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Second Date Update PODCAST: Boring Date With Mr. Boring

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Jewels Second Date Day A listen in. Tiffany is on the phone for a second date of date today and her email is interesting. She said she wanted us to call this dude back, and she described him as boring. So I don't know why she wants a second date, but I guess we'll find out. Tiffany, how are you? Hey? I'm good? So how about this boring guy? What's his name? Well, Mike's name. But I didn't mean like boring, boring, you know, like cute boring, like a little fashion, a little quiet.

I'm actually hearing stable is what I'm hearing. Is that what you mean, Tiffany? Well, he was very gooder than any other guy I've gone out with, So maybe I don't know. I don't know what stable looks like, but it sounds fun, all right. So where did you meet mister boring? I met Mike at a networking event? That is boring? Good point? Did he approach you or you him? That was a big gathering in a hotel, and I

honestly don't even remember. He introduced himself faster I did. Okay, so's kind of one of tho things where everybody's talking to everybody exactly. So what set him apart from the crowd the fact that he was more boring than everybody else? Like, what made you notice him? Well, I mean he's good booking, but he also just had like a different vibe, but like confident, kind of focused on his career, you know,

not like other guys that I've dated. You know, her, just like, to lack of a better word, gamer boys, you know. Right, Okay, so he sounds sexy if you ask me. Yeah, I mean I definitely thought he's good booking. I mean obviously I was interested. We exchanged numbers and did he know that it was? I mean, since you're at a networking event, like it may have gotten lost in translation that you liked him in a different way. Well, I mean we texted and called a bit before the date,

and like there was some pretty obvious flirting going on. Okay, so you think that he realized that you weren't trying to get together to talk about real estate or something. Yeah, I mean, unless he's very pick So what did you guys do when you actually went out? Well, we met at a park random boring for sure? Why a park? He actually had lunch observations that he had made but I didn't know about that, and I had just been to brunch with my friends, you know, having some mimosas.

So we ended up walking around instead because I had just eaten. Oh okay, that's kind of a letdown. Honestly, if I'm him and I'm like a plan for lunch in the show, We're like, already eight, let's see something else. Well, you know, he didn't tell me, and he was actually really cool about it. Um, he just like grabbed something in a coffee shop. We walked around. It was really nice. Actually, you know, we like went into an art studio, some

little boutique, and a super cute old bookstore. That sounds fun. Yeah, still sounds boring. I mean it was a little storing, but it was like him boring. You know, it's like the old bookstore. It was like him. You know, it's cute, you know, Oh, it's quaint, smells like leather. I love it. Did you guys have like that was a big moment where you connected. Well, we we have a lot in common.

We joked and stuff. And I'm a little barrassed to tell you this, but I did actually try to kiss him at the bookstore and he said no, oh no, but he said because because like other people were watching and he felt awkward about people watching him. Who Okay, so he's saying, yeah, turned down your kiss. I don't know. I think that's kind of understandable. Like it's broad daylight, you're sober in a bookstore, Like I'm not making out with people in that situation. Well, he was sober. I

was mostly sober. Yeah, you were kind of drunk, so maybe that was it. Maybe the kiss you were going in for wasn't like a normal peck on the lips. You were like kind of drunk and like, let's get down right here on the boto. I don't know. I thought I had it pretty well under control, but I could be your on. Okay, So did you guys end up kissing later on? You know, we didn't, Like we got to a point where he said he had to go.

He said he had dinner with his mom, and you know, I made a cute joke about it, like, wow, it's kind of fast for me to be meeting your mom already, and he laughed. He thought it was funny. So I thought that was good. So we we definitely ended on like a good note. So what's happened. Since, um, since I've texted him a few times, haven't heard back. Okay, so what do you think could have happened? I don't know.

The only thing I can think is that, like, maybe I was a little tipsier than I thought I was and he noticed it, and that was a bit of a turn off. Okay, I felt like he was like walking his drunk friend around town for a little while. Listen, this is not like he was forced feeding the water and bread or something. Yeah, you were like totally hammered at least, but yeah, you know, that's the only thing I can really think of. Otherwise, it seemed like we

had a good time. Okay, all right, Well we'll play a song and then come back and call him and get your second date update. All right, awesome, thank you're looking jubil in the morning date bright in the middle of a second date update and if you're just joining us, Tiffany is on the phone and there were a lot of but not that's on Tiffany's first date with a dude named Mike. She showed up drunk, but not that drunk. He was boring, but not that boring. The date was good,

but not that good. I don't think anyway if you're just joining us. Tiffany went out with a dude named Mike. She met him at a mixer and then they went out for a date. He actually made lunch reservations, but she had gone to brunch with her friends before that, so she'd already eaten was kind of tipsy, so they had to change plans and ended up just kind of walking around and going to stores while he ate a

sandwich that he got from a coffee shop. But she says that she really enjoyed it and he was boring but in a cute way, and she really wants to go out with him again, but he's not calling her back. Do you have any theories on why he's not calling you back? I mean, Mike, I said. My guesses it was because I was a little tipsy and it turned him off or something. Yeah, but you weren't full on drunk, right, No? No, no, no, trust me, if I was drunk, he would definitely know it. Yes,

let's not forget. She did try to kiss him in a bookstore and he actually turned her down and said no because he thought there were too many people watching. Sorry to remind you of that, tiff Yeah, yeah, no problem. All right, I'm gonna doal this one right now. Here we go. Hello, I may I speak to Mike please? This is he Mike. How are you man? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Oh I'm good. Where are you calling from? Vin Brooke and Jewil in

the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay have you ever heard of it? Ah, don't kill me, but no. Sorry. Also, before we get into this, I would like to compliment you on your deep voice, sir. It was a very nice voice. Thank you very much. Yeah. Yeah, it's very satisfactory. Satisfying is what I mean. It's very satisfying. Okay, did I win something? No? I'm calling you today, Mike because we do a segment on the show called the Second

Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after they can email us to get you on the phone to try to figure out what happened. Okay, Um, yeah, have you gone out on a date with anybody that you can think of that might want to call you like that? You haven't been getting back to um now that I think of it, potentially is this um? Oh my god, Tiffany. Yes, congratulations, you got it right? Oh god, yeah,

to forget Tiffany. Tiffany emailed us and told us a little bit about your date. She also said that you're not texting or calling her back, and she wants to know why. Well, yeah, I mean is this on the radio, it will be Yeah, why are you can say something inappropriate or mean? Like? It sounds like your date was pretty tame. Yeah, no, it was tame. Um. I mean the whole thing was kind of weird in that I didn't realize that at first one I had met her,

but there's like a big age difference. What do you like? What's the age difference? Yeah? Well, when I had first met her, I thought she was older. Okay, um, I mean she looks like she's in her mid thirties actually, but what hello? Yeah, keep going, but how old is she? I think she's like twenty six. She's in her mid twenties, which would make me like almost thirty years older than her. Whoa, oh wow, Holy hell's a big age difference. Voice, And that's why you do lunch and not brunch. That makes

sense now, you know. That's why most of my dates are over the phone. I guess. I mean, I give good phone, I don't even get Okay. So, yeah, so you thought she was in her thirties, but she's in her twenties, correct, Okay, okay, And I mean did you bring that up at all or were you did you just kind of dismiss it as like, let's just get through this and I'll be done with it. I just kind of knew I just wasn't worth getting into. I mean, she's very nice, she's fun, she's peppy, a lot of energy.

She'd be great friends with my daughter. Yeah, I mean that was the main thing. But it also seemed like she was looking for financial support, you know, like, oh my god, um, that was very sorry, don't worry about it. But why did you think that you? I mean, did she know that you were so much older? Well? I don't know what she thought I was, but I mean I mentioned that I was retiring, and she actually got excited. She kind of excited about you retiring. So she definitely yeah,

like she like to where would you take me? You know, like that that kind of thing. Okay, you know, so I just kind of seemed like it wasn't really going all for the right reasons, kind of thing. So, so you think she was just looking for a sugar daddy. Yeah, I mean that's kind of what I seemed like. Okay, okay, do I get to talk now? Do I get to chime in? I think you're yeah, you've been trying Hello, Hey, Mike, Yeah, yeah, I need to let you know that Tiffany's on the

other line and wants to talk to you. What she's been listening to the whole thing. She's been trying to chime into. Tiffany, You're not doing very good at being quiet. I'm sorry, but come on, he thought I was in my mid thirties. How little Tiffy. I don't know if it was the lighting in the conference room or what, but I mean, you're very attractive, don't get me wrong. Yeah, you know, attractive for an older lady. I guess. Oh

my god, Tiffany, is that you're really upset about? Shouldn't you be more upset about him thinking you want to sugar daddy? You listen, Maybe he misinterpreted what I was saying. I was just talking about how, you know, it's challenging that, you know, my parents aren't helping me anymore. I'm just

you know, transitioning out of that and that sort of stuff. Well, no, I mean you mentioned that your dad cuts you off, you couldn't pay rent, and I don't know, it just kind of seemed like you were looking at me for the money kind of thing. So what you think I'm some kind of gold digger, that's what you think? Well, No, I'm just wondering. I mean, what would a beautiful twenty six year old like you be interested in a guy

like me for? Maybe it's because, Mike, I'm sick of messing with the immature man boys that are my own age, and I'm interested in trying it out with someone who has some more maturity, you know, his retirement age. Tiffany, I appreciate that, but I'm a lot older than you. Mike, stopping so hard on yourself. You are not that old. I don't think he's making it sound like a negative thing. It's just a fact, right, It's just a fact. I

am that old. No, I mean, you're you're useful, You're heard, you joke, you know, like, no one would look at you and think you're your age. No, Tiffany, I think that people would just look at me and know that I'm that age and I'm fine with it. I'm totally fine with it. I mean, how weird is it? Would it be my family, my friends, you your family? I mean right, I don't know. My age is just a number.

It's twenty first century that that's not what's important to me. Well, I have accepted my age, and I think that you might have to do. Well, you know what you shouldn't like you're young. It's not like you have one foot in the grade. Mike. Why are you talking like that I shouldn't accept your age? Don't accept your age, Mike. I mean I used to think that way as well. I mean I don't anymore. I don't have to anymore.

I'm fine with where I am. But you kept mentioning money and vacations and paying for stuff, and I'm not supposed to have to pay your rent. You know, that's just like normal boyfriend and stuff. Oh, I don't think pay is normal boyfriend stuff. That's normal life stuff that you do for yourself. I mean my last boyfriend helped me with the rent. How much older was he like at my age? Like two years older? Oh? Let me ask you a question. Let me what if I couldn't

afford to pay the rent for you. I mean, let's just suppose they don't. What do you mean, like, that's not the situation. What if I've made forty thousand a year and I couldn't pay for your rent? What what would I mean? But you don't make forty thousand air? That's not the point I'm saying. Would you still like me if I wasn't able to do that? Really? Listen, that's not the situation. So, like, I don't know why

we're talking in hyperthetic guys, this has been fun, all right? Well, hold on, hold on, don't don't don't go just yea man, give me one second, Give me one second, Mike, would you like to go out on a second date with Tiffany? We'll pay for it. Listen, best of luck. I wish you the best. You're a great girl. But I'm gonna I'm gonna decline. Well, Mike, you know, I thought that, you know, you were a more open person than that. I thought that, you know, I gave you the benefit

of the doubt, being a little boring and whatnot. I thought, you know, just in time, maybe you'd open up. It's a generational thing. It's boring, and that's just really disappointing. So I guess I read you. Ron, I understand all right, Thank you, Mike Tiffany. I'm sorry you didn't get a second date. Well, you know what, if anyone knows anyone who's quote unquote age appropriate and not a gamer man boy, let me know someone more your age, someone in their thirties.

I'm not in my thirties. Broken jewel in the morning,

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