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Second Date Update PODCAST: Bowling for Boobs

May 26, 201616 min
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In today's Second Date Update... it takes a us a WHILE to get the guy to admit why he's not calling Rebecca back after their date. And when it finally comes out, no one in the room can believe, that ANY man would ever say something like that. Listen in the Podcast.

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Five rooking jew bowls. The second date up Date. The girl on the phone for the second Date up Date today is wondering why she's not getting a call back after she was whined and dying. Apparently the guy that's not calling her back took her out for a beautiful evening in very elite company, four star cuisine, nice and an eclectic selection of beverages such as Cores Light and probably some more Cores Light. Rebecca is on the phone, and Rebecca, I went bowling with the guy that she

wants to call today. Find out for a lovely evening of bowling. Hey, Rebecca, how is it living the high class lifestyle that you live? Yeah? Well, I was wondering about the date beforehand, but it turned out not to be that bad. Actually, ain't. So tell us a little bit about the guy that you want to call today. Where'd you meet him? Well? We met online? Was it a dating website that you guys met all the dating website?

And he's actually was super funny, you know, and witty and his emails and then we talked on the phone and he seemed really cool and funny. What's his name? His name's Will Will. Yeah, surprise, he doesn't go by Willie places like the bowling alley on a first date. That's a fun date. Were you excited about a bowling alley? No? No, I don't know. It seemed kind of low rent, you know, like, but you know, I've been taken out to a sushi dinner and had a horrible date, so it's not you know,

I'm aware that that it could be a great thing. Yeah. It all kind of depends on the company that you're with, you know what I mean. Yeah, So did you have fun while you were bowling? Is it turnout like I got there and he looked like his picture online always cool, Yeah, which was on the leavable actually, and he's you know, kind of hot, so that was great. And then we had like a couple of drinks. Course, I don't know how you knew that, just a good guess. I've been

in a bowling alley or two in my day. Were you guys clicking? I thought, so, I mean, you know, it's not that like awkward for state thing. A little bit like, oh my god, Now this person that I knew on the internet is a real person in front of me, So it was a little bit awkward, But then we had drinks and it was less awkward. How did you do it bowling? Well, I'm I don't bowl

so terribly. Did you actually bowl at least? Yeah? We bowled and him he's like really good at bowling, which was kind of hot just to see that, like he had perfect form. You know, I've never heard anyone would say it was kind of hot to see someone with perfect form bowling due those professional bowlers get so many groupies crazy like someone doing something well, you know, that's that's cool, incapable. Was there any awkward moments that really

stuck out to you? Um? Well, I mean, looking back at it now, I guess I could have come across as a little high maintenance, high maintenance in a bowling alley, So like, was your glass dirty and you asked to have it cleaned? No, thank god for that because that would have been gross. But no, I you know the shoes, yeah, you rent at the bowling alley, Well, like a million people have been in those shoes with like fungus and everything out. So I brought kind of shoes with me

and I didn't want to use those shoes. Did you make a huge deal out of it? Because I wouldn't think that would be a deal breaker, unless, like you threw a fit over using the show. I didn't. I mean, I just said, hey, I brought my own shoes, I'm not going to use the bowling shoes. And then of course they try to make you do it. You know, yeah, did they force you to wear the bowling shoes since

you do, but they tried, yeah, sometimes they tried. Yeah, And so you argued with them to use your own shoes, and do you think the guy's probably like, oh man, maybe, yeah. I mean it didn't like the sweetest way possible, but you know, I mean obviously like there's a little bit of a scene involved if you're dealing. At least you didn't like throw the shoes down the bowling aisle like I'm not wearing these well, and then and then, you know,

then so many people put their fingers in those bowling balls. Oh, bowling balls are disgusting. I'll agree with you on that, you guys, it's not that big of a deal. No one has ever died from bowling balls. I put my hand in a bowling ball once and there was a band aid in there. It was disgusting. So I feel you on that one. Yes, You're right, somebody's band aid they're gross. I mean, were you complaining about it or something?

Complain at all? I just every time I did it afterwards, I have like a little bit of one of those um hand purifiers bray things. Okay, So I guess, yeah, you could have seemed a bit high maintenance if you wouldn't put on the shoes and then every time you bowled you took out and sanitize your hands. Either that are just a weird germophobe, you know. Yeah, I think I'm not a major major, but like in a place

like that, I just I really do think through the fact. Yeah, because there's a huge amount of bacterian fungus like everywhere, so he either gets OCD or it gets high maintenance. Yeah, he didn't make any comments about the place smelling poor or kind of didn't smell a little bit bad, but I said nothing. Okay, good, I'm glad you kept that to yourself. How did everything in with you? Guys? But we hugged and then you sanitize your body right after him,

I didn't want to, which is a good sign. And he walked me in my car and then I sent him a text A few hours later, saying I had a great time. Love to do it again. Did he write you back? No? Yeah, so that's it. That's all you heard from him. Well, then I tried again the next day. I went online on the dating website and I instant messaged him and he didn't respond. Yeah, he was online. So he hasn't talked to you since you guys went bowling. Now it's been four or five days.

But I just don't know if it's like South, you know. Okay, well, let's find out. We're gonna play a song. Come back, call him to get your second day update. Okay, looking jubil in the mornings if you're just joining us for the second day update. Rebecca is on the phone. She's not getting a call back from a guy named Will, and she thinks it's because she wasn't willing to get

dirty on her first dates. She refused to get dirty, wouldn't put her fingers in places where he wanted them to go, or put her feet in certain things that he was asking her to put her feet into. And that could turn any guy off if you're not willing

to get down and dirty. In the bowling alley, they went bowling, and she thinks that he's not calling her back because he might have thought she was high maintenance because she didn't want to wear the shoes that they have at the bowling alley because they're dirty, and she didn't want to put her fingers in the bowling ball, and she would like sanaa her hand after every single time that she bowled. So she's thinking that the guy was like, Okay, you're hard to deal with, and that's

why she's not getting to call back. We're about to call him right now and find out if that is the reason. Are you ready to Rebecca? I am. Yeah. I don't know this, but I'm ready, Rebecca. I haven't asked you, honestly, aren't you high maintenance? Though? I mean I don't think so. I'm pretty laid back, but that's like the one thing. But I take care of it myself generally, you know, Like I have the hand sanitizer and I don't make a big deal about it. Yeah.

I guess if you were to be to me like, hey, we have to go get hand sanitizer before we bowl, that would be more high maintenance than if you just had it and we're doing it. That wouldn't bother me. Yeah, I just have it. I just have it with me, you know, in my purse. So all right, we'll call him right now and see what he has to say. You're ready? Yeah, Hello, Hey again, I speak to Will. Please. Yeah, this is the Will. Hey Will? How are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning morning

radio program sounds like he's a number one fan. Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't know what. I don't know what that is. Okay, Well, it's a morning radio show and I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you and asked us if we could get you on the phone. Someone emailed you about me. Yeah. Her name is Rebecca and you recently went on a

date with her to a bowling alley. Ooh. We got an email from Rebecca telling us a little bit about your date and then also telling us that you haven't called her back or answered any of her text messages. So she wanted us to see if we could get you on the phone and ask why, Okay, do you mind taking a second just to give us a little bit of information on your date and tell us why. I don't know if I want to do that. That's I don't know. She just wants to know why you

won't call her back. She thought that it might be because she's high maintenance. Yeah, she said she didn't want to use the bowling shoes. She'd sanitize her hand after every time she bowled, And so she thought maybe you weren't calling her back because you thought she was just like high maintenance and hard to deal with. No, nothing like that, she was. I don't want to. I don't

feel I feel bad talking about it on a radio show. Yeah, but if it's something Look, if it's something about you that you don't want out there, that's fine, I'll let you go, Okay, If it's something about her, think about this. She's the one that asked us to call. And we always tell everybody you're prepared to hear whatever the answer is. So she's willing to hear whatever you have to say. She just wants to know why you're not getting back to her. So really, like it's totally just I can

say I could say anything. Yeah, she's really she's really nice, and like she's very pretty. So she's pretty and nice and you had a fun time. Yeah, I don't understand why you're not calling her back. Completely. Yeah, all right. I mean, how am I supposed to go back to her and tell her, hey, he's not calling you back because you're pretty nice and he had a good time. Okay, okay, Uh well, I'm not sure how to say this delicately. I guess her her boobs, we're just weird. Explain weird.

What do you mean weird? I don't know. It was uh, you know, you know that's saying more than a mouthful is a waste of space. Yes, yes, that's kind of how I feel about her boobs. Yeah, they're too big. They're too big for me. You're just maybe the first you know, how many people are gonna be like, what is wrong with this guy? She was cool, fun to hang out with, and she has a huge pair of boobs, and that's why you don't want to go out with her.

It's just it's my personal thing. I don't know, like, I think this is too big for me, and they fake and that's what maybe turns you out. I don't know if they were fake. I didn't I didn't ask. That's not didn't seem polite to ask. They were just kind of like daunting to look at, like you were scared of her chest. I wasn't like scared of them. I just I mean, you know, we were out bowling and see they're just they're just too big. They're just

bouncing around. You're gonna get smuttered by it or something. No, no, I just it's just the personal thing. I like it, you know, like like Goldilocks, like I like it. Not too big, not too small. I just I just like it's fictional character. Okay, that's how you feel, that's how you feel. It's just kind of awkward for me to go, Hey, he liked you a lot, thought you were really fun, but you just have way too much offer in the boom department. He asked me to tell you, and he

said that I should say. He told me I should tell you what it is. That's what it is. The booms are just enormous. I I appreciate your honesty, man, and now I feel like I should be honest with you. She's actually on the other line listening and heard everything that you just said. What Hi, will? I just I can't I've never heard a man, I've never I just I don't even know what to say. Listen, there's nothing wrong with you. Okay, you're fine, You're great. So I

just want to clarify that they are real. Okay, that's great, and a thirty four double d n that's not that big? Is not that big? Well, look, I mean, I'm just I'm guessing just like more of a C guy. I don't know. I'm sorry, it's not it's me. It's there's a personal preference, and you know, maybe like, okay, maybe you wouldn't be into like getting a shorter guy. You know, Okay, maybe that's your thing. It's a good way to put it. Actually, if they have a good personality, then there looks because

I'm beautiful to me, but clearly you are shallow. I agree with you. Yes, whatever, he's reducing her to the size of her breast, he says, she's pretty, she's everything that he's looking for. Her boobs are a little too big. Most dudes do the opposite. That's true. It doesn't matter which way you go, it's the same thing. Everybody has the preference on stuff like this, and you know what, there's totally guys out there who are into that, and like,

that's fine, that's great. It is not me. What I don't get is like that you said you felt daunted. Are you I mean daunted. Are you a little boy like? No, I'm a normal sized person who with a little daunted by your extra sized boobs. I don't know if you're normal sized or not, because I didn't get to see you. Didn't touch them? No, I didn't. I'm not going to touch them on a first date. Yeah. Besides, it sounds like boobs are kind of ikey to him anywhere. I like,

I don't know. I mean, are you gay? I don't, there's nothing wrong with that, but seriously, are you gay and trying to date women like so that you can I've dated women with very sizeable breath Yours were just too big for me. That's all. I'm sorry, Rebecca. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say, this is the first time you've ever heard this from someone you've gone on a date with. Well, absolutely, And I would even say that I had an ex poson who told me I had a magic breath. And I'm not

even kidding right now. That's what he needs to call them. Look, I mean, I don't know what to say to you. I mean, look, I don't know if this is weird, but I mean, I'm a cousin who's recently divorced. He's super good looking at a really good guy. If you're into it, I could hook the two of you up. All right, this is a perfect time for me to ask, then, Rebecca, would you like to go on a second date with

Will's cousin? Because it doesn't sound like Will wants to go out with you, but I will pay for a second date with you. Look at anyone who might look like this man. You've got this. You guys completely wrong. He's super into big boobs. He would be really into you. I think you would get How about it, Rebecca, hook you up with Will just as shallow as you are? Yeah, exactly, Rebecca, the whole family. You know what the unbelievable thing is like how much I actually I liked you and I

feel connected to you. If we'd gone on that second date, you would have been really happy because I would have betten on you and that people have also called magic. Will. You're sure you don't want to go out with her again? Will love her? I mean well, I mean after she said that, now I don't maybe, No, Well, you watched your chance, and I want you to think about that. You sit down and you think about the fact that you missed out on a broken Joel in the morning, you've fu

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