Second Date Update PODCAST: Boring Dude

with us, and his name. Tell me if I'm getting this right, Is it jarm jarm Yeah? Well, I feel like you need to apologize for making fun of his name already, Jeffrey. I just want to make sure it's a unique name. Yeah. Is it short for like Jarmonjelo? What? Uh? It's actually just short for Jarmond. Okay, name jarmandar. All right, let's move past. So jarm you said you wanted to apologize to us in your email, So go ahead, go ahead? What oh? Um? Yeah, so I wanted to apologize in advance. Um,

but you do not accept Oh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You're apologizing to us or to your date. I'm apologizing to you. Why, Well, because I'm a fan of the show and I listened to you guys. I listened to the second date updates all the time. Oh, we hate that, You're right, I mean, that's not why we do this at all. Well, so the thing is that I hear people talk about, you know, like wild and crazy things that they do on their dates, and honestly, none of

that happened with me. So that's that's what I would like to apologize for. How dare you're apologizing for colon us with a boring story? We get all kinds of stories. Yeah, I just I would like your help. But it really was just a regular old boring date. Okay, that's all right, John, Why don't you tell us the name of the girl that you want us to call? Her name is Laurie. Okay, and where'd you meet her? We met on a dating app,

all right, which I also got from the show. You guys are always talking about that's a great way to meet people. Yeah, I feel like it's already going to turn out bad if you're taking data and advice from us, But continue, Jarm, what did you and Lorie do? So? Well? I posted a picture and I know cool people call it a pick, but she was the only person who matched with me. Sorry, we thank you're cool man? Oh okay, well,

thank you, thank you. Welcome. We met at a restaurant, you know, to be safe, we had we had dinner, yes, and it was over okay. And what were the highlights there? Jarms? You need a little bit more detail maybe, Um, I guess that's the problem because I pretty much just told you the highlights okay. Really, so like the best thing that happened is that you went to dinner and talked. Well,

there was one possible thrilling moment. Oh okay, do tell um? Well, I saw her staring at her fork, so I asked if she was okay, and she said that she just thought her fork was dirty. So I asked if I could look at the fork, and then I looked at the fork and it was a clean fork. So it was It turned out it was clean. Ok that did not happen. No, I'm serious, It really happened, and it was close. I mean it was right on the line. Wow, that was a water spot. Wasn't anything else. What was

her attitude like on the date? She was fine. I did try to tell her some elephant jokes to light in the mood. Oh can we hear can we hear one? Try out material at us? Oh? Sure, yeah, yeah, I can tell you one. Um okay. So one some hunters were after an elephant and the elephant didn't know what to do. So he met his friend Aunt on the road and he told Aunt this problem that he had. Yeah, and Aunt said, don't worry, just hide behind me. You

get it, because he's small. Well the aunt small, right, right? Yeah? So Jarm, did she crack up like we are? Yeah? Well not really. I did try a few more, but I kind of gave up in the middle of my fourth one. Oh she didn't seem to get it. Yeah, you can't expect all these people that you date to get the highbrow elephant humor made. I would say, like, if she's not laughing at the first one, I wouldn't go to the fourth. But but Jarm's an optimist. Yeah.

What was the date like? At the end, Jarm, we just said good night, We shook hands and that was it. Oh no, sure, yeah, are you going to be upset if that's the problem, Jarm. If she was just too bored on the date, I mean, I guess I wouldn't find it that out of the ordinary for me. I mean, I'm not an exciting person, oh, Jody, I'm I'm not. I mean, it's not something that I struggle with. I've accepted it. I'm a pretty boring dude. Okay, Okay, Jarm,

We're not gonna let you be boring. Okay, We're gonna pull through for you. Yeah, and this is pretty exciting that you're doing this. Look at you. You're on the rad You're stepping out of your comfort zone there, Jarm. Yeah. And you know, I've heard you guys work miracles before, and considering she's the only person I matched up with, I thought maybe you could work your magic here. We got this job. We're gonna pull a miracle for you. Right now. We're gonna play a song, come back, call

Laurie and get your second date update. Okay, Okay, thank you. Let me hear you be really excited about it, Jarm, I am, that was nuts. I am very well play a song and do it after this. Hold on looking jubil in the morning. Second date update when he goes on a hot date. He's home and in bed by eight pm. His go to romantic move is to comment on the cleanliness of your silverware. When he tells an elephant joke, he tells four of them, all in a row. He's the least boring man in the world, and his

name is jarm Jarm JARMI there, Yes, I'm here. Okay, there he is. There's that intro for you. Jar Jarm went out with a girl named Laurie, and he's worried he may have been a little bit too boring on his date. But Jarm, I don't believe you're boring. I think there's something in your life that you're passionate about. We just don't know it yet. Oh Um. When I was fourteen, I had a stamp collection. Oh I also had a stamp collection, Jarmu. We also had a sick

cat that Pete on the stamp collection. So, yes, you are interesting, jarm. I love you and we never asked you this. Have you actually tried reaching out to Laurie yet or is this the first time? Um? I have. She hasn't responded. Okay, And what did you like about her? Well? I like that we matched okay, Well the app alright, the app mat she you're the only one that Well, they both find each other attractive. That's a good start.

They sound perfect to me. Yeah. Well, technically she never said that she thought I was attractive, but I can verify that I think she is. Okay, alright, confirmed? All right, jarn I feel like I'm gonna get the We're gonna get the female version of you on the phone here in about thirty seconds, let's find out. Okay, we're gonna call Laurie for you right now. Are you ready? I am ready? Are you amped up? My palms are a little sweaty, but please yeah, help me? All right, all right,

I'm gonna die the number right now? Here we go? Hello, how can I speak to Laurie? Please? Did she? Hey Laura? How are you doing? This is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jubil in the Morning. Um, him, I'm good. How are you? Oh? You sound like you listen. Well, it's so funny because I just talked about this show the other night. Oh what complaint blog? Were you on this time? No? Um, I was talking about it with a date who I'm now like suspicious might be actually

the one initiating this call. You're really good, Laurie. What's the name of your date? Jarm? Did he ask you guys to call me? Did so? Wait, you guys were talking about us? We were, Yeah. Was it a fun conversation for you? Um? I mean he brought it up the show that it's like something he listens to and likes a lot, and so we were just kind of talking about it, and I've definitely heard the show before, but it sounds like he listens a lot. Okay, So

is that why you're not calling him back? Because he listens to the show and he must be a terrible person. No, no, no, no, not at all. John told us a little bit about your date, and he really likes you, and he's caught onto the fact that you're not responding to him anymore. He wants to know the reason why. I mean, it's not that I am not responding. I just needed a little bit of time. That you're not responding way, that means that you had actually thought about going out with

him again. Listen, the date was fun. He's like, really cute. He's got this kind of funny Michael Sarah vibe thing going on. Oh my god, I could totally see that analogy. Actually, yeah, I mean he was worried that he was too boring for you, and it wasn't like a negative thing. He knows fully very self aware of his boring level. I think it's funny. I like his sort of his personality and his flatness. It's just I just was having some kind of trouble processing weird thing that happened. Oh what

weird thing. I mean, it's really not even a big deal. And it's not like it's not his fault. I don't know if he told you, guys, um that he was telling some jokes. It's the table Oh yeah, yeah, elephant jokes. We heard the one about the aunt. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't get the other three that he told you, but we heard the aunt one. Yeah. Well I didn't love them because they weren't They weren't very funny. Is that why? No? No, Um, it's not that I don't think he's funny. It's just

he couldn't have known. But I actually have some history with elephants. Your X is an elephant. No, but my uncle was actually just on a safari last year and there was a pretty bad accident with an elephant. Oh, no. Yeah, like the first elephant joke he made, I tried to kind of like avoid it and not really laugh at it and just move on from it. I kept telling he's elephant joke. Oh god, how would anyone know? Though? Yeah, did you tell him that you had an uncle that

had a running with an elephant? It sounds like a joke in it of itself. I mean, I know it's not because being honestly, I know, I know it sounds crazy, but like, honestly, it was really traumatic and I wasn't, like really still not ready to talk about it, and I definitely didn't want to talk about it on the first date. And I know it sounds crazy, but my uncle was really hurt. I mean he's still recovering. Oh he's okay. He didn't die, No, he's okay. But it

was a bad accident. Like either you don't think about that as a possibility of happening. And it's just I know he didn't mean to do it, but he just kept harping on it. It was like picking up an open wound, you know. Well, I feel like maybe Jarms should know why you were not laughing and why you were turned off by that, Like you never told that to him. I didn't. You're right, I just wasn't really ready to talk about it. Don't you think he has a right to know though? That that's why I mean

eventually yeah, yeah, just don't like you. Yeah, everything else is fine. It's just that one thing kept happening, you know. Yeah, well more is about to happen because Jarm is actually on the phone and he's been listening this whole time. What Yeah, he heard and he really wants to talk with you, Jarm. Wait, hold on, he's happening right now. Yeah, he's been listening. Sorry, Oh, I just want to say

how sorry I am. I really I had no idea, hey, Jarm, Um, wow, all right, this is like I'm just a little cut off guard. I wasn't really ready for this. Um. So now you know, glor if you don't mind me asking, um, was it an Indian elephant or an African bush elephant? What? It's not important, Arm, it doesn't matter. I actually honestly don't even know. It's kind of the it's the point, you know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, you know, sorry, I was just wondering because you know, I saw a Netflix

documentary about um. Anyway, it said that, Um, African bush elephants are much more aggressive, so I was just curious. And his jokes were definitely all about Indian elephants, so he met no harm. Okay, Arm, just like an Indian elephant wouldn't mean harm. You need to be focusing jarm on her and her feelings right now. She had a traumatic experience with elephants. Maybe try changing the subject, Jarm. Yeah again, Laurie, I'm I'm really sorry, um, and I thank you? Can I can? I just ask was it

a kick or a trampoline? Trying to figure out about the elephant attack Terma, Like, really doesn't matter what kind of elephant was or how the accident happened. I really don't want to keep rehashing that. Yeah, John, this doesn't like elephants CSI. We don't need to get to the bottom of this case. We're trying to get back to the date. Okay, Maybe driving you should concert on the fact that she actually really liked you, Like that's brad Man,

Good for you. Your one match is a success. Maybe say something nice to Laurie about how you felt about her. Good job, Laurie, I think you are beautiful. Oh what else? And I really enjoy talking with you. And again, I'm you know, if if elephants are no, no, go with something else, Try something else. There's literally like an elephant in the room, and it's like it really means it this time. What I was going to say is if elephants are a problem, we don't have to ever talk

about elephants again. Okay, that's insinuated. I think that's for the best. Yeah, that would be great. I'm just not yet, you know, it's still really really fresh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I totally understand that, and I wouldn't want you to feel uncomfortable. Okay, do you believe I'm Laurie. I mean, do you think you could trust a guy like Jarn. I mean I really would like to. I mean I would be interested and seeing him again and talking to

him again. But I just we have to like agree that we've got to take it easy on the elephant specific talk for a while. Right in the meantime, if you wouldn't mind letting me know if anyone in your family had any sort of traumatic experience with zebras, because I do know a lot about that species, that is a good, good question. Zebras are safe. Jarms zebras are safe,

all right? Okay, Well, I'm sensing some positivity here, so with that in mind, we would like to offer to send you and Jarm out on a date and we'll pay for it. Jarm will not make any elephant jokes. I can't wait to hear the zebra jokes. So that the yes is that he yes't say that I know zebra jokes. I just said that I know a lot about the species, but I'll have to look up some zebra jokes. But I'm okay. Well, there you go. He can give you a PowerPoint presentation on the origins of

zebras and then throwing a joke. Would you like to sign up for that? We'll pay for it. Sign me up. I can't wait to see the PowerPoint presentation. Oh my god, I don't know why. I'm so shocked. I'm sorry, Jarn, but I don't mean to be so shocked, but holy hell, no, I'm real. Hooray, where's thrilled for your jar? Congratulations