Second Date Update PODCAST: Brogrammers

all the girls are just focused on him. Hello. My name is Raoul, and I played the guitar for fun in front of my friends to impress them with my musical skills. And it looks like we're talking to that guy today, the guy that knows how to play guitar and steals all the ladies from other dudes with no talent. His name is Brenton, and Brenton is not getting a call back from a girl named Megan. Hello, Brenton, how are you? I have had some better days let me

tell you that. Yeah, it looks like the guitar thing didn't work for you this time. Did it, buddy, Well it did in the beginning because it got me a date with this girl, but it's not seeming to work from that point on. So your email said that you met this girl where you're actually playing a show, like it wasn't like you were just hanging out. Yeah, it was my gig. I was playing for a show and she was there having a drink at the bar and that's where we met. Is she the one that approached

you or did you approach her? Well, I had finished playing and when I went up to the bar, she came up to me and she told me that I did a really great job, and she kept locking eyes with me, and I figured, you know, she had to be interested. So yeah, so you knew that insider head this was playing, I must take Brenton home with me. So she seeked you out. And did you guys go out that night or did you schedule a date? We actually scheduled date after the show that night and we

ended up meeting up for lunch. Okay, and how did lunch go with her? Well, it started off all right, Um, did you bring your guitar to lunch? No? I didn't. I did not bring my guitar to lunch. That's probably why she's not calling you back. Can I just ask her quick? Was it your idea for lunch or hers? I had suggested we went out for a drink again after my next gig, but she insisted that we met for lunch because she had to go to work later that night. Yeah. I always think lunch is already kind

of a red flag, like she's not that interesting. It was. It was weird because we were at lunch and she acted like she was no longer interrupted in me. I don't know if it was because there you know what, there wasn't dark lighting. I don't know if it was because because she wasn't drinking. So yeah, maybe she was drunk and it was in the darkness. She's like, Oh, that guitar guys really hot. And then you showed up, she's like, oh, that's you're the guitar guy. It actually

should be like, oh that's the guitar guy. I mean, yeah, that's the reality. Sometimes maybe you're right. Maybe she met you that night and she had had a little bit to drink and you were not who she thought she had asked out. Well, I mean, if anything, she may have been lying to me then because we really did hit it off at the bar the first night. How did everything end with her? Well? I paid, hoping that would kind of put a little bit of icing on it. But did you pay with your card or did you

pay with a song guitar man? Yeah, I'd pay with cash. Osh, So, with as hot and heavy as this date sounds, I'm guessing you did not get a kiss at the end of it. No, but this is the thing. We actually set up another date after the lunch date. Oh really, how did that work? I told her that I was going to be playing at this next gig because I played these small thingues all around the city, and she was totally down and said she'd be there. I told at the time, and she said that she'd bring a

friend and she'd show up. And so she didn't show up. No, no, show didn't pick up after when I called. She just basically fell off the face of the earth. So you haven't heard anything from her since you guys went out to lunch. No. I mean, I hate to say this, but for all I know, I mean, she could be dead. I don't I don't know. I No, You're right. In my experience, anytime a girl hasn't called me back. It's because she's died and I feel like you and I

are kind of kindred spirits like that, you know. Yeah, yeah, I mean you probably have the bongos at the party. I'm the woman the guitar. Yeah, Jobil is totally the bongo guy. Definitely, women love it. All right, well we'll play a song, comeback, call her and get your second date update. Okay, thanks man, all right, man, hang on brooking Jubil in the morning. Second update. We're in the middle of a second date update. And if you're just joining us, Brinton is on the phone, and Breton is

a guitar player. That's how he met the girl that he wants to call today. He met her had one of his shows. They hit it off, they met for lunch, and ever since lunch, she has not contacted him at all, even though he's tried. And Brenton just got done telling us that he and his guitar have bagged over a thousand women and now he's just trying to track her down because she's the one that got away. Isn't that right, Brot, I never said that, Yes, you did said I have

bagged a thousand women. Jewel and then you strummed your guitar. I heard you. I am a one woman kind of guy. I don't know. I bet you. I bet you could back a thousand women if you wanted to, because you play guitar. Well, I'm not doubting it, but I'm all right. You're adorably dorky and I really like it. We're about to call what's her name? Her name's Megan? Right, yes, Megan? All right, We're about to call Megan right now. Any last thoughts before I doll her phone. Um, let's pray

that she's kind to me. Right here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Megan? Please speaking? Hi Megan. This is Jewel from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. How are you? You're from? Where? Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. The radio show? What radio show? That's that's the name of it. It's called Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Um, okay, you're obviously a big time listener and I appreciate that. Let me thank you in advance. Um, what do you want?

I'm calling you because one of our listeners emailed us about you and he asked me to get a hold of you. Okay, this is weird. It's a guy that you went out on a date with and he's been trying to get a hold of you for a second date, but you're not calling him back. His name is Brenton. Do you remember meeting Britton? Oh jeezus, yes, all right, so it sounds like you don't really like Britain very much. No, okay, I was blunted. I'll just tell you what he told us.

He said that you guys met at a gig where he was playing guitar. You seemed really into him, and then you're not to lunch, and during lunch you got cold and seemed upset with him, and then just haven't called him back, haven't made any effort for another date or anything. Well, you know, I was really excited to go out with this guy. He seemed like such a cool musician, and then I show up to the lunch date and it's like, what the what do you mean? He was still the same guy? Right? Yeah, No, he

was not the same guy. Oh all right, here's one of the things that he told us. He thinks it might be he thought that maybe that night when you met him, when he was playing guitar in the dark, he looked hot and then you saw him in broad daylight and you were like, oh my god, he's ugly. Is that what happened? Well, I mean, like he's a good looking guy like his you know, he looks fine, but just the way he was dressed, he's bad. He's a bad dresser. I mean he comes in and he's

wearing flax and a buttonup shirt. Well, it's during the day and he probably has a job. Isn't that a good thing? He's supposed to be this hot musician though, So it was his clothes. I mean, I'm trying to figure out, you know, what it is. And within five minutes of talking to him, I realized he's a programmer. What a programmer? What is a programmer? Oh? Come on, you know what a programmer is? I actually, what is that? You know, these middle aged white guy tech nerds that

are just taking over the city. Okay, So you're saying that he's like a tech dude by day and then he plays his guitar as a hobby and that that's unattractive to you. Exactly, He's not a true artist. He's working for the man, doing his tech program stuff and pushing all the artists out. So you want him to have no money and be living in like a studio apartment with four other people right now. Not necessarily, but he should be trying to work for it and trying

to be an artist. If he's an artist, he shouldn't be working a day job. So you don't think he should perpetrate at night and try to play guitar and act like an artist when he actually is part of the corporate world. This guy is exactly what we don't need in the city. He is such a fake. They're taking over this city and ruining it. Why are you so passionate about this? What do you do for a living? I'm just curious. I'm an artist. What's your medium? What

do you do? I create visual art and sculpture, and that's all you do? Yes, okay, I am in the struggle. I'm working at it. Not that you would understand, and that I guess not. I'm sorry, you know what. I kind of agree with you, though, in a weird sort of way. Yeah, these dudes bug me. They've always bugged me. The tech guys that are in their garage making craft beers and then trying to play guitar at night for

a hobby. I kind of understand what you're getting that, Megan, and maybe not as passionate as you are about it, but I guess I sort of understand what you mean. The city is just overrun. Traffic is worse. They're moving into the city. Rents are going up because they all want to come lived in a cool downtown lock. You know, my friends are getting picked out. It's just they're ruining the city. They're all over the place, these stupid programmers.

I can't even ride my bike down to the store because these are taking up the whole road with their fancy cars. They're all in the play. Okay, so that's pretty harsh. Thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate that. Well. I don't know what else I can tell you. This guy's a douche. No, Hey, that's all you needed to tell us. That's all we were calling to find out, is why you weren't getting back to him. I should also let you know that Britton is actually

listening to this conversation. What the I can't believe you're judging me because I make a living so I can do my art. You're not an artist, Brinton, You're a hobbyist. It's so unattractive. This is absurd, Nigan. Don't you think you're being like a little closed minded? No, I'm not close minded. It's these programmers who thinks that they can just run the world and swish all of the artists out and think that they can just dabble in it at night. But wasn't he a pretty good guitarist? I

mean he was. Okay, you liked him, you liked him when you first met him. I feel tricked. I feel like you tricked me. I tricked you. I got catfish by a programmar Here, Megan, I do have to ask you, and I think I know your answer, but I have to ask the question anyway. Would you like to go on a second date with Britain? We will pay for it. Oh no, I'll send you guys to a farmer's market where everything's fair trade. Brandon probably doesn't even know what it is. You want me to try harder to get

you another date. I can keep going. That's fine, Megan. You don't have to take another date with me because I can get wherever I want with my gasar, who not an artist like me. You're never gonna get this. Why didn't you just go do one of your other programmar friends Brenton. Well, when you're a true artist, there isn't no sexual preference. You just take what is given. Wherever the wind blows you. You go right, Megan, I'm done.

You know, Brenton. Will enjoy your life in your cookie cutter house with your wife and your two point five kids and your cocker spaniel. While you're living your both existence, I will be creating. I think she hung up, Brittain, she hung up whoa good I'm surprised she even had a cell phone broken Jewil in the Morning text message and at seven eight five to nine two that says that girl Megan sounds like an art school reject, just an angry little art school reject. It's broken Jewil in

the Morning. In case you missed the second date update, this guy Britton wanted us to call this girl Megan for a second date update. She wasn't calling him back. After they met. She met him, he was playing guitar and she was like, oh, this guy's awesome. They exchanged numbers, they met up for lunch, and when they met for lunch,

she suddenly was like really cold to him. We finally got her on the phone and finds out that she didn't like him because he showed up to lunch and he wasn't a starving artist and he has a day job as like a programmer or something. Yuck. He's the man, he's part of establishment. He's not a real artist who's struggling living in a van and can barely pay for food. How dare he? You know? I could almost understand her frustration with, you know, getting someone that wasn't who she

thought it was going to be. Right, she felt a little misconceived or whatever. Yeah, thank you, but her anger, like this is so angry. You can't hear anything she says because she's just so angry. Yeah, she's just really really mad at anybody who's not a true artist. They should be kicked out of this country. As a matter of fact, they should all be burned with their computers. I let her art is very deep, very deep. I struggle because I choose to struggle. They offered me a

million dollars, I wouldn't take it. Yeah, if somebody gave me a million dollars for a painting of mine, I would shun them and turn it away and never make any money. You know why, because I'm a real artist. D D to re find out that she has a big trust fund from mommy and daddy. You know, she's actually sitting on like one hundred million dollars so she can afford to just do her art. Remember, if you want a second day update, all you have to do is email the show a Brook and Jewil at monto

five dot com. We will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving ninety two point five