Second Date Update PODCAST: Blurry Love

their broccoli. They always eat healthy. They got hot somehow. Yeah, and you would know about the broccoli store if you were a hot person. So I don't. Yeah, dang it, I know about the Cheeto store. Is that the same? Not quite? Well, maybe there's one more place that hot people like to meet up. That's the optometrist. What, no, doctor? That's where Melissa says that she met her date. And I can't wait to get the low down on this, Melissa. How would you rate this guy on a scale from

the top of the eye chart to the bottom. What are we talking about? It's the big e Okay, Okay, So it's like he doesn't look better in one eye than the other. It's not your right eye or your left eye, it's both eyes. Right. I spent a lot of time with the Automatriss because I have really bad eyes. So maybe I only got that. What's the name of mister big e Us? What? Actually? What? Gus? Gus? Gus? You ask us? Yeah, you know what, it's funny the name Gus. You have to like a guy named Gus. Yeah,

you can't meet a Gus. It's not nice. Was he nice? He was so nice? Yeah? Who doesn't want to hang out with Gus? All right? So how did how did you and Gus come to meet? Basically, we were both in the waiting room at our automatrous office and you guys bumped into each other blindly, and you're like, oh, actually, yeah, people took terrible eyesight. But at some point, I don't remember who started talking to who first, but we both started talking about how bad our vision is, and he

actually made a really kind of creepy but funny comment. Okay, what do you say? He said, My eyes are still bad. I wish I could trade my eyes for yours. Oh so you want to take my eyeball school? Yeah? Yeah, and he actually said I would kill for your eyes. Oh, this guy's a keeper. Did you tell him that that was a little off pudding or were you like, yeah, baby, here's my number, here's my left eyeball. Well, I could see that he was joking, so I was just like,

you shouldn't say that, you don't know me. He was like, yeah, I guess that was kind of creepy. Sorry. So what is that when he made the move to ask you out on a date? No, not quite. So he went in for his appointment before I did. So he actually left a note for the reception, has done his way out with his number on it. Oh that's pretty cute. That's a bold move. Yeah, okay, so did you guys go out on a date? Then? Yeah, we actually did. We went to a mini golf phub. Oh that's that's

a great date. It's always good on a first date to have an activity. What's a mini golf club? And I was like, I'm imagining like a country club, but just really really tiny. You drank baron, you played mini golf, It's what she did. Nothing My idea sounds like, how was it? The mini golf pub was a lot of fun? Okay, what was like a big highlight for you. Well, I really liked a conversation was kind of quiet. So what's a conversation if the other person isn't talking. What do

you mean by that? You liked hearing yourself talk. Well, we kind of bond it because he told me that it was his first real date since his wife dumped him. Oh yeah, yeah, and I've actually told him I was married before also, so you know, we bonded over the fact that it's really hard to date again. It's awkward. Oh man, but that might be it, Like maybe he's not calling you back because it was his first date. You know what I'm saying, Like, maybe he wants to

play the field a little bit. Maybe he's not maybe he's not for you, or he doesn't want used goods. That's not what I was saying. Oh, Jeffrey, Oh, I don't know what you're saying. I mean, yeah, I thought maybe that was why. But at the end of the night, it was kind of weird because he seems like he wanted to kiss me, like he was looking at me, and you know, it's the look on his face seemed like he was thinking that. So I just said, you know, if you want to kiss me, I'll probably let you. Oh,

and I like that very cooly. But he was just like maybe in a minute, and then he never did, and the date just ended in a hug. Oh he didn't go in for the kiss. Then. Oh, it probably means he doesn't want to kiss you and maybe in a minute. Who puts it off? Who's like procrastinating the first kid? He's really nervous. I don't know. I mean, here's the thing, he's a really, really good looking guy.

We did have good conversation. I just think maybe I did scare him, maybe it was too forward for him, or maybe he freaked out and realized she's not ready to date. I don't know. It's possible that he feels bad that he didn't take the opportunity to kiss you, and so now he's just too afraid to even try. Yeah. Maybe, but I've been texting him, so I don't understand why. You know, I've given him the option to still hang out, so he should know that I'm interested. Yeah, and you

won't pressure him to kiss you next time? Huh? Right? All right, Well we're gonna play a song. We'll come back, call Gus and try to get your second date update. All right, all right, sounds good, all right, And if it doesn't work out, then maybe we'll have to go back to the Optometriss office and find another blindy to go out with. Okay, right, okay, hold on Melissa second updates. If you're just tuning in for today's second date update,

we're on the phone with Melissa. Melissa is a sucker for shy recently divorced men with terrible eyesight turns me on brownie points if they hint at stealing her body parts too. That was her description. Yeah, really, Because she met Gus at the Optometris office where he joked about how he would kill to get her eyes. She thought that was cute. So they went out to a mini golf bar and bonded over the fact they've both been divorced.

But then there was a weird moment towards the end of the night where Melissa said something what did you say again? Melissa? I said, you know, if you want to kiss me, I'll probably let you. It sounds like a good line. And did he kiss you? No? He did not. No, Kissa for Melissa, oh say that the whole time I did it. It took me like seven minutes to think of that one. I got it in. Oh man, Melissa, I think that it's pretty confident of you to even hit him back after he didn't kiss you.

What she means to say is it was stupid, stupid, But I would have felt I would have felt pretty like, I don't know, rejected. So good on you for like persevering and trying to get a date with this guy. She's politely calling you dumb. Okay, Well, I know that I said he was quiet and everything, but I really really like him. I mean, that's why I'm calling to try and get him on the phone. Probably he basically has the best combination of great looks and personality. Okay,

quiet guys, quiet and hot. That's why I like him. Just shut up and be beautiful over there, Gus. Well, let's give Gus a call and see if we can try and get you a second date. Update. Okay, great, thank you so much. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Gus please? There's Gus. Hey, Gus, this is young Jeffrey. I work on the radio. I can I help you. I'm calling you to talk to you about your dating life. Do you have a minute

to talk to us. Uh, sure, nice, I was hoping you'd say that, Oh, why would you want to talk to me about my dating life? Well, because somebody told us that you're really hot and good at date. Well I am really hot. Who would say that You're like, who wouldn't say that is what you mean? Guess Well, we got an email from a girl named Melissa. Melissa. Yeah, she said she recently went on a date with you, and now you're not responding when she's trying to text you and call you, so she wants to know why

we had a great time. But I got a little intense. So she did say that there was a little bit of an awkward moment where maybe she said something that she shouldn't have, and she mentioned that, you know, if you tried to kiss me right now, I probably wouldn't say no or something along those lines. And then you didn't kiss her. Yea reected her. Yeah, I just I felt a little awkward at that moment. But that's not

the reason why I didn't call her back. Oh my god, you knew you were not going to call her back even before then. Yeah, we kind of had a conversation earlier and they got me a bit worried just talking about my ex wife and her ex relationships. Oh she mentioned that too, right, Yeah, she said that she was divorced. You don't want to date a divorced woman. Well, it's I mean, I'm divorced as well, but it's just the fact that her her other partners are deceased. They died.

There's two of them. What she told me, they passed the same way, but she wouldn't tell me exactly how, And that really got me thinking all kinds of stuff. Wait, hold on, she told you she has two ex husbands. Apparently her ex husband's fine, but her two ex partners passed away, and I didn't want to be number three. I don't know what happened. Like, that's your assumption is that she's the one that did the job. She didn't want to say it would happen. Oh that's a little shady.

You didn't want to It could be something really personal. What's personal? Like, yeah, you're on a date, this is the time to get personal with someone. Yeah, she started talking about it, and then she just stopped and she just kind of acted like she said too much already. WHOA Okay, you guys, I think you all are watching too many true crime documentaries on like Netflix or something. I mean, that's a terrible coincidence. And maybe it's just

because it's none of your business. Like, why would you think that you're gonna die if you date her? That's silly. I mean, people die all the time from these weird stuff. That's why they make these true crime documentaries. Yeah. I saw this one where a bunch of guys were poisoned by this lady named the Black Widow. And she didn't did it for fun. It could be her. Melissa took you mini golfing and put it on the side, wanted to poison you. She reels you in. You can barely see.

But this is crazy. You need to be cautious. Well, Gus, don't you want to like ask her about this directly? Well I kind of didn't. She didn't want to talk about it, so I mean, there's not much more I can say. Well, maybe she'd be more open to talking about it now because she has been on the other line listening. Get the O out of here. What the hell? Yeah, all right, she's really there. She wants to talk to Melissa. Oh, Gus, I'm Melissa. I didn't know you were on the other line, Yeah,

I can tell. Oh hi, oh Bi, Melissa, aren't you passed? He thinks that you're like a serial killer. I'm not pissed. I guess I didn't want to talk about it. I guess I didn't think about how weird that would sound for you. Gus. Yeah, well it was weird that you didn't want to talk about it. Yeah, okay, well it's about to get weirder. Wait is this where you admit that you actually did it? No? No, so, I can't believe I haven't been saying this right now. Um, my

husband's fine, well, ex husband. But I had two boyfriends who died during um passion? What passion? What does that mean? I'm no like um intimacy? Wait, you have two ex boyfriends who died in the sack with you? Yeah? How old are these ex boyfriends? Good point, they're not that old. I guess I can be a lot for some people. What's not that old? Like seventy? No? Like, healthy men don't die in the sack unless you're doing something crazy. Yeah, hold on, hold on, she put them in a sack? No?

No wait wait Melissa, Yeah is this recent? No? Not really? I mean I've been married since then and he's fine. I mean, everything worked out except the divorced part obviously, but he was fine. And I would have told Gus if we went out more. But I really don't like to talk about it right away, you know. I mean, talking about the deaths of your boyfriends in this bedroom are not the best like first date topic, I would assume, or it's a pretty good brag, like you're so adventurous

and wild in there that it killed two guys. I mean, so, Melissa, I just want to get some clarification. Did they die because you're like really good at that stuff or was it like an accident? Did you drown them? I don't know what your bedroom activities look like usually, Gus, But now I'm afraid for Melissa. I was thinking a heart attack. What are we talking to, Melissa? Yeah, I guess I could just be a lot for some men, and so I just I usually have to warn my relationships going

into it. Wow, oh my god. Now, Gus, does that sound scary or more like a challenge for you? I'm not sure. I mean it sounds like a good thing. She's so kinky, you might die, bro. Mount Everest is not small bedroom, wait, Us, um, You're not just interested in me, in me because of what you heard about me. Right, It's not just because these two guys died in bed with me. Right. No, those aren't the only two reasons.

There's there's only one reason there, Gus. No, I'm not just interested in you because I might die being with you. All right, Okay? Good sell? Was that good enough for you? Melissa? Yeah? I don't know. I just you know, when people hear that about me, I don't want them to think of me differently. You know, it's a little bit different thing to hear. But I still did you. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I'm a little bit more interested

and intrigued. All right. Well, in that case, Gus, we'd love to send you and Melissa out on another date. We'll pay for it. I mean, we won't pay for the funeral costs after she kills you in the bedroom, but the date could be fun. Yeah. Well, I don't think it's me you're gonna have to be worried about. Said the other two guys too, I mean in the bedroom, not the funeral parlor. So is that a yes? Is that what you're saying? Guess? Do you want to go

out with her again. Heck yeah, all right, all right, Melissa, we got you a second date. Great, Thank you guys. Dude, I thought this whole thing was ridiculous, and now I feel like we're like some accomplices to murder or something like. I'm very concerned. I'm just letting you know that if things get to that point, we're gonna have to talk about it, and you might even need to sign a waiver. What I've got the pen in my ham Let's tell me where to sign