Second Date Update PODCAST: Bowling Tricks

apparently his first date ended in the ear. What's up, Stephen? Hey, how's it going? So? Were you the one that ended up having to go to the ear or was it your date? It was me? Okay, you that with a little bit of joy at your voice, and I like that about you, Stephen. I think it was a little funny. Okay, that's good. What happened? So I met this girl. Her name is Aaron, and okay, so I did good for state for us to be to go bowling. Also still

doesn't sound very dangerous to me. Yeah, exactly right. So I figure I'm fairly decent, pretty good at bowling, and you know, there's a lot of people there and I could maybe show off to her a little bit, because most girls can't resist a good bowler. Oh yeah, usually on our list of must have. Oh yeah, Jeby when it comes to sex appeal, bowling his way up there. Yeah, your email just said that you ended up in the

emergency room. And I'm already loving this story that you were trying to show off at bowling and somehow that ended up in the hospital. That's amazing. Yeah, it's true. And she showed up and she looked amazing. You know, should really beautiful hair and should smile. She totally lit up, and she wore a Jeane shorts too. Okay, sexy, that's kind of everybody's vision of beauty, hair, a smile, and Jeane shorts. You scored, I did. Yeah, So what happened?

I mean, you guys obviously hit it off. Yeah, pretty immediately. We got on the lane and you know, we're having a good time. And I have this like patented, like bowling trick technique that I have where I can like bowl while holding a beer and okay, I am impressed.

I thought I was going to laugh at you, but yeah, all right, and I'm about to show her the technique and holding the ball and I'm holding the beer and you know, just about winding up and going back with the ball and getting ready with my fancy footwork to go forward. Is she laughing at this point or is she actually impressed right now? I'm not really watching her at that point. I'm actually focusing on me and my craft.

At this point. I really want to see this because it just sounds like you're flailing around the bowling alley. It's a lot more elegant than you would imagine. Oh elegance anyway, So I'm like winding up, I'm getting ready to go, and somehow, for the first time ever, I lost my balance and I kind of fell backwards over the you know that like machine that's like separates the two lanes with the ball, like the ball return. Oh yeah,

I fell backwards over that. The ball went one way and I went the other, and the glass bottle in my hand shattered actually in my hand and cut my hand pretty bad. That's how you hurt yourself, Oh sir, How bad was it? It was pretty bad? But I figure I could like handle it, and just got some paper towels and just to kind of stop the bleeding.

But the bleeding didn't stop actually, so oh my god. Wait, so while you're trying to control this is bleeding, are you still having conversation with her or no. I was playing it cool because I didn't want to like show, you know, give any signs that I was being a whimper anything like that. So I'm good, I'm good. I'm feeling a little faint because I've lost quite a bit of blood, but I can tuck this out because I want to finish this date a man of my word. Seriously,

what was her response to all of this? She just really wanted to call an ambulance and like and helped me out. But I was not wanting that, you know, because I didn't want to come off as weak or anything at all. But it just starts to feel faint and out of nowhere. I guess the front desk hat called and there's a couple of EMPs that walked up to me and they asked me to come outside with them because I guess the cut looked really deep to

them and they said it needed medical attentions. And the next thing I know, I'm in a gurney in an ambulance on the way to the hospital. Like, wow, was that bad. Yeah, an ambulance for a cut on your hand. It was really deep and I guess I'd lost a lot of blood, so they wanted to take me just as a precaution. So is that the end of your date? Is that how your date ended? Is you getting wheeled off on a gurnee? No, she actually ended up coming with me and she sat in the ambulance with me

and it. Yeah, it was really amazing of her to do that, and that's kind of a bonding moment. I guess. Yeah. I tried to hold her hand, but I guess yeah, bad idea. Most women don't like holding bloody hands. It's a lesson that I've learned too the hard way. So

how did it finally end? Then? So basically we get to the hospital and I get rolled in, they start stitching up my hand, and before I know what, I kind of like looked down the hallway to see if she's there, and I guess she had left at that point, sou And I've called her since then, you know, left her messages and texted her and I haven't heard from her at all, so she's kind of really responding. Yeah

that's weird. Yeah, yeah, it's super weird because I mean, she cared enough to come with me on the ambulance and now she's sort of just disappeared, so I don't know what's going on. Well, okay, well we'll try to figure it out. We'll play a song, come back, and then see if we can get your second date update. Okay, thank you. I really appreciate it, all right, hang on brooking, Jubil in the morning update. Hi, this is Jebil Flag.

You might know me from such exciting radio segments as the phone tap over the second Date update, and I'm here today to talk about something that has not discussed enough in our society, and that's safety while bowling. Remember always bowl protected, And unfortunately the guy in today's second date update did not protect himself enough while bowling, and he actually cut his hand and had to go to the emergency room in the middle of his first date.

His name is Stephen, and we're about to call his date, her name's Aaron, and find out why she left him. She actually wrote with him in the ambulance to the emergency room. He went in there to get stitched up and stuff, and when he came out, she was gone. And he hasn't heard from her since so what would make her leave a man on his deathbed? We'll find out in just a second. Stephen, are you ready to give her a call? I am? I just really want

to know why she left without saying anything. I mean, she didn't want to date me, that's fine, but at least like me check in or see how I'm doing or anything like that. You know. Okay, you guys, it's a couple of stitches in your hand. You guys are all acting like that this is some horrible accident where you couldn't have walked away from it. Well, I mean the EMT said that I lost a lot of blood and you know Sidon wasn't doing that well, so you know, yeah,

bigger than it was. Wow. Okay, well that you pulled through, Stephen, I really am. I'm gonna dollar phone of her right now. You're ready? Yeah? Okay? Hello? Hi? Can I speak to Aaron? Please? This is Aaron. Hey, Aaron Howard you. This is Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Hi. Do I know you? I hope so, but maybe not. Brook and Jewel in the Morning is a radio show. My name is jew Bil. Brooke is also here, and Jose is over there. So there's three of us on the phone

right now. So why are you calling me? I'm calling because we actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. Why would somebody email you about me? Well, because we do a segment on our show, it's called the Second Date Update, and you recently went out with a dude named Stephen. Oh, Steven emailed you. Yes, Steven emailed us. And I'm sure you remember going on his date because it ended with him in the emergency room. Yeah, I remember, but I'm surprised that he even remembers me.

What of course he remembers you. You made a big impression on him. Yeah, I doubt it. Would you doubt that you made an impression on him. I mean, I don't know how many days this guy could go on and then cut his hand while bowling and then have to go to the emergency room and have his date come along with him. I'm sure he probably remembered that. Well, did you guys talk to him about it? Yeah? We did.

We had actually a conversation about your date. He said that he really liked you, He thought you were beautiful and fun and all that kind of stuff, And then he admitted that he was kind of messing around while bowling and then cut his hand and he went to the emergency room. When he came out from being setched up, you were gone and you haven't talked to him. Okay, Well he might have conveniently left out a couple of

details for you. Really, I mean, from his description, he was all about you, like he was impressed that you went with him in the ambulance, and he was shocked that you weren't there at the end because he really wanted to I guess, thank you or make another date. Wow, he's really fun a tale for you, hasn't he? What

would you mind sharing the details that he missed? I mean, it mostly was true, except that there was one really big issue that he left out, which is that I was waiting for him outside the room in the yard and I walked over to see how it was going, and I looked in the door and he was flirting with the nurse. He was flirting with the nurse. Is

that what you said? Yeah? I mean I don't really think it's that funny because I'm on a date with this guy and he's just flirting behind my back while I sit out in the waiting room waiting for him to be healed. Okay, wait, hold on. How was he flirting though? What was he doing? I saw him like smile at the nurse when she was taking his heart rate on his Like she touched his arm and he like got all gooey and smiled at her. So he smiled. That could have just been him being polite. I know

what I saw. I saw what I saw, and he was flirting with her, and I saw him check her out when she turned around, and I it was really embarrassing because like I O in the ambulance with him, and then he's flirting with somebody else while I'm not there. Can we hold on though, because I'm going to tell you so far what you've described sounds pretty innocent. Well, you weren't there. And I saw him flexing when the nurse changed his bandages, So flexing like showing off his muscles, like, hey,

lady nurse, look at my big man muscles. You don't think maybe he could have been like wincing in pain or something. Why do you keep making excuses for him? He was obviously flirting. I saw it. It just sounds like you're jumping to a lot of conclusions. I guess because the guy who called up. I don't know why you can't understand me. This is what I'm saying. You're taking his side. I saw him whisper in her ear, and who whispers in nurse's ears? That's weird. Will I

will back you on that. Yeah, it's not much whispering that goes on. Okay, you were there. I'm not just disregarding what you have to say. You were there, you saw it. You say that he was flirting with the nurse, but you know who else was also Enlighten me? Stephen was also there, and he's actually on the other line and wants to talk to you, So I'd love to hear your side of the story. Wait what Yeah, Stephen is on the other line and wants to talk to you. Stephen,

are you still there? Yeah? I'm still here. Seriously, Aaron, Yes, seriously, you're flirting with somebody while I'm on a date with you when I rode in the ambulance. How awful of a person are you? I don't think you understand what actually happened. I mean, she was being really nice, so I was smiling back and regarding the flexing, I wasn't actually flexing at all, Like, that's totally crazy on your end.

So well, then explain the whispering in the nurse's ear thing, because that's weird and I don't know why you would need to be doing that, like asking for extra jello or something like that. I think you're being super off based. I wasn't whispering into anyone's ear Like, are you paranoid on all of these days? Oh my god, you come on this show and you turn everybody on your side and then make me look like I'm a crazy person. When I was there and I saw the type of

person that you are. Clearly these suspicions are cunning from somewhere and you should probably keep it in your pants when you're on a date with somebody who keep it in your pants next time a nurse is trying to stitch you up. This is ridiculous. She was helping me out, so I can't even be nice to her and smile at her. I mean, it's completely crazy what you're saying. I know what I saw. You checked out her, but

when she walked away, don't lie to me. Admit that you did it fine one time, but it's not that big of it. I mean, come on ered Cob a little slack if you had a hotmail nurse. You're telling me that you wouldn't check out his rear end when he walked away. Not when I'm on a day with somebody else. That's disrespectful and I would never be like that. Okay, so you have more self control than most people. He obviously liked you a lot. Why are you being so insecure?

I am not being insecure. If you had been there, you would have seen the way that he was looking at her. I'm surprised he didn't deep the doctor in front of me. That would have been amazing to see. I don't know what to say anymore. She's jumping to conclusions and she's being way out about. Okay, well, you're clearly a snake in the grass and I see you coming, so don't even ever interact with me again in the grass? Good,

good one? All right? Well, if that's not good about, how about you're a dirty, filthy dog and I would never even bring you in off the street. Wore abandoned straight dog, Stephen, Oh, a snake in the grass or a dirty dog? That really hurts. I know it did, especially because that's a compliment compared to like what you really are? Whoa hey, before this gets just two out of control, Aaron, would you like to go on a second date with Stephen? We will pay for it? Oh

not if I was the last nurse on earth. I think great. No thank you on my end either, because you're just absolutely crazy. I am not crazy, and if you ever call me that again, I will hunt you down. Oh well, second date is officially over. Stephen, go find a hiding place and take care of Texted at seven eight five nine two says you might want to save that second date update in case it's needed in court

for a murder case. Broken jewel in the morning, talking about today's second date update if you missed it, Aaron or Stephen wanted to call Aaron. They went out on a date and he has like some patented bowling trick. He was trying to explain it to us. It still didn't really make a whole lot of sense. But it involved him like flailing his arms around to be able to throw a bowling ball and hold a beer at the same time. And he was doing it to impress her.

And he fell down and tripped over that little like ball return thing and cut his hand and then the bowling Alley called EMTs to come check on his hand because they thought that he was losing a lot of blood and stuff like that, and so he had to go to the hospital. She actually rode with him in the ambulance to go to the emergency room and then was gone when he was done getting his stitches, and he didn't know what happened. We got her on the phone and she accused him of flirting with the nurse

that was helping him. Oh no, and that's why she didn't want to talk to him. It seemed a little extreme that she would just up and leave because he smiled at a nurse. But she did say that there was whispered in the nurse's ear, which he denied. I mean, yeah, I mean still, she's just the most jealous person ever, Like, come on, how dare you let that nurse touch you? Right? She had to put stitches and like clean up my wound? Yeah, but I saw the way you were looking at her

when she was cleaning that wound. You want her to be cleaning something else. I don't. I was trying to come up with a defense for her, But she does sound like a nut job. Yeah, yeah, And then her defense, I'm not crazy. If you say that again, I'll come find you like what, Okay, I'm not crazy, and the little guy that lives in my eyebrow will confirm that.

Just ask him. I'm not insane. So Stephen said he was good and didn't want to go out with her again, but she was fine with that because Stephen is a dirty snake in the grass. That was another good part from the second date update. She was trying to throw insults at him and they were just missus. Yeah. They sounded like something like a sixty five year old retired

woman would say, Yeah, look at you, You're a crummagin. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back, whom in ninety two Boy five