you. That's fine, that's fine, honey. This sounds awesome, sounds great. Yeah, thank you guys so much. This is great. Oh I'm so excited. Me too. I'm so excited. I just pitched

a tent. Well, oh my god, camping, camping, guys, you're disgusted. Five

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